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Someone just copied the site and hosted it themselves. Saw another one like this but it was supposed to be CNN, which said that Tupac was still alive.
When you shoot someone in the head and wonder why their head didnt disappear.
When you drive on the wrong side of the road and wonder why you got a ticket.
When you try and pause when somene is about to shoot you and wonder why it didnt work.
When you jump around like a rabbit when playing paintball and wonder why people laugh at you.