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Lággy

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  1. I'm doing a test map to see the idea. I'm screwing the halfpipe idea cause it took up the object limit and maybe a few explosive barrals. What I'm aiming for is a long, fun and enjoyable dinghy slide. I'm going to use roads and hay stacks. Anyway, I'm going to be starting it after my testing comes out good. I'm doing tests because I don't want to spend a week on a map and then find out that people get stuck. Btw, do you think I should use explosive barrals at some parts? (I'm no good at ASCII text writing)
  2. A: "Can I take it"?! Of cource you can! /me gives map to Marsmallows'R'Us to So'lide Q: Remember So'lide, don't trade the map for pies. It's the only copy we got! Whos coming with So'lide?
  3. Read the poll and please vote!
  4. A: Yes, while were there we can steal some orbiting satellites and use it for the MTA servers. Q: Now, where’s the power outlets to plug the pc’s in?
  5. A: I found a 250,000 mile pipe which is stealing air from Earth. A: What do we do about pc's?
  6. Maybe you have Anti-aliasing on full with other stuff?
  7. These jokes may contain some adult contents! A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend." 'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out." "That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?" "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, **Bad Dog** " A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?" This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts." The doctor says, "OK.Touch your elbow." The guy touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, says "Touch your head." The guy touches his head and jumps in agony.The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the guy touches he hurts like hell.The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with Xrays, etc. and tells the guy to come back in two days. Two days later the guy comes back and the doctor says "We've found your problem." "Oh yeah? What is it?" "You've broken your finger!" There was a Latino man looking for job. The boss asked, " Do you speak English?" "Yes, Senor," he replied. The boss continued, "I will test your comprehension, make a sentence with these three words: Green, pink and yellow." The Latino man laughed, "That's easy, Senor. Here it is: The phone GREENS, I PINK it up and say YELLOW" A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex, mystery The prize winning essay read: "My God!" said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?" A yuppy opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppy was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he whined. "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaad...", replied the yuppy, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "where's my Rolex???!!!!!" Man: I went to jail once, it was very hard for my family. I could never pass go... Post your lame/funny/crap jokes here!
  8. A: Yes! Crazy glue and tissue boxxes should work fine! Q: Now, what happanes if some alieans land here and capture our base?
  9. A: Q: Sent him back to Earth or to the Moon?
  10. Lággy

    Pipe Maze

    Join the club. Btw, nice screens.
  11. The problem could be 3 things. 1. Your computer is crap. 2. You have a lot of repairs and nos pickups in one place. 3. You could have over 100 checkpoints within your screen.
  12. A: Maybe, they each have there ups and downs with cpu's. Q: 3 pm, lets go! Btw, whos driving the BlokkerMobile?
  13. What would be edited for a mooning drive-by? The animation or the model?
  14. That's a hydra crash (80% sure). I don't know why the exploded hydra model doesn't show. Btw, thanks eAi.
  15. Ok, heres what I would like for the map editor. Map rule options, DM (last player wins), Cops n' robbers (team DM), freeroam (no rules), normal race (checkpoint race). The rules are selected for the map type. Map editor tools, a copier (copies selected objects and the area between the objects) and a model editor (editing objects) The tools here would be useful for mappers if they are creating custom maps. Map editor suggestions, object spawn times (timed object to appear/disappear at a custom time), object gravity (i.e., for rocks to start with gravity instead of floating in the air until touched), pickup times (timed pickups to appear/disappear at a custom time), moving/rotating objects (i.e., to set a road to rotate 360* at X speed), timed barrels (i.e., set exploding barrel to blow up at XX XX time), object limit meter on screen (showing total amount of objects with-in the 600x600 area and how many objects left with-in the area) If you want more detail on any of the suggestions, just ask.
  16. It's to "primarily assist with synchronisation and packet timings". I like what JonChappell said, "I think the best thing would be for the MTA team to write their own frame limiter at 30 FPS"
  17. I too have this lockup problem (I have a feeling it's the cigar/bottle in cj's hand). The only way I get out of it is when I press the windows logo and L (it logs out). Saves me from restarting.
  18. Maybe a object meter (showing total amount of objects with-in the 600x600 area and how many objects left with-in the area) on the side of the screen will help mappers know the limits.
  19. I agree with him. I think that each player should get 3 lives (3 respawns) or they will start back in the beginning. Also, could there be a option to spectate insted of respawning? Thanks
  20. For jokes! I'm surprised they didn't give him a dildo in his hand.
  21. Hi I was playing a game using the race mod 1.1 and in the map, there is car pickups which respawn every 300 seconds. I timed out and re-entered the game and the pickups (which takes 300 seconds to respawn) were there. I got them and ask people if they saw the pickups. They said no. My point is that mta pickups are not synced. Please sync them in the future!
  22. Final version! (for now unless it has a bug ) I fixed the spawning position (everybody has the same chance of finnishing first) and made it have the 2 checkpoints like on the first version. Enjoy! Get it here!
  23. Very well made! I would call it pro! It's nice, ***** stars!
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