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[KFC]KungFu Jacker

[KFC]KungFu

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This will be brief because I need to be inspired

And your silly simple rhymes are just cliche and tired

You don't own a gun and you have never smoked you load

Plus why post your picture when you look like a toad?

You never play this game, Come to party you're thru

Do you even own the game? I think the game owns you

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you guys all talk like your thugs,

all you need is a bunch of hugs.

you talk like an old hag,

only suiting considering your a fag.

you talk like you have a friend,

in reality your just trying to blend.

could someone please explain,

how the fuck does he think he has a brain.

you keep on asking me to give you your due,

and all iv got to say is fuck you.

you act like a child and i think your still young,

so i guess il leave u alone for now kung.

hell your dumbass is probably so stoned,

you dont even realize you just got OWNED.

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[KFC]KungFu Jacker

[KFC]KungFu

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you guys all talk like your thugs,

all you need is a bunch of hugs.

you talk like an old hag,

only suiting considering your a fag.

you talk like you have a friend,

in reality your just trying to blend.

could someone please explain,

how the fuck does he think he has a brain.

you keep on asking me to give you your due,

and all iv got to say is fuck you.

you act like a child and i think your still young,

so i guess il leave u alone for now kung.

hell your dumbass is probably so stoned,

you dont even realize you just got OWNED.

/me can't think of anything to rhyme with douchechills... ugh

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=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an Pimp

=AA=\/\/heeL(V)an

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You hate me cause you aint me, Hop off my dick

All that shit talk...but in the server you got owned up real quick

Truth hurts lame :o and you are nothing but bitches

So you lame and you cry whaaaa “KFC used Glitches”

Noones buying it, stop trying it, I made you look dumb

Now you follow me around drooling with your mouth full of cum

Im ThaGrip, King Kung, KungLoa, KungPow, KungFu

Your pissed cause I own,,,You don’t know what to do

Just sit back, watch and learn as I widen the Gap

Between KFC and some gangs that were good a ways back

When you read this you’ll whine and say that Im lame

I’ll just point and laugh cause,, I didn’t mention your name

you guys all talk like your thugs,

all you need is a bunch of hugs.

you talk like an old hag,

only suiting considering your a fag.

you talk like you have a friend,

in reality your just trying to blend.

could someone please explain,

how the fuck does he think he has a brain.

you keep on asking me to give you your due,

and all iv got to say is fuck you.

you act like a child and i think your still young,

so i guess il leave u alone for now kung.

hell your dumbass is probably so stoned,

you dont even realize you just got OWNED.

....you decide... although it's pretty obvious to me which one is the "owner" :lol:

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you guys all talk like your thugs,

all you need is a bunch of hugs.

you talk like an old hag,

only suiting considering your a fag.

you talk like you have a friend,

in reality your just trying to blend.

could someone please explain,

how the fuck does he think he has a brain.

you keep on asking me to give you your due,

and all iv got to say is fuck you.

you act like a child and i think your still young,

so i guess il leave u alone for now kung.

hell your dumbass is probably so stoned,

you dont even realize you just got OWNED.

....you decide... although it's pretty obvious to me which one is the "owner" :lol:

its pretty obvious to me to 8)

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kung keeps asking me to jump off his dick,

damn funny considering hes a chick.

he keeps telling me im ripping off his content,

kinda funny considering that isnt my intent.

i dont need anything of his to be made,

he just needs to get out and get laid.

i think he cares to much about this game,

so much that it just gets insane.

i have trouble understanding these little rhymes of his,

explains why his mouth is dripping from so much jizz.

some people just dont have any wit,

hell kungs so dumb he should commit.

i try to deal with kungs buisiness,

but hes so ignorant sometimes its hard to express.

i know that all arent created alike,

so do us all a favor and take a nice long hike.

i dont need you telling me how to run my gang,

so keep all your worthless slang.

i think that your just a hater,

thats why i will always be greater.

you like to talk about how kfc is so great,

i think you need to find urself a fucking date.

id wonder if u could reply but ur probably to busy getting boned,

so il tell you now that you just got OWNED.

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[KFC]KungFu Jacker

[KFC]KungFu

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Extra Extra Read all about it

Zircon stole our forum and deathb allowed it

He wants you to believe he was taking a nap

but I got a Pic of Zirc with DBs head in his lap

No way that could hurt us we have nothing to fear

Don't believe me? Well get it for yourself right here

I don't give a fuck cause to me it's funny

They just published my book "GangLeading for dummies"

Read up you stupid faggot, I still doesn't matter

If you want proof take a peak at the KFC laddar

And please stop rhyming you suck at it, it's not right

Like seeing your Grandma stripping on amatuer night

Your speak and spell rhymes are corny, phony and lame

You always try to copy me but never do it the same

Now if I was as lame as you I would work in say... moaned

Just so I could finish you up with the word...OWNED :roll:

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extra extra kungs a fag

look at him comin in here trying to brag

all i hear from him is ra ra ra

its like bitch GET A BRA

he thinks he knows what went on

kinda funny considering his mind is gone

he tries to tell me i wasnt doing this or doing that

like he actually has a means to combat

so heres my reply to kung the great

go find yourself a fucking date

you think you know what went down

dont be such a fucking clown

you never even bothered to listen

probably to busy doing men

so il tell you now and right here

i want you to get the fuck outa here

your rhymes are stupid they make no sense

hell i dont even see any suspense

you keep on repeating the same shit

only goes to prove you have no wit

id like to you get off those dicks

what you should be doing is managing your own clit

your such a pussy and everyone knows it

thats why whenever someone wants some they ask you to blow it

you get down on your knees and volunteer

and im like bitch GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE

im tired of all your stupid shit

go suck on a dick you fucking chick

you like to tell me how your so right

i dont blame you tho your not all that bright

kinda funny how your next rhyme will probably be postponed

because bitch you just got OWNED

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Extra Extra Read all about it

Zircon stole our forum and deathb allowed it

He wants you to believe he was taking a nap

but I got a Pic of Zirc with DBs head in his lap

No way that could hurt us we have nothing to fear

Don't believe me? Well get it for yourself right here

I don't give a fuck cause to me it's funny

They just published my book "GangLeading for dummies"

Read up you stupid faggot, I still doesn't matter

If you want proof take a peak at the KFC laddar

And please stop rhyming you suck at it, it's not right

Like seeing your Grandma stripping on amatuer night

Your speak and spell rhymes are corny, phony and lame

You always try to copy me but never do it the same

Now if I was as lame as you I would work in say... moaned

Just so I could finish you up with the word...OWNED :roll:

OWNED... lol :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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i sit in my chair, chronic smoke in the air

but honestly death, stfu up cuz we JUST DONT CARE

tallies are in and the results are right thurr

you have no friends so get the fck outta hurr

yer writin lotsa checks that ya ass cant cash

maybe u could cash em if ya took that dick out ya ass

speakin of d1cks, get off kungfu's

ching chang wow wung wu

i dun even know u but death f*ck you

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here we have another of the wannabe thugs

didnt your parents teach you not to do drugs

looking at your pic you look like a fag

i wouldnt be suprised if you wore kfcs tag

you just rode kfgs dick pretty hard

i know now why everyone thinks your a tard

if you want to try and slam me make it good

dont they teach u anything in ur wannabe hood

i think that as a child you were very confused

thats why your willing to be used

dont bother denying what i just said

your just about as gay as the rest of this damn thread

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[KFC]KungFu Jacker

[KFC]KungFu

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i sit in my chair, chronic smoke in the air

but honestly death, stfu up cuz we JUST DONT CARE

tallies are in and the results are right thurr

you have no friends so get the fck outta hurr

yer writin lotsa checks that ya ass cant cash

maybe u could cash em if ya took that dick out ya ass

speakin of d1cks, get off kungfu's

ching chang wow wung wu

i dun even know u but death f*ck you

lol

laugh.. owned.. ignored.. biggup Clip :wink:

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here we have another of the wannabe thugs

didnt your parents teach you not to do drugs

looking at your pic you look like a fag

i wouldnt be suprised if you wore kfcs tag

you just rode kfgs dick pretty hard

i know now why everyone thinks your a tard

if you want to try and slam me make it good

dont they teach u anything in ur wannabe hood

i think that as a child you were very confused

thats why your willing to be used

dont bother denying what i just said

your just about as gay as the rest of this damn thread

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[KFC]KungFu Jacker

[KFC]KungFu

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I said I was done but I'll come back one time

It's an insult to Biggie that you call that a rhyme

You lame ass fag, you lost again and you can't rap

Like me comparing you to Tyson after I give you a slap

Enough already it's over, Stop it you're thru

Go back to your grouphome and wipe up some poo

Gangwar, owned, Forum owned, Rhyme thread? Yes

What's next? You wanna go lose at some chess?

You can't measure up to Fu Papa, your pure CaCa

Even Rock fans can see I rocked your clock, ha ha

It's too easy, owning you go get a lawyer and sue

even strangers that are here are saying fuck you

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i have to admit that that rhyme was the definition of suck

on your next one im inclined to wish you better luck

you keep talking about how your the man

go back and run your joke of a clan

you started kfc as a joke and it still is

clean your mouth of all that fizz

go back to grade school with those rhymes

and maybe if your lucky youl get something worth my time

i dont know why im responding to that dumbass rap

id much rather take a crap

just because you get owned dont take it out on me

go give some more head for free

you think that your raps are so great

it just goes to prove that your not strait

you can come up with a reply if you wish

but take it from me you cant dish

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BleednKuntz

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I see two leaders rappin and braggin

Slappin, dawgin and bangin

Some talk about smokin

Some talk about tokin

All I see is ego's floatin

All this rhymin is wack

Just to talk a little smack

Cause I suck y'all

Gonna give me flak

Just one more thing to say

And the last is

140 million sperm

And you were the fastest?

Your daddy's should have left

Your tadpole ass swimming down the mattress

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