Death Test (sure you wanna know?)

[dark_vegeta2003]

Ever wanted to know when you die?

Maybe at this moment or maybe if you are 100 years .

take it here

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

WARNING : its only a toy so dont cry when they show bad results (or maybe real )

My results : im dead on 28 july when im 69 old.

[Mr.Bill]

May 20, 2062

at the age of 74 years old.

yay go me

mind you if I change my life style, I can expect to die on 1 october 2003

[Blokker_1999]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2033

at the age of 49 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)

Cancer (18%)

Suicide (12%)

Auto-Fellatio (12%)

Homicide (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 12, 2033, as you slip silently into the night.

[Iam A. Spammer]

Yeah I still got 16 years to go! Sh*t that isn't much is it?

[dark_vegeta2003]

i take the test again

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 22, 2058

at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)

Heart Attack (23%)

Suicide (13%)

Third Degree Burns (9%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 22, 2058, as you slip silently into the night.

jeez and im 14 years old

[me]

Liked this, then go to DeathClock.com

My results:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 3, 2062

at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)

Heart Attack (19%)

Confusion (6%)

Drowning (6%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

[Iam A. Spammer]

k, changed values to somin more realistic:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 5, 2056

at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)

Heart Attack (23%)

Alcoholism (12%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 5, 2056, as you slip silently into the night.

[AnnRKey]

I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 19, 2034

at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)

Heart Attack (13%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Drowning (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

damn... that seems too old .... must not be doing somthing right.. oh well been meaning to get into drug/gun running and bareback prostitution... better get started soon

[True]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 22, 2041

at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)

Third Degree Burns (13%)

Horrible Accident (8%)

Heart Attack (6%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

[SM xenex]

I didnt take the test or anything , but i saw this on some other game forum and i can tell you that according to the test everyone is gonna die of cancer.

[True]

I believe it, look at the pollutants and such in todays air, what our food is made out of, etc - it seems perfectly feasable.

[Magus]

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 18, 2061

at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)

Heart Attack (9%)

Homicide (7%)

Loneliness (6%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

I think I'm going to die the oldest so far

[Mr.Bill]

damn you! I can always fix that

[Iam A. Spammer]

So just broke my record if you alter the settings a LOT I only got to become 23!

[fleccy]

i can expect to die on:

March 2, 2075

at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)

Heart Attack (25%)

Homicide (10%)

Horrible Accident (7%)

Organ Failure (5%)

[Ransom]

omg I have some very realistic death proabilities according to my family history!

die at 58 years of age!!!! AHHHH!!!

[Ransom]

yikes... deathclock.com said 53 years! I'M SCARED! AHHH

[faceness]

go me long time to go well i guess it helps if you are 15

July 1, 2057

at the age of 68 years old.

[[KFC]KungFu]

lol MrBill is 15

[Black Dragon]

i remeber taking that test way back, although i remember it giving me a nice good ol' 71 years old death. oh and not everybody dies out of cancer. im gonna die out of heart disease.

[Ransom]

i remeber taking that test way back, although i remember it giving me a nice good ol' 71 years old death. oh and not everybody dies out of cancer. im gonna die out of heart disease.

you say that like its a good thing

[Black Dragon]

well everybody gonna be happy when ill be dead

[MAD_BOY]

i always knew that i wouldn't become very old

I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 16, 2041

at the age of 50 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)

Heart Attack (26%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Suicide (7%)

Homicide (7%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

[[MNK]MiNdLeSs]

15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

How did they know?

lmao!

im testing now, will post results when im done

22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

Nice sense of humor

-OrIoN

[orappa]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 20, 2066

at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)

Heart Attack (32%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Bah, not very interesting ways to die at all.