XcR Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 thats possibly the worst quote i have ever seen.. Link to comment
Jigga Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 (10:01:51 PM) <%SAD_BOY> give me 25 euro(10:02:06 PM) <%Gamefreek> give me head (10:02:22 PM) * Joins: Vinny ([email protected] ... alplus.com) (10:02:41 PM) * %SAD_BOY gives Gamefreek a head (10:02:45 PM) <%SAD_BOY> now gimme the money (10:03:00 PM) <+littlewhitey> erm (10:03:10 PM) <%Gamefreek> dont have an Euros (10:03:51 PM) <%SAD_BOY> then give me it in dollars Link to comment
Ransom Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 it was my mates cat and i invited it in and gave it some food it tasted aweful Link to comment
Gamefreek Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 (18:48:55) (Johnline) i mounted my first image to a virtual drive# (18:49:03) (Johnline) i cant see the image Link to comment
Ransom Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 With all the other extra stuff out: MrBump: what are you doing in blue? nothing like half of us so..whats going to happen when blue is released? parties in the streets a private sex party for all the mta members WHAT are any girls invited? are any girls invited? <-- no rob, im afraid you cant come haha owned well wait if slush just said owned.. but theres not any girls there.. moments later.. * eAi| taps Talidan with a moose honestly how can you tap someone with a moose they're like 600lbs its a small moose yeah pocketsized according to his ex anyway Link to comment
=BDC=Kenny Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 From MTA client at {SB} stunt server... some guy crashed me with his car then i did this. =BDC=Kenny: !votekick bakaVotekick - Type "!vote" if you want BaKa to be kicked. [ 1 votes needed ][45 sec] =BDC=Kenny: !vote 1 votes for BaKa To be Kicked BaKa 1 votes - You're out! BaKa has been kicked from the game. =BDC=Kenny: !ping =BDC=Kenny your ping is 341. Average: 258.31 BaKa has joined the game. BaKa: !votekick =BDC=Kenny Insufficient rights to start a votekick against =BDC=Kenny BaKa has left the game. Link to comment
XcR Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 you started a votekick because someone crashed into you? jesus, get a life Link to comment
=BDC=Kenny Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Ahem... stunt server Edit: Im on a bike, not a car, trying to practice stunts peacefully, then wham, he crashed me into the rail on my bike Link to comment
XcR Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 its not a valid reason to try and get sumone kicked because they 'crashed into you' Link to comment
=BDC=Kenny Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Dude look, i want a quiet place to practice my stunts (not in single player mode coz i wont be able to sync the bikes) without any people bothering me, thats why i joined an empty server.He intentionally crashed into me for no reason while i was practicing. You know how much that distracts me? I like stayed in that server about 3 hours practicing stunts. I dont want anybody to get into my way (like him) and try to kill me. Its not a deathmatch. Its stunt. And XcR, If you think i shouldnt have posted that, ill try to find a replacement for that quote. Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 want a quiet place? then go play on a private serv and now stop messing thsi thread up Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 -=[4/6/05 17:37:00]=- littlewhitey do you know what a threesome is?-=[4/6/05 17:37:03]=- yes -=[4/6/05 17:37:05]=- its me and two other guys! Link to comment
Jigga Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 (04:23:11 AM) <+Quig> im tired(04:23:17 AM) <%rebel> (04:23:21 AM) <+Quig> not thinking stright (04:23:29 AM) You're thinking gay? (04:23:35 AM) <+Quig> yup Link to comment
Zircon Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 (Sun 09:54:40 PM) • Robpol86 wonders if this still works(Sun 09:54:42 PM) (Robpol86) Here he comes, here comes speed racer, hes a demon on wheels. Hes a demon and hes gunna be chasin after someone. Hes gainin on you so u better look alive. hes busy revvin up a powerful Mach 5!!!!! And when the odds are against him and theres, DAngerous work to do. You bet ur life speed racer. Will see it through. Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!!! (Sun 09:54:45 PM) —› mode: (MrBump) sets (+b *!*@mta-irc-A1D86ED0.dl.dl.cox.net) (Sun 09:54:48 PM) —› kick: (Robpol86) was kicked by (MrBump) (Go sing elsewhere) Link to comment
Black Dragon Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 (@Black_Dragon) Teh 1337 vvar3z bottage has served 15 packets today and 2541 packets this month.(@Black_Dragon) UPLOADING(0/3) QUERY(26/60) RECORD SPEED(65.12) (@Black_Dragon) To request a packet type /s #1ee7-verrez [DRAGON]-145b request packet #x (@Black_Dragon) #1 HORSE.ON.DONKEY.XXX.XVID.LONG.MPEG(423.12MG)-=MOVIE=- (@Black_Dragon) #2 LEONARDO.DE.CAPRIO.TITANIC.XVID.600.480.SCREENER.PART1.MOV(715.85MG)-=MOVIE=- (@Black_Dragon) #3 LEONARDO.DE.CAPRIO.TITANIC.XVID.600.480.SCREENER.PART2.MOV(702.54MG)-=MOVIE=- (@Black_Dragon) #4 GRAND.THEFT.AUTO.SAN.ANDREAS.DVD.CRACK.INCLUDED.BIN(4.71GB)-=GAME=- (@Black_Dragon) #5 GRAND.THEFT.AUTO.SAN.ANDREAS.DVD.CRACK.INCLUDED.CUE(411KB)-=GAME=- (SM|HAZJ) ... (SM|HAZJ) To request a packet type /s #1ee7-verrez [DRAGON]-145b request packet #x (SM|HAZJ) come on..... (@Black_Dragon) what, dont believe my script? (SM|HAZJ) no (@Black_Dragon) its a hidden warez bot on the cyberspace between the servers (SM|HAZJ) not even with that /s (@Black_Dragon) ever heard of fserve? (SM|HAZJ) yes (@Black_Dragon) it works this way. (@Black_Dragon) take it or leave it (@Black_Dragon) i set this warezbot up not for nothing (SM|HAZJ) * Connecting to #1ee7-verrez (6667) (SM|HAZJ) * Unable to resolve server he fell for it EDIT: MORE! MORE!!! (~Black_Dragon) 1337 warez bot is in #1ee7-verrez (&Slothman) whats that? (~Black_Dragon) you can download sa (~Black_Dragon) just wait for the bot to show its line (&Slothman) k (&Slothman) what do i say to the bot to get it? (~Black_Dragon) read the the thing (&Slothman) i have to go over to their server? (~Black_Dragon) no its an fserve (~Black_Dragon) it works by something like "cyberspace channels" —› quit: (Slothman) ([email protected]) (~Black_Dragon) YES —› join: (Slothman) ([email protected]) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+oa Slothman Slothman) (~Black_Dragon) what happen? (&Slothman) it doesnt say how to start getting the download (~Black_Dragon) (19:29:32) (+[DRAGON]-145b) To request a packet type /s #1ee7-verrez [DRAGON]-145b request packet #x <- you put the number of the packet instead of the x (~Black_Dragon) it should start automaticly (&Slothman) but /s switches servers, right? (~Black_Dragon) yes (&Slothman) unable to resolve (~Black_Dragon) drat (~Black_Dragon) probably a problem at the server (~Black_Dragon) ill tell the operating guy (&Slothman) maybe its my fault (&Slothman) heres what i typed : /s -m #1ee7-verrez [DRAGON]-145b request packet #4 (~Black_Dragon) nah he says he now noticed its down (~Black_Dragon) he been playing sa ;/ (&Slothman) lol (~Black_Dragon) he's restarting now (&Slothman) w00t (&Slothman) i just saw a creepy burger king commercial (~Black_Dragon) there (~Black_Dragon) try again (&Slothman) i dont think the com mand is right —› query with (Slothman) ([email protected]) (Slothman) request packet #4 (~Black_Dragon) nah its correct (~Black_Dragon) why, still doesnt work? (&Slothman) instead of the "#" shouldnt it be "irc." (~Black_Dragon) no (&Slothman) heres what i typed : /s -m #1ee7-verrez [DRAGON]-145b request packet #4 (~Black_Dragon) as i told you -> (19:32:59) (~Black_Dragon) it works by something like "cyberspace channels" (&Slothman) what does that do for you? (~Black_Dragon) im downloading right now (~Black_Dragon) not from him, but downloading (&Slothman) * Connecting to #1ee7-verrez (6667) (&Slothman) - (&Slothman) * Unable to resolve server (~Black_Dragon) i dunno (~Black_Dragon) do you have a router? (&Slothman) yes (&Slothman) its set up properly (~Black_Dragon) open ports 6667 and 5155 (~Black_Dragon) ok, you know what? before you do any more harm to yourself im going to tell you this (~Black_Dragon) I TOTALLY HOAXED YOU (~Black_Dragon) CONSIDER YOURSELF OFFICIALLY HOAXED (&Slothman) jerk and well.. wtf? (22:32:53) (&SAD_BOY) too bad i don't like anal Link to comment
[FMJ]chode Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 [19:38] [uVA]Gunny: I love having infinate ammo though Link to comment
Ransom Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 * Ransom slaps Racer_S around a bit with a large trout heh what have i done lol racer s! loved your cam hack man, nice work, and your vibration emulator, it gives me good pleasures nice to hear euhm .... no comment Link to comment
Brophy Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 hmm, haven't watched any porn for a long time you know its kinda sad i cant watch hentai anymore pervert because i always search for the anatomical flaws Link to comment
Si|ent Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 You missed the even more alarming bit afterwards: man i pity any real girl u ever get close to sexually when you expect her to let you do that i did that to my sister wtf bb is WEIRD Link to comment
Mike Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 (Sat 07:40:39pm) (&SAD_BOY) i wanna see the world's biggest c0ck... (Sat 07:41:40pm) (&SAD_BOY) i wish i had a c0ck like that Link to comment
l2ebel Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 [23:21] everything above 17 inch is too big for me make sense mad o_O Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 hard to make sense these days ransom likes big balls Link to comment
Gamefreek Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Anyone suspect that MAD_BOY is hiding in the closet still? From: (Sat 07:40:39pm) (&SAD_BOY) i wanna see the world's biggest c0ck... (Sat 07:41:40pm) (&SAD_BOY) i wish i had a c0ck like that And [23:21] everything above 17 inch is too big for me To this: (10:18:29) (%Gamefreek) stop sucking dick (10:18:32) (%MAD_BOY) yeah i just came form it Link to comment
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