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[l2ebel]

[01:17] *** Woolmaste ([email protected]) has joined channel #mta

[01:18] !list

[01:18] i think you took a wrong turn

[01:18] lool

[01:18] *lol

[01:18]

[01:18] dalnet warez channels are that way ->

[01:18] lol

[01:19] rofl

[Ransom]

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asshole> anyone here?

Iggy> yes asshole

can anyone send me their default handling.cfg file

Iggy> because you edited it

asshole> yes

asshole> or a place to d/l it

rebel_T2> ok asshole

rebel_T2> wait a sec asshole

asshole> thanks

rebel_T2> np asshole

rebel_T2> here you are asshole

Ransom> lol

asshole> thanks, take it easy

* asshole has quit IRC

[[->>CURLY<<-]]

Another way to think about it: you are an evil, mind-taking over alien thing.

Those players on the roof are your hosts.

You join the server, and you take over the mind of your host.

Then, by magic, you're transported on top of a building, where you get to choose which kind of other mind-stealing alien things you want to be friends with. (a.k.a. choosing your team)

dug this out of an old topic

http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=1157

also i just realized that i have some quotes on the forst page and what can i say 12 enches make all the difference

[[->>CURLY<<-]]

sorry 4 duble but i posted that yesterday so people would not c it as a new post if i edited

Yeah, in 0.4, you can't start games. We decided to remove that feature as it was causing too many people to have problems. Still got the good old chat though.

eAi

[{ULK}Posty]

umm..... this isn't right..

__________________________

[12:08am] i got da kung fu barbie

[12:08am] omg.......

[12:08am] i bet u masturbate to it

[12:08am]

[12:08am] ya, and kung fu ken

___________________________

O_o Now we know more of his secrets...

[SM|rawk_it]

[17:39:34] [#] Rob86_Server ([email protected]) has quit IRC [i hate my host mask]

[Boss]

For your consideration:

so riso. shall we pla.. TEST some 0.4?

i wanted you to see my oopenis

u used to have a brain not any more

<[sM]Boss> lol

hah

u used to be non-gay not any more

u used to have a dick not any

[Ransom]

Though I don't use timestamp, understand this is a long period of time lol, not a quick conversation

UNBAN ME

why? hes already unbanned

?

you'll get that joke sometime

during your 26 min ban

..

tellme im confused

when your ban ends maybe

.....................................

if you still cant figure it out lol

thats too damn long

oh shut up

not 'ME'

ME!

hahaha

DING DING DING

STHU

[{ULK}Posty]

[9:46pm] Bump

[9:46pm] i love u

Wow, at least someone loves him now

(just kidding bumpy! plz dont ban me.... btw, quote is 100% real)

[Ransom]

Ok guys, you have to understand first that auto voice was only linked to Robpol86, not Rob86_Server… now read

ransom voice me

ransom voice me

I would, but hes not here

ya he is

wascally_wabbit

Thats not me though, you said voice me

voice wascally_wabbit

yes thats me, but its not the name me, so you gotta change your request

VOICE wascally_wabbit

argg

only if I devoice rob86_server >=P

* Rob86_Server has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Robpol86)))

* Robpol86 is now known as Rob86_Server

* ChanServ sets mode: +v Rob86_Server

* Rob86_Server is now known as Robpol86

ther

lmao rob

hahahahah

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* ChanServ sets mode: +v Rob86_Server

nothing now

watch this guys, he has to do it again if he wants voice on robpol

-> *chanserv* devoice #mta Robpol86

* ChanServ sets mode: -v Robpol86

DONT

u WHORE

haha

screw that

haha

ransom u skank

lol

piss off

ransom GIMMI BACK MY VOICE

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haha

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..............

* ChanServ sets mode: +v Robpol86

ty

now shut up

[Boss]

<[sM]Boss> bump tell me you pictured your l33t crash-on-the-wall-with-the-dodo skillz!!

onto the train tracks?

<[sM]Boss> yes

<[sM]Boss> I remember someone saying:is that a dodo falling

my fault. i should know better than to try and type whileflying

yeah that was trx

said something like 'did i just see the dodo drop from the sky'

Whenever you a need a pilot,you know where to find him =P

[Brophy]

[12:41am] <+SM|xenex> anyways you guys are boring

[12:41am] u are boribng

[12:41am] boring*

[12:41am] <+SM|xenex> im gonna go play sof2

[12:41am] <+SM|xenex> you are!!

[12:41am] xenex

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> brophy

[12:42am] you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12:42am] dont forget your cheese m8

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> U R!!!!!!!!!!

[12:42am]

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> lol

[12:42am] <+Ransom> weee!

[12:42am] <+Ransom> U... S!!

[12:42am] <+Ransom> A!

[12:42am] U R!!!!!!!!!!!! NO TAKE BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12:42am] * +SM|xenex goes and plays sof2

[12:42am] * Gamefreek runs off

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> U R !!!!!!!!!

[12:42am] HA

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> /clea

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> clear

[12:42am] lol

[12:42am] * VCES|BrophY hands xenex holy cheese then runs

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> god dmnit

[12:42am] <+Ransom> U R triple stamped, no erases, anti-quittes

[12:42am] forgot the /

[12:42am] <+SM|xenex> /clear

[12:42am] lol Dumb and Dumberer

[12:42am] * +SM|xenex leaves

[Guest]

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asshole> anyone here?

Iggy> yes asshole

can anyone send me their default handling.cfg file

Iggy> because you edited it

asshole> yes

asshole> or a place to d/l it

rebel_T2> ok asshole

rebel_T2> wait a sec asshole

asshole> thanks

rebel_T2> np asshole

rebel_T2> here you are asshole

Ransom> lol

asshole> thanks, take it easy

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hahah lol

[Black Dragon]

(20:15:59) • +MAD_BOY kicks bd

(20:16:03) • +MAD_BOY hugs gf

(20:16:09) (Gamefreek) hello

(20:16:24) • Black_Dragon gets a stick lights it on fire and shoves it into madboys ass

(20:16:26) (+MAD_BOY) i did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaay

[Boss]

!delquote 6

off, ur not allowed to do that

then you fuck off

* w00tbot was kicked by MrBump (MrBump)

(Incase u don't know,w00tbot is another quotescript.)

Edited April 25, 2004 by Guest

[SM|rawk_it]

owned by 56krs scripts

[21:06:44] -MrSilly:#mta- Channel locked

[21:06:53] [#] Rawk_iT Is now known as mrsilly_is_a_lamer

[21:06:54] [#] MrSilly/#mta sets mode: [+b *!*[email protected].*]

[21:06:54] [#] you were kicked by MrSilly [NICK flooder] (#mta)

then after i went to ULK to show them wtf happend

[21:07:07] <@mrsilly_is_a_lamer> [21:06:44] -MrSilly:#mta- Channel locked

[21:07:07] <@mrsilly_is_a_lamer> [21:06:53] [#] Rawk_iT Is now known as mrsilly_is_a_lamer

[21:07:07] <@mrsilly_is_a_lamer> [21:06:54] [#] MrSilly/#mta sets mode: [+b *!*[email protected].*]

[21:07:07] <@mrsilly_is_a_lamer> [21:06:54] [#] you were kicked by MrSilly [NICK flooder] (#mta)

[21:07:09] [#] {ULK}Zircon/#ulk sets mode: [+b *!*@192.114.144.0]

[21:07:09] [#] you were kicked by {ULK}Zircon [Text flood detected! (5 lines in 2 second(s). Limit is 5 lines in 5 second(s). Ban: Permanent) · 1] (#ulk)

[Kent747]

msg nickserv idenify qwertyuiop

OOOOPS i done fucked up

-> *nickserv* ghost zoot qwertyuiop

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that was fucked up dude

change yuour pass dude

thats why i type it in the status box

yeah, i know that now

id unno how

so how do i change it?

/msg Nickserv set password yournewpasswordhere ok, try now.

-> *nickserv* ghost zoot asdfghjkl

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omfg.

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how'd you know!?!?

...

[corrmaan]

[21:03:17] [corrmaan]: has anybody noticed that some of the gta3:mta 0.3b downloads don't work?

[21:03:26] [iggy]: Yes

[21:03:34] [iggy]: and none of the .2 downloads work

[21:03:39] [iggy]: so whats your point?

[21:03:46] [corrmaan]: hmmm ok. well i'm looking for the 0.3b manual

[21:03:57] [iggy]: look here

[21:03:57] [corrmaan]: does anybody have it?

[21:04:00] [iggy]: /server info

[21:04:04] [iggy]: theres links to it in there

[21:04:04] ::: Quit: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)

[21:04:09] [MAD_BOY]: lmfao

[21:04:09] ::: Mode: (Blokker) sets (+b *[email protected])

[21:04:09] ::: This (*[email protected]) ban affects (Iggy)

[21:04:09] ::: Kick: (Iggy) was kicked by (Blokker) (Everybody be cool, YOU - be cool ‹42›)

[21:04:12] [MAD_BOY]: lol

[21:04:43] ::: Join: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com)

[21:04:45] [Marcel]: finaly somebody who wants the manual, and will probably read it, and he has to be an ass

[21:04:51] [corrmaan]: sorry

[21:04:56] [corrmaan]: typed it in and i got dc'd

[21:04:58] [Marcel]: dont be

[21:05:06] [corrmaan]: i dont mean to if you think i am

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[21:05:22] [Marcel]: i think i might have the manual one sec

[21:05:45] [Marcel]: nope sorry i dont have it any more

[21:05:47] [corrmaan]: ok thanks

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[21:06:24] ::: Mode: (Blokker) sets (-b *[email protected])

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[21:06:57] [@IJs]: hahahahaha

[21:07:02] [@IJs]: ro lflfl

[21:07:03] [@IJs]: hahaa

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[21:07:09] [@IJs]: corrmaan: stop trying!

[21:07:11] [corrmaan]: ok sorry about the reconnects

[21:07:14] [Gone]: Hi all

[21:07:17] [@IJs]: it was a joke

[21:07:21] ::: Nick: (Gone) is now known as (Here)

[21:07:22] [corrmaan]: ...

[21:07:36] [corrmaan]: : o

[21:07:39] [@IJs]: haha

[21:08:20] [iggy]: lmao

[21:08:25] [iggy]: hes still doing it?

lmao

Hey!

Man i felt so stupid that day...

[[->>CURLY<<-]]

i think i'll put a soda machine next to my pc

y

<{ULK}Nikl245> lol epileptic

cause he's spoiled

next he will want a toylet

and bill to cut his crass

yes

and chips

and then a better chair

the odd prostatute hear n there

and then a chair with a hole and bag below it, so he doesnt need to walk to the toilet

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and then a helmet where you can put soda drinks in, with straws going to ur mouth

then he will wake up and relize he wet the bet

<{ULK}Nikl245> lol helmet

!nikl

yeh he wet the bet

cause he's still so young

<{ULK}Nikl245> lol

<{ULK}Nikl245> wet the bet

<{ULK}Nikl245>

<{ULK}Nikl245> >

hahaahha

lmao

[[->>CURLY<<-]]

im an arsehole

yes u r yes u r

[Ransom]

* Joriz is running Windows98

no

laasdfsdfa

sdfa

dsfadsf

* Kent767 has quit IRC (User is banned (kent767))

lol

u happy? u pissed off kent

i hope ur happy w/ urself!

[Luigi]

lol banned from your own irc

[Kent747]

hehe notice that the reason "kent767" is in lower case, someone was pulling a joke

[Luigi]

i can see it now

[MAD_BOY]

-=[21:42:00]=- wich one fits best for my xp?----- MTA:VC 0.3 Linux Server (0.3.1),MTA:VC 0.3 Server Admin (0.3.1),MTA:VC 0.3 Server Config Tool, MTA:VC 0.3 Win32 Server (0.3.1), MTA:VC 0.3r2 French Edition,MTA:VC 0.3r2 Full Installation

-=[21:43:50]=- the linux server one

-=[21:44:15]=- that whole win32 = xp is compleat bullshit

-=[21:44:23]=- linux is the one that works decent in xp

-=[21:45:06]=- * MB[gta3] is now known as MAD_BOY

-=[21:45:27]=- lol

-=[21:46:10]=- but i dont have linux

-=[21:46:17]=- sorry for being stupid

-=[21:46:24]=- i getit now

-=[21:46:28]=- now cancel those ones out then

-=[21:46:41]=- We're hard on people so they learn faster

-=[21:46:51]=- best way to motivate

-=[21:47:19]=- i need to install the linux server the firstone right?

-=[21:47:30]=- no no no!@

-=[21:47:32]=- i was kidding

-=[21:47:37]=- LMAO

-=[21:47:42]=- damn... too late

LMAO