You know you've played too much MTA/GTA when:

[l2ebel]

when you cant differentiate real life from mta like kurt:

When you perform a drive-by and there is no affect on the victim.

When you shoot hatians for nothing.[/quotethatmakesretardedpplsueR*]

[Scar]

Oops for the first one.. /me forgot.

Nah.. If you get far enough in the game.. Hatians automatically shoot you..

[VCES>baby-g]

You get a job in an Ice Cream van and sell Crack to people.

You drive your Dads Suzuki GSXR 750 out of the 40th floor window of a Skyscraper... and wonder why you died

You get shot in the Face so you go buy a Pizza

You go to the local Club and demand your $10,000 share of the assets, then randomly kill everyone with grenades

Death holds no fear; You'll respawn in a second

ROFL. Best by far.

You drive your Dads Suzuki GSXR 750 out of the 40th floor window of a Skyscraper... and wonder why you died

You get shot in the Face so you go buy a Pizza

HAHAHA

[MRBLACK]

when you tell some one to stfu in real life

[Black Dragon]

when you tell some one to stfu in real life

neh i do that all the time.. not the letters, though.. strangly enough they do seem to shut up

[HardCoRe.]

when you have responded to this thread.

[Black Dragon]

when you have responded to this thread.

doh?

[sluggerBullet]

when you get hit in dodge ball and you yell out "WTF THAT WAS LAGG!! YOU FREAKIN HAX"

[Gamefreek]

When you try and pause when somene is about to shoot you and wonder why it didnt work.

When you jump around like a rabbit when playing paintball and wonder why people laugh at you.

[Jigga]

When u wonder why ur car just stopped.

When u get out from the car when the engine is burning.

When u blast a car an w8 for it to respawn

When u shoot the glass in a Car Shop and try to get out with a brand new Sabre Turbo

When u shoot in front of a guy and wonder why u missed

When u wonder why tank doesn't have wheels

When u steal a tank and try to speed it up by shooting backward

When u see a shark in the water and try to snipe it

*edit*

When u wonder why there is no mp3 player in every car u drive

When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

When u hit some1 with shotgun and w8 for him to stand up to finish him

Then u shout 'glitcher' when somebody is walking with shotgun while shooting

U wonder why ur car is gone during the fact u left the door open

[Si|ent]

When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

That one does actually work on a motorcycle

Some others of yours were said before. Rest are good tho. Read from the start theres some very funny ones posted before.

Edited April 20, 2005 by Guest

[MAD_BOY]

you wonder why the police still recognizes you after you changed clothes or resprayed your car

[darkdreamingdan]

When you try blowing up a car with your hands

[[DRuG].h0z]

wen u started playing at 10am on saturday ..ur still playing at 8am sunday wen ur boss calls and u say shhh ..ill put u on the stfu list ...ur distracting me ..im owning a noob ..and then she yells at u to get to work cos ur 2hrs late ...(true story )...lol

wen ur playing hl2 dm and u type in !voteweather nice... or !stats ..etc ...

and wen u start to talk like u do in game ..in real life ...like u say ..omfg u got pwned ...or heheh ur such a noob .. ..or ROFLMFAO...and no 1 else knows what the hell ur going on a bout ...

wen u write in 1337 5p34k in an assignment (cos ur playing mta and doing it in the breaks ..) ..and have to explain to the teacher what it is ..

and wen ur teacher says to do sumthing ..and u go "roger that miss"

well what can i say ..its an addictive game ......

[HardCoRe.]

when you realize there are better games then GTA.

[=BDC=Kenny]

When you take a helicopter and bounce it off the ground from 200m and wonder why it exploded

When you saw off the wings of a Cessna 152 until it is only about a meter and stick a wing that size under each wing and tried to fly it off an island runway and wondered why you died

When you try to shoot a .357 Python and you fell

When you throw a grenade right infront of you and wonder why you didnt end up with 17HP

When you try to get someone to shoot you with a Colt .45 in the head and wonder why you died

[Gamefreek]

When you shoot someone in the head and wonder why their head didnt disappear.

When you drive on the wrong side of the road and wonder why you got a ticket.

[=BDC=Kenny]

When you are scared that you will drown in 5 centimeter high water

When you try to sit down and stand up quickly while riding a motorbike and wonder why it doesnt go faster

When you try to look at your golden watch but wonder why you dont have one

When you get a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R and do a wheelie at its full speed and crash it at a parked car and wondered why you died

[Jigga]

When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

That one does actually work on a motorcycle

[MAD_BOY]

you wonder why you don't get a shotgun when you get in and out of a police car

[=BDC=Kenny]

When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

That one does actually work on a motorcycle

Gotta try that on my bicycle LOL

[Scorp]

When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

That one does actually work on a motorcycle

Gotta try that on my bicycle LOL

Nah you'll just get stuck up on the pedals and run over by a trailer.

[Gamefreek]

you wonder why you don't get a shotgun when you get in and out of a police car

Most cop cars around here have a shotgun in between the front seats.

[Ransom]

you wonder why you don't get a shotgun when you get in and out of a police car

Most cop cars around here have a shotgun in between the front seats.

Yea, lol they really are there

[nick]

you should see the armory my stepfather has.

he wos former Dallas SWAT team.