Ransom

(p.s don't get pissed off about the n word, I did take those lyrics from a song and changed some of them )

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I suspect vote stuffing

Who's that dumpin' out that window hoo riding[Ransomm] nobody survives when - I got my steel up Throwing my shit up pulling the trigga What the fuck you lookin' at, *****[whistle] True blue when I bust - Leavin' bodies hangin' like the tongue of my chucks Chalk another one, homicidal in the G ride I swear I'm killing every ***** standing outside letting 'em have it with my double barrel sawed off I'm smoking everybody *****, *******, and all Stretch 'em out in broad daylight, ********* the witnesses eyes big as golf balls from the funny cigarettes, as the sun frowns on my forehead I sweat murder, murder which makes me a walking dead man man bringing more bad news than shlepp rock when I bust shots, Ransom keeps the hammer cocked

If you want an idea of the big gangs, check here: http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=4304 If you want more up-to-date info (like for instance our VCP post was way back when DeathB was the leader of VCP), find their individual gang topics

/me put a grenade inside bills car for fun

* Ransom slaps the teeth outta rob * Rob86_Server isnt wearing teeth O_o saves blood circulation to my brain, i can always drink my food rob must me over 80 years old then ty blenders! * [sM]Boss looks at the teeth stuck in a c00k * Ransom pisses in the food rob put in the blender * Rob86_Server drinks up mmm, salty !stats haha <[sM]Boss> lmao o m g * Ransom puts in quotes

http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=ED32A2F0-5207-11D8-907E-B3EE4054966E hahahahahaha

Damn! So you have the ability to ghost DeathB at any given time? crap I would love to have that!

/me sits in the corner eating some pie saying "eh... whats going on?"

<[VCA]Loendal> How about if we hang Ransom by his toes and peel his skin off with a dull knife? O_o ok get the knife none of that gay shit in here gf

Those guys scare me... the look like the real life version of the Mr. Clean guy (in his younger years of course) btw, for the clueless "Mr. Clean" is the name of a mopping liquid, where a guy named mr. clean is printed on every label

lol... we are VICE CITY cops man... we don't take no shit. EVERYONES a criminal in Vice City

Post some links to some funny flash films, real videos, etc. Some starters: Link to some funny flash films, real videos, etc. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/floppy.php < A surprise http://oddfreakperson.com/mario_twins.htm Mario Twins http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gollum.php Towers are the players http://oddfreakperson.com/sleepy_kittens.htm Wake up my sleepy friend http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/starwarz.php Starwars gangsta rap

No G I can't rap you gonna start talkin crap? I'm gonna lay you flat with my gat

*points to post above* *points to sig* well VCP is a gang/clan for your info

oh I wish I had an emoticon to display how much I laughed

what codec does this use?

I'd say if ANYTHING should be argued its the stubby... IF anything

hehe sticky? Sweet Ok this is from the "2 player?" topic here: http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=6402 I mention it because its gotta be the most hilarious mood swing I have ever witnessed: SM|Gamefreak said: From super-pissed flamer to nice helpful computer consultant! LMAO

Go to the sleep and fuck motel. FUCK, go home, drink some mr.pibb, smoke a cigarette, and fuck a whole lot more.

Ransom and Firefox

Just a funny convo I was reading silently: * silentD slaps a Sick dick lol ;D dont slap yo dick silentD yo..who has a good server for mta that isn't fuckin full * Black_Dragon slaps silentD with a wet odd green dildo * sick slaps silentD with his dick... <{TLK}Nikl245> no ips !!! penis is giood IRCMonkey: quakenet <{TLK}Nikl245> ;P EDIT! ADDON! * rebel blows the chan * Ransom puts on quote wall

I'm pissed off because of all the whining bastards around MTA

A LOTTA PEOPLE said: oh yeah, I forgot so I'll ask again, why is xenex's name blue in stats? Cause I told the stats he's male I think thats the reason lmao lmao no really! u lied i must know whyyyyyyy everyone wants to know well I think it is TvKe gots the hots for xenex ? nevah! haha that was where I was going damn you yea that must be it then My gf is going to stay with me for the weekend since theres no other logical reason =P I gotta pick her up tomorrow well, hmm today (2AM now:P) is gf = gamefreek =P TvKe fancies GF! GF = Girl Friend