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<[xNet]DrDre> someone voice me

/msg chanserv voice #mta me mypass

* ChanServ sets mode: +v me

done

lol!

n1

<{ULK}Posty> lmao

<{ULK}Nikl245> lol

(few moments later)

* ChanServ sets mode: +v [xNet]DrDre

there

now shut up im working

* ChanServ sets mode: -v [xNet]DrDre

:/

* ChanServ sets mode: +v [xNet]DrDre

<[xNet]DrDre> <3

<{ULK}Nikl245> lol

* {ULK}Nikl245 hugs chanserv

* [xNet]DrDre sex0rz chanserv

<{ULK}Nikl245> that too

* ChanServ sets mode: -v [xNet]DrDre

<[xNet]DrDre> ...

<{ULK}Nikl245> lol

lol

<[xNet]DrDre> stop playing

* ChanServ sets mode: +v [xNet]DrDre

<{ULK}Nikl245> ur rough in bed?

<[xNet]DrDre> yes

<[xNet]DrDre> very

<[xNet]DrDre> growl

<[xNet]DrDre> grr

<{ULK}Nikl245> ...

dre: tell me the capitol of Asiria in 20 seconds and you get voice

GO

<[xNet]DrDre> asiria doesnt exists < tsk, he doesn't know Monty Python and the Holy Grail

<[xNet]DrDre> http://ecoders.de-zine.net/view_shot.php?id=10

* {ULK}-n4sr has joined #mta

nice pic drdre

<[xNet]DrDre> lol thats not me

I know, its you, drdre

<[xNet]DrDre> ok fine

<[xNet]DrDre> it might be

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just to note, in IRC im now running a quote bot written by xNetDrDre,

you can get info on how to use it by typing when im in the channel..

!quoteshelp

also, I had dre cut down the amount of interraction it supports to stop abuse, so you guys will have to wait a bit between adding quotes and such

Kent

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and now for the full story to clear my good name :p:

(23:23:40) (Black_Dragon) u know the thing about harry potter you change every wand with a wang...

(23:23:46) (Black_Dragon) now do this on irc

(23:23:51) (Black_Dragon) but change nick with dick

(23:23:57) (Black_Dragon) "ransom get off my dick"

(23:24:12) (PitBull) :o

(23:24:29) —› quit: (JHXP) ([email protected]) (Ping timeout)

(23:25:25) —› join: (JHXP) ([email protected])

(23:25:52) (+Ransom) blackdragon get off my nutz

(23:26:04) (Black_Dragon) hmmm...

(23:26:05) (Black_Dragon) nope

(23:26:11) (Black_Dragon) mine is funner

(23:26:30) (+Ransom) yes listen to all the laughter

(23:26:37) (Black_Dragon) heh

(23:26:51) (Black_Dragon) "someone is using my dick in the 16 player official"

(23:26:54) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets (-v Random)

(23:27:16) • +Ransom quotes

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:sign3: lame :roll:

anyways

voice me :)

I would but hes not here

* gokee2 is now known as Gokee2

me?

yes

I am here

yes but you're not me

?

omg hes so DUMB

-

-

-

IJs> i love juggernaut

MAD_BOY> i love somone else

IJs> oh nooo!

IJs> not Someone Else

MAD_BOY> oh and eh IJs:... *cough*GAY!*cough*

MAD_BOY> :P

Alex3305> ban him :D

Alex3305> it is 0000

Alex3305> :D

IJs> what's wrong with being gay

IJs> NOT saying im gay

MAD_BOY> nothing

Alex3305> nothing

IJs> lol

hmm... suspicious

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[sat 1:17:23 PM] *** Zircon is now {ULK}Zircon

[sat 1:18:51 PM] «Rob86_Server» die();

[sat 1:19:56 PM] «Rob86_Server» jingle bell

[sat 1:19:59 PM] «Rob86_Server» jingle bell

[sat 1:20:02 PM] «Rob86_Server» jingle bell rock

[sat 1:20:07 PM] «Marcel» stfu(Rob86_server);

[sat 1:20:16 PM] «Rob86_Server» u forgot the quotes!

[sat 1:20:17 PM] «Marcel» :)

[sat 1:20:26 PM] «Rob86_Server» stfu("Marcel");

[sat 1:20:29 PM] «Marcel» no your a variable

[sat 1:20:38 PM] «Rob86_Server» then its stfu($marcel);

[sat 1:21:07 PM] «Marcel» ya for mirc, not for C

[sat 1:21:09 PM] «Marcel» ;)

[sat 1:21:18 PM] «Rob86_Server» F C

* Timer 1 activated

[sat 1:21:41 PM] -> ‹*Rob86_Server*› nerd

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[sat 1:21:41 PM] -> ‹*Rob86_Server*› nerd

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[sat 1:21:42 PM] -> ‹*Rob86_Server*› nerd

[sat 1:21:44 PM] * Disconnected

[sat 1:21:49 PM] * Attempting to rejoin channel #mta

[sat 1:21:50 PM] *** Now talking in #mta

[sat 1:21:50 PM] ••• ········································

[sat 1:21:50 PM] ••• [#mta] topic- '[ mtavc.com ]=[ This is not a help channel ]=[ Problems? Read the manual, Step-By-Step Guide, FAQ and search the forum before asking any questions ]=[ ASE, #mta-servers and http://www.mtaservers.com for server ip's ]'

[sat 1:21:51 PM] ••• [#mta] topic- set by MrBump (Apr 8, 2004 08:33AM)

[sat 1:21:51 PM] ••• [#mta] users- 52 total user(s)

[sat 1:21:51 PM] ••• [#mta] users- 7 op(s) 13.46% - 2 halfop(s) 3.85% - 5 voice(s) 9.62% - 38 other(s) 73.08%

[sat 1:21:51 PM] ••• ········································

[sat 1:21:52 PM] «{ULK}Zircon» omg

[sat 1:21:53 PM] «Rob86_Server» wtf

[sat 1:22:06 PM] «{ULK}Zircon» sorry =O

[sat 1:22:10 PM] «Rob86_Server» y did mirc whois xenex when zircon flooded me?

[sat 1:22:27 PM] «{ULK}Zircon» rofl

:oops:

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Scarface 83: < note, scarface83

This is scarface89 writing here and I am talking about my mafia, conti mafia. we are accepting members and would like YOU to join. so send me, scarface89 a message. the more members the better we will kick ass...

sincerly,

scarface89

PM to me:

This is scarface89 from conti mafia and i was wondering if you wanted to join my mafia. If you do I garentee protection from all other gangs in the game. just think of the oppertunites... send me a message soon

I guess he forgot his number. The pm was amusing too. Along with his three topics in a row for this mafia.

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Gokee is the best cork soaker I've ever seen

<[TF]JoStud> MrBump... are you there?

<[TF]JoStud> Like I expect him to say no...

<[TF]JoStud> Well, wow, he's in MTA.

bumps a pretty good cork soaker too

<[TF]JoStud> cork soaker?

yes

he soaks the corks

<[TF]JoStud> Ah

<[TF]JoStud> Gotcha

<[TF]JoStud> Yeah, he lags bad.

Well I tell ya, without bump 56kers probably would be crucified

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oh... yeah funny

gotta love those irc logs... the height of humor these days

The best was that one time when that guy got booted for saying that thing.. ahhh I was like whooaaa and he was like ahhhh then I was like ownnddddd

I met that twat on a server once - was his name tookey or something?

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[20:22:51] ::: Join: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:25:18] [CNET1]: MAD_BOY 32s'*&vd)[`'hjkYOB'&^DAM-=¥?žÕgelen1.lb.home.nl

[20:25:24] [MAD_BOY]: wtf?

[20:25:43] [MAD_BOY]: 1: why was it needed?

[20:25:53] [MAD_BOY]: 2: why does it has unkown chars?

[20:27:25] ::: Part: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:25:56] ::: Join: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:27:10] [CNET1]: è}žÇ??{Þ5ÚtALIê??êEþ~Talidan

[20:27:35] [Talidan]: wtf? any1 can c that

[20:27:44] [Aeron]: me :)

* Requesting FINGER, CNET.com information service

[20:28:29] [Aeron]: WTF?

[20:28:33] [Aeron]: [20:28:15] -CNET1- Requesting FINGER, CNET.com information service

[20:28:47] [Aeron]: feels like a kill

[20:28:51] [@IJs]: wth

[20:28:58] ::: Kick: (CNET1) was kicked by (IJs) (IJs)

[20:29:07] ::: Join: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:29:10] [Aeron]: KILL!

[20:29:12] [CNET1]: Ç2

[20:29:12] [MAD_BOY]: KLINE IT!

[20:29:28] [CNET1]: ì“è‘é>me

[20:29:41] [TvKe]: ?

[20:29:43] [Aeron]: abv-sfo1-x-redirect1.cnet.com

[20:29:46] [Aeron]: what a host...

[20:30:08] [Aeron]: Ijs

[20:30:12] [@IJs]: what

[20:30:14] [Aeron]: do me a favor and KILL IT!

[20:30:19] [@IJs]: lol

[20:30:19] [MAD_BOY]: nononono

[20:30:20] [MAD_BOY]: KLINE

[20:30:21] [@IJs]: i think it's a bot

[20:30:26] [MAD_BOY]: i dont care

[20:30:27] [Aeron]: BAN HIM!

* Requesting port scan - CNET.com information services (RPC advertisement possibilities)

[20:31:20] [me]: -CNET1- Requesting port scan - CNET.com information services (RPC advertisement possibilities)

[20:31:20] [Talidan]: -CNET1- Requesting port scan - CNET.com information services (RPC advertisement possibilities)

[20:31:25] [MAD_BOY]: -=[20:30:33]=- -CNET1- Requesting port scan - CNET.com information services (RPC advertisement possibilities)

[20:31:26] ::: Quit: (me) ([email protected])

[20:31:31] ::: Join: (me) ([email protected])

[20:31:33] [Aeron]: [20:31:09] -CNET1- Requesting port scan - CNET.com information services (RPC advertisement possibilities)

[20:31:35] [@Blokker]: wtf

[20:31:37] [@IJs]: back

[20:31:39] [Aeron]: KILL IT NOW!!!!!!!1

[20:31:39] ::: Quit: (CNET1) ([email protected]) ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by IJs (fo))

[20:31:43] [Aeron]: :D

[20:31:44] [me]: no, kline

[20:31:45] [me]: =P

[20:31:46] [TvKe]: lol

[20:31:50] [MAD_BOY]: w00t

[20:31:54] [@IJs]: lol

[20:31:55] [@IJs]: wth was that

[20:32:03] [Talidan]: damn cnet

[20:32:05] [MAD_BOY]: it was cnet

[20:33:09] [Aeron]: abv-sfo1-x-redirect1.cnet.com <== his host

[20:35:14] ::: Join: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:35:20] [Talidan]: fuk off!!!

[20:35:25] [Talidan]: cnet

[20:35:36] [CNET1]: Ê

[20:36:04] [me]: CNET1 is [email protected] * CNET1

[20:36:11] [Talidan]: [email protected]

[20:37:56] [CNET1]: 8Ã

[20:38:15] [me]: dammit... why hasn't anyone banned CNET yet?

[20:38:16] [Talidan]: yeah!

[20:38:28] ::: Part: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:38:35] [Talidan]: yeah, and stay out!

[20:39:46] ::: Join: (CNET1) ([email protected])

* Requesting permission to run DMZ scan - CNET.com information service (NAT information based on v5.53a)

* Please reply with YES, case sensitive - CNET.com information service

[20:39:52] [Talidan]: arr

[20:39:58] [Talidan]: dmz scan?

[20:40:10] [Talidan]: wtf is that

[20:40:13] ::: Quit: (me) ([email protected])

[20:40:16] ::: Join: (me) ([email protected])

[20:40:31] [me]: NO, PLEASE PISS OFF CNET

[20:40:49] ::: Mode: (Blokker) sets (+b *[email protected])

[20:40:49] ::: This (*[email protected]) ban affects (CNET1)

* Thank you for co-operating, you will be scanned now

[20:41:38] [me]: -CNET1- Thank you for co-operating, you will be scanned now

[20:41:46] [me]: can you please /kline him already?

[20:41:51] ::: Join: (Talidan) ([email protected])

[20:41:55] [Talidan]: wat cooperation

* Requesting penis - CNET.com information service

[20:42:15] [me]: -CNET1- Requesting penis - CNET.com information service

[20:42:51] [me]: As irresistable as my penis is to you, please ask for MrBump's, or Blokker's

[20:42:53] ::: Quit: (CNET1) ([email protected]) ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by IJs (ff))

[20:43:28] ::: Join: (CNET1) ([email protected])

[20:43:29] [CNET1]: HAHAHHA

[20:43:29] [CNET1]: FOOLS

[20:43:30] ::: Quit: (CNET1) ([email protected]) (CNET1)

omg, i really scared their asses of this time :P

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[21:03:17] [corrmaan]: has anybody noticed that some of the gta3:mta 0.3b downloads don't work?

[21:03:26] [iggy]: Yes

[21:03:34] [iggy]: and none of the .2 downloads work

[21:03:39] [iggy]: so whats your point?

[21:03:46] [corrmaan]: hmmm ok. well i'm looking for the 0.3b manual

[21:03:57] [iggy]: look here

[21:03:57] [corrmaan]: does anybody have it?

[21:04:00] [iggy]: /server info

[21:04:04] [iggy]: theres links to it in there

[21:04:04] ::: Quit: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)

[21:04:09] [MAD_BOY]: lmfao

[21:04:09] ::: Mode: (Blokker) sets (+b *[email protected])

[21:04:09] ::: This (*[email protected]) ban affects (Iggy)

[21:04:09] ::: Kick: (Iggy) was kicked by (Blokker) (Everybody be cool, YOU - be cool ‹42›)

[21:04:12] [MAD_BOY]: lol

[21:04:43] ::: Join: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com)

[21:04:45] [Marcel]: finaly somebody who wants the manual, and will probably read it, and he has to be an ass

[21:04:51] [corrmaan]: sorry

[21:04:56] [corrmaan]: typed it in and i got dc'd

[21:04:58] [Marcel]: dont be

[21:05:06] [corrmaan]: i dont mean to if you think i am

[21:05:14] ::: Join: (zoot) ([email protected])

[21:05:22] [Marcel]: i think i might have the manual one sec

[21:05:45] [Marcel]: nope sorry i dont have it any more

[21:05:47] [corrmaan]: ok thanks

[21:06:07] ::: Quit: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)

[21:06:24] ::: Mode: (Blokker) sets (-b *[email protected])

[21:06:28] ::: Join: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com)

[21:06:29] ::: Join: (Iggy) ([email protected])

[21:06:48] ::: Quit: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)

[21:06:57] [@IJs]: hahahahaha

[21:07:02] [@IJs]: ro lflfl

[21:07:03] [@IJs]: hahaa

[21:07:05] ::: Join: (corrmaan) ([email protected] ... rogers.com)

[21:07:09] [@IJs]: corrmaan: stop trying!

[21:07:11] [corrmaan]: ok sorry about the reconnects

[21:07:14] [Gone]: Hi all

[21:07:17] [@IJs]: it was a joke

[21:07:21] ::: Nick: (Gone) is now known as (Here)

[21:07:22] [corrmaan]: ...

[21:07:36] [corrmaan]: : o

[21:07:39] [@IJs]: haha

[21:08:20] [iggy]: lmao

[21:08:25] [iggy]: hes still doing it?

lmao

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[xNet]DrDre> the server was DDoS’d

Disaster> JoStud, those people are stupid

Disaster> they got nothing else better to waste their lives on

[TF]JoStud> What isn't wasting life though?

Kent767> MTA

Cray> [TF]JoStud: masturbation

Cray> ScarFace: i dont care if it is you, your grandma, or your fucking penis, put a plug it in and rub one out

* Cray has quit IRC (dreaming of Ransom)

O_o

and now today...

* Cray spanks MrBump

I sometimes question Cray's true intentions

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Ooooh more dirt

MrBump>i have the worst sore throat ive ever had. EVER. even worse than MrBills after a night with ransom

O_o

Something makes the ops talk about sexual stuff WHENEVER I'm around. Its strange.

MrBump> * Zengo is back from WANTED: Dead Or Alive!. I was gone for 52secs —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—

MrBump> wont be buying that one then

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@-0^0-@ <-space shit

?

i meant ship

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Ransom> Rob (Robpol86), you are SUCH a bosnar (Forest clown in Dutch)

AcidBurn aka [Xnet]DrDre> Ransom is a mosnar, Ransom spelled backwards lol

edit:

Mosnar = Moss Clown (like tree moss)

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rob... just dont even start. Quit while your ahead

ransom go away

i dont want ur gayness in here u queen

take some ritalin and stop being so aggressive

me?

yes

quit while im ahead?

ahead of what

...lmao

nothing now

...

i wanna make a deal

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