[KFC] El Burro

my guess is may next year, look at gta3 en vc Gamespot said March... thats why i Said April I guess May is gonna be the final month they'll wanna release it in or else people like Vassie are gonna be pissed off...

It comes out on PC in April next year Vassie... U should buy a PS2 just for the occasion

They will tell u... you not asking for the release date... Anyway, yeah It most likeley will be for GTAIII... Its just Vice City is the latest of the games. Maybe they can make another Desktop but for GTAIII Core...

No no no... they better not add that Driv3r felony shit, just running a red light and the cops are crawling up you ass... maybe thats the concept of the Difficulties On easy the cops don't bust your ass when you run a red light, speed or mount the curb but on Hard they do along with other little tweaks. Even if this isn't the case, i dunno why R* would program the cops to shoot to kill when you run a red... I mean, they ain't daft. I do think they mean that NPC are going to get involved in car chases and shootups if they abide the same laws as you. Also means we may see the return of Muggers... At this point, nothing full hardy has been given away, not even in the many screens now in possesion by the public... we can only sit and wait.

:: Carjacking will be much more difficult. :: New melee combat including pistol whips and banging heads off the dashboard of a car. Carl learns more as his abilities increase. :: Stunts and tricks can be performed while on bicycles. :: Different gyms offer different styles of combat. :: Cops on motorbikes will fire their weapons while chasing. :: Players can drive their vehicles through billboards, breaking them. GYM INFO: You'll be able to visit one of several gyms spread throughout San Andreas so that you work out to stay in peak physical health. The gyms are all different in terms of equipment and patronage, but each has a variety of workout options to help you burn off unwanted pounds, build stamina and muscle, and learn to fight. Beefing up your fighting skills will probably get very interesting, because doing so will let you learn new fighting moves that complement the basic ones CJ starts out with. By taking on an opponent in the boxing ring, CJ can learn a variety of pugilistic methods, which include punch combos, punching on the ground, and punching while running. Getting Tattoos Gamers can alter the their clothes and body type so that they can become exactly the kind of gangsta they want to be. CJ must first find himself a tattoo parlor, the first of which just so happens to be next to his barber. Once inside, he'll be able to select his tattoo from a long list of available styles for the body part he wants to ink. The majority of these tattoos are made up of gang affiliations, gang-related lingo, and other similar things that are drawn in styles that were popular for 1990s-era Los Angeles. Each city's tattoo parlors will offer different varieties of tattoos with symbols to fit the culture of each city. Improved Camera Controls When using the camera in weapons mode, the right analog stick allows you to target your opposition with any and all ranged weapons, and you no longer have to stay in a fixed position while doing so. Furthermore, gamers can choose to aim with the R-Stick while running and strafing with the Left analog stick. This new additions means that you can always look in a different direction while running or driving, allowing you to turn your attention where ever you need to without adjusting the momentum of your forward movement. The difference in gameplay should be huge. Cars Getting Dirty Driving around the dusty state of San Andreas can really put the hurt on your vehicle in terms of its cleanliness. Should players get their hands on a brand new spotless car, they might want to take note that it won't stay that way for long; as consistent use of that vehicle will begin to accumulate a whole lot of muck for it. Dirt, for instance, will begin to appear on and around the wheel wells and impact areas brought on by traffic accidents. Driving through parks and other sections with overhead filth sources can move grime and dust to the surface areas of your windshield. And unless you can find a car wash to keep your car clean and shiny, it may even rust over time if used too much. As an added bonus, the NPC characters of San Andreas seem to play by the same rules you do. As not only will their cars remain dirty if left uncleaned as we mentioned earlier, but they'll sport broken windows, loose bumpers, and bullet-riddled doors too. If you're looking for any more proof that Rockstar is trying to move its game into as persistent a world as possible - this is it. Gang Tactics Gangs in Grand Theft Auto play an important roll. Rockstar plans on making gangs act just as they would in real life. During their downtime, for instance, gang members aren't simply just standing there doing nothing; they're chilling out with each other and drinking, smoking, greeting each other, and throwing signs. They'll even engage in idle discussions with one another to add that much more to the relationship. But if one gang (maybe yours) should cross into another gang's turf, the hoodlums will come after each other with guns a-blazin' 15 NEW SCREENSHOTAGES!

Can buy a pet ULK Chimp

Yeah... gettin chased by the cops. They have a pretty funny line in that song, the one where they memnton B&Q, iv'e forgotton how it goes... Anyway... Crash Test Dummies- MMM MMM MMM MMM (Nice song) Then its The Hives- B is for Brutus

Thats happened to me, but the color hue is wayyyy bolder... http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?p=122124#122124 I had the color hue problem with the fog and clouds... but I just noticed I was on the 32nd hour of the day...

Must happen when you hit the post 24 hour day twilight zone... Im on the 32 hour of the day I just noticed that...

I saw the Video for that Goldie Chain one... the Video is... stupid Grand Theft Audio: Slap Hammer (I stole it off my GTA1 disk ) Then its Rage Against the Machine: Snakecharmer

Find Blue Fog and green clouds Kill Utopia wiiiiiiiiiiith... a Baseball bat

*Bumped like a bitch Tenacious D: Tribute... thens its gonna be Tenacious D: Tribute again coz I love the song so much... Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul) [spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." [sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow... Needless to say, the beast was stunned. 'Whip-crack' went his swampy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! ^My fave part of the song... u need to listen to this to appriciate it...

Yeah, even without Multi player its still gonna pwn...

This is from a KFC Crew War we had today with proberly the closest fight EVER in the history of the MTA... also proberly the one with the most flaming too... It was like ULK V KFC *KFC@Jupiter: ORUSS ALL UP TO YOU @KFC@the-man: whos left @KFC@the-man: i died !KFC!$3r9!0: EL BURRO IS COMIN !KFC*ElBurro: ME @KFC@the-man: i killed snomane !KFC!$3r9!0: IN A BIKE !KFC!SNOMANE: I KILLED U @KFC@Orguss: Noone is left !KFC!$3r9!0: YES @KFC@the-man: i kille du first !KFC!$3r9!0: EL BURRO $KFC$OutLaW: elburro is left KfC*WheeLman: orguss and elburro !KFC!SNOMANE: BS !KFC!$3r9!0: lol el burro *KFC@Jupiter: ORGUSS AND ELBURRO *KFC@Jupiter: REMEMBER RULES @KFC@Orguss: where is Elburro? *KFC@Jupiter: Hmmm !KFC*ElBurro: OUSIDE THE DOOR HONEY KfC*WheeLman: someone can go for elburro KfC*WheeLman: (from AK) KfC*WheeLman: nvm KfC*WheeLman: hes fighting *KFC@Jupiter: may I spawn so I can spec !KFC*ElBurro killed @KFC@Orguss. (Stubby Shotgun) @KFC@Orguss killed !KFC*ElBurro. (Stubby Shotgun) KfC*WheeLman: oooo !KFC!$3r9!0: HAHA @KFC@Orguss: hmm !KFC*ElBurro: aw !KFC!$3r9!0: WTF!!? *KFC@Jupiter: what do we do? !KFC!$3r9!0: HAHAH KfC*WheeLman: AK WINS @KFC@Blades: bye got 2 go *KFC@Jupiter: OK !KFC*ElBurro: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @KFC@the-man: lol *KFC@Jupiter: HOW? KfC*WheeLman: AK WINS!!!!!!!!!!!

My Desktop is the same it was back in February... I can't find anything else better to shove there. It has been changed a few times but they only last a few days before it gets changed back to the Red Dwarf. I have many Icons on my Desktop coz im too lazy to go find them...

It would be... but R* have said with the scripting they use a co-op or Online version of San Andreas would be impossible... for them to make anyway, I dunno if the MTA team have any plans to try and make an MTA:SA... Im sure we all hope so

Yeah, I heard about that... ^Our new mascot? Our current mascot is a Beaver...

Heres the post I have on the KFC forums: GAMESPY SAIS: 'One particular website spoke of a quote from the UK's Official PlayStation 2 Magazine, where it was stated that SA would ship on a dual-layered DVD to accommodate the huge size of the three cities. Nothing official from Rockstar has been mentioned at this stage, however' ^This is crap, don't listen to em'. It IS coming on a dual layer DVD and that WAS confirmed by Rockstar... they are filling that Disk to thee MAX! .::ADDED JULY 27th 2004::. SA CONTENT LIST :: The state of San Andreas consists of 3 major cities; Los Angeles (Los Santos), San Francisco (San Fierro), Las Vegas (Las Venturra); each the size of Vice City :: Overhauled graphics engine means crisper quality, realistic shadowing and reflections, and independent day- and night-time models :: Tons of fully-rendered interiors :: Restaraunts :: Fully operational casino :: The city directly affects your characters progression, abilities, and even appearance :: Appearances and mentioning of past GTA characters :: Well known voice acting talents :: Increased AI and NPC recording sessions :: Missions will be made to suit your skill level :: Ability to recruit gang members for missions :: Four-person drive-by :: Your actions while not on missions reflect your position in the storyline :: Ability to rob houses :: You must eat to stay healty and maintain stamina :: The city reacts to your characters health and appearance :: You can go to the gym to work out :: Improved Manhunt-like targeting system :: New melee combat animations :: Ability to swim :: New weapons, more variety, revamped old weapons :: Improved car handling :: More modes of transportation :: More populated, more detailed, has more cars, weapons, challenges, characters, secrets, music, and more storyline than Vice City. The three cities have their own individual style; architectural style, vehicle population, mission types, character’s accents, and the actions of pedestrians. :: There are new vehicles that can’t even be used in a town, such as a quad bike, that you can race in the country. San Fierro is very hilly and there is a big emphasis on driving in this part of the game. :: Swimming was added because Rockstar knew about the constant request and was tired of being told it couldn’t be done. Not a huge emphasis was made on swimming, as the feature is there for playability. :: In addition to eating, getting fat, and working out at the gym, another stat feature is cutting your hair. You can go to the barber and get your haircut how you want. If you have a bad haircut, pedestrians make fun of you and call you stupid. If you have a good one they are impressed. :: The LA vibe is there with the smog, crystalline light, the thud of a basketball off in a court, the air filled with hip hop, the blazing sun, the light reflecting off low ridersbouncing with hydraulics. :: Individualized each player’s experience to make the game as non-linear as possible. :: The draw distance is now twice as much as Vice City in the urban environments and four times as much in the countryside. :: The character models are much more detailed than previously. :: The only loading times in San Andreas are slight pauses when entering buildings. :: Game will be on a Dual-Layer DVD. :: First-person has returned! :: When you target someone with a weapon, green will be displayed if they have full health, yellow at half, and red if they can be killed in another shot. The auto targeting will also make much better choices based on threat level. :: Control territories and make money off your property. Some parts of the game you can take it over yourself, and for other parts you will need your gang. :: Car jacking has an even more threatening and sinister vibe than before, because now your gang is involved. :: On the game map Los Santos is only a tiny bit in the lower right corner. :: You can wear a lot of new clothes. :: Dual wield multiple gun types. :: More mini games. :: Vehicles get rusty and dirty as time goes by. :: Carl's customizations include: Hairstyle, Physique, Weight, Driveing Skills, Clothes, Possessions, Weapon Skills, Chracter, Relationships, Gang. :: The art team has snuck in plenty of special pictures and messages for fans. :: For the first time in a series the game will adjust its diffculty if the player becomes stuck. Rockstar assures that that the adjustments will be minimal and almost invisible to the players, so the missions won't become a breeze. :: At least once every couple of days your characer has to eat. If you skip meals he will be come weak, and if you feed him too much he gets slow and then gets fat. There is a wide selection of places to eat... so what you eat counts as well. Strength will effect his punches, but bulk up at the gym too much and he will loose speed... :: San Andreas has its own version of Hollywood called Vinewood. :: When the OGF fell from power, the new rival gangs The Flats and The Ballas moved in. :: Brian Johnson is CJ's 10 year old brother that died in an accident and the reason he went to Liberty City prison for five years. :: The Johnson family is in disarray as Carl and Kendl can't get along with Sweet. :: Frank Tenpenny and Eddie Polaski know CJ from when he was in juvenile hall, and now they harass him in SA. :: Cesar, a new Latino character wearing baggy slacks, an undershirt, tattoos, and a buzzcut has been confirmed. :: Old Reece is CJ's old barber that still gives him haircuts anytime he comes in. :: A combine harvester with razor-sharp blades working on a field. :: A dirtbike (similar to Sanchez from Vice City) riding through the forest. :: Articulated trucks, including ones with huge detachable gas canisters. :: A monster truck riding through a valley and a shallow river bed. :: A jeep overlooking the sunset on a cliff. :: An SUV driving through the meadows. :: An ATV racing on a dirt track. :: Carl can attack enemies from behind, after hiding and sneaking through the shadows. :: Carl's ability to swim and the length of time he can stay underwater for depends on his fitness and how often he practices swimming. :: Members of The Orange Grove Families wear green clothes. :: The Ballas gang members wear purple clothes. :: Models will include up to 50% more polygons than Vice City. :: Bicycles will move forward when the X button is held down, but tapping it will make the player travel faster. :: Carl can roll to the side during combat on the press of a button. :: Players can now pivot the camera around the car, in order to gain a better view. :: A choice of haircuts are available, from shaven/bald heads to 'Afro' style cuts. :: Not only can players choose new hairstyles, but choices of beards and other facial hair will be at their disposal :: San Andreas is to be somewhat shaped like the USA with Los Santos being in the lower right hand corner. :: At Reece's Barber shop, you can scroll through a series of haircuts and styles. some are about $500 to the maximum. :: Due to harsh sunrays, some of the streets will be tinted with a yellowish-orange hue. :: During a 4 person driveby, the players will have independent targets to shoot at. There is also a health indicator for the gang's car. :: Achivements met during some missions will afftect the lesiures CJ has as the game progresses. (I never listen to Gamespy)

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OFFICIAL SAN ANDREAS BOX ART IS HERE! w00tage!

To me, everything is fine apart from cheating. I do get annoyed when I die from mollies or Heli's for the umteenth time, if its an accident I take no notice. The way I see it is that Mollies and Nades are the only way to soften up Stubby tactics when you fire, run, fire, run... that tactic is hellish with the lag i have.

Led Zeppelin- Over the Hills and Far away then its Rammstien- Wolt ihr das bett in flammen sehen? (what a name!) I dunno why I have so much Rammstien... i ain't even German, but thier good nonetheless... Yeah, its on "Houses of the Holy"

FX line ain't horrible! I have an FX5900 and it pwns the fuck outta any other G card out there! The only thing i find annoying is the fan on it sounds like a Frieght train...