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A: That's a bit cruel. We could destroy every pie-making factory on Earth. That would kill him.

Q: Should we go on thy quest?

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a: NOES! We need the pies too. However, we COULD make the crusts with PEANUT OIL, a vile substance to which our dear Solide, is most sadly, alergic

Q: All in favor of this newley proposed peanuty venture? :shock:

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A: Hmm, never use peanuts, everyone is alergic these days, if you open a packet of peanuts, people in a 5mile radius slam to the floor jabbing themselves with adrenaline

Q: Should we use cyanide instead?

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A: * Lággÿ checks the MTA fridge...

Ok, I found some gum, pie crums and a fridge magnet.

Q: Who will get us some food from the supermarket?

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A: Its ok, u only had a fraction of the money, i have the rest where you and your pie fetish cant reach

Q: So, whats on the shopping list?

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A: Its paul and his soiled underpants

Q: Why does paul think we should buy a ham powered ship when we already got one in orbit?

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A: Because the ship in orbit didn't have a bathroom. I say we build a ship with 50 rooms (for everybody posting here) and a bathroom in each room.

Q: All for the ham powered ship?

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A: No, because i have a king porksword

Q: Should we get the 50 room one but just have the normal crew go again?

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A. The size of you will fill half of those seats up by a double, i suggest more ;-p

Q. Who wants to drive?

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