[KFC] El Burro

Its all guff to me, "if its broke... chuck it in the Bin", that my motto, maybe it shud be ures

What does everyone name their computer (XP): Mine= Sir Breakalot

**STARES AT RANSOM... FOR A LONG TIME** YES! **JIGS**

Any game with open ended game play is a good game, but some are better than others. GTA (all of em in General) appeal coz there all set relitivly close or at this current time period. GTA3 was, and still is a brilliant game, it has the best city out of Liberty and Vice, but VC has the better story line, and now characters have more life and there are slightly more cars and the Property Ladder part of the game. I think this is what they r gonna do in San Andrea's (Ransom's right, Sin City would be great especially at the Property ladder part, but I think it lacks Gangs. Its more Drunken petty crime that Organised Crime), combine a Liberty city like city and enter a good story line mixed in with all and more options from VC. Also, in San Andreas you can bring back the Triads and maybe... just maybe bring back EL BURRO! (He first appeared in GTA1 San Andreas, came back in GTA3 and got a mention from Diaz in VC (That bit where the VCR "eats" his tape). Thats why I like im, most popular character in GTA). I never play Mafia, so im making no comment...

**LOOKS A UTOPIA'S DEAD BODY** **DOES A JIG**

Nah, I doubt Twwix is a cheater... but then again...

The Gits at the top (Folk at Take Two Interactive) say "Back Half of 2004" That means "BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THIS YEAR!" Get thoses Lists of to Santa, NOW!

I agree. But I guess if sum Fat Muslim comes over to your house and buggers things up, at least you'll know what to do! BTW, Its not my fault I was a little confused, 1.1 was always there before, me being arrogant forgot to check it up coz I was worried it was somthin' bigger and the big ballocks had deleted sum important stuff anyway and I wuz trying to retreive them... Bloody hell. I gave my Mum a good ballocking afterwards... that Muslim Bloke's a pest!

Ah, thanx Kent! The things are sooo bloody simple! That sorted it, close the topic! I NEVER WANT TO BE REMINDED I ASKED FOR HELP!

lol, good one twwIX

OH! I FIXED IT! But, theres a catch... now MTA crashes at loading screen, for a long time: UNHANDLED EXCEPTION: c0000005 AT ADDRESS: 0046352F Anyone?? Help

**SNEAKS IN** **PONDERS TO SEE IF EVERYONES ON HAPPY GAS** ** SEE'S MR BILL CONTAMINATING AIR DUCT** **PONDERING OVER** **LAUGHS** **LEAVES**

A very fitting comparison, dont ya think? Im trying to think up on about Cheaters... mmmm

I thought it rocked first time I played it. Too much like the first though, novelty wore off after a while

I come back after a nice week end out, and my mum, Mother Dearest has had sum fat git mucking around on my PC. Everytime I go to MTA, start game, a buggering warning comes up saying: ERROR: "mta_dll.dll" could not be located Please reinstall mta or specify the proper game patch (MTAclient.exe-resetgamepath / Reset game path Button) I haven't got the foggiest what that means, iv'e tried everything and iv'e lost the plot (Iv'e asked for help). So, that Fat Muslims already half way to Allah, one more trick like that and Ill kill im properly!! HELP!

LOL, I ain't rich either (recently we ran out of Milk for a week, my parents were pissed about it. all my fault apparently. Mother dearest threatened to slap me, lol) All the cars are second hand and pretty cheap, we usually swap the cars. Coz my stepdads a great mechanic, he bought a bust up Mazda for £200... iv'e forgotton what make but it was nice. A few tweaks with the timing belt and it started to work, now its worth over £2000. I think we swapped it for them 2 Jags and a Streetfighter Motor Bike... oh and a Camera phone. Its the way to do buisness. The Stag sits in my Step dads Garage, he's spent most of his time working on it... then he'll get another crap car like a Skoda or a Land Rover Defender and spend a month working on them, then he'll swap them with this Muslim bloke called Morris (Who gives me the bless of Allah everytime I fetch him a Coffee, lol! Weirdo!) and we'll get even shittier cars. Every once and a while he'll bring back a little stormer though, just like the Stag and the Beach Buggy.

**WALKS IN** **REACTS LIKE KFG** **LEAVES**

Nobodys admitted they're womanlyness yet. Makes me wonder really...

Nah. you'll just hand it back to his Dad

If it ain't in English, it must be Pish

You nasty man **Runs away**

Thery're mostly screenshots. All Cut scenes are 3D Computer animation, not the animation like you see in Vice City, proper Animation... like Finding Nemo, lol. Hasn't it been delayed untill June or July?

God sake! Thats useless! **RUNS AWAY TO LEARN DUTCH**

I think my little brother Jammed a buiscut in mine, lol

The Hatians are shooting people on their own accord, its the poorest country in the America's as well, so the only bloke that proberly has a PC or a Console is that bastard of a Dictator. lol, Anyway, how can you blow up a computer from gaming! I have at least 20 games on my computer and It hasn't even thought of crashing, never mind blowing up! God Damn your parent boy! God damn em!