The Official Quote Wall

[Iggy]

Dont post fakes! Gar! *Iggy deletes the post*

[MAD_BOY]

never knew WarlordArchon was such a n00b.....

-=[19:55:05]=- how do i regester with the channel?

-=[19:55:18]=- my savebox and pmbox are 100% full

-=[19:55:21]=- * |sintax| is now known as Sintax

-=[19:55:22]=- UM

-=[19:55:25]=- oops caps

-=[19:55:27]=- /s #mta register

-=[19:55:32]=- what Talidan!!!!!!!!!

-=[19:55:36]=- OMG WHAT

-=[19:55:39]=- sory, i pm'ed u earlier

-=[19:55:44]=- yeah i saw

-=[19:55:48]=- no gta3 admin is on atm

-=[19:55:49]=- * WarlordArchon ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)

-=[19:57:00]=- * WarlordArchon ([email protected]) has joined #mta

-=[19:57:20]=- wtf?

-=[19:57:22]=- * Talidan|away <-

-=[19:57:35]=- * WarlordArchon ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)

-=[19:57:58]=- stupid buggered forum shit

-=[19:58:03]=- lol

-=[19:58:11]=- * WarlordArchon ([email protected]) has joined #mta

-=[19:58:24]=- oh ha ha funneh ass

[Warlord Archon]

Lol, weeeeeeee....

why isnt it the MTA server anymore?

dossed till it died

and now were using this poor crap

it died?

GAYSURGE SUCKS

its betta that quakenet

that cant even stay connected half of the time

quakenet was the slug server

it's all gay

QUAKENET?!

ASL?!

* ChanServ has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

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...

lol

lol

figures

[NosGoth]

It's kinda fake. It happened on a Counter-Strike server. I killed this guy named Cum.

Sorry though.

[NosGoth]

I have the original German CDs. Any ideas what is wrong?

PS: sorry for double-post btw. Won't happen again.

[Posty]

[9:55pm] <+Robpol86> i like my longhorn theme

[9:55pm] <+Robpol86> better than classic imo

[9:55pm] i like your long hrn too

Warlord is gay? O_O

[NosGoth]

LoL. Nice one Posty.

[MAD_BOY]

rofl posty, that one was great

[[KFC]KungFu]

It's kinda fake. It happened on a Counter-Strike server. I killed this guy named Cum.

Sorry though.

kinda fake is like being a little pregnant

[NosGoth]

Lol that would make a good quote. To bad you said it in this topic already.

[Garuzzo]

So grab your grandmother by her ears and pull your trousers up, because this vid is gonna blow

[NosGoth]

Ahw Nick that wasn't the full quote. You purposly removed the last words.

[MAD_BOY]

time for some quotes from today:

-=[23:18:55]=- i have long hair so i might be mistaken for a topless chick

money first

dildos later

gogo power rangers

-=[23:07:44]=- HEY

-=[23:07:54]=- stop talking about stuff i'm actually not allowed to use

-=[23:08:05]=- grr

-=[23:08:14]=- not allowed?

-=[23:08:20]=- does that mean you try?

-=[23:08:21]=- i'm a minor

-=[23:08:36]=- hmm, depends wich stuff

-=[23:09:18]=- you can look at midget porn cause there half the size of regular people, so you should only have to be half the age of legal people

-=[23:09:38]=- ahem

-=[23:10:08]=- bless you

-=[23:10:10]=- what if im watching teen porn and im of 3rd age? -60 only?

-=[23:10:20]=- you bloody pedo

-=[23:24:42]=- what's wrong with kids?

-=[23:24:46]=- NOTHING

-=[23:24:48]=- kids suck

-=[23:24:54]=- that sounded bad

-=[23:24:56]=- you bloody pedo

-=[23:24:57]=- bd u PEDO

-=[23:25:04]=- damnit

enough for today

[Boss]

<[sM]Boss> ur going to show up on his other side of the bed and then he'll wake up,think it was a dream but find some dirty boxers underneath the cover?

<[sM]Boss> er

<[sM]Boss> nvm

good idea, i'll bring rob to him for a wild night (i'll go away)

(no, i don't join)

hey, you have fantasies again about me

pedo

<[sM]Boss> (no?

<[sM]Boss> no I dont

<[sM]Boss> I read the future that's all

ok, wishes

<[sM]Boss> mwhaha

WHAT

Hi Boss

hi

Hi rob

im boss

ok you are in charge..

yes rob, but you're my bitch

together with IJs and Blokker

only in your fantasies

* kfg smells a quote wall coming

n my fantasies you wouldn't be alive...

people still post in quotewall?

How's it hanging..

MAD_BOY that took u a while to come up

with

yeah they do.. not so much but it's 80% Robpol quotes

ya

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

ATLEAST I FOUDN THE PKMN THEME OF SEASON 5!

im proud to say that i have never played a pokemon game either

omg

marcel its actually fun

you mised something Marcel

<[sM]Boss> yes

the game is pretty good

im sure it is

<[sM]Boss> tv series not = game

yea, if you ignore all the kids and stuff

<[sM]Boss> theres actually strategy in the game

ya

however, the older versions are easier than ruby and saphire

omg here we are talkin about pokemon again

lol

Blokker and ijs are going to ban us

<[sM]Boss> hah

they aren't here, so sshhhh

ok this is #mta not #pokemon

Same time as MB's last quote..Btw I'm 'reflection_of_perfection' on MB's quotes..

[MAD_BOY]

rob just wants to be onhere, so i'll give him that fun

-=[00:31:54]=- how bout i shove that request up my ass

-=[00:32:00]=- lol

-=[00:32:04]=- yeah, you like that eh?

-=[00:32:09]=- yes i do

[[4D]Prontera]

yay, more MrBump

[20:21] they will be more erm, fullfilling than vcs strippers

[20:21] tho tbh

[20:21] lol

[20:21] and thi is kinda worrying

[20:22] i found it slightly arousing the firtst time i baseball batted a hooker in gta3

[20:22] /clear, NOW!

[20:22] <[4D]Prontera> the real reason Bump likes to play GTA3

[20:22] * root__ ([email protected]) has joined #mta

[20:22] <[4D]Prontera> gogo 20th post, quoting MrBump on the quotewall!

[20:22] i think it was the way she ended up legs akimbo

[Brophy]

* Black_Dragon trips brophy with a ping elephant dildo

for the client

<_Kilty_> dl links on site aint workin

pink*

kilty - http://www.evolutionvc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mta

* Black_Dragon rolls his eyes

* Starsky_and_Hutch is now known as Black_Dildo

no no

<_Kilty_> LO

<_Kilty_> L*

its all wrong

hah

* Black_Dragon is now known as Black_Stapon

there

i just gave you a linky

stapon?

* VCES|BrophY is now known as Black_Tampon

..

* Black_Dildo is now known as Black_Strapon

damnit

* rebel_T2 is now known as Black_Wagon

LOL

mwhaha

LMFAO

<_Kilty_> thx

OMG

lol

np kilty

* Talidan has quit IRC (Quit)

atack of the black variables

sometime later...

WTF!!!!!

* Mousepad is now known as Sadam_Huss

athackz!

DAMNIT

?

too slow

my bathroom light just fired itself at me

* Grampa kills everyone with his mighty fart

* Osama-bin-laden is now known as George_Bush

the metal bit is still in the light

* SAddam-Hussein is now known as Xenos

he !

Brophy..She's mad at you cause you always leave a certain smell

* Sadam_Huss is now known as A_large_trout

yea better run

* A_large_trout is now known as a_large_trout

the glass bit launched at me

aka ape face

* Grampa runs off

Brophy..She's mad at you cause you always leave a certain smell

* Xenos is now known as Aeron

* George_Bush is now known as rbel

lol

i cant help it

* a_large_trout slaps brophy around a bit with a_large_trout

* rbel is now known as l2ebel

I NEED TO CRAP!

* Grampa is now known as HELI_JUMPER

* HELI_JUMPER jump

* a_large_trout helps brophy reach the toilet

o_O

wtf

* VCES|BrophY slaps a_large_trout with a peice of tissue with yours trulys shit on

03[22:03] *** l2ebel is now known as l2ebel01

* l2ebel is now known as rebel`

* a_large_trout is now known as Brophys_poo

IM FREE

lol

IM FREEEEEEEE

caps ?

AT LAST

* VCES|BrophY flushes

AFTER 6 MONTHES

IM FREEblbshhh

* VCES|BrophY flushes with bleach

ggrgrrbrbblblrblrblrl

DIE!!!

muhahahhahaha

DIE U....erm....SHIT!

NOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000ooooooooooooo

* Aeron is now known as Black_Dragon

m00

* Brophys_poo twirls around the toilet

* Black_Dragon is now known as Aeron

* HELI_JUMPER is now known as m0000000000000000000000

LMFAO

* m0000000000000000000000 m000000000000000000000000

hey have you met my friend aeron?

m00?

* m0000000000000000000000 m000000000000000002

* Brophys_poo is now known as Black_Dragon|blah_blah

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[corrmaan]

[5:09pm]

[5:09pm] KITTY

[5:09pm] * Black_Dragon|blah_blah pats gooooood kitty

[5:09pm] * Black_Dragon|blah_blah notices its aint kitty

[5:09pm] WHERRE

[5:09pm] WHERES MY KITTY

[5:09pm] I WANT MY GODDEMN KITTY

[5:10pm] * Black_Dragon|blah_blah grabs MAD_BOY

[5:10pm] HAVE YOU SEEN MY KITTY?!

[5:10pm] did it die again?

[5:10pm] NO

[5:10pm] jerk..

[5:10pm]

[5:10pm] YOURE MY NEW KITTY

[5:10pm] grmbl

[5:10pm] * Sinner kills self

[5:10pm]

[5:10pm] * Black_Dragon|blah_blah starts the satanic rituals for resurcting NEW KITTY

[5:10pm] meh

[5:11pm] cant spell today

[5:11pm] anyway

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY

EDIT: After posting and viewing it, I realise that above post by «ººßróÞh¥ºº» is the conversation on the same channel right before i joined. What a coinkidink.

[l2ebel]

heres a classic one:

[03:25] do flamethrowers exist/work in 0.4?

[03:26] anyone?

[03:26] yes

[03:26] both, both games

[03:26] k

[OpiuM.]

not edited whatsoever.

*FKU*SexyB has joined the game.

*FKU*SexyB: i accept

*DNA*Trigga killed [sFC]JAMIT. (Colt45)

*DNA*OpiuM: ....

*DNA*OpiuM: youll marry me?

[Ransom]

[20:22] i think it was the way she ended up legs akimbo

Again, MrBump expands my vocabulary

[[TTH]Mr.X]

I just want 2 say U dudes TOTALLY own you are my gods

with gods i was referring 2 mta team

[l2ebel]

[VCA]MrBump has joined the game.

<[VCA]MrBump: Suspected BOT usage (BOT: [VCA]MrBump)ot SM, VCA or DK. Thankyou>

[VCA]MrBump has been kicked from the game.

[MAD_BOY]

nice one reb

and target x, that wasn't a good quote

*sigh*

[NosGoth]

nice one reb

and target x, that wasn't a good quote

*sigh*

But this one is!