[KFC] El Burro

Now thats not funny. n00bs are ruthless little bastards, im secretly recruiting an Army of them, but you don't know that. Im like Laurence of Arabia. Ransoms Avatar.Coz he started this un-censored mocking (and Xerox sed keep it clean) Call in the cleaners, its a mess in here, lol[/img]

They won't even attempt to make it look like GTA, it just a devolopers thing. And yep, Tanner has swaped his Muscle Cars for Muscles himself, eh!

Nah nah nah, your gettin it wrong! Best weapon is the Chainsaw, people just shit them selves when you run up to them with one. Either that or the M60... both on the Mexican, weird that

Cheaters- By Me You must have seen Parties of Cheaters With bloched and Larded skin With thier Anoraks on And lots of PRON What a horrible State thier in! They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests Never heard of Guns n' Roses Chuckle as they kill another peaceful punter With a mouth what never closes You must have seen Cheaters on their own With Cheats ready to work Who screw up our wonderful home Get kicked and go berserk Cornflake accessory watches Hire-purchased Vice City A beauty to the muck up the game No lonely guy Is so shitty Why bother at all about Cheaters? Why shouldn't they do as they please? You know if it came to a brainy game You could baffle a Cheater with ease How would you like one scronging and shitting in your garden? Or pissing in your swimming pool? Bigger brained Cheaters often acquire Trainers that acctually work Flying cars coz they're really crap drivers Even their haircuts got roll-bars 'CHOP EM UP,' we say to Cheaters 'Go on, stick it where it hurts' Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance Their ghastly patterned shirts Why bother at all about Cheaters? Superior as you are You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind A Cheater can't think very far Imagine finding one in your laundry basket You'd really hit that big fat slob Why bother at all about Cheaters? Why should you care what they do? Cos after all, if you cheat You're a Cheater too **APPLAUSE**

What keeps happenin' too my posts? They just dissapear... strange.

Im drawing one, its a deep secret and you'll see it some time next week.

AT LAST, U ALL GET TO SEE MY RATHER CRAMPED DESKTOP! This is also Smegheads coz he's my bro.

Im making another 1.

Thats a Fat Boy Slim Album... i love that Album

yes, now i do....King of the llamas

Best ones I herd in a long time happened today, heres a few: -------------------------------------------------- : Who the hells El Burro? -------------------------------------------------- GodFather: Wheres the Stadium (to wich i replied "DUH!") -------------------------------------------------- (And sum other git trying to cheat pressed "T" wich brought up the chat bit and finished it off by saying): Stupidcheater: hugstools Idiots

**FEELS SORRY FOR VASS** **SHOOTS VASS**

Thats not nice **Shoots the Vass's Pizza**

Yeah... there is no spoon

4 cars...lol. But like I cud do any better...

Aready got a whole Album dedicated to them, man! BAG OF HITS! FLC ROCK!

UGLY KID JOE MADMAN

Silly auld me

Y'know... i don't understand a word of that. If its broke, I bin it... thats my simple philosophy

I wondered wat would happen if i bashed my hed off the keyboard one day and i worked wonders... its totally true...

Yeah... if my brother hadn't downloaded a friggin' MOD to "Try it out", figures

I mean, I don't want to go all Geographical on everybody but think of it this way; the Pacific plate that San Francisco lies on is moving towards Alaska quicker than the North American plate can move (wich is north) therefor, one part of San Francisco is going to get a cold ass within the next few mellenia. **THAT WAS A VERY SHORT AND SICKENING GEOGRAPHY LESSON BY EL BURRO**

Yeah, I knew that. There ain't exactly a place called "SAN ANDREAS", its just a bloody fault line (that one day may give Calafornians a nice trip to Alaska)

He's building (or built) his own video card... he told me so. I can't help him wat so ever coz I can't find that mag... but hell, this is the Internet man, your bound to find somthing somewhere. Look godammit!!

Ah, now lets see what this is like...