=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 (edited) Ok as of now this is for IRC and FORUM quotes only....just put any dumb, funy, clearly taken the wrong way, or just any quote you find worthy of being on the quote wall The Quote Wall (all the bestest quotes get put here) quakerjtf said: Mr. Bill, if you need some good warming up, I'm your man. b0b0 said: I didn't really like the second one very much because they all sounded like they were worn out. {ULK}DeathB said: ding ding ding, u got it. sgb was on thier messin with me, he was getting back at me for doing it to him the other day Bloodymess13 said: Should be back shortly i hope, we want it back up soon MrBill said: now out of these 4 possible reactions, and yes even now I hear you all screaming D(ick),because hey, why not? but.. instead I'll do something else and do A(ss): Consider yourself all lucky, C(*nt) was a close second. xenex said: i beaten it too much {ULK}DeathB said: lol ya no kidding, bills one of the best flamers iv seen and he tells me that i flame to much =p KungFuGrip said: Deathb is getting it from all angles. You can work out more than one scheduel at a time. If Bill can't play tonight but you and Nugget can then set it up. [KFC]Wheelman said: hehe yup I recruited kracka today cuz i saw positive in him, he doesnt talk shit much and justy laughs when he gfets killed, hes a cool player and he is pretty skilled too...look for him beating off in a server near u! KungFuGrip said: Last night someone pulled one out.... More times than not you are attracting unwanted attention with that thing. SM Gamefreek said: suck it long and suck it hard Dre Ransom said: Eating women's shit? You do know there is a job that PAYS you to do that? You really should research into it if you enjoy eating women's shit. [KFC]Wheelman said: A. I'll fill your space anytime brophy Aero said: ye we do a lot with our sticks [KFC]Wheelman said: HEY! how comes i ain't on there, i can eat plenty weiners I tell yaI"M THE WEINER CHAMP! Bloodymess13 said: Yeah i dunno why this has never been made stickie.. Hunter08721 said: Finnaly, I got it upENJOY Ransom said: Did I start a simple penis war? Ok let me expand! Iggy248 said: Ill make this sticky Iggy248 said: Whats so funny!? I like making things sticky! slothman said: what can we do with gerbils bump.....................oh MrBill said: ulk has friends? kfc topic said: we do killin right(Not Hiring) come in have fun SM|Bizzare said: thats cuz they kno ill give it rite back 10x harder Brophy said: xenex says u can have it from around his knob n4sr said: hmm even when i was in VCPD, "training" consisted of deathb and SGB tag teaming me hard lmao curly said: ye and make it like 12 inches curly said: if its 2 big then were will u put it. u want it 2 be realalistic MAD_BOY said: realistic? then where would you put the chainsaw? Ransom said: awesome! how'd you get it back up? [VCP]Deckard said: I'm polishing my stubby in anticipation... chr15t05 said: Is that an African Swollow or a European one? [KFC]Wheelman said: yeah i gotta get off my hot ass too...too much beating off lately Ransom while dabbling with homosexuality said: How hard can it be? jeez [KFC]Wheelman said: i like nutz plain JonChappell said: Posting this poll won't let you find out the number of girls playing MTA - it'll only let you find out the number using the forums. Some people have said that they've come across girls playing the game, but I've never come across one using the forums. IRC Quotes Quote put the whole thing in Quote <+Wartech> that wasnt even 60 sec Quote <+MrBill> grease is the worst to get out Quote thats not a dildo, thats a lavalamp Quote <+MrBill> I could show you my pm box Quote Every body cavity must have something in it before you can call it pr0n! Quote i was actually looking for something i said, that once iu pressed enter i feared would appear in the quotes but its out of my buffer damnit, theres another one Quote imagine how that would be... to see a man screwing a goat at the age of 7.... Quote as hard and as many times as possible>BlackDragon< i really need to know how u do that ancient chinese secret tried reading about it ? >Black_Dragon< i got a book what do we have to do if we read that ? open your eyes, process the information, act on it, play >Black_Dragon< that reminds me >Black_Dragon< i want to take a look at ur thingy had a quick look earlier watch me flood myself Quote no, he was inside not on top inside Quote your like "ooh, OOH, OWW! what teh you dumb bitch!?" then you know, its starts bleeding and it goes EVERYWHERE Quote <{VCP}MAD_BOY> you know, to create a hole* {VCP}MAD_BOY blowes <{ULK}DeathB> yes u need to stick something big in it * reb36-gta opens dealer's mouth Quote * []D[_][_][]D gets smeared all over Robpol86* Robpol86 is turned on Quote [19:46:45] [MrPimp]: I LOVE that.[19:46:57] [sM|Gamefreek]: u like what? [19:47:22] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: that thingy in his ass [19:47:23] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: [19:47:32] [MrPimp]: That too. Quote Have cancer? Delete mta.ini Quote [22:06:33] [Zerofreeze] I am haveing trouble with a mod for MTA [22:06:45] [Zerofreeze] it keeps giveing me CRC errors Quote %(SM|Gamefreek) do u know how to do it?%(me) yes %(Thargore) yes %(SM|Gamefreek) k %(Thargore) you first put a condom on %(SM|Gamefreek) not that Thar %(Thargore) then, you put dugtape on the girl's mouth %(Thargore) oh, soz %(SM|Gamefreek) lol Quote turn off the damn timer wheel =P *** [sM]Boss has joined channel #mta I hate you wheel. <[sM]Boss> lol <[sM]Boss> nice welcome <[KFC]Wheelman> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *** Mode change "+b for channel #mta by MrBump *** me has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (Please turn the Caps OFF! Caps Allowed: 60% Caps Used: 97%) <[sM]Boss> lol *** Juggernaut has joined channel #mta * Juggernaut hugs ChanServ *** Mode change "+h Juggernaut" for channel #mta by ChanServ <[sM]Boss> lol <[KFC]Wheelman> wut timer? <[KFC]Wheelman> LoL!!!!! <[KFC]Wheelman> hey! * [KFC]Wheelman hugs chanserv <[KFC]Wheelman> ... <[KFC]Wheelman> *** Mode change "+b for channel #mta by MrBump *** [KFC]Wheelman has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (*** No need to Flood! *** Ban Number: 1 *>60 Second Ban<* 215) * [sM]Boss hugs chanserv bossy! <[sM]Boss> u woke up:p? *** Mode change "-b for channel #mta by MrBump oy? *** [KFC]Wheelman has joined channel #mta * [sM]Boss hands rebel some coffee <[sM]Boss> how was the ban? * rebel puts some weed in <[sM]Boss> lol <[sM]Boss> dealer has it * rebel gives [KFC]Wheelman a coffee * rebel would like to open his stuntclan damn it thang ain't working *** benji has joined channel #mta <[KFC]Wheelman> bah <[KFC]Wheelman> quite fun =P <[KFC]Wheelman> got to stare at the screen for 60 seconds <[KFC]Wheelman> yay coffee * [KFC]Wheelman drinks cofee <[KFC]Wheelman> i ordered hazelnut! *** Mode change "+b for channel #mta by MrBump *** [KFC]Wheelman has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (*** No need to Flood! *** Ban Number: 2 *>120 Second Ban<* 216) lmao *** Signoff: SM|G-Force (SM|G-Force) hes worse than MrBill Quote <[KFC]Wheelman> yay we r supposed to get another 6-8 inches tonight MrBump said: And now for my daily IRC Clitoris (Collected Lines I've Taken Outside Real Intended Sense) Quote (SM|xenex) me and kent still going (SM|xenex) wellll its only me and phuk actaully (SM|xenex) but i started wWAY too late (SM|xenex) ............and phuk is still going with himself (Black_Dragon) and its all because kent doesnt want to help me ;( (Kent767) Robpol86 EXPLODED (silentD[A]) my eyes hurt X( Quote kill wheelman! everyones talking about different things... lol <[KFC]Wheelman> no! yes * MrGrumpy has left #mta <[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby bump! grr * ChanServ sets mode: +o MrBump lol hey, grr is what I usally say * Robpol86 requests a kill for [KFC]Wheelman omg... wheelman, if you say stinkin baby one more time.. lol every1 here says grr <[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby <[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby <[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby!!! * Robpol86 requests a kill for [KFC]Wheelman!!! !votekick [KFC]Wheelman * [KFC]Wheelman hides !vote grr or gah nobody said gah till i arived. copying bastards <[KFC]Wheelman> bump lol <[KFC]Wheelman> come on teamspeak lol nah im off to bed in a few no teamspeak, nick kill instead noo! lol b4 u do, kill wheelman <[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby plz wheelman i love you yes plz theres ur reason! haha DO IT just sending this video to my mum in spain <[KFC]Wheelman> its teaspeak <[KFC]Wheelman> shhh or starting it waaa if he says stinkin baby again... kill him! C'mon i need help with this game please someone!!! <[KFC]Wheelman> Stnkin' if he says what? no, kill him newayz ([KFC]Wheelman) Stinkin' Baby * Robpol86 has quit IRC ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by MrBump (you said it)) <[KFC]Wheelman> they are offnended by my incredible comebacvk * Robpol86 has joined #mta <[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby lol you fool !?!?! NO! rob you are so gullible HAHAH <[KFC]Wheelman> lol! <[4D]Prontera> 2004-02-06 23:59:19 EST: 1477 / 458 haha shut up ransom i need slep * Ransom QUOTES <[KFC]Wheelman> go bump! sleep* hahaha DONT QUOTE <[KFC]Wheelman> quote! KILL WHEELMAN <[KFC]Wheelman> this is TOO good Quote oh here he is lemme fingert him finger* Edited February 25, 2004 by Guest Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Well this was the inspiration for the thread so here you go quakerjtf said: Mr. Bill, if you need some good warming up, I'm your man. Good one [KFC]Pi Great topic this should fill up fast. Link to comment
Guest Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 lol ya kfg, you have no idea how hard i laughed when i read that Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 KungFuGrip said: Deathb is getting it from all angles. You can work out more than one scheduel at a time. If Bill can't play tonight but you and Nugget can then set it up. I am really lol This should have been it's own post This one isn't even outta context, that's the weird part b0b0 said: I didn't really like the second one very much because they all sounded like they were worn out. Hot off the presses {ULK}DeathB said: ding ding ding, u got it. sgb was on thier messin with me, he was getting back at me for doing it to him the other day I had to cut the end of this sentence for comedy's sake Bloodymess13 said: Should be back shortly i hope, we want it back up soon Link to comment
=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 hahaha keep em coming Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 lol flamers it not for homos, you nuts and now I guess I need to find a new term, great. good thread I'll post something when I see it, basicly anything rob says Link to comment
Ransom Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 haha you guys never fail to impress me with new & funny topics! btw mrbill, theres no sport in that too easy Link to comment
=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 gonads and strife... Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 i skipped detention (gay reason) I didnt realize gf had a boyfriend... neh Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 MrBill said: now out of these 4 possible reactions, and yes even now I hear you all screaming D(ick),because hey, why not? but.. instead I'll do something else and do A(ss): Consider yourself all lucky, C(*nt) was a close second. Sad for me C is always number 1 Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 <[KFC]Wheelman> i love children <3 ...eww. Link to comment
Dealer Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 a few from irc..... [MrBump]: put the whole thing in [+Wartech]: that wasnt even 60 sec [+MrBill]: grease is the worst to get out [sM-BiZaRrE]: thats not a dildo, thats a lavalamp [+MrBill]: I could show you my pm box Link to comment
Gamefreek Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Quote (SM|xenex) i beaten it too much Too much info xenex Link to comment
=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 lol nice guys these are great...i should start a master list for em aha! i'll start putten em on the first post always check my first post for new quotes on the Quote Wall! Link to comment
Brophy Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Quote BrophY: Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way Link to comment
[KFC] El Burro Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 George Bush Quotes: "I want to thank you all for taking time out your day to come witness my hanging" "I am certain a Human and a fish can co-exist peacefully" "Im sure we all agree, the past is over" "If this was a Dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier. Just so long as Im the dictator" "Its clearly a Budget, its got lots of numbers in it" "All the unrest in the middle East causes Unrest throughout the whole region" "The great thing about books is sometimes theres fantastic pictures" Theres plenty more, iv'e just forgotten them. Coz im senile Link to comment
[KFC] El Burro Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Jesus quote: "... it is appointed unto man once to die . . . and one day — YOU will die . . . " Eh? Link to comment
=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 doh i was talking about mta quotes..... Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I just wrote this and when I read it I though I would just put it in here myself. KungFuGrip said: Last night someone pulled one out.... More times than not you are attracting unwanted attention with that thing. Link to comment
Guest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Mr.Bill says: hehehe im an asshole thats from msn, nuf said ^^ Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 {ULK}DeathB: so what are u doing right now? EWWY! I tell death NO all the tiem but NOO!!! thats sic when you force it on too others. Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 {ULK}DeathB: you need more grease if it couldnt get any worst. Link to comment
Guest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 {ULK}DeathB says: {ULK}DeathB: so what are u doing right now? EWWY! I tell death NO all the tiem but NOO!!! thats sic when you force it on too others. {ULK}DeathB says: lol u cant do it right Mr.Bill says: bah Mr.Bill says: I dont have to do it right Mr.Bill says: Im a mod {ULK}DeathB says: you need more grease {ULK}DeathB says: you showed me remember {ULK}DeathB says: you demonstrated on rob {ULK}DeathB says: you kept it in for a whole 30 seconds Mr.Bill says: what me and rob do on our spar time is none of your business! Link to comment
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