[KFC]KungFu

thats not true... I was complaining about it too... before i'd read this thread... but uhm... all those strategies and tactics sound nice... and i'm sure they'll work... but uhm... why do we even have this problem?? the game is run on a server right? so why dont they make the server just tell your client EXACTLY where the other dudes are?? like with BF1942... or is that undoable in code?? i dont think so... but then again... im not a GTA3-coder... i code in BF1942 and Max Payne 2... but i think it could be done... and than lag problems... hmmmm... if they make movement and firing server-side (like i said above)... people with good connections would be able to kill everyone and peeps with slow connections would have a hard time... but that sounds right, dont it? k... i hope someone from the dev-team will reply to this... cause i'd like to know what they think about my suggestions... tnx for reading anyway... You should really read around a little. This game isnt' meant for multiplay. The game works client side where your computer is the arbitor of what happens to your character based on info it recieves. There are a lot a varibles like sync, ping and even your computer speed that may effect what you computers thinks has happened and what I get credit for doing. In BF1942 if you have a slow connection you will be less competitive because the server decides that you were killed. In MTA your slow connection means I have to hit you until your computer gets the message, that makes you harder to kill. You can also miss a packet of info when I switch weapons so you will see me throwing punches when I think I am shooting you. This can happen with low pings too.

lol nice. We don't have allies I figure that's less people to shoot. We are cool with everyone but we still want to fight in game. With a few individual exceptions we try to kill everyone who doesn't have a KFC on thier name. We have a few former gang leaders in the gang now though. The former leaders of NwG, VE and BXK have all found a home here. If you ever get tired of leading and your good ingame maybe you would want to join. Until then good luck with CBK. Sorry this doesn't rhyme, (we also have the leaders of MJFC but we are not real proud of that )

my vote goes for known cheater I second that emotion

I think that was heaven Plus notice in the chat that the lamer Mobaxx is spawnkilling

I got a great war story about reading MrBill's war story but even that's boring so I will spare you.

These are two more old ones from the KFC gang thread, XCripsy has a bunch but he can put them here himself Not saying these are the best but I hope you do

Blessed be the searchers, they will inherit the forum.

I can't hear you *wheelman puts his head right up to the door* *shoots the stubby thru the door and takes Wheelmn's head off* doors open *hands wheelmn a bandaid and some bactine*

I don't even want to know

*feels a draft and smells pizza* hey xenex, Im watching the Three Stooges marathon *has a slice of pizza* mushrooms? ahh *puts a come on in sign or the door*

*walks in* wow this place is empty *turns up the music and puts up a sign* [sign]FREE BEER AND HOTWINGS[/sign] *sits in the big comfy leather recliner* *watches TV and waits for people to show up* *hears someone at the door*

good one, just picture the audience in thier underwear that's what I do. The odd thing is that I wasn't nervous I just did that for fun *runs to tell Crispy, TueKid and Tek about this thread*

[KFC]XCripsy is signable good at this but I have a few in the KFC thread this is one about a lamer named ATF Reprinted with permission of ThaGrip... turn my headphones up, louder , louder uh uh Another Story in the legend of KFC, ATF said how he owned my gang and me The Bitch drove by our house going 108, said that proved his claim that he was so great Blew up his Deluxo, bout to woop is ass, He came out shootin of course he had a spaz Bet the lamer was sorry that he dissed my boss, When he knocked me down once, but couldn’t finish me off He had a spas but this ahole still couldn’t kill, So I showed his newb ass what it means to be ill KungFu killed ATF, now his names up in lights, No way he would rematch cause he’s all talk and no fight Or all bark and no bite, well you get my point right? Pick a new name newby cause ATF is marked, KFC sees you in the server then your gonna get sparked Next time you wanta talk shit I hope you remember, What happened to your ass on the 28th of Demember Or the last thing you see before the select screen, Is Fu stepping over your body, Just to pick up your shotty and another fan is born

Welcome to MTA *shuts up until the 30th*

ok I snuck a peak at the VCP forum and found this gem hmm... *takes a shower* that forum makes me feel nasty the things they say...

I love it right now and i look forward to new releases For now you have to realize that the glitches are almost a game within the game. Some people can kill people at will without cheating. I am one of them because I work around the glitches. I lead people when I shoot. I watch the healthbar and the chat log not the person falling down or blood spurts. There are a bunch of things you can do to play better. Read what MrBump wrote in this thread. http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=6451

or you can do what I do Get the fuck outta the heli and fight

agreed. me three! What the ungrateful need to realize is that they are playing GTA, multiplayer!! I am still shocked by that. No game would give you the freedom with a map size that this mod does. This is sick, you can get into a car chase pull the assmunch out of his car and shoot him in the face with a stubby. truely awesome.

It was around a month or more. my sig said Gang Leader of KFC (no matter what my rank says) It snot such a big deal but it's better than a kick in the balls. The most important thing is that you have good players reppin your tag in the city. XCripsy (Co-Boss of KFC with Wheelmn) is the one who really made our name by playing in the game and getting people to join using all sorts of tactics. I don't want to spam up your thread with all that thou.

Your gang name doesn't start with VC so it's great. I like the name it is easy to distinguish from other gang tags. (no offense to current VC... gangs but we don't need any more) Gang Leader rank will come in time. They will see that you have a gang that is solid and has active members and give it to you. This was the reply when someone first brought up the idea that I deserve a gangleader rank. Now we are among the most active and biggest gangs in the game and I have my rank so be patient with that.

aeron they are supposed to be funny or interesting. I couldn't resist this one I can't argue with that

Welcome I have found that recruiting happens in the game mostly. When people see you holding down a server they start asking about joining. We need some more good noncheating killing gangs, so good luck.

Then don't assume ASE is free you just have to click "7 more days" every 7 days. Glad you like it. It is funny to see someone noob bash on his second post. You are off to a great start I expect big things from you. =D>

Dealer tries to make a constructive thread about a meaningful competition and y'all have turned it into a Right Said Fred contest. this is Nugget and Tek they are both hella sexy btw, for the clueless "Right said fred", pictured above had a song called "Im too sexy."

me too