dark_vegeta2003 Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Ever wanted to know when you die? Maybe at this moment or maybe if you are 100 years . take it here http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/ WARNING : its only a toy so dont cry when they show bad results (or maybe real ) My results : im dead on 28 july when im 69 old. Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 May 20, 2062 at the age of 74 years old. yay go me mind you if I change my life style, I can expect to die on 1 october 2003 Link to comment
MTA Team Blokker_1999 Posted September 30, 2003 MTA Team Share Posted September 30, 2003 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: July 12, 2033 at the age of 49 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (27%) Cancer (18%) Suicide (12%) Auto-Fellatio (12%) Homicide (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 12, 2033, as you slip silently into the night. Link to comment
Iam A. Spammer Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Yeah I still got 16 years to go! Sh*t that isn't much is it? Link to comment
dark_vegeta2003 Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 i take the test again Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 22, 2058 at the age of 69 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (25%) Heart Attack (23%) Suicide (13%) Third Degree Burns (9%) Horrible Accident (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 22, 2058, as you slip silently into the night. jeez and im 14 years old Link to comment
me Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Liked this, then go to DeathClock.com My results: "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: March 3, 2062 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (39%) Heart Attack (19%) Confusion (6%) Drowning (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Link to comment
Iam A. Spammer Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 k, changed values to somin more realistic: "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: December 5, 2056 at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%) Heart Attack (23%) Alcoholism (12%) Alien Abduction (6%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 5, 2056, as you slip silently into the night. Link to comment
AnnRKey Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 19, 2034 at the age of 55 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (35%) Heart Attack (13%) Alcoholism (10%) Drowning (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) damn... that seems too old .... must not be doing somthing right.. oh well been meaning to get into drug/gun running and bareback prostitution... better get started soon Link to comment
True Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: July 22, 2041 at the age of 55 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (34%) Third Degree Burns (13%) Horrible Accident (8%) Heart Attack (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Link to comment
SM xenex Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I didnt take the test or anything , but i saw this on some other game forum and i can tell you that according to the test everyone is gonna die of cancer. Link to comment
True Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 I believe it, look at the pollutants and such in todays air, what our food is made out of, etc - it seems perfectly feasable. Link to comment
Magus Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: April 18, 2061 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%) Heart Attack (9%) Homicide (7%) Loneliness (6%) Alien Abduction (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. I think I'm going to die the oldest so far Link to comment
Mr.Bill Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 damn you! I can always fix that Link to comment
Iam A. Spammer Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 So just broke my record if you alter the settings a LOT I only got to become 23! Link to comment
fleccy Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 i can expect to die on: March 2, 2075 at the age of 85 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (45%) Heart Attack (25%) Homicide (10%) Horrible Accident (7%) Organ Failure (5%) Link to comment
Ransom Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 omg I have some very realistic death proabilities according to my family history! die at 58 years of age!!!! AHHHH!!! Link to comment
Ransom Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 yikes... deathclock.com said 53 years! I'M SCARED! AHHH Link to comment
faceness Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 go me long time to go well i guess it helps if you are 15 July 1, 2057 at the age of 68 years old. Link to comment
Black Dragon Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 i remeber taking that test way back, although i remember it giving me a nice good ol' 71 years old death. oh and not everybody dies out of cancer. im gonna die out of heart disease. Link to comment
Ransom Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 i remeber taking that test way back, although i remember it giving me a nice good ol' 71 years old death. oh and not everybody dies out of cancer. im gonna die out of heart disease. you say that like its a good thing Link to comment
Black Dragon Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 well everybody gonna be happy when ill be dead Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 i always knew that i wouldn't become very old I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: April 16, 2041 at the age of 50 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Heart Attack (26%) Alien Abduction (13%) Suicide (7%) Homicide (7%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: Link to comment
[MNK]MiNdLeSs Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second? How did they know? lmao! im testing now, will post results when im done 22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us) Nice sense of humor -OrIoN Link to comment
orappa Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: May 20, 2066 at the age of 79 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (34%) Heart Attack (32%) Contagious Disease (5%) Bah, not very interesting ways to die at all. Link to comment
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