MatthewMc Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) I have adapted a speedhack from the game counter-strike to work in mta: san andreas. It makes some vehicles go 5-10x faster then normal. Obviously, giving you a huge advantage in races. So far it works in all protected and unprotected servers. you can find this quote here http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=15468&postdays=0&postorder=asc&&start=15 very true, and this retard still uses his ""speed hack""......dont believe me.....watch (Beware actual cheat in action) http://media.putfile.com/lmn8_____-is-a-cheater the funny part, which is also lame, he actually said that he was not speed hacking and that it was just lag riiight ""i will believe that when me shit turns purple and tast like rainbow sherbert"". i can see this fellow now.... sits in his modified computer chair with two monitors going; one for speed hacking and the other for porn. Edited February 16, 2006 by Guest Link to comment
zerb Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ha, another cheater trying to back himself up and blame the cause due to the lag of the mod, always these repetitive quotes heh. Saying he wants the advantage does suck because its not making the guy a better player in what he is trying to do. Skipping around all the cars wont get him noticed much neither, causing a stupid reputation for himself for future releases. >,< Link to comment
Leviathan Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 cheaters aren't real gamers... "real" gamers don't mess it up for other gamers. (I'd allmost say real gamers love each other ) Link to comment
xGj Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ooh, that explains why he won all races in chaos maps on servers yesterday when I saw him 0_0 *cough*Lamers*cough* Link to comment
Scar Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Go to a server like UVA where theres usually admins on all night every night that would ban haxxors. Link to comment
Zahl Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Dont have friends? Bad at computer gaming? Your mum still wipes your butt? You just feel like a loser? Dont worry! There is a solution: Use cheats. You will feel so good once you used them. You are the greatest, everyone will like you, you will even be able to go to school on your own and wont cry anymore if your brother hides your teddybear! Link to comment
Jani Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Dont have friends? Bad at computer gaming? Your mum still wipes yourbutt? You just feel like a loser? Dont worry! There is a solution: Use cheats. You will feel so good once you used them. You are the greatest, everyone will like you, you will even be able to go to school on your own and wont cry anymore if your brother hides your teddybear! Grow up. Link to comment
Leviathan Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Dont have friends? Bad at computer gaming? Your mum still wipes yourbutt? You just feel like a loser? Dont worry! There is a solution: Use cheats. You will feel so good once you used them. You are the greatest, everyone will like you, you will even be able to go to school on your own and wont cry anymore if your brother hides your teddybear! ehrm... you really sure about that? Link to comment
MTA Team Blokker_1999 Posted February 15, 2006 MTA Team Share Posted February 15, 2006 Dont have friends? Bad at computer gaming? Your mum still wipes yourbutt? You just feel like a loser? Dont worry! There is a solution: Use cheats. You will feel so good once you used them. You are the greatest, everyone will like you, you will even be able to go to school on your own and wont cry anymore if your brother hides your teddybear! Grow up. That's like saying i'm a cheater and your description is wrong ... Link to comment
MatthewMc Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 ^^^^^^ Has anyone ever heard of sarcasm??? Guess not... btw, a little word of advice; sarcasm does not work to well on the internet. Link to comment
Leviathan Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That's like saying i'm a cheater and your description is wrong ...oh, I'd thought you'd just program in the game "player Blokker_1999 +10% speed" Link to comment
lmn8r Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 wow look at me go! lol thats hilarious you spelled my handle wrong. and btw that was a laggy server, it still is. any cheat loses its effectiveness the higher the latency. I believe this thread can be summed up in one picture Link to comment
=Phil= Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 wow look at me go! lol thats hilariousyou spelled my handle wrong. and btw that was a laggy server, it still is. any cheat loses its effectiveness the higher the latency. I believe this thread can be summed up in one picture (Some unorginal picture stating to STFU) That's nice.. Any chance you could piss off now? Link to comment
MatthewMc Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Sorry you feel that way, but everyone will agree with me here that pointing out a cheater in action is A OK. LOL, and i did get you name wrong...eah oh well. Link to comment
garbas Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 cheaters have problems with him self, becouse hi is loser and cant win with his strenght Link to comment
Zircon Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I'm pretty sure what he's describing is a well-known program that "speeds up" everything on your computer (pretty dangerous as it can cause program crashes), but it's been detected. If it's not already blocked by the latest anti-cheat definitions, it will be in r1.1. Link to comment
Kamahl Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 that actually made me laugh... how could lag make you go faster? lmao what a retard, and yeah, people who cheat are dumbasses with no abilities, they need hacks because they cant win and they feel too bad about themselves. Link to comment
paul527 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Dont have friends? Bad at computer gaming? Your mum still wipes yourbutt? You just feel like a loser? Dont worry! There is a solution: Use cheats. You will feel so good once you used them. You are the greatest, everyone will like you, you will even be able to go to school on your own and wont cry anymore if your brother hides your teddybear! it seems he's being sarcastic... he should say that he is, or in comes the flaming posts ============================= but really, who would cheat in MTA:SA? is it not fun enough? or is it because they suck so bad at games, and want to impress people from other countrys that they don't even know... Link to comment
Gamefreek Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 People always assume the person that cheats sucks at the game, when really they do it to piss off the other players and ruin their experience. Link to comment
MatthewMc Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 People always assume the person that cheats sucks at the game, when really they do it to piss off the other players and ruin their experience. I would have to agree, because I have seen lmn8r____ (did I get the name right or is there more lines? and is the line kind of a fill in the blank game......lmn8r is a....) in other servers doing quite well with no cheating going on. So I would have to agree with that assumption but add boredom to the end of it. Link to comment
Guest Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 wow look at me go! lol thats hilariousyou spelled my handle wrong. and btw that was a laggy server, it still is. any cheat loses its effectiveness the higher the latency. Anyone know why this guy isn't banned from the forum yet? Are the admins here FOR cheats? Link to comment
lmn8r Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 its best exploits like this be brought to admin's attention early in the mod then later when its rapant. If you read the other thread: http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=15468 you'd see I provided the software that causes it (dev's pm me if you need it) and the solution to stop it. This thread is proof that it works. The point of the thread started & stopped at the first post. Your just wasting your time attempting to insult me, as your following the same cliche of every member of every forum on the internet when they see the word "cheat" relating to online gaming Link to comment
Wesley Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Well there are already cheats for MTA:SA thats wot i know...and CKY is already using them to...last time i saw a guy named: CKY.BAM fukin cheating in 1 of the MTA:SA Servers...They are famous in MTA:VC to as hackers Link to comment
Sodisna Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Tell me. if you have a ping of 100 and hit like 3 explosive barrels, shouldn';t you die? Link to comment
littlewhitey Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Well there are already cheats for MTA:SA thats wot i know...and CKY is already using them to...last time i saw a guy named: CKY.BAM fukin cheating in 1 of the MTA:SA Servers...They are famous in MTA:VC to as hackers I wouldn't worry about him - he was boasting about how he hacked the first release of VC-MP despite it having no anticheat at all, so I don't imagine he's successfully got past the anticheat on an MTA:SA server with the latest definitions Link to comment
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