robhol Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 [13:06] <+Fenix> Well robhol [13:06] <+Fenix> you know what they say about masterbation ;) [13:06] <+Fenix> makes you go lind [13:06] <+Fenix> blind* [13:07] you know what they say about those that can't spell masturbation Link to comment
arc_ Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 23:48 Oh fuck this lol 23:48 We're playing baseball. 23:48 I'm using my 1000eur lens as the bat. 23:48 And a piece of bread as the ball. Link to comment
Zadara Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout -->| Caligula ([email protected]) has joined #mta .. FUCKDF FOOF YOU STUPID SLAPPERS!!! * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout I GONNA SLAP YOU ONE TIME SO HARD THAT YOU NEVER WANT AND CAN"T SLAP FUCKIN GGLAYLOARDD! !1 2NOOBO * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout YOGUD CGONNA DIOE\ * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout UFKKCK YOU nOOOOBOO * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout FUCKERSSSS LSDFJKLLJKLEKL -->| Mr_Pwner_CaH ([email protected]) has joined #mta * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout NOOOO * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout THAT BURNS AAAH lol * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JFKDLLKSD FUCK zadar die * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout nooo -->| Carlambor ([email protected]) has joined #mta * ZadaraThePirate died * norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout pwned * EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout * EvgeniZ wins making sure you died Link to comment
robhol Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 i was married with kids before i met you online robhol now i live on fire island --- <+Fenix> i never thought i'd find myself spending tuesday evenings talking about 'sausages up the bum' <+Fenix> but hey, thats life --- players are shooting from the ass lol Link to comment
Vicer/Spitfire Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [13:59] Need[13:59] Nerd [14:00] Nub [14:00] Gay [14:00] You need a nerd, nub and a gay? Man, you've got problems. Link to comment
robhol Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 (edited) [21:05] i got a question regarding gta 3- san andreas [21:05] and wheels [21:05] SA is not GTA 3 [21:05] i heard some people managed to get it to work with senstivity [21:06] this is #mta not #gta [21:06] i said gta 3 through san andreas? [21:06] Ambiguous [21:06] it a development channel and you guys mod so [21:06] you would probably know about gta mods [21:06] Yes, a dev channel for MTA [21:06] I don't mod [21:06] I play MTA [21:06] fuckin emo [21:06] * fwernw ([email protected]) has left #mta --- I'll DEFINITELY eat dumps if I need to make a choice between tacos and dumps --- <%arc_> Unsigned long long cat is unsigned long long Johnline --- [15:18] <+_50p> it reminds me the days when I asked my friend to ask a girl to date me... [15:18] <+norby89> [15:18] <+norby89> and the girl asked your friend to tell you to fokoff [15:18] <+_50p> exactly Edited November 15, 2009 by Guest Link to comment
Scarface Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 [16:10] I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT[16:15] Glad to know you've overcome your gay phase Johnline [16:18] pwned [16:18] good to know your mum is pregnant [16:18] pwned Link to comment
Scarface Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 [10:30] -->| Joh[NL]ine ([email protected]) has joined #gta4============ [11:25] NAME OFF SONG GRAND FIFTH AUTUMN? [11:25] =-= Joh[NL]ine was booted from #gta4 by Impact (Turn caps lock OFF!) [11:25] -->| Joh[NL]ine ([email protected]) has joined #gta4 [11:25] song says EIN swein DREIN [11:25] Chiki CHIKI swein drein [11:25] ? ============ [12:58] how to putted niko went speedbote? [12:58] radio machine bem turn on when water drive [12:58] but friend instead [13:01] niko friend diner 69 romans speeching what a so tasty! now spend was not! [13:02] drive of in an taxi ============ [13:03] =-= Mode #gta4 +b *!*@gtanet-232514FD.zone5.bethere.co.uk by Mike [13:03] =-= Joh[NL]ine was booted from #gta4 by Mike (Mike) [17:30] -->| Your ([email protected]) has joined #gta4[17:30] Helllo son [17:31] hello father [17:31] Fuck u ur not my son [17:31] go get laid [17:31] |<-- Your has left irc.multitheftauto.com (Quit: Your) [17:32] dad? [17:32] daaaad Link to comment
Brophy Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Cirrus13: Put yours asses on cock, Frankie and moonshad. It will be price which You'll pay for possibility to feel You as a king in Your small world. 19:25:22 [@Ron] ive told u my story of a poo, start trek at cinema and a sunkist bag willy?19:25:27 [@Ron] star* 19:25:39 [%Madis] joey joey joe 19:25:42 [&Willy] i'm pretty sure i'd remember it 19:25:47 [@Ron] lol 19:25:47 [&Willy] so no 19:25:50 [@Ron] maybe i havent then 19:25:51 [@Ron] long story 19:25:53 [@Ron] remind me later 19:25:56 [MrSander] Tell us Uncle Ron 19:26:07 [@Ron] later 19:26:10 [MrSander] sad.gif 19:26:11 [@Ron] ive got to go smoke this joint 19:26:15 [@Ron] promise i will 19:26:22 [@Ron] what times bedtime sander? 19:26:30 [%Madis] 9 o'clock 19:26:32 [@Ron] lol 19:26:42 [@Ron] ill tell u later 19:26:47 [MrSander] 9:30 tongue.gif 19:26:50 [MrSander] 19:26:50 [@Ron] it involves a flying bag of poo 19:26:53 [MrSander] lol 19:26:57 [@Ron] bbs 19:27:07 [&Willy] a story worth staying up for! 19:27:17 [MrSander] :-\ cant connect to ze server 19:27:34 [@Ron] lol yeah 19:27:35 [@Ron] sort of 19:27:41 [@Ron] fuck it ill give u the short version 19:27:46 [MrSander] biggrin.gif 19:29:40 [kenny] cya later 19:29:45 • Quits: kenny ([email protected]) (Quit: learning ) 19:29:55 [@Ron] went to cinema aged about 12, saw a crap film about saving whales from planet earth, a star trek classic, film was awful, so mates an I decided i should poo into a empty sunkist popcorn packet and throw it at the screen in outrage. I pooed into said bag, twisted the top tight shut, returned to rear of cinema and threw at screen, bag 'untwisted' in the air, emptying over rest of audience, i ran off laughing and never saw star trek again. 19:29:58 [@Ron] back in a bit 19:30:28 [MrSander] lmao Link to comment
Towncivilian Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 [17:52] BOSS[17:52] YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER [17:52] * Johan was kicked by IJs\laptop (IJs\laptop) [17:52] <&IJs\laptop> haha [17:53] lmao [17:53] <&IJs\laptop> BASTARD [17:53] * Johnline was kicked by IJs\laptop (IJs\laptop) [23:17] Is Cray still active?[23:19] * j0ny ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout) [23:21] * d0NuTzZ ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:23] * d0NuT ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout) [23:23] * d0NuTzZ is now known as d0NuT [23:30] Anyone know? [23:31] * @Ransom ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * Squida ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * ZeroHour ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * Bungle ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * borsky ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * vick` ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * LokiScraZy ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * GrimReaper ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * _90NINE_ ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * +BB101 ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * dc1 ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * @aru ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * @igorangy ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * Sander ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * Carnage ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:31] * Grove ([email protected]) Quit (triton.nl.eu.gtanet.com tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com) [23:32] look what you did [23:32] ffs [23:32] * Johnline_ ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: - nbs-irc 2.39 - http://www.nbs-irc.net -) [23:36] * Squida ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * ZeroHour ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * borsky ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * dc1 ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * vick` ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * LokiScraZy ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * GrimReaper ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * _90NINE_ ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * BB101 ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * aru ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * igorangy ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * Sander ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * Grove ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * Carnage ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * tractor.nj.us.gtanet.com sets mode: +voo BB101 aru igorangy [23:36] * Ransom ([email protected]) has joined #mta [23:36] * Oranje sets mode: +o Ransom [23:36] * IggyDroid ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bye) [23:39] lol sorry... Link to comment
robhol Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 [20:51] * SugarD ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Because sex comes first) [20:51] * SugarD-x ([email protected]) has joined #mta Link to comment
SugarD-x Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 [20:51] * SugarD ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Because sex comes first)[20:51] * SugarD-x ([email protected]) has joined #mta Hahaha... Ya, I had to restart because my client was bugging so it was a quick restart Link to comment
robhol Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 [21:31] ▲ [21:31] ▲ ▲ [21:31] [21:31] its an ultra bold A ? /--__--\ Son.. I am disappoint Link to comment
robhol Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 [20:50] oblivion goty edition £15 [20:50] tempted [20:50] i always said i should buy it [20:50] its the game thats given me the most hours wanking [23:41] <~Picard> Issue #5235: vehicle disapearring - Updated by Dragon - Note Added: 0011143 () - http://bugs.mtasa.com/view.php?id=5235 [23:42] <~Picard> Issue #5176: MTA does not always save the favourites list. - Updated by sebassje - Status (new => confirmed) - http://bugs.mtasa.com/view.php?id=5176 [23:42] <~Picard> Issue #5176: MTA does not always save the favourites list. - Updated by sebassje - Assigned To ( => sebassje) - http://bugs.mtasa.com/view.php?id=5176 [23:42] picard wtf [23:42] can u stopspammingthat [04:19] why does MTA have lots of "redundant" functions? [04:19] like? [04:19] lmao [04:19] executeSQLCreateTable [04:19] executeSQLDelete [04:19] countPlayersInTeam [04:19] createTeam [04:19] makes life easier? [04:19] lol [04:20] but it's like [04:20] it's treating me like i'm stupid or something [04:20] lol [04:20] it's really condescending :< [00:08] <[MAR]> WHY THE FUCK DID U WRITE LIL, ITS NICK ALERTING AND THATS PART OF TOADY's NAME [00:09] <[M2S]moe> parts of name dont nick alert u noob [00:10] I think he might have been making a pathetic attempt at humor [00:11] <[MAR]> yeah i was Link to comment
WallMart Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 ok my quote;) life is good,....when youre drunk Link to comment
robhol Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 [21:29:07] Arriving at MTA, next stop, 4chan [21:29:56] * %roblol triforces Maccer [...] [21:30:46] Newfags can't triforce. [21:30:48] ▲ [21:30:50] ▲ ▲ [21:30:52] :( [21:30:54] <%roblol> LMFAO [21:30:55] <@arc_> facepalm.jpg. Link to comment
robhol Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 [20:15:30] guys, you should really release a "LUA for beginners even retards can understand" [20:15:49] but it's quite easy [20:15:59] an editor with function name autocomplete'd complete i [20:15:59] t [20:16:05] yes, but not for retards. [20:16:13] retards shouldn't program [20:16:17] in any language [20:16:21] they do [20:16:23] in pawn Link to comment
Scarface Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 [12:38] we went to same highcollege[12:38] college? [12:38] yeah college man oh we hung out all the time man [12:38] what was it [12:39] what was its name lets see [12:39] EARLS [12:39] SCHOOL OF [12:39] BUTTER [12:39] nubcake [12:39] WHOS TALKING SO LOUD WHO IS THAT [12:39] JOHNLING YOU GET PAID AT WORK TO FUCK AROUND IN IRC [12:39] CAN HAS WORD LIKE YOU?!?!? [12:39] *WORK [12:39] FAK [12:39] YES I DOES [12:40] my boss say whats happening [12:40] i go [12:40] RENDERING [12:43] [12:43] [12:45] rofl =================== [12:49] im also fixing my co-bosses laptop [12:49] nub got 17 viruses on it [12:49] wow [12:49] all i do is turn norton off, install malwarebytes and let it scan [12:49] he did alot of fapping [12:50] is weman [12:57] classic Link to comment
Dark Dragon Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Wait a second... Is my script Server side or client side? I have the feeling MTA and the "New Improved" windows sound system in vista/7 does now like MTA. breaking news: MTA does now like MTA! Link to comment
Towncivilian Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 * Retrieving #care modes...[19:12:37] * Towncivilian changes topic to ''Azer likes QoTSA | we #care about you beeing away IceCream *o* | "War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left" | Krimson also sells CareBears for free | Have a problem? Put 30 pence in the phonebox and tell someone who #cares. Drama Drama Drama' [19:13:11] <%Towncivilian> i fixed a couple typos, mabako, don't hate me [19:23:20] <~mabako> HATE [19:26:22] HATE [22:50:17] * MrX is now known as MrX|BNC [00:38:46] <%Towncivilian> Link to comment
robhol Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 [20:42:57] <@lil_Toady> robhol is cool [20:42:59] <@lil_Toady> NOT [20:43:07] <+robhol> .. lil_Toady [20:43:23] <+robhol> ohai, lil_Toady, I completed your sentence [20:43:34] <@lil_Toady> no [20:43:39] <@ryden`Laptop> doubt [20:43:41] <@ryden`Laptop> Me too! [20:43:46] <+robhol> rofl [20:43:52] * +robhol high-fives ryden`Laptop [20:43:55] <@lil_Toady> > [20:43:56] * @ryden`Laptop high-fives Link to comment
Scarface Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 [15:33] Partyman [PLAYER] Tuqo died[15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: FAILER [15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: HAHAHA FAIL [15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: fail [15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: fail again [15:35] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: FAILER!!!!!!!!!!!! [15:35] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: FAILER!!!!!!!!!! [15:35] Partyman [PLAYER] [uG]Jaguar died [15:35] Partyman [PLAYER] HDG~Neukfout died [15:35] Partyman [CHAT] Scarface: Saving define irony, you always die before us Link to comment
Mr.Hankey Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 [20:25] what does sound do?[20:25] i mean voice [20:25] when the channel is +m, only voiced users can talk [20:25] it gives you the ability to speak when the channel is set to +m [20:25] gives you the ability to use a microphone? Link to comment
Ransom Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 [23:44] * KWKSND loves ccw 75% [23:45] good, I cant take all of your love in one go Link to comment
Ransom Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 [15:16] i guess you must be the guy licking my cum Link to comment
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