Lággy

I've been wanting to make a mario kart battle mode type of death match map. Maybe I'll sign up.

A: Yeah. Q: Due to the fact that Nos didn't answer the question, I'll rephase the question. Who wants to play Hide and Seek?

A: Sauce. Q: Can I have some chips with my burger, please Nosgoth?

Yeah, BrophY's stuff is pretty cool. I also like the first one.

A: lim has no poles outside the unit circle. Q: What ever happaned to nuking LA or world domination?

It's a bit of a trick to skipping the intro screens. First, open mta. While it's loading, press the windows logo button a few times. This will cancel gta going to full screen. When mta is minimized, press right click on mta 4 times then left click 4 times. Wait 5 seconds and then you will go strait to the menu. If you load the map editor, you will see mta with peds and if you’re lucky, traffic! I’m sure this would explain why the editor glished.

A: Ask sick people. Q: I think we running out of fuel. What/Who should we chuck in the fuel tank first?

I was just doing my map and guess what happaned? I forgot to save and the editor glished! F@#$ing great! Just great... What I'm now doing to do is contiune working on the map until it's done. Anyway, the purses of this post it to tell people that it wont be done by tomorrow. Maybe next week (thinkin' next Sunday) because I got school, family stuff and crap like that. Sorry.

A: Yeah. *laggy turns flashlight on and points it on the sun dial* Q: We leave anytime. Everybody ready?

The 'OH NOES'? Yeah. It will be outside cluckn' bell (get it?). Anyway, heres one easter egg. While editing the map, I found this. Yeah, people in mta. Once, even cars! And one time (while playing on the net), they chased me! I didn't know where to put this image because I was lazy and I didn't want to find a topic for these things.

I kinda have a "funny" pic that I did. This pic has about 1000 words about Russell Crowe. Every time I see that mobile phone (cell phone) in Crowe's glove, I lol.

A: My personal sun dial. Just wait untill sunrise. Q: Anybody got a flashlight?

Jesus! I thought redoing a map wasnt going to be hard. Anyway, I've done 1/3 of the map and should be all done by the end of sunday. I got around 5 easter eggs already and there will be more.

A: I did?! I thought the book was called "Vietnamese guide to speaking Engrish" Q: WTF! Why is the hobo on the bus?

A: Yeah, if you gave them some milk and crackers Q: I found the nitro button! It's on Spitfire's nose. Is the nitro button suppose to be red and bloody? (if yes, I'm way ahead of you!) Yes Spitfire, you can tease me

Starting over is the hardest part. Looks like a long weekend for laggy . But its worth it. 1, I'm going to replace the land because its not very flat. 2, move all the houses to be level with the land change 3, add the easter eggs again 4, put more easter eggs (thats right, laggys got a brand new bag!) 5, fix the bugs again 6, drink some coffee because it's going to be a very very long weekend. 7, add a drag strip, boat blast area, monster stunt track, ngr wall riding track and other sh*t like that if I get the time. 8, do a f@#$ing BETA test and do more stuff to it because it "needs stuff". 9, BETA test again until the players are p*ssed off at you 10, release to the slack public! 11, play with other players and take the abuse about the map. 12, put my head in a microwave because I found out that this is a waste of time Oh yeah, if your feeling a bit peckish. Try me! P.S: Hey, this should be a priceless joke. Kick ass gaming computer : $1100 GTA SA : $50 Internet connection : $20 Getting abuse about your crap maps on mta : Priceless

Ok, I just deleted my copy by a misstake and I went to get a back up copy from one of the guys. It turns out that they over written their copy of my version and nobody has the backup ! Yeah, looks like you wont be seeing the easter eggs I put in. Anyway, I learnt something. ALWAYS BACKUP!!!

Thanks man. Works faster.

A: Yeah, just in case. Q: 1 Cheese filled crust pizza, 1 suit (for jigga), 1 bag of peanuts, some %%%%%%, 5 bottles of coke *sniff sniff*, some deoderant for brophy and a better internet connection for me . Now where would I get some %%%%%%?

A: Yeah, let me just put that on my list. Q: 1 Cheese filled crust pizza, 1 suit (for jigga) and 1 bag of peanuts. Anything else?

I've done a few easter eggs in the map I've fixed a few road misstake, added a water area for boat shootouts and made only 1 tank changer which never comes back (tank battles can take forever). I made the bmxring park more fun by adding walls (to wall ride). The map so far is turning out quite good, it's like a better version of freeroam.

I've done a few easter eggs in the map I've fixed a few road misstake, added a water area for boat shootouts and made only 1 tank changer which never comes back (tank battles can take forever). I made the bmxring park more fun by adding walls (to wall ride). The map so far is turning out quite good, it's like a better version of freeroam.

A: Yeah, the more the marrier. Q: /me "borrows" a tv and puts in on the table. What channel?

A: Yeah, the more the marrier. Q: /me "borrows" a tv and puts in on the table. What channel?

People pay good money for dick. Maybe I'll get the scissors out.