[KFC]KungFu

lol ok I thought it was too well written for this forum. Plus it is technically correct since even it's the slowest it is one of the fastest just last in that list of the fastest, I guess.

Well untrue I know MrBump can't use TeamSpeak and play he must use RogerWilco a similar program with good quality. So if you have bandwith issues you might want to go with RogerWilco instead. I prefer TeamSpeak because it has a better application window. As a Admin I can drag ppl to different rooms in the server.

I know it's possible but I don't know how so why did i post here? for this

Ok I have found a solution... Get into the game and play like normal. Turn all of the music sound down in the game so you don't hear VC radio or MP3s. Now when you get in a car turn on a radio. When you scroll with your mouse turn the dial on your radio and it will switch stations. It works!!!! Now this is the tricky part. When you get out of the car. Turn off the radio. I took me a while but I knew I would find a solution.

why are thier no women in the background? were you in town for a certain parade? You kinda look like Tommy V in your avatar thou

Procops, For me the larger point was that I was right, ass. All you did was post ! wtf is that you fuck in tool stfu Another pain in the ass with Prokups was that I was going to own him up in MTA for medicinal purposes but the lamer has an 800 ping. what a dick.

He has done this before too I am always in teamspeak so the KFC people know it's not me. Not to mention the fact that I have even heard ganjaman say that ganjaman cannot play MTA. He has a fixation with me, one of my stalkers. Ah it's just the price of fame I guess I wish just once a guy would steal my name and own the server without ever talking crap then leave. I might not even complain but ppl who are good at MTA don't steal names they make them. Ganjaman is lame and he also let's ppl into KFC while he pretends to be me. I never just tell anyone who wants to be in KFC to put on a tag. You have to be tryed out and approved by at least 3 KFC members before I even look at you. So if you see that happen it isn't me.

fuck you

umm I don't need an english teacher assmunch Main Entry: lay·man Pronunciation: 'lA-m&n Function: noun 1 : a person who is not a member of the clergy 2 : a person who does not belong to a particular profession or who is not expert in some field It is also used properly as Lay men or lay people the closest definition online that matches lamens is lameness coincedence? I think not PROKOPIS WAS PARTYED

well off the record I have never put my pic on here I did use trows pic as an avatar long ago as a joke but that wasn't my first one my first one is my normal kfg symbol with the fist

! *shoves the spoon deeper* (see other post) make a point spammer

I forgot about this and the tool just logged into the forum and it reminded me but here is a short story A few KFCs were in the official server and it was real lame, full of runners and helikillers and not much fun. One guy named Westsidekillaz said he wanted to tryout so when we decided to head over to the KFC private I invited him to come with. He said something that tipped of HwdThugz and he was screaming in TS that that was Yankees with a new name. Me and GameFreek and I think Wheelman were telling him to relax and wait for him to give himself away. After playing ok he kept asking if he was good enough and I kept telling him to wait. He was borderline at best so I needed to talk to other KFCs first assuming he wasn't Yankees. Westsidekillaz timed out and guess who logged in? Yankees. he said oops then disconnected never to return. So yankees had himself a failed attempt to try out for KFC The next day he hit a new low and had to team with the lame regular KFC haters DooN, ganja, and some other random haters. Umm this didn't work either. Moral of the story, if you are going to quit a gang just quit don't try to backdoor us and piss us off or you will be like Yankees. hosed

well first of I think it's lay men's terms but Teamspeak is a client and server program that let's you speak back and forth in this separate program while you play the game you need a mic and speakers and you just open up the ip address of the server and while you are in there you can join different rooms. There are generic servers setup that you and your teammates can use or you can set a server up real easy too. so go to http://www.teamspeak.org and download the TS2 client and use quick connect to enter the server you want to use. [edit] doh it's .org not .com thanks jon. I knew that just had a brainfart

Ok then I will assume that the suggestion that you can do some of the syncing server side and leaving other things to the client isn't possible. Server side would be great but from what I remember it is only possible if you break the Rockstar Games eula so it's not an option. btw, he didn't mention the spoon I guess he felt it and he didn't complain. Draw your own conclusions.

*shoots Prokopis in the face with a stubby and shoves the spoon up his ass for not answering the question* there is a spoon, can ya feel it? see he is saying that movement and firing is server side I assume he means somethings will be synced clients. Did I misread this?

You are at a strip club asking people if they like girls The answer is YES

Others would shoot you properly, the serv would acknowledge that and you'd see it too (assuming your con isn't dialup ). ok smartypants you just explained the difference between server side and client side They were suggesting a hybrid server/client side that's where my confusion stems from so explain how that would work.

I have already seen this asked and the TmM guy was directed to the first page, but I think this is different enough for a new post I think Does someone *stares at bump and aeron* have all of the scipts that can be bound all working together in one script file? I am looking for the following mainly echo in irc with !say !ban !kick !english (!lag - this would explain that it's prolly lag and not a cheater to people who make the standard "I hit him and he didn't die he is cheating" complaint) Plus - a way for the trustee in teamspeak to see a list of players that are in the server. also all of the gamemodes that are available and !votekick does that have to be in one script to all work at once and if so can someone host that or email it to me @ [email protected] so I can host it?

hmm... good idea but will it count as a kill? If not it will still be a sneaky way to stay alive and teleport after a respawn out of danger Also along the same line whenever I "pause" (only when my game alt tabbs automatically, I never pause on purpose) my game desyncs so I couldn't pause for advantage if I wanted to so this might be a good idea. Edited by MrBump: Sorry Kungfu but what you typed after the above may give people the idea to do it, especially if they didnt know about it previously

uhm....that would NOT happen when its serverside... THAT is whats happening NOW... I am following what he is saying. If it's half client and half server then it would be possible for you to see something that doesn't happen or have something happen that you don't see is that confusing enough I agree with Db [edit] lol I didn't see Db's post until I posted this we musta posted at the same time I think I still agree with Db someone tell me if I don't, I am confused.

I am sorry your a newb too, sorry couldn't resist People say GTAT is better because it is non existant so the claim cannot be refuted. GTATs last release was in august and noone plays it. Since then the MTA team has had maybe 4? releases all better than the last and still has the promise of .4 with the new core that they don't brag about because it doesn't exist yet. The claims made on GTATs behalf are called "gratuitous assertions" they are unprovable and the rules of logic dictate that any gratuitous assertion can be equally gratuitously denied. in common terms? is not *sticks tounge out* Get Vice City and enjoy it singleplayer in MTA and if it's ever released GTAT then uninstall and come back to MTA like me

if you search you will see this is mapped out in the forum. I never changed my radiostations but I will go out on a limb and say that since it has no effect on gameplay it doesn't have to be synced and is no problem to change You can replace the current radio stations with GTA3 stations or other playlists I just use wmp outside of vice city because it works outside of cars too. ingame i turned all radio volumes all the way down

lol so your a gang that's all I do

we are way off topics but that's untrue like always you are wrong Plus that pic was in the KFC gang thread on page 1 partyed

only lamers say noob only ownrz or partyrz say lamer only dudes with huge hogz say ownrz or partyrz if you read this realize your partyed for using the KFC term "partyed"