You know you've played too much MTA/GTA when:

[MAD_BOY]

you wonder why you don't get a shotgun when you get in and out of a police car

Most cop cars around here have a shotgun in between the front seats.

Yea, lol they really are there

well, here in nl they don't

silly americans

[MAD_BOY]

yes i know, doublepost, SUE ME

you're affraid of someone jacking your plane mid-air

[[FMJ]chode]

...when you get a shotgun, go to the "nearest guy you know called phil"'s house, shoot the nearest person and while they are laid out bleeding, smack them with a bat.

...when you try and register when you walk into any room.

...when you claim to be able to fly on a moped.

...when you pick a fight with a cop cos it will be "fun"

...when, after 6 hours in jail for mass homiside, wonder why your not free to run the streets again.

...when you brag about having a ratio of > 2 to ppl who have never heard of mta

...when you know what a chode is

[njr1489]

...when you see kenji everywhere

...when everyone around you has a shotgun

[=BDC=Kenny]

When you try to ask an ice-cream man for a helicopter ride in his ice-cream truck

When you carry brass knuckles in front of a cop and wonder why you went into the slammer for 20 years

When you cant even sprint or throw a grenade more than 1 meter infront of you

When you wonder why you dont have a rocket launcher pick up infront of your house

[xGj]

You think its lag when something on TV is played in slowmotion..

You wonder why the guy you are fighting doesnt die after 2 punches in his face..

You say to every officer you pass: Ya proud y' wearing a uniform?...

You try to scroll to your weapon inventory....

You try to check your skill upgraded bars every second...

[Noobi3]

t...When you type 'T' before writing something

[-chronic-]

cop cars around here have a tactical shotgun between the driver seat, and the driverside door.. [/offtopic]

when you're laying in the street dead waiting for a respawn..

[erorr404]

You commit a crime and wonder how the cops can come inside the shop you're hiding in.

You sprint all the time and wonder why people stare at you.

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t...When you type 'T' before writing something

I do that all the time, every MP game uses it. MSN is a nightmare after playing an MP game solidly.

And erm..

You freak out when you see someone get out of their car and start walking

You complain because there's no minigun at the hotel you're staying at

People's heads don't really dissapear when you shoot them with a sniper

You can't fit in a RC car

You look for the nitro button in your Rover Metro

[Lággy]

You think bullet time is lag.

You have a fear of flying because you could get heli killed by getting jacked.

You don't see flying cash when you kill a guy.

You blame rockstar ent. for your badly modelled hands.

You try and do stunts with your car and wounder why it didn't land on 4 wheels.

You buy a new gearbox for your car and wounder why it doesn't have 6 reverse gears.

You mod your car with downloaded tools from gtagaming.com

You try and type in cheats to get money for the next gta.

You post in the mta forums.

You think you have a big big house in miami.

You think cars don't need gas.

You think there is no such think as a cockpit.

You modded you car to use gta's handling.cfg.

You think everybody has the same weight as you.

You think your hands can mix in with buildings.

You jump like a retard.

You think you have to carry the vice city cd around with you all the time.

You think taxis can jump!

You think the world is flat.

You think you can eat 100 pizzas without throwing up.

[paul527]

You don't see flying cash when you kill a guy.

You blame rockstar ent. for your badly modelled hands.

You buy a new gearbox for your car and wounder why it doesn't have 6 reverse gears.

You mod your car with downloaded tools from gtagaming.com

You try and type in cheats to get money for the next gta.

You think cars don't need gas.

You think you have to carry the vice city cd around with you all the time.

You think taxis can jump!

Thanks Laggy

[Lággy]

Thanks Laggy

Did I rip off your jokes? If yes, I'll delete my post.

[paul527]

Did I rip off your jokes? If yes, I'll delete my post.

No, i just thought yours was funny and it made my day.

[Lággy]

No, i just thought yours was funny and it made my day.

oh, well thanks for that comment.

P.S: Could this be the last post in this topic?

[CoZ]

when you look up in the sky at night and expect to only find the R* logo

(guilty )

[:Rob]

When you still have some hope for a well synced DM release sometime before you get out of college.

[Lággy]

You know you've played too much MTA/GTA when you look at the time and you feel guilty.

[Kamazy]

You know you've played too much MTA/GTA when see a nice car on the street and jack it.

[zerb]

You know you've played too much MTA/GTA when you see the spilt "Hot Coffee" left on your wife's pillow.

[WallMart]

- you only see mature people on the street

- you drive with your bike against a ledge and try to land on the building 200ft ahead

- you kill someone and wonders why he doesnt respawn at the hospital

- you wonder why you get arrested when drifting on the airplane landing track

- you are afraid a plane may random crash onto you

- you are afraid you'll glitch through the floor

- try to launch yourself in the gym trying to reach the "blue hell"

hehe this is my list

EDIT: new one

- you wonder where the head is you just sniped off

[WallMart]

when you see someone drowning you scream YOU FAKER THIS IS SAN ANDREAS!

you avoid the shopping mall because you think the amount of people will make you lagg

you wonder why the plane didnt explode 5 times

you wonder what the white balloon thing that came out of your steering wheel was, while hitting a tree

you see 'small people', hit the teamspeak button to ask what skin it is, till someone tells you its a child...

youre still amazed about the 'child', so you head back for him and say HAX! and shoot him.

[Dark Dragon]

when you're so addicted that you bump threads on the official forums in such a professional manner as if you're getting paid for it.

[WallMart]

when you're so addicted that you bump threads on the official forums in such a professional manner as if you're getting paid for it.

whaaat? i love digging up the past! WW2 is remembered every year too!