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[KFC] El Burro

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  1. Doesn't really matter, as long as we're mostly vets and still willing to play MTA... edit Point... i mean, Santa... how about shoving the AKA's and clan next to the [MC] name of members lower in the list... just to make it look formal... and so everybody knows who everyone else is and shiz...
  2. [MC]Sprouts ready to make lives a misery...
  3. You can't play MTA and NOT glitch... Type !tip into the Partyserver and you get some glitch advice, so n00bs can't complain. The only glitch we dispise seeing used eccessivly is the nade glitch... but glitches are part of the game so its adapt or get owned.
  4. What Kung said^ Am I old KFC or new KFC? Or Classic KFC? Concidering in 0.3 i was a 56k lag whore... used as bait during wars. 0.3 was the greatest... I doubt we'll ever get that sort of vibe back into the community unless something drastic happens soon... because if you want those wars again, KFC can't stay active forever.
  5. That gif. owns you all... remember that
  6. If i have DSL by mid August I'll prolly make it too... then we'll be able to notch another point onto KFC's 0.3 win streak... lol
  7. Kung runs MTA behind the smokey scenes. You must obey...
  8. Join date is the new Post Count... Iv'e been here nearly 2 years and I wanna celebrate my Anniversary on Thursday in some wierd style. I think I'll play MTA for the first time in a month and a half this weekend... im bored and have nothing to do.
  9. Theres a year old threat on the first page muttered by Mr.Bill Take heed... I am. Consider my pos. Kung may recommend my services...
  10. [KFC] El Burro


    GTASA for PC released in Europe today. [weak]yey[/weak] Not really that interested in buying it untill a Multiplayer mod is released for it.
  11. Yeah, cops bust up a Street Cruiser race, impound and end up going home with shiney new cars. Not to worry, we'd just steal some more
  12. Hey, Ransom... come here often baby. Lemme buy you a drink... I should be in... just look at that join date...
  13. lol, Kung... the Bobbies Rock... do thier work really well. For one... they did me for Firearms offences... but my Uncle is a DCI in the force and got me gun back. Friends in high places... Oh, and btw... SAP is just... wrong. And here I am in a gang called KFC... w00t...
  14. Yeah, can't they somehow remove the lock on and just give us back a crosshair. lol, Rockstar did this on purpose...
  15. Tommy aint in San Andreas... he's mentioned 2 time approx (once not directly). The First time when The Truth is talking about those mechanic blokes (Dwanye and somebody... jeez, iv'e forgotten) and when your fighing the Sindaco's in the meat factory Ken Rosenburg (high on Crack) says "Ah, Tommy... It like old Times" and CJ replys "Who the Fuck is Tommy?" Also... I watched the Indroduction (DVD you get with the soundtrack. The soundtrack is shit...) Ken Rosenburg has just got out of the clinic in Fort Carson, he phones up Tommy, but his... what I presume a Secretary or sumthin says he don't want to talk to him. I'll say it again... Tommy aint in San Andreas.... Prolly coz they couldn't get Ray Liotta to do the voice anymore (crap wages, lol). Fido (Claude, w/e) is coz he's a frigging mute and don't need voice actors. I'll end with a song...
  16. Iv'e been thinking this too, but it'll be a lil' boring going into a server filled with just CJ characters and nobody else
  17. Your n00b mode has and off switch? If I knew that I would have flicked it years ago... j/k
  18. Jeez, Im not reading that... dumb it down abit for us stupid people. Murgh... why am I even posting? Aint been here in ages
  19. lol, SteamAmp... I'm gonna have to get that
  20. You get a job in an Ice Cream van and sell Crack to people. You drive your Dads Suzuki GSXR 750 out of the 40th floor window of a Skyscraper... and wonder why you died You get shot in the Face so you go buy a Pizza You go to the local Club and demand your $10,000 share of the assets, then randomly kill everyone with grenades Death holds no fear; You'll respawn in a second
  21. Yeah... all 5 of them Get out there and pwn people!
  22. Im never drinking that stuff again... I now have stomach cramp, Cancer and thrush... On my Grave I want "El Burro- p00ned by household cleaners" and then you all can pay homage...
  23. Even my homebrew stuff? 100% grime from under my bed, including the brake fluid, Caustic Soda and Asbestos... not to mention that bright orange M&M that gave me cancer... I might market the stuff, make some money.
  24. A. No... not perticularly. But I do tend to have a thing for having a big sig that pisses people off Q. Mother of God! Why is it always my sig! I could make it upside down and inside out and you'd still complain its far too nauseating! I will make my sig smaller... I might even delete it completley... will you be happy? WILL YA!
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