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this was a little parking job i did with audigy in the car, and yes i got the car to stay like this, i just walked off and left him :twisted:

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lol, the way i parked that car if i had just taped it he woulda gone flying. i couldnt do anything to it without syncing him, so i just walked off and let him decide when to die =)

cuz he eventually had to kill himself ;P

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Trainin to be a professional valet, eh "Ransom" :D?

Another place you can do that is just south of the NPM as can be seen below.

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Edit: Since this is "post your ownage pics", I might as well post some more:

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I call this one "My angle on getting up there"

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Training to be spiderman here...

There is no spoon...

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lol, the way i parked that car if i had just taped it he woulda gone flying. i couldnt do anything to it without syncing him, so i just walked off and let him decide when to die =)

cuz he eventually had to kill himself ;P

Great idea very funny

hmm... I wonder how you came up with this

i would like to share a story about two noobs

i was in the party server last nite and i was being my dirty killing self and oftered help to a noob that was at the sailer spawn waiting for his friend, he felt safe after seeing me kill 3 men and not turning on him, i asked him to get in my car,

so he got in my car and typed to go to the airport,i said "ok", as i drove the other way,, he said nothing as i drove close to the edge of the docks

i parked the passenger side of the car a inch from the side of the dock so there would be no way that this man was walking from my car , and he would have to drop him self in the water ,, i got out , walked to the front of the car, and typed"ur :o "to the noob,lol, he was upset to say the least, but he was typin 4 help from his friend, a min1/2 later his friend is close i shot and killed him as he rode up on his bike, , walk back to the car and asked the noob to plz get out, he wouldn"t so i pushed the car in to the water. the end,

Crispy has been doing this and worse since October. He is MTA dirtiest and sneakiest player

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its not how i did it, its the parking job behind it ;P

crispy just had the passenger seat a little bit over the water, i had it in such a way that even the slightest tap to the car woulda sent them flying =p

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this pic is pretty old...

i was driving my semi, and decided to bail before crashing into a wall. as my sailor was rolling on the ground, my semi hit the wall, and rolled back right on top of my sailor

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heh i expected a shitty release but this is like the toilets backing up and overflowing into the house diarrhea from 0.3 bubbling up and smearing on the walls
Posted (edited)

this one is just a retarded parking job i managed with mr. whoopee

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Edited by Guest

Leader of ULK, honorary VCK and KoQ

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heh i expected a shitty release but this is like the toilets backing up and overflowing into the house diarrhea from 0.3 bubbling up and smearing on the walls
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4 things n4sr:

1: edit next time

2: second pic is broken

3:

this pic is pretty old and i had to resize it and make it all fugly for my crappy free image hosting service to let me upload it...

love the pic size :) ...already wanted to write "love the size" but then i thought about the quote wall =P

4: lol @ the sailor, my friend managed to kill himself with a pcj with about 80 hp in one multicrash i was lmao :lol: pretty sad i didnt record it

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Funny, yet I think this whole thread was just a disguise for you to show this.

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hha I got one, but umm I can't show it yet...I may have to revive this thread once I get the ok from the rest of the team.

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4: lol @ the sailor, my friend managed to kill himself with a pcj with about 80 hp in one multicrash i was lmao :lol: pretty sad i didnt record it

heh the way i have found to lose 80+ health in one crash is to fall off a bike while doing a wheelie. for some reason it takes a ton of health, every time i do it with 100 health i have anywhere from 13-23 health left afterwards :P

Leader of ULK, honorary VCK and KoQ

hail.gifHeADulk-ulk8831.jpg

heh i expected a shitty release but this is like the toilets backing up and overflowing into the house diarrhea from 0.3 bubbling up and smearing on the walls
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this poor fool jumped out of his heli, and right onto my heli blades.

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this pic speaks for itself.

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this poor guy got his ass parked upon by [4D]Outback and {ULK}Bishop, while i stood by and laughed :lol:

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many more to come, if i ever decide to unpack my archive of old mta screens and convert them to jpeg and upload em 8)

Leader of ULK, honorary VCK and KoQ

hail.gifHeADulk-ulk8831.jpg

heh i expected a shitty release but this is like the toilets backing up and overflowing into the house diarrhea from 0.3 bubbling up and smearing on the walls
Posted

i know a ownage thing to do, get a person to stand right next to a wall and then drive into the wall and they will go under ur car.. they can't move and the health will start to drop (fast) like when u fall into water, anways this aint like single player where u can just do that.. mta is different when u raverse the car doesn't go over them.

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i know a ownage thing to do, get a person to stand right next to a wall and then drive into the wall and they will go under ur car.. they can't move and the health will start to drop (fast) like when u fall into water, anways this aint like single player where u can just do that.. mta is different when u raverse the car doesn't go over them.

personally i don't call that ownage, i call that lameage ... just like chopper kills this is such a lame thing to do

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