:Rob Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 im a pretty girl -Rob [LVG]Captain Proper Posting & Grammar Master. Retired FKU Member My motto: When in doubt, use a stubby!
Ransom Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 [16:52] can you squeeze some juice onto my food Offical B.L.A.S.T.A.ddict VCP - winners of the official MTA tournament (undefeated!) /smug
finn_bryant Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 this is not from mta, but its just so funny..... Anguirel: LIES! Meat and carbs and cheese are the only foods in the world. If God wanted us to eat vegtables, he would have made them out of meat. This post may contain nuts.
Boss Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 [19:40:34] (+Rob86_Server) yo mamma so far when she jumps the radio skips.[19:41:15] (+BrophY) yo mom is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk [19:44:00] (Johnline) your mumma's so dumb she heard its chilly outside and got a bowl [19:48:02] (+BrophY) your mom is so poor, for christmas she gave you a video of other people having christmas 2:59 - Robpol86: hold on im trying to steal someones identity
Ransom Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 [16:33] you god damn illeterates Offical B.L.A.S.T.A.ddict VCP - winners of the official MTA tournament (undefeated!) /smug
:Rob Posted April 5, 2006 Posted April 5, 2006 how about you just blow yourself -Rob [LVG]Captain Proper Posting & Grammar Master. Retired FKU Member My motto: When in doubt, use a stubby!
Ransom Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 [15:23] and IJs will spend a week getting it up again Offical B.L.A.S.T.A.ddict VCP - winners of the official MTA tournament (undefeated!) /smug
nick Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 wheelmans thread, ftw. [KFC]Wheelman: All of KFC stood in awe as nick broke the rules. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Ransom Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 In an undisclosed, secret location.... [20:51] i've always wanted to have sex with bump Offical B.L.A.S.T.A.ddict VCP - winners of the official MTA tournament (undefeated!) /smug
:Rob Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 #Secret -Rob [LVG]Captain Proper Posting & Grammar Master. Retired FKU Member My motto: When in doubt, use a stubby!
Brophy Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 MAD_BOY: i don't like meatspinMAD_BOY: i rather perform it myself
FrY3R Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 picasa is an easy way for your parents to find all your porn i'de best assume administration rights and set a password and... well i've just found out my sister goes out with a nigger good night the word is |\|!GG3|2 btw.... naughty naughty....
Brophy Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Aeron: Dragon is my biological fatherGamefreek: adopted? Solide: yes, gf. Solide: PHONE!! Away_Dragon: OOH OOH Away_Dragon: WHO'S YOUR DADDY Aeron: U Away_Dragon: YEAH Away_Dragon: And to spank you for shortening a word. Away_Dragon: Pants down, son
Ransom Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 [14:53] our entire class is sick lol [14:54] i mean what we pretend we do here (like /me touches BrophY) we actually do there . go around touching eachother pretending to be gay Offical B.L.A.S.T.A.ddict VCP - winners of the official MTA tournament (undefeated!) /smug
[DRuG].h0z Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 [02:22] just get it up [02:15] cause you got your friends to bring loads of bots [02:15] ..duh [02:15] what friends =\ [02:16] i'm contemplating whether you're acting dumb, or just are dumb [02:16] Acting it [00:08] BrophY i still got dribbleshit! [00:09] oh noes [00:09] quick nurse! , 50cc of weetabix [00:09] lmao [00:09] when i go toilet i spitfire them [00:09] pebbledash the toilet eh [00:09] 5 plonks/second [00:10] SKIDERS DOWN THE BOG! *ρŕĩηсε§ îи тяαīήΐηġ* "APATHY ERROR: Don''t bother pressing any key!." "File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)" "Intel: We put the.....''um''in Pentium."
MAD_BOY Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 -=[21:53:52 14/6/06]=- BrophY has sex with the backstreet boys -=[21:53:53 14/6/06]=- in an alley -=[21:53:59 14/6/06]=- * SM|HAZJ ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: SM|HAZJ) -=[21:54:00 14/6/06]=- with IJs -=[21:54:03 14/6/06]=- after IJs just sucked them all off -=[21:54:04 14/6/06]=- without me -=[21:54:09 14/6/06]=- before i sucked them off Official B.L.A.S.T.Addict [VCP] forever
Moderators HAZJ Posted June 16, 2006 Moderators Posted June 16, 2006 (14:24:47) • Aeron slaps Dragon around a bit with a large trout (14:26:58) • MeanpantheR eats the trout (14:28:29) • Slothman previusly had sex with said trout (14:28:57) • MeanpantheR Proud leader of the Stuntmasters [sM] Gang.
MAD_BOY Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 -=[21:11:39 18/6/06]=- = stink Official B.L.A.S.T.Addict [VCP] forever
Jani Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 (Johnline|footsex_with_h0z) whenever i beat on the window to tell a cat to stop pissing and get out my garden they just stare at me. its like a big mental test(Johnline|footsex_with_h0z) i'de love to shaft a cat Make sure to use the Search feature before posting a new topic. Click here for detailed MTA: San Andreas server setup guides.
Brophy Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Johnline got pwned again Johnline|footsex_with_h0z: BROPHY'S MUM WORKS AT BURGER SHOTBrophY: Johnline's mum did work at the sperm bank BrophY: but got fired for drinking on the job Johnline|footsex_with_h0z: LMAO Twig: lol Johnline|footsex_with_h0z: hahaha
Jani Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 (23:30:55) (&IJs) Johnline|footsex_with_h0z has parachute sex Make sure to use the Search feature before posting a new topic. Click here for detailed MTA: San Andreas server setup guides.
Johnline Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Just the ending part of a long drawn out joke session: i should sleep you all wont see me for a while my sisters getting hitched and i'll be in torquay oh god ive found a crap fat joke you might as well all not join irc cause its gonna be so dry how do you put Johnline's mum into a bikini twinkie rewards? take the 'f' out of 'way' ? confused i dont get it i dont get fanny rash y'know, take the letter 'f' out of 'way' fway? out of the word 'way' aeiou goddamn you guys are idiots haha rofl you DO realise there is no letter 'f' in the word 'way', yes? girls these days dont want romance GIRLS WANT GUNDAM alrite screw it wayfarer Talidan? NO there is no f-in way THERE now think and figure it out yourself there is no f*ckin way wtf does that mean how do you put Johnline's mum into a bikini there is no f*ckin way ah i get it lol well that is crap
Brophy Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 %MAD_BOY: your opinion is void BrophY%MAD_BOY: OH SNAP %MAD_BOY: i pulled a luke +BrophY: rofl
MTA Team jhxp Posted June 28, 2006 MTA Team Posted June 28, 2006 [14:24:19] i use the martians to help me masturbate One of the [VCP] leaders // honorary member of the =PCP= gang. Do not PM me your MTA:SA Client / Server support questions, Lua scripting questions, unban requests or server toplist concerns - please ask them here: MTA:SA Support subforum, here: Scripting subforum, here: Ban appeals or here: Servers instead. For other inquiries - please expect delays in replies when messaging me.
MAD_BOY Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 -=[18:30:34 30/6/06]=- * BrophY pulls up his pants -=[18:30:48 30/6/06]=- hmm, vegetable oil Official B.L.A.S.T.Addict [VCP] forever
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