The Official Quote Wall

OpiuM. · June 8, 2004

<[KFC]TurboX> opium..
hehehe

<{Ns}Opium> hello

Hi

<{Ns}Opium> owned?

yep

<{Ns}Opium> what goin on now?

<{Ns}Opium> lol

every1 is being gay

do /server S_op_dates

<{Ns}Opium> ok

this chan has gone the way of the metrosexual bastard

<{Ns}Opium>

It gives you the date

<[KFC]TurboX> whats that do??

<{Ns}Opium> lol

The relise date!

<[KFC]TurboX> of....

mta

<[KFC]TurboX> no it cant

<{Ns}Opium> robpol ur just tryin to get on the quote wall huh?....and u just succeded again

<{ULK}Alias> im metro

eh

Me Trosexual Actions

rofl

OpiuM. · June 8, 2004

here is another one i find just stupid, but at the same time hilarious, and simple

frank44: admin i want an average ping
@KFC@$3r9!0:: well then get a better connection

$KfC$OpeY:uM: lol frank

@KFC@$3r9!0:: lol

vass69 · June 9, 2004

[20:34] let's say, I'm no-one's sexual toy

[20:34] u sure?

[20:35] yes, I'm sure

[20:35] nah im gonna make u my toy

[20:35] lol

[20:35] grrr

[20:35] well, you will never succeed

[20:35] stupid gtagaming.com is still down

[20:36] bah

[20:36] u wish Juhor

[20:36]

[20:36] * MAD_BOY is now known as no-one

[20:36] JuhorNieger is my sex toy!

[20:36] Vass - I don't wish, I know

[20:36] * no-one is now known as MAD_BOY

[20:36] * Vass is now known as Juhor-sextoy

[20:36] .

[20:36] MAD_BOY - you homose

[20:37] * Juhor-sextoy !

[20:37] who says i'm male?

[20:37] yep

[20:37] your name

[20:37] * MAD_BOY is now known as MAD_GIRL

[20:37] no shes not

[20:37] lol

[20:37] yeah, i'm hot

[20:37] * Juhor-sextoy is now known as VAss

[20:37] lol

[20:37] * VAss is now known as Vass

[20:37] hmm, V-Ass

[20:37]

[20:37] wanna touch my ass?

[20:37] well, you are 13, so I don't want to be directly or indirectly associated with you....

[20:38] * |quatsch has joined #mta

[20:38] <|quatsch> hi

[20:38] so u dont want some illegal porn with underaged?

[20:38] ....

[20:38] !stats

[20:38] >- *Stats* -< You can find the #mta IRC stats at http://stats.mtaservers.com/ [FRESH]

[20:38] * MAD_GIRL is now known as MAD_BOY

SM|rawk_it · June 11, 2004

[12:35:01] i was banned from a modding stunt server...

[12:35:12] i LOVE insulting the admins!

[12:35:50] <+Rawk_iT> which server was that lol

[12:36:24] 24hrGamers.com No Mod DeathMatch Server|248ms|66.225.238.211:2003

[12:36:33] <+Rawk_iT> yep thats a modding stunt server.

OpiuM. · June 12, 2004

[adriaan] shut your asshole

from the partyserver echo, lmao

MAD_BOY · June 12, 2004

-=[00:49:58]=- time flies when talking without moderators and robpol

he said this after a 3hour convo

OpiuM. · June 13, 2004

NoSoUpFoRyOu: my empty jeep kicked me out and started driving away...

Gamefreek · June 13, 2004

(+Gamefreek) oh yes i can
(+Gamefreek) lol

(FROSTyDAX) i got right MTA

• %MrBill disapears in a burst of smoke

({ULK}AcE) u spelled dissapears wrong

• +Gamefreek follows MrBill down the trap door

(SGB) so did u

(FROSTyDAX) please i would email someone MONEY if they helped me fix this

Ransom · June 13, 2004

deathb tries to make gokee /s info to deconnect (/server info joke)

Rob says /q is much better, just try it

I do /q Rob likes big floppy donkey dick

and then when I connect...

how about /n no

ransom..

hmm

hey whattda know, it works >

...

didnt work for me

its not even funny nemore

y do u ppl do the /s joke?

<{ULK}DeathB> hmm

<{ULK}DeathB> lemme try it

<{ULK}DeathB> /q is rob gay?

ok I'll take your donkey dick lovin seriously

no

<{ULK}DeathB> damnit

lol

/q i am gay

<{ULK}DeathB> try it oli

my waht?

lmao

<{ULK}DeathB> rob ur script that answers questions is awesome

<{ULK}DeathB> u cant fool it

?

<{ULK}DeathB> /q is rob cool?

yes

<{ULK}DeathB> nevermind guess u can fool it

stfu

<{ULK}DeathB> lmaooooooooooo

make another yesno ?

piss off a bunch of assholes in some gang that wouldnt stop bitching

no

lol

ah

/q is rob a flaming ahole

who is that directed at?

yes

no

haha

<{ULK}DeathB> LMAO

<{ULK}DeathB> OWNED

stfu

<{ULK}DeathB> LMAO

damn I really wish quote was around

no

ah

STOP

f this game

* Ransom posts that in forums

<{ULK}DeathB> lol rob just said hes a flaming ahole

June 13, 2004

this is from quite awhile back but its still funny

im a flamin homosexual

OpiuM. · June 13, 2004

$KfC$OpeY:uM: u crashed
$KfC$OpeY:uM: thats why

Rabb Himself: but evry time it say that

$KfC$OpeY:uM: bbl

$KfC$OpeY:uM: lol

$KfC$OpeY:uM: welll then

$KfC$OpeY:uM: did u mod?

$KfC$OpeY:uM: thats why

Rabb Himself: oh...

$KfC$OpeY:uM: lol

Rabb Himself: ok

$KfC$OpeY:uM: LOL

$KfC$OpeY:uM: haha

$KfC$OpeY:uM: well im glad u fucked your game doing it

OWNED!!!

Edited June 14, 2004 by Guest

Posty · June 14, 2004

(00:55:40) (@kelso) with the trannys?
(00:55:47) (+buckfutter) yeah!!!!!!!!!

buckfutter is z00t.

kelso is Phuk.

OpiuM. · June 14, 2004

Connecting...
Connected.

Server Game Mode: Regular (Deathmatch)

Warrior has joined the game.

* OpiuM yawns

TankBoy:VCK has joined the game.

OpiuM: 1:17 am

{ULK}D: no

Wando has left the game.

Warrior: !stats

{ULK}D: mta client screwed me

korea has joined the game.

TheWeedMan: that sux

OpiuM: lol

{ULK}D: buggy bastard

{ULK}D: lol

TankBoy:VCK: i was just disconected for suspected trainer usage

TheWeedMan: hahahaha

OpiuM: haha

{ULK}D: lmao

TheWeedMan: i hate that shit

Warrior: u just told on yourself

OpiuM: maybe ur usin a trainer and u dont know it

Warrior has left the game.

[uLK]SGB has joined the game.

TheWeedMan: tankboy doesn't cheat

{ULK}D: oh

TankBoy:VCK: no i would know if i was an asshole

TheWeedMan: lol

OpiuM: lmao

there you go

OpiuM. · June 14, 2004

me messin with SGB's 8ball script

* {ULK}Opium is lost
<{ULK}Opium> !8ball will i ever find my way home?

I better not tell you now.

<{ULK}Opium> O_o

!8ball where am i?

No

<{ULK}Opium> lmao

lol

8ball is sgb a moron?

vinny, It would take a disturbed person to even ask.

<{ULK}Opium> !8ball r u gay?
Yes

<{ULK}Opium> lol

lol

<{ULK}Opium>
<{ULK}Opium> !8ball r u retarded?

It is certain.

lol

<{ULK}Opium>

lol

<{ULK}Opium> 8ball rules

<{ULK}Opium> lol

{ULK}Opium, You wish. <==another script btw, interacting with what i said

<{ULK}Opium> haha

!8ball pounds cats?
Dont ask me, ask yourself that one.

<{ULK}Opium> lol

<{ULK}Opium> haha

lol

<{ULK}Opium> owned drunken

<{ULK}Opium> a bot owned u

<{ULK}Opium> lol

Posty · June 15, 2004

(02:27:38) —› kick: (Zircon) was kicked by (Zircon) (i hate myself · 176)

This is the proof all of us needed (no wonder why he's always a biatch )

[KFC] El Burro · June 15, 2004

Hahahahaha... heres one that happened a while ago:

[[uK]]Toker: MARCH UR A FUCKING PRICK

[[uK]]Toker: U CHEAT

March: why

Godzilla: NO ADMIN!!! oh my lord

March: haa haa

Godzilla: wdf

March: no admin give it up fools

[OG]NighWolf: dont worry people im gonna finish March

Schtupid killed Turbox_Frien.

[KFC]ELBURRO: Hmmm, ill be Admin u bastard

Godzilla: who jacked my bike out of nowhere

White MKIV: ya give it up pussies

March killed [[uK]]Toker.

White MKIV: wow spaz

White MKIV: you're a bad ass

-=[spaZ]=-:

Schtupid died.

March killed =DA=D.

March killed Sandy.

White MKIV: you're like the coolest guy ever

-=[spaZ]=-: hahah

=DA=D: !admin

<[[KFC]ELBURRO is Logged in Admin]>

March killed Schtupid.

=DA=D: joy

-=[spaZ]=-: Tada!

=DA=BB: BAN march

=DA=BB: elburro

-=[spaZ]=-: kick march and bann

[KFC]ELBURRO: @ban 20

<[KFC]ELBURRO Bans [KFC]ELBURRO>

Disconnected: You are banned. (Delay = 10 sec)

Connecting...

Disconnected: You are banned. (Delay = 10 sec)

Pfffftttt.... I HATE MYSELF!

[KFC]KungFu · June 15, 2004

lol...

I wouldn't even come back after that... just call it a day.

Thank god finally a funny chat log

[KFC] El Burro · June 16, 2004

Yeah, you'd have to call it a day coz your on DSL... im on 56k and have a dynamic IP. Therefor... I only had to disconnect and connect again and i cud get back on the Party and get laffed at by the n00bs... it was great

Ransom · June 16, 2004

huh, so the moutain dew site has a limit on the number of codes that you can enter per day - 30
<{ULK}DeathB> hmm

sucks to be the dumbass that saves up 549 in a box and tries to enter them in the last week

i'll show them - it's a new day in nine minutes

hmm, after reading those last two lines together, I want to add that I'm not a dumbass

June 16, 2004

<[KFC]Wheelman> batman rocks the cock

lmaooooooooooooooo

after a brief discusion on how wheelman "owns me"

[KFC]Wheelman has joined #ulk