[FBI]Mac-10 Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 "I forgot running through fire kills you" heard that like 2 days ago from some nub in the airport Link to comment
[KFC]Teknickel Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I usually say "I'm eating", or..... "I'm smoking a cig" wich are both very tru when im doing it but i wont say nethin unless someone talks shit "Your lagging hard" this is so fuckin tru how you suppose to kill sumone whose not taking damage its the equivalent of cheating only it can't be helped, actually it can be, get a fuckin better connection. Its rediculous when i hit sumone 9 times wit a stubby they hit me once and I die and they say owned. That makes me want to invent a virus that makes ppl's monitors blow up in there faces. Link to comment
Slothman Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 my favorite time was when i wiped out an entire gang, who called themselves the secret service and always talked in code. it took me about 40 seconds to kill 8 of them, and when i was done, standing in the ammo strewn about, bodies waiting to respawn, and flaming rubble, one of them said: "you lamer, quit following us" to which i replied "?!?!?" apparently its lame to wipe out a whole group of people because they didnt want to be disturbed while they killed other people. some people have a warped point of veiw on what is lame. Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I love it most when you kill them and they say "Ransom you pussy/lamer/n00b" Ok 1. Theres nothing lame about going up and shooting you with a stubby in a gunfight and killing you. What more do you want? You want me to use a hand gun while you hold that pos spaz? Give me a break. 2. You died. So I'm a n00b? Link to comment
[FBI]Mac-10 Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 "OMG I WAS TYPING" lolz. yea one time some kid runs up on me wit a tec-9 runnin around me in circles i waited for him to get in front of me where i smoked his ass with a pump-action...then he says, "YOU NOOB I WAS TYPING!" like, son, you were running/shooting/typing at the same time??? another one of my favourites: "is (FBI)- or mac10 cheating??" or "I cant kill mac-10" "CHEATER!" lolz like right after that happens someone else usually runs up on me and kills me and the n00bs still continue accusing...reminds me of someone i know from a certain accusing gang....but i dont remember the name *cough* anyways... Link to comment
[KFC] El Burro Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Mobaxx <--- He curses up a storm but he doesn't make any excuses Lol. He does curse a little dun he. I usually get killed when im typing in to help n00bz... they ask for help alot and I try to help them... usually 2 at a time so I kinda have 2 bodyguards within 10 min of playing. Its over, I pause the game when I type to help the guys now **Gets shot at** [KFC]ElBurro: Sod off you guys Im trying to help the poor git killed [KFC]ElBurro Any other death is purley accidental... Link to comment
Black Dragon Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 ahhh my two favorite excuses.. "DAMNIT SLOTH! you know my screen cant turn that fast " "GODDEMNIT ICY! STOP SHOOTING ME WHEN IM NOT LOOKING!" or even better: "GODDEMNIT ICY! STOP SHOOTING ME BEHIND MY BACK!" this computer (for all of you n00bs its a pIII 450MHz) CANT TURN THAT FAST, and while fighting its kinda hard to look behind you (need to turn my screen... stupid antique...) oh well, the stupid ISP shop doesnt work weekends, so i guess im screwd till sunday... Link to comment
[KFC] El Burro Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 "Im pausing till you off with that chainsaw" Sum n00b, can't remember who. Died constantly. Couldn't you try make it so they can't see the names next to them when they pause??? (I hid behind him but he still never un-paused... he timed out instead) Link to comment
dystopia Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 a new bosnian clan showed up...obviously within the past few weeks, I killed them quite a few times even tho they were laggy as hell, and they bitch that i'm cheating... I explain :"look, you live 10's of thousands of miles away from the damn server...i live 25 miles from the server, lets think hard about this" "cheater" i jus gave up lmao, even if they made a server and banned me from it I'd of never gone to it anyway with that lag btw, to the bosnian clan: when i said you connected from bostonia, i was really hopped up on assload anti-flu meds, sorry lmfao (in the event they read this post) Link to comment
xerox Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 "OMG I WAS TYPING" the usual reply to this is "little miss chatty bitch should be on irc instead then" =) its like in the middle of a cs game hearing someone say 'you knifed me while i was reloading my awp asshole' =) Link to comment
[KFC]Yankees Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 my favorite person to kill would be gary cuz when i kill him he gets so pissed off and pulls out his "homo jokes", he always says something to me like, u still suck, or im better than u homo, and worthless bullshit like that, its pretty damn funny Link to comment
-UtopiA- Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 "My dog was humping my leg and I was distracted." Never seen that before, but it's a good one. By the way, the "laugh" thing is probably the best thing to say when you're killed or when you kill someone. If you think about it, it could be an EXCUSE, an INSULT to their kill, or just plain HUMOROUS. Same goes when you kill someone. So it's all how others interpret it.. Wow, Doon is good for something... Link to comment
DrEaM4D Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 This sounds familair "You fucking moron! You're cheating you little bastard! Ban him!" "I was walking the dog till you shoot me bastard" "Don't shoot when i take a break" "OMFG!!! :O:O STUPID FCKN CHEATER!!! SUCKER OMG" (heard that yesterday) "I wasn't able to get in a car so don't kill me moron" "I had some probs with the mouse" You always hear that on servers. Dumb n00bs. Link to comment
[KFC] El Burro Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 My one: "Damn Petrol Chainsaws!" Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 I got my computer back last night and he has the settings all hosed. I got into the game and it was choppy so I kill someone then I was killed. I was thinking about typing "my comp is hosed" in the chat... Then I thought about this thread and said "g1" Link to comment
[KFC] Smeg Head Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Here's a gd 1. "U cheat" "We have a cheat everyone" "Why is nobody responding" "WE HAVE A CHEAT!!!" I dunno, the dude was helpless...there was no cheat just lag. Nobody was replying to him coz it was only two ppl on at the time, me and him... Link to comment
notjesus Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 "C'mon its only a laugh " or its "leave me alone you persitent bastard!" Link to comment
=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 The Famous Mobaxx - "Damn you KungFu Cockriders!!!!" gotta love em' Link to comment
[KFC]Yankees Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 ur weiner is 14"??!?!?!?!?!?! mine's only 2 1/2"!!!!" not a false quote, just edited the parts not needed Link to comment
DrEaM4D Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 ur weiner is 14"??!?!?!?!?!?! mine's only 2 1/2"!!!!" i like milk LOL!!! Mine list: (version 2.0 ) "STFU!!! Leave me alone" "Don't shoot @ me when i'm eating :(" Link to comment
[KFC]Yankees Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 "i should trace ur IP and hunt u down and kill you" he sed this after i killed him during MTA, not exactly an excuse but it was damn funny Link to comment
-UtopiA- Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 "Hey! I'm Yankees and you made me pee by pants by owning me over and over." Link to comment
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