paul527 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Proofs, or it didn't happen. Link to comment
Vicer/Spitfire Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 RBOMB talking about the birds and the bees to a little kid who kept arguing with me, Posty, and others. [17:15] bigo1234, BZZZZZZZZZZZ TWEEET QUACK [17:16] QUACK QUACK HONK HONK BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT [17:16] bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz shut the fuck up [17:16] bigo1234 go fuck your self with.............ummmm Spitfire [17:16] rofl [17:16] * kenny01 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [17:17] bigo1234 go fuck your self with.............ummmm Fedor [17:17] anyways bigo1234, i think its time we havea talk [17:17] fixed [17:17] when a man and a woman love eachother [17:17] the man sticks his penis into the womans mouth [17:17] and from there she sucks eagerly [17:17] then she turns around [17:17] fuck u i hate his guts he hates my and i dont swing that way [17:17] and hte man puts it into [17:18] the womans vagina [17:18] * Oogie has joined #mta [17:18] where she and him fuck vigerously [17:18] ur fucked [17:18] after 2 weeks (about) [17:18] LOL [17:18] the woman calls up the man [17:18] and asks [17:18] if he wore a "Condom" [17:18] put that word into your volcabulary [17:18] lol RBOMB [17:18] haha [17:18] and when he says no [17:19] she tells him [17:19] stick it in my booty [17:19] that she is infact pregnate (to have a living organism growing inside your womb) [17:19] after about 9 months [17:19] this "baby" [17:19] i always use a comdom whan im fucking a chick [17:19] comes out of the womans vagina [17:19] * ZiGGY wants what R*BOMB's smoking [17:19] and there' [17:20] ZiGGY: iDosed [17:20] Link to comment
norby89 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 i suck donkey dick and trust anything harr harr :3 Link to comment
:Rob Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 before i go http://img.waffleimages.com/a06438c5366 ... 311984.jpg nooo wrong url <{FKU}Rob> LOL dont click that <{FKU}Rob> ROBPOL DOES BONG HITS lmao thats not me <{FKU}Rob> QUOTEWALLED Link to comment
norby89 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Cockville featuring Supercock/Cockman<[sM]GreenHammy> Madagascock cock me if you can Greatest American Cock cockodile dundee!!!! <[sM]GreenHammy> lol the perfect cock lol High School Cock 3 lol the devil wears cock <[sM]GreenHammy> Rat cock over the cock <[sM]GreenHammy> LOL devil may cock Final Cock VII: Cock Children lethal cock 3 The Dark Cock rofl <[sM]GreenHammy> ROFL cock tale rambo: first cock Grand Theft Cocko close encounters of the cock kind <[sM]GreenHammy> Cockstar The Best Cocks of our Lives Indiana Jones and the kingdom of cock beverley hills cock lol <[sM]GreenHammy> im going on to cockanize games <[sM]GreenHammy> Splinter cock Cock Wars doctor docock CockSys <[sM]GreenHammy> The italian cock Journey to the center of the cock * jallar sets mode: +m austin powers in goldcock * Popz runs * jallar sets mode: -h Popz childish! * Popz has left #gta4 * Popz has joined #gta4 * Impact sets mode: +h Popz * jallar sets mode: +b *!*@popznet.com * Popz was kicked by jallar (There you are! (589)) * [sM]GreenHammy has quit IRC (Quit: ) Link to comment
lil Toady Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 what was redtube about? communism? Link to comment
robhol Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 (Talking with Woet about a customer asking questions in the support channel. He posts an excerpt from the customer's config file, and we find the problem without any major trouble.) [12:54] Default MTA Server[clan] Clan Server> [12:54] omg :+ Link to comment
Brophy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 22:05:42 [%Talidan] rob is about 8 years old 22:05:50 [Robpol86] im 86 yrs old 22:06:02 [%Talidan] symantec hire 8 year olds to test their products 22:06:04 [+Iggy] wtf 22:06:09 [+Iggy] watch till like half way at least 22:06:10 [%Talidan] that's why they're so high quality year after year 22:06:17 [%Ransom] its like 4Laughing 4Out 4Loud 22:06:21 (Brophy) yeah Robpol86 22:06:27 [+Iggy] nswf 22:06:27 (Brophy) why does symantec suck so much 22:06:27 [%Ransom] its like 4Laughing 4Out 4Loud 22:06:29 [+Iggy] nsfw 22:06:32 [%Ransom] hm... fuck it 22:06:37 [Robpol86] symantec owns what are you talking about 22:06:49 [Robpol86] i work from home while making money and only pay 20 bux a month for badass health insurance 22:06:57 [Robpol86] you computer janitors in here get nothing lol 22:07:00 [&lil_Toady] symantec owns Link to comment
arc_ Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Johnline marry me Johnline give me an answer dont walk all over my heart Link to comment
arc_ Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Robpol86 you know what im buying what iJs WHAT a penis pump lol norby89 why would i buy a penis pump to put it in your aquarium lmao Link to comment
robhol Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 [21:08] OMFG [21:08] ZOMG [21:08] wtf is this a senseless discussion here [21:09] ?????-jhxp- Don't write in caps in #mta!???????? [21:09] d:p [21:09] ZOMG [21:09] OMFG [21:09] * jhxp sets mode: +b *!*keno-15.m@*.adsl.net.t-com.hr [21:09] * Keno was kicked by jhxp (Don't write in caps!) [21:09] yess [21:09] pawned [21:09] [21:09] nub [21:09] <+MeKorea|Laptop> 1 troll less [21:09] but even one too much ( no, i dont mean myself ) [21:09] * Shigawire hides [21:11] can u unban keno??? [21:12] ah [21:13] * Salva ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ) [21:13] why?!why?!...my litlle poor baby...pls un ban him D,: [21:14] =_= [21:14] * Whatever ([email protected]) has left #mta Link to comment
arc_ Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 16:07 \o/16:07 | 16:07 8===================================================================d 16:07 /\ 16:07 LOL Link to comment
robhol Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) <+MeKorea|Laptop> KWKSND, its not fag if the balls dont touch! Edited February 8, 2010 by Guest Link to comment
arc_ Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 17:48 wait till the huge monster in ascii apears17:48 that'l shi t you up Link to comment
lil Toady Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 <[sK][L]punk> yea vista sux<[sK][L]punk> thts y im gettin a mac theme Link to comment
robhol Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 [13:11] I'd totally attach the only spawn point to my car. [13:11] attach a spawnpoint above your heli [13:11] you can attach your face to your ass [13:12] orly [13:12] teach me [13:13] I want to learn from a master of face2ass attachment. Link to comment
Willy Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 i has a beta field hero anyone needs it one? Link to comment
robhol Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 [15:50] * trjack smart[15:50] * trjack is smart* Link to comment
robhol Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 <@Talidan> where does MTA set its gta installation bath? Link to comment
Scarface Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 s0viet, do you like my penis? my ? Of course I like! wat lol wat wat haha LOL Bot abuse! s0viet, do you like JV's.penis ? I would fuck do wat wat wat s0viet, wich is best, kim or craig ? s0viet, wich is best kim or craig ? fff rofl s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ? I'm confused FUCKER. s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ? I don't know any of those things/persons yes you do you broke it s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ? I don't know any of those things/persons omg bot fail s0viet, do you know kim ? umh no FFF s0viet, do you know craig ? yep I know onice s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ? umm, kim is awesome... but craig... well, kim ! lmao =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by Captain_Awesome don't fucking ban me you fucking assholes =-= S0VIET was booted from #thecrookdepartment by Captain_Awesome (Captain_Awesome) HAHAHAHA QUOT'D he may be raping you in query craig he is !unban s0viet =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment -b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by services.irc.gtanet.com From JostVice: Don't fucking ban S0VIET, you're banning my host too, retard. if I get s0viet banned again, you're banned. I don't care if you're unlimited. -->| S0VIET ([email protected]) has joined #thecrookdepartment =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +ao S0VIET S0VIET by MrWhoopee HELLO COMRADS!, Type "!help" to see the motherland's comands. Nothing better at the morning than a bite of S0VIET! hi! Thanks MrWhoopee!! lol Poor bot ^^ !rape Captain_Awesome * S0VIET goes behind Captain_Awesome with a rake... then jumps and FUCKS Captain_Awesome total unwanted sexual activities: 148 * Scarface searches for Laguna Seca in JostVice's ass nut ther * Scarface searches for Laguna Seca in JostVice's vagina nu s0viet, put scarface on penis * S0VIET puts penis in wat wat wat * JostVice fixes script pfff s0viet, put scarface on penis * S0VIET puts scarface in penis HA booo s0viet, put craig on kim I'm confused s0viet, put craig on kim I'm not putting craig on kim JostVice ! YES. DO IT s0viet, do it s0viet, put kim on craig then I'm confused fffffffffff hahaha Spanish fucktard s0viet, put craig on shit * S0VIET puts craig in shit hahahahaha * JostVice can't stop laughting -->| nabo ([email protected]) has joined #thecrookdepartment * S0VIET salutes nabo =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +v nabo by MrWhoopee LOL s0viet, put kim in shit * S0VIET puts kim in shit HAHHAHAHAHA * JostVice pmsl s0viet, put jost in shit I'm confused s0viet, put jost in shit * S0VIET puts jost in shit pwnt HAHAHAHAHAH s0viet, put shoe on head I'm confused kim craig Kimd41's realname is Gustavo Federico Guimenez de Sa. you've seen ? Dude where is my car? the movie yeah sOviet, does JostVice watch gay porn? s0viet, do scarface fail? !8ball Does JostVice watch gay porn? (8ball) All sources point to YES! FUVCK YES !8ball does s0viet lie (8ball) All sources point to YES! HA! If he lies then it means he lied right now ha! aka means no s0viet, does JostVice watch gay porn? yes Scarface Ha! haha (he is modifyng script) only he fails s0viet, does craig and kim fail? I couldn't explain He couldn't explain how awesome we are s0viet, does JostVice suck dick? I couldn't explain pfff That's not the answer! ^^ s0viet, put scarface on shit I'm confused s0viet, does JostVice suck dick? yes Scarface LOL That's better hahaha S0VIET SHUT THE FUCK UP Do you speak russian? s0viet stfu Do you speak russian? s0viet, stfu stfu JostVice Assiclo is about to kill himself NO U pwnt damnit bot STOP S0VIET s0viet! good boy !rape kim * S0VIET goes behind kim with a rake... then jumps and FUCKS kim total unwanted sexual activities: 150 !rape Captain_Awesome * S0VIET goes behind Captain_Awesome with a fire extinguisher...then jumps and FUCKS Captain_Awesome total unwanted sexual activities: 151 !rape Scarface * S0VIET goes behind Scarface with a rake... then jumps and FUCKS Scarface total unwanted sexual activities: 152 S0VIET, scream! s0viet, does JostVice suck your dick 24/7? I couldn't explain s0viet, does JostVice suck your dick 24/7? yes Scarface hehe s0viet, do you lie? yes I do! fixed. so he just lied NO THAT DOESN'T WORK S0VIET, is JostVice gay? yea hahaha ahaa s0viet, wich is better kim&craig or shit kim&craig is epic win, go for it JostVice FFFFFFFFFFFFFF S0VIET, does JostVice want a sex change? I HEARD SEX??? of course it does! HAAHAAHHA !rage FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------- number of frustations: 146 !rage FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------- number of frustations: 147 hahahahaha !rage FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------- number of frustations: 148 * JostVice hits the screen S0VIET, does JostVice want a sex change? I HEARD SEX??? I HEARD SEX??? S0VIET, WELL ERM WELL ERM of course it does! s0viet, is Captain_Awesome right about JostVice being gay? nah, I don't think so s0viet, is Captain_Awesome right about JostVice being gay? ohgawd probably s0viet, is Captain_Awesome right about JostVice being gay? nah, I don't think so pffffff S0VIET, YOU'RE RETARDED? umh, whatever ok S0VIET, is JostVice gay? no, never. AHA S0VIET, is JostVice gay? no, never. s0viet, am I cool? s0viet did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom wat YOU CHANGED IT! s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom no, never. NO he's edited the script so he doesn't say yeah YOU GOT IT WRONG BOT -.- s0viet did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom Do you speak russian? s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom no way JostVice s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom no way JostVice s0viet, does JostVice suck dick? yes Scarface s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom no way JostVice PWNT OMG SAY YES s0viet, does JostVice suck dick? of course it does! SAY YESSSS SAY YESS YOU MOTHERFUKCEER HAHYAHAAH OWNAGE !kb s0viet =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by MrWhoopee =-= S0VIET was booted from #thecrookdepartment by MrWhoopee (Requested (JostVice)) FUUUCKEEEER LMFAO !unban S0VIET That was fun =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment -b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by services.irc.gtanet.com GOING TO QUOTEBOOK Yep! -->| S0VIET ([email protected]) has joined #thecrookdepartment =-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +ao S0VIET S0VIET by MrWhoopee HELLO COMRADS!, Type "!help" to see the motherland's comands. don't worry, S0VIET will take care. hello! Thanks MrWhoopee!! put it in quotebook with style have fun Link to comment
Johnline Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 the only way you can have sex with a woman is if she wears strapon Link to comment
darkdreamingdan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\bcg.PNG we cant click local links o whoops lol lmao yaya fu Link to comment
Brophy Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 21:50:07 [Talidan] you may develop sexual tendencies towards sheep21:51:04 [Johnline] brophy's are fully developed 21:51:22 [Talidan] you should vote for the monster raving looney party Johnline 21:51:24 [Talidan] that's a proper party 21:51:25 (Brophy) yeah they are, why do you think im attracted to Johnline's mother 21:51:44 [Johnline] FU Link to comment
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