Si|ent Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 (edited) P.L.A.S.T.A-Pleasant light Amusing Special Thread Addicts Welcome people, to the brand new still shrink-wrapped PLASTA thread. Thought I'd start fresh, and post rules, members etc etc. PLASTA is one of the newest gangs in MTA (started 10 minutes ago and i would say only second to GM (Goodness ME!), and since GM is non-existant (pun not understood) i guess that makes Plasta the shortest-running gang in MTA history. The group is made up of the MTA regulars and jokers. Entry is not on an INVITE ONLY basis (see below for members details =) Moderators/developers if they wish to join can if they like, as long as they are funny. Speak to anyone you like to apply =) Our aim is basically to have a lot of fun. Don't take this group at all seriously, as we all crack more funnies than the rest of the forums combined =) Currently the members are as follows GangLeaders MrBump Winston Churchill Groucho Marx [pig] Pusher "honorary leader" (cos he knows nothing about this) Members - in no particular order Benny Hill *Honorary* John Cleese Eric Morecombe *Honorary* Spike Milligan *Honorary* Eric Idle (we have the best Erics) Terry Gilliam (every group needs a straight-man) Ben Elton Michael Palin (overseas correspondant) Peter sellers *Honorary* John Belushi *Honorary* John Candy *Honorary* *Honorary* status means that the member has been inactive (dead) for some time, once they start posting again we will be calling for the exorcist but in the meantime they will go back to being active members. Now the all-star list above may be in other groups... people in PLASTA are allowed to be in anything else they want. Even if its not funny. Dentistry for example. ALLYS - Loyal allys of P.L.A.S.T.A Ally McGraw Ally McCall Ally McBeal Dark Ally with a banana skin half way down it. Our official skin will be the guy in drag, and the car of choice anything with comedy value, a clowns collapsable car for instance. Our vehicle choices in VC will be the MrWhoopie, Baggage handler, Golf Buggy and the dingy. One for each Ally. Our VC skins of choice will probably be that Guy in stockings, panties, and little else ;-P The gang is purely on an anyone can join basis. Gang members shall have no say about new entrants etc unless its 'damn that new guy is funny/not funny/too intelligent for me to follow his posts please can you translate it for me'. (Don't PM me or MrClinton with possible candidates - We dont care, we have no topic in IRC) Some entry provisos are that you are funny in the forums and/or irc, have a minimum of ZERO posts and not tell unfunny jokes of lameness RULES Dont Piss Basil Brush off =P Don't piss anyone else off by being nasty, do it by veing funny(especially the other moderators and developers) Don't Spam the forums (no thread excluded =) Don't flame (at all =) make genuinely funny comments about other gangs (we will beat them on the battlefield, and then joke them into submission, off of it =) Anything else anyone can think of that no-one can be bothered to post =) Once again, this is not overly serious... we are here as a bit of a laugh, but we will at times (if provoked - not a smart move =) enter the fray as a gang, out to smash all oppostion etc etc etc (insert usual rant about how good we are. 'blah blah blah') The official P.L.A.S.T.A channel is NON EXISTANT on irc.multitheftauto.com, just make one and be merry everyone =) And be warned people... as of 20/10/03, we own about 0% of the forums =) - so total forum dominance is highly unlikely P.L.A.S.T.A - Owning all your base since MTA:VC0.2! WARNING - P.L.A.S.T.A is right for everyone, may cause dementia, hallitosis, forum flames, spontaneous combustion, skitzophrenia, spam, addiction, ebola, the need to read webcomic archives religiously, sars and haemerroids (all at the same time). Please consult a psychologist and your talking pets before trying P.L.A.S.T.A or any other gang substitute.... Deskfuck and GoatApult are both registered trademarks and/or phrases of someone apparently and licensed for use by P.L.A.S.T.A members Edited October 22, 2003 by Guest Link to comment
Guest Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 lol @ your members, and allies list. is this gang for real? i mean comon lol ally mcbeal as an ally Link to comment
SM xenex Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 HEY!!Dont insult or lower other gang , especially new ones, just say : I hope your gang wll take of and become the best one(even if you dont mean it)good luck lol. Link to comment
Guest Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 I hope your gang wll take of and become the best one hehe xenex, stop stealin my lines Link to comment
Si|ent Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 * Ponders if some people think irony is something made out of heavy metal, and sarcasm is a deep hole that sarrs victims are pushed into * Link to comment
Guest Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 * Ponders if some people think irony is something made out of heavy metal * it isnt? damn u bump, u confuse me Link to comment
Ransom Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Ok I think bump has officialy announced he is using crack. Congrats Oh, btw, ARE YOU GLAD?! I murdered my sig Link to comment
me Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 I feel this gang is a combination of late nights, drug use, and general insanity on Bump's part. I decree that I am now part of PLASTA. me - Honorary member of PLASTA AND GIMME MY DAMN GOATAPULT BACK! Link to comment
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Yeah I'm PLASTA'erd. im gonan have to agree with my good friend gulag here =D Link to comment
TwwIX Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 I guess this is why u left us. tsk tsk tsk tsk...sigh* tsk tsk tsk tsk Link to comment
xerox Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 well i guess imitation is the best form of flattery Link to comment
[xNet]DrDre Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 PLASTA ME! Ill join, in the sewers of death Link to comment
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 I feel this gang is a combination of late nights, drug use, and general insanity on Bump's part. really? damn now he has an excuse to do what he does......... i think bump is missing some happiness from his like... so il brigten it up :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: did that help??? excellent Link to comment
xerox Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 why do i see the word PLASTA'D in the above psychadellia youve been PLASTA'D 'n BLASTA'D or PLASTA'D by BLASTA - either way im sure bump was plastered when he did this ;-P Link to comment
SM Chaoswolf Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 OH GOOD GOD I just had an Epileptic seizer from JohnnyBlaze's post!!! Link to comment
Si|ent Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Welcome to our new members John Belushi and John Candy, that makes three johns, possibly more than any other gang. Link to comment
Si|ent Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Breaking news Groucho may be leaving us, due to his 'I wouldnt want to be part of any group that would want me to be a member' policy. Chris Farley is waiting in the wings to take his place if this happens. Although his demands of a constantly stocked box of banana sandwiches may cause ruptions in the ranks. Link to comment
[xNet]DrDre Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 really... farley rules.. Link to comment
xerox Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 bumpo marx also seems to have taken a similar policy =) What about monty python himself? - thought he may have been in there Link to comment
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 WHAT ABOUT THE SIMPSONS Link to comment
xerox Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 depends if bump wants pseudo-human cartoons in there or not Link to comment
Si|ent Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 The Three Stooges where of course approached, however they where too busy turning around with large planks of wood and repeatedly knocking each other over to reply. Link to comment
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