[KFC] El Burro

Ah, I don't mind a little bit of Hip Hop maself really...

Whats it say in Engliski?

But are you a man? Do you listen to crappy Pop boy! DO YA DO YA DO YA!!! We need sum Wimin on this Forum... they keep us blokes in order

Clever Bastards- Noel Coward was a Charmer As a Writer he was Bhrama Black Velvet and Pyjama's Divorce, Gay and other Drama's There ain't half been some Clever Bastards There ain't half been some Clever Bastards Van Gough did some eyeball pleasers He must have been a pencil squeezer He didn't do a Mona Lisa That was the other Italian geeza There ain't half been some Clever Bastards Proberly got help from their mums Who got help from their Mums And now that we've had sum Lets hope that theres lots more to come Eistein can't be classed as witless He claimed Atoms were the littlest When you did a little bit of splitliness It frightened everbody shitless!! There ain't half been some Clever Bastards There ain't half been some Clever Bastards MTA are by far the best though "DONT ASK QUESTIONS!" is their Motto But they treat us like its Santa's Grotto THEY GAVE US ONLINE GRAND THEFT AUTO! There ain't half been some Clever Bastards There ain't half been some Clever.......................... Bastards! (HEH!)

Are you sure shes a girlie? She could be a he... a drag Queen...

It was Lame It was a Flame I play the Game Sumthin... plain rockandroll

14 votes, all are Male. Only one is a Man though (me), unless any of you lot Listen to Motorhead and headbang to heavy rock too...

What, my quote or the whole Film? Or do you not know what Eccentric means??

Is ther summit about DVD drives? Mines don't work either and it scratches Discs. Also, I heated my C&C Generals disc up sooo much it cracked it! I just use the CDRW to play games now. Works just the same. (Had to Edit. I put DVDRW instead of CDRW. Goddamn my screwed mind)

I got 1 PC coz its all I need! Used for Games, Internet and Homework: HP Pavillion 750 UK Intel Pentium 4 80 Gigs GForce 4 512 MB or RAM 10 USB ports Logitech Optical Mouse and a Weird Keyboard with 2 extra USB's on the back On the computer is: Over 150 hours of Musak Over 20 Games All the Red Dwarf, Blackadder and Faulty Towers Scripts 500+ Screenshots of various things

Aww, dammit! I had a good one but now Iv'e forgotten it!

Rat Race: Cuba Gooding JR: But... you can't just pick people at random! John Cleese: I can do whatever I like Owen, Im Eccentric!

WHEY!

This is Red Dwarf just as Lister invents the Tension Sheet in "Timeslides": Rimmer: Where'd they go! Holly: Well, Lister changed the timelines, consequently he didn't Join Red Dwarf and cosequently the Cat Race never existed and we didn't rescue Kryten Rimmer: So its just you and me? Holly: For the rest of Eternity Rimmer: No thanks! Find Him and bring him back! Holly: Got im! Dave Lister Inventer of the Tension Sheet aged 17 Rimmer: Damn! Holly: He died tragically in a Plane Crash aged 98 Rimmer: 98! Holly: Yeah, apparntly he was making love to his 14th wife and lost control of the plane Rimmer: Got any Photographs? Holly: Not of that, No! Rimmer: No, of him so I can go back and rescue him! Holly: Well there is one Picture reference but your not going to like it Rimmer: Play it... (Watch a 5 minute episode of "Lives of the Digustingly Rich and Famous") Rimmer: Stop it iv'e seen enough!! Holly: So, what you gonna do Rimmer: Im going to Rescue him Holly: Rescue him? Rimmer: Yes. Its my duty... my duty as a complete and utter Bastard!

Yep, he's gonna sort ya out! (Who Un-Nuked yer Post Count?)

Driv3r... I don't think it works the same as Wip3out coz the 3 in Driv3r is near the edge, its one of these things that just don't look right... but like all things, it'll catch on

My Step-dad runs a car dealership from the back of my house. We used to have a Cadillac Eldorado and a Chevy Camareo, I dunno if thier popular over in the US but I turns a few heads drivin' one round the Scottish countryside. My Familys Cars include: 5 BMWs, all different Models 3 Land Rovers 2 Jaguar XJS's 1 Triumph Stag 1 Beach Buggy 1 Mitsubushi Galant A Camper Van and some old shitty car thats gone Mouldy 13 in total. How Many work? Well... 2 to be honest

True lives next to a Factory that produces Meths? **Headspins**

Go to that shite hole called "School", when I come home I do severa things, many are forced at Gun point: House Chores- these come before any Internet time, my mum shouts and balls at me for doing bugger all in the house so now I have to leave sum time behind to do dishes, walk dogs, light fires (Arrest me, im an Arsonist) hoover house, tidy up Step-dads mess in living room (hash tins, Used car mags, Engine parts ect) and loads more stuff. Spare Time- Games, I play Manhunt on the PS2 alot. I have several games for PC, many are my brothers but i'll name em all: GTA:Vice City (Naw!) Republic the Revolution (Flex my Megalomaniac Muscle) Call of Duty C&C: Generals (broken) " ": Zero Hour Sim City 4: Rush Hour (Yes, I am one of these gimps thats addicted to strategy games) Dance Ejay 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 (Ejay addict) Hip Hop Ejay 4 (Gettin into it) The Sims (its not mine, HONEST!) (Now to certain broken and Out of date games) Sim City 3000 Gangsters 2 Enter the Matrix And the rest are broken! The I listen to music, Rock is best: Led Zeppelin Rush Pink Floyd These guys kick ass I hate R&B coz its shiat Then I go to bed and watch Horror movies untill 3am, then I wake up at 7:00am to get to school. Me

Yeah, im confused... wich is rare. If you confuse me your really confused wich means you have a confused mind wich confuses other a little less confused than me. Confused?

Y'know, you can class farts as well: Normal Fart: Theres no-one else around, you look left, then right. Nobody. The gases in you bowels start to shift and then, you let it go... and it feels sooo good. Most common and smells good Womens fart: Tiny but smells like a used tampon Hamster Fart: Like a womens fart but with no smell. Unwise fart: The sort of one you end up letting go in a packed lift Telly fart: Your sitting watching the TV and you just have to let this Beauty go so when the time comes, you Fart and lift your ass off the seat at the same time. SBV and SBD Fart: Both silent but Violent/Deadly farts live up to thier name. Large clearing radius and a very bad smell. Its hard to track down the rotters who do these, but look out for that bloke who can't stop sniggering. Beer Fart: A reverse burp trying to find an escape hatch. Smells like Budwiser, then so do other forms of sewage. Watery Fart: After running a few miles you feel the urge to fart, so you do. The sweat up you butt from running makes it sound watery, but can also happen when sitting in a hot room. You usually need to go to the toilet after. Dutch oven fart: You fart in the bed and have a sniff under the covers or you shove your lovers head under the covers for them to have a sniff. Fat Mans fart: Ever been in a resteraunt and smelt the air to find a certain smell? Its definatley not your Big Mac! Its Big Mac over there digging into his greasy Chips and triple sized mega meal. So bad this one puts you off your food. Can happen anywhere, im talking from experiance. Terrorist or Suddam Hussain Fart: Oh my god! Chemical Warfare has begun! Get the UN to delclare Worldwide State of Emergancy! This is a cotastrophe!!!! Very rare, just don't smoke after one! Shitty Fart: In a car? Need the Bog? Poopie is it? Keep it in then, but smell those farts? Smell like shit. You need to find a Public bog, quick! Unlucky Fart: Like the surprise poopie, but from the fart perspective. Question Fart: Bum feels like its asking a question and then iyou have to raise up to a conclusion. You never see it coming and you wonder where the Hell it came from. Weird Fart: Makes a funny noise The bowel buster: Following on from the Shitty fart is this. You've drove 100's of Miles down a Motorway without having a crap although you really need one. Once youv'e releived your self at a bog you let go the most vile bit of wind ever, second only to the Terrorist fart. Hellish fart/ Curry Fart: Whoa. Thats a hot one! National Anthem Fart: Many people are Talented, so talented they can play their National Anthem (and other things) with Farts. Wow, amazing... "I beleive in a Thing called Love" anyone? Imagine reaching those notes! Jeez!

Iv'e seen them sort of things before. They were Crap printed Diagrams of Nuclear Warheads...

I'd say Piano. I can play the Keyboard (slightly) and ma Bro can play the Guitar. By the way it sounds, the Red Dwarf Theme tune sounds better on Keyboard... and Piano, what ever ya prefer. (Used to have a Piano, but I was gettin cold so I chopped it up for fire wood )

Blah. You damn Critic (How come we've went from Death to Chicken soup?)

I wud put my pic up my pc but my WebCam is buggered. I can't find the CD for it since my Computer BSODed, and I don't wanna buy a new one coz I'll just find the CD... i hate it when that happens...