[KFC] El Burro

**SETS UP BBQ** **IT START TO RAIN**

REASON FOR REALLY LOW CRIMINAL RATING: U CHEAT BOY

RISO! Thats lame!

They only Filter Porno and Chat sites at my school. Oh and they only filtered Rotten.com a few days ago (coz it fed my Sadistic hunger). MTA aint a Chat site so they don't filter it... wich is weird coz its just the same only on a slower scale, you could still meet a Pedo here... wich worries me **RUNS AWAY**

Madboy... your a misrible git

Helicopter Rotor Blades always work! Chop em cheaters, chop em cheaters, chop em cheaters!

http://www.GTAViceHQ.com<-------- MOD INSTALLER I dunno if everyones got this or what but I think this is the best thing to sort out yer MODS. This Installs General MOD (So long as their scripted), new Cars and works on both VC and GTA3. It install's Cars, asks you what car you want to change for it and what you want to call it. It even makes backup files. This MOD Installer kicks arse![/url]

No such thing as a n00b in my volcabulary. Your either a threat or yer not!

I did'nt expect it to be so long acctually... Nope I didn't write it all out, haven't u guys looked down the bottom of the stats page in VC? It says "Press S to save to file" and it saves the stats to Vice City User File in My Documents on yer computer. It comes in 2 forms, a HTML document and a Notepad File... I didn't think i would have to explain it really

Very Inventive

Is it coz Nintendo secretly runs the world without us knowing?? My friend would be over the moon if he heard that was true... but don't listen to him coz he comes from Finland! What was that I saw on the MTA home page? Vice City wins sum awards or gets nominated for sum... there must be lotsa ppl out there who think Tommy is brilliant! Whats Link ever done for us apart from bring Robin Hoods clothes back into fashion???

WHAT! That little git in Zelda? The one in the tights? Thats not fair, VOTE TOMMY!

It was pretty funny to me... but iv'e got a weird sense of humour

Very True

Are u high? Theres a destinct wiff of Cannibis in the Air...

I was just wondering how everybody fared when they were playing single player mode, boast any massive jumps that you could never re-create again to the forum or simply show us how many folk you've killed- Heres mine: LAST MISSION PASSED: Keep your Friends Close... DATE: 02/21/04 Criminal rating: Associate (9736) Percentage completed 100% Mission attempts 100 Playing Time 44:28 Days passed in game 186 Safehouse visits 309 Rampages passed 35 out of 35 Hidden Packages found 100 out of 100 People you've wasted 5204 People wasted by others 607 Road Vehicles destroyed 656 Boats destroyed 27 Planes & Helicopters destroyed 91 Tires popped with gunfire 464 Total number of wanted stars attained 633 Total number of wanted stars evaded 448 Times busted 2 Hospital visits 0 Number of headshots 259 Daily police spending $70501.00 Least favorite gang Cubans Gang members wasted 1491 Criminals wasted 182 Kgs of explosives used 528 Bullets fired 65429 Bullets that hit 25910 Accuracy 39% Dist. traveled on foot (miles) 132.03 Dist. traveled by car (miles) 785.98 Dist. traveled by bike (miles) 269.85 Dist. traveled by boat (miles) 29.73 Dist. traveled by golf cart (miles) 3.59 Dist. traveled by helicopter (miles) 106.44 Total distance traveled (miles) 1327.62 Max. INSANE Jump dist. (m) 163.00 Max. INSANE Jump height (m) 30.00 Max. INSANE Jump flips 2 Unique Jumps completed 36 out of 36 Max. INSANE Jump rotation 704º Best INSANE stunt so far Triple insane stunt Longest Wheelie time (secs) 9 Longest Wheelie distance (m) 252.39 Longest Stoppie time (secs) 2 Longest Stoppie distance (m) 33.29 Longest 2 wheels time (secs) 6 Longest 2 wheels distance (m) 200.36 Criminals killed on Vigilante Mission 126 Highest Vigilante Mission level 16 Passengers dropped off 100 Cash made in taxi $39230.00 People saved in an Ambulance 79 Highest Paramedic Mission level 12 Total fires extinguished 81 Fire Truck Mission level 12 Stores Knocked Off 15 out of 15 Assassination Contracts Completed 5 out of 5 Photographs Taken 12 Pizza's Delivered 55 'Ice Cream' Sold 71 Best Percentage of hits for Shooter 91 Fastest time on 'Alloy Wheels Of Steel' 1:52 Fastest time on 'The Driver' 2:07 Fastest time in Dirt Ring 6:30 Fastest time on RC Plane Race 2:26 Fastest time on RC Car Race 2:26 Fastest time on RC helicopter Pickup 7:45 Fastest time on 'Terminal Velocity' 0:50 Fastest time on 'Ocean Drive' 1:08 Fastest time on 'Border Run' 1:35 Fastest time on 'Capital Cruise' 1:39 Fastest time on 'Tour!' 2:18 Fastest time on 'V.C. Endurance' 4:15 Fastest time on Downtown Chopper Checkpoint 3:08 Fastest time on Ocean Beach Chopper Checkpoint 2:23 Fastest time on Vice Point Chopper Checkpoint 2:30 Fastest time on Little Haiti Chopper Checkpoint 2:24 Fastest time on 'PCJ Playground' 1:52 Fastest time on 'Test Track' 2:31 Fastest time for 'Cone Crazy' 0:38 Fastest time for Checkpoint Charlie 2:05 Highest score for Shooter 98 Number of drug deals made 71 Hotring Best Result 1 Fastest time in Hotring 3:17 Fastest lap time in Hotring 15.00 Flight hours 0:07 Flyboy Longest time in bloodring (secs) 60 Fishes Fed 0 Seagulls Sniped 20 Most Favorite Radio Station VCPR Least Favorite Radio Station EMOTION 98.3 Sprayings 158 Weapon Budget $37840.00 Fashion Budget $2990.00 Property Budget $441500.00 Auto Repair and Painting Budget $12300.00 Property Destroyed $3324466.00 Property Owned 15 The Malibu Print Works Film Studio Ice Cream Factory Car Showroom Taxi Company Boatyard Pole Position Club 3321 Vice Point Links View Apartment El Swanko Casa 1102 Washington Street Ocean Heights Apartment Skumole Shack Hyman Condo Highest media attention 1794 World event (Please don't change any of your stats, just for everyone elses sake)

I had the same problem once, me being the arrogant bastard I am didn't ask for help... I was stuck for a week, heh!

Yep, i reckon they do have a good track record when it comes to release dates. I give em Credit for that

I'll stick to my SuperCharged Austin Mini's and Ginormous Burro-mobiles... i like my Games Ironic

Well ditch this one and start another! Its Simple!

The lags fine! The only problems are that other Players dissapear for a split second then re-appear with a Shotgun in front of you and the cars do the same... with out the gun part of course. Its inevitable...

In system Properties of XP it has "Computer Name" and "Workgroup" to identify it on the Network... you should know that!

Well remember, all release dates are Subject to change, just look at how late Half Life 2 is and Driv3r was sceduled for 2002. Its only a few that acctually make it on time or earlier, Call of Duty was a month ahead of Scedule... and I can't think of others. Mabey, they get half way through the Project then scrap it because of the imminant arrival of the PS3! All are possiblities, they did it with The Getaway on the PS2. But from what I heard off that Woman who knows the lead Animator for R* North, they get a large Cash bonus of at least £30 000 if they finish it early, thats what happened with Manhunt. Very Rewarding stuff the Gaming industry.

This is what GTA Warehouse says: Current Announcement Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Confirmed and Dated After registering a number of potential Grand Theft Auto titles earlier this year, Rockstar Games has today confirmed that the next game in the series will be Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. A Playstation 2 exclusive, the game is currently scheduled for release in North America on October 19 and in Europe on October 22. Discuss this in the forums Preorder now to avoid disappointment Now, do we beleive them??

Holy Be-Jesus! Thats a long list!