[KFC]KungFu

If your logged in the places that you haven't read since your last logon are yellow the rest are gray. Is that your pic in your avatar? Very anime look you got going there.

I guess so As for Utopia the only stategem that he uses is the run like hell one or maybe 7 on his list was talk all kinds of sh*t then ask for a truce then talk more sh*t. I would love it if people would ignore Bump and Death and use Utopia's method, please!!!!! I love killing real easy. The other thing to do is just keep moving. I will give Utopia some first hand advice cause I have seen him in action (for lack of a better term). Run man, I mean in circles not away and vary your direction. I never stop moving, except to shoot and then just for a sec. You stand with the M60 for an hour your bullets follow me cause you don't aim ahead so I don't even have to change direction once I get behind you I stubby you and you ask for a truce or run. Same thing when you get your trusty spaz. You kill with that occasionally because it's powerful but not like you should. [edit] I forgot to address his evidence that it works. Just because second place was 9 and you had 40 doesn't mean your system worked. 5 people with 100+ kills could have just logged off you could have been there for hours and the 9 kill guy could have been there for 10 mins. In that case your just had a stable client and the new guy is owning.

fake ass gamefreak, Try going to the #mta irc channel and getting a server IP and manually inputting it into the client. You don't have to use ASE. That way you can exclude ASE as the problem. Plus some IPs are incorrect in ASE. Try to get into the #1 official MTA server in Texas it's a 16 player. change the last number to a 5 instead of a 2. And Gamefreek's name is well established in this game. He has used it longer in here and you should change yours. You can do this without messing up your account. If you used that name in Everquest or something since 97 sorry he beat you to it here. Why not use mentos I like that name... good luck with your problem.

You are not supposed to ask but they might not want to promise what they can't deliver. Just because they want something to be in the next version does not mean they can do it. The MTA team has a track record of promising what it can deliver and not spinning a pipedream of a great game you will never play. If you want that here you go http://www.gtat.org enjoy

I am not talking I am typing. I may be talking while I type but you can't hear me. Besides how do you know MrBump doesn't type like me or that we both don't type like some third mad genius? Or maybe I am MrBump... nah that's not it I don't type with an accent. kfg

See your union rep we can't fit that in the budget if you want the PPO healthcare. Mexicans (not cubans this is vice city not miami, if I can pull a chansaw out of my ass then mexicans can live in vice city) are not too powerful, anyone seems powerful when a good player controls them. Please just play and maybe practice zig zagging a little, or not, hell we need some vics in the game too.

just secs ago on irc what a fag

[creepy] I disagree with the premise of the question. How do we know we don't have 7 days left right now? It should read What would you do if you knew you had 7 days left to live Me? I would bang some hot chick Aids patients that haven't had it in a while then I would smoke crack, run with scissors and tear the tags from my matress. On day 7 I am peeing on the third rail just to see what happens. Why not Im checking out anyway. [/creepy]

For the ultra lame, mr b forgot this [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]

That's nice If it kicks people when they are elim. I hope we can have that sever echoed in IRC. The more than 2 gangs in the war is awesome. Plus each gang only has to scare up 6 people. easy or 3 or 4 for a smaller server

that idiot rank will ruin you in here. Good thou that way it's a dummy deterant. Incase you wondered why he has that rank? I looked it up.

Isn't that a complaint? Shouldn't you be chasing Moose and squirrel?

Wow this really is a useful topic. Also I have had someone wondering why they couldn't kill and it turned out they were using the auto aim. That's third person and it doesn't work. Thank god...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of hearing these phrases: Too many people complain in the game Too many people complain in the forum (see this thread) Too many people complain in IRC It's starting to drive me nuts! People are aholes live with it ...Just had to get that out of my system... (this parody of the first post brought to you by 99.1 WKFG FM)

Plus if he was telling the truth there is a hacked client on your computer. So maybe banning you from the servers isn't a bad idea afterall.

Well, With friends like him who needs enemas . (spelled correctly) Well this is curly's disturbing wishlist and MadBoy asking a question that I don't want the answer to

wow and a noob comment to boot nice bump again but don't abuse this you'll get in trouble

*materializes* Ah safe at last MrBump we have no such technology *throws sheet over teleporter* really!!!

I would love to but I am unavail but of course you know who my partner would be right? I am lazy and you are gifted so can you set up a single elimination MTA single player tournement? Same as your 2 on 2 but once you gave out pairings they would have to arrange a fight and report back who won and then get a new pairing for the winner. This would be a long term battle and it's own thread. I will help keep track but I don't have the time or resources to set it up. I am doing one for the KFC championship in Excel maybe I will do it here too if you don't want to. Another great idea Dealer good job I can't wait to read this thread monday.

btw, "skins" can mean - to get laid

grrrrrr *keeps eating*

Tek, read up before you post He left too Well Scarface your are in charge of a gang that you originally flamed for no reason. Ironic Good Luck

Great hey we have Red's vote go ahead and stop the cheaters now j/k CD

yeah this is a pair of docs and a patient