[KFC]KungFu

lol Bill you can't flame a hell topic it's redundant. Assuming you are a Christian: God gave you free will and you are born with sin that can only be forgivin when you accept Christ. So even if Ghandi lived 60 yrs without "sin" as you define it he is toasty right now.

I just wrote this and when I read it I though I would just put it in here myself.

Very true, When I hear a spaz being shot it's like a dinner bell ringing. Because it is normally used by newer players (I can't remember the term for them). Last night someone pulled one out (Simard) and I got him with the stubby. People who use the spaz normally overestimate it as an auto kill. More times than not you are attracting unwanted attention with that thing.

I havn't seen Cat on all year, wonder what happened to him...

Great idea for a gang. I am in a gang or I would join, Good Luck

YES ROCK MAX OUT!!!! VPC KICK ASS 4 LIFE I LOVE VCP what happened to Naaktloper? I miss her. Can someone check her IP against any current user. 12 posts in one day all praising what's his name. Sounds like a fix.

I didn't want to be the first one to submit my own work but I have been known to let a flame or two loose here and there. My best work has been deleted or edited but here is a gem.

you want a day to do what? You'll go blind

me neither I hate it too, I agree with both of you.

Other, The kinda noob that would yell at other noobs for being noobs. My first post went something like this. "Your a noob, newby, Newbinator, Newb Gingrich, dummy!"

This Topic is to recognize the best Flames that have graced this great forum. Pretty self explainitory. Just post the best flames you have ever seen here. I will start with an oldy but a goody from someone who should know better

Gimme an O F F Gimme a T O P I C what's that spell? OFF TOPIC, yeahhhhh!!!! do I smell a lock?

The authority is an illusion. We have no hold on anyone. Any KFC can leave this gang and keep thier name or they can just make up a new one. Your are saying you lead without calling yourself a leader? Why not just lead by example?

[edit] this was written before I saw Mr.Bills post Ok enough I don't want to spend the next month trying to get people unbanned. Gary, Next time you want to spy on us by hiding in teamspeak or using false names or whatever, just pull your lower lip over your head and swallow instead. umm kay? thanks Pi and Nugget, continue this discussion elsewhere and not on official servers. Official people have tired of this circular argument already. If you are fighting fight, if it's called off fine. Let's move on. Treat Db like I do my herpes, Ignore it and hope it goes away. Thanks.

*Panshot of a dusty office with bills piled on a desk, a man sits in a hard wooden desk chair, unshaven, wearing a two days worn suit, his fedora hangs on the coatrack. An open window sits behind a broken fan, open containers of Chinese food litter the dingy office* It was a hot summer, and summers were weird in Vice City. The kind of hot that saps your will and makes you wanta stop being a gumshoe detective. But I couldn’t stop, the bills keep coming and I haven’t had a case in weeks. Nights were the worst you see because that’s when Det. KungFuGrip wants some company and his thoughts drift back to his lost love, bunny. *Flashback dream sequence* *Suburban home, sunny day, a clean shaven Grip tosses a Frisbee to his dog on the front lawn, a smart dressed tall blond wearing an apron comes to the porch with an apple pie* Grip: “Ah bunny you know how I love your pie” Bunny: “It’s burning hot for you, Kungy” Grip: “umm.. but what is this?” Bunny: “oops, a little yeast, sorry” *They exchange a playful kiss as a Fire truck flies from outta nowhere and the driver opens fire with a minigun* Grip: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!, YOU FUCK ING CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!” *Sounds of a lock being picked and a creaking door awakens kfg* *He hides behind the door with his trusty stubby ready to go* *A struggle and a gun shot, a women screams* She was a real beauty, my mind said "blast her with this stubby Grip" but my heart said "hear her out". She was the kind of girl that helps you forget about your troubles. The kind that could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose. Her name was Yudo and she had been working undercover in the TmM servers, turning tricks 5 bucks a head on the streets and learning about a cheat ring. She explained how she had video proof that someone named Scar was cheating and she was going to go public. That hit a soft spot with me I guess, but why me? Yudo: because your desperate, look at you you’re a drunk and a slob, I know about bunny. Grip: what do you want me to do Yudo: Get the proof I need and go public, I can’t because I have a secret Grip: I bet you do, I can see your Adams apple poking out like a volleyball. Plus your legs are hairy. *Rips off Yudo’s wig* Grip: Your not a dame at all, your Deathb the cross-dressing spy of Vice City. *Sirens sound and police enter the office* Grip: Take em away boys, Oh here, *hands him the wig* Grip: Where your going you might want to dress up Yeah, summers are weird in Vice City. *fade to black*

Gamefreek edited this post. It used to say j/k <---------------(get the point that Im joking?)

HAHAHA DeathB you stupid bitch. Your one of the ones that cheats and then you come on here bitching about cheaters :roll::roll: Now hold it right there mr noob. Deathb is not stupid. (Put him in his place, I did)

Sad for me C is always number 1

Congrats on not crashing for so long.

*shakin in his boots* Wow tough post I feel like when I was jumping on my bed and Daddy came in the door yelling. How can I get deleted off you MSN sounds like a treat. Plus where do you keep that shitlist cause I smell something now. So you are punishing Pi buy fighting him, hmm that'll learn him, good luck

Sorry to burst you bubble Nugget but this post was before whatever happened last night. From what I hear he pretended to be a girl again and Cybersexed you and Pi to completion. I understand why you wouldn't want this to go public. Well, I wouldn't tell anyone umm.... *runs RoadRunner style outta the thread* beep beep

I should have added this to my first post. http://www.teamspeak.org go to #mta in IRC to find out what servers to use.

WURM and NSaneGangsta were both on cheating for sure last night.

Good point the limited ammo on the M60 is a factor. I still wouldn't mind using it thou. I can't wait for the MrBill fight get it together. Don't worry about Pi thou he is already famous. Hell, when SGB got online as "kissmyass" and whooped ass everyone thought it was Pi. nuff said. Matter of fact he will start to get all these challenges now I am sure. I just hope he doesn't get so used to winning that he would rather not fight than lose one. Hey, I some people have taken advantage of the no damage while shooting thing and done real dammage with uzis and other small automatic weaps. Maybe we can have a 1 on 1 or rise and shine with racers in the dirtring? It sounds intresting to me anyway. pax kfg

The racer was an exaggeration but the point is valid. I understand your desire to expand the match past the robber spawn to include the whole city. You shouldn't be limited to using anyone character but if Pi chooses to stick with the robber he shouldn't be prohibited from using any one character. The idea is to open the game up. For me, I would love to use a long range weaponed character on someone who insists on using a robber. But like I said you have other motivations aside from making this a more comprehensive match. I get it, Pi gets it but he doesn't want to let go. I'm not mad atcha