Ransom

well it said fav song lyrics allowed...

Nah nah nah I'm gonna slash and gash cut another hole in your ass spill blood on the walls and play tennis with ur balls if the phone rings, dont answer the call I'ma slit your throat fuck you like a goat peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat I'm a dirty surprise I'll scrape out both of your eyes nah nah nah nah scrape the knees off your thighs leave your carcass for flies because everyone who meets up with me in the end, eventually dies I'm the last thing you see hang you from a tree scare the shit out of you and watch you pee I'm gonna slice and dice cause murders my vice stab you once, twice, maybe even thrice carve initials in your liver make you quiver the liver, yeah that would be nice I'll disect your heart rip your entrails apart hack off your head, and thats just the start I make the scary scary movie, make people do they doodie, make them pee up the place when they see my ghostly face You better keep alert or you'll be sleepin in the dirt I got a PHD to use my cobra Rei I make you yell and squeel once I turn you into a veil you'll be squirting in your shorts, you'll be squiting gallons and quarts I chop your virgin peeper with my shiny butchers cleaver Make you cry in tears, its music to my ears I cut off your wiener, stick it in a bun, strap on some pickle relish, now we havin fun I'm gonna cleave your girl treat you like a slut mutulate your organs and shove em up your butt Slit you from ear to ear then you know what? I'll slam a beer Saw off your toes, jam em in your nose cut your toungue out, feed it to a trout fry it in a pan, shoot it out my can aim it at your face and you know your place I promise you pain... I'm totally insane... I promise you pain... I'm totally insane...

Quiet!

Most rejections ever Most grapes eaten from a building fastest run while taking a shit fastest run while takin a piss longest run naked most people mooned

haha neither is yours dumbass

Fuck the dog, the dog likes the fucking cock the little bastard. Most time spent tolerating posts a page-scroll long (madboy)

Damn I think this thread isn't going far, barely anyone (at least the vets) remember their first kill. Me personally? Probably just some random poor bastard on an MTA 0.1 Server.

I love it most when you kill them and they say "Ransom you pussy/lamer/n00b" Ok 1. Theres nothing lame about going up and shooting you with a stubby in a gunfight and killing you. What more do you want? You want me to use a hand gun while you hold that pos spaz? Give me a break. 2. You died. So I'm a n00b?

He went into a coma (Real explanation: Just cause you joined a certain day doesn't mean your post count rises, in other words he doesn't automatically always have more posts than me, get it?) I have been giving this one a try... Even if you lose you win btw, Is it less gay to shoot someone in the ass with a dart gun than to be shot? hmm I dont know I tried to make the best out of getting away from the situation and it seems to be workin since I got ya confused

lol I was thinkin of that Most miles on flat tires /me gets in his Cadillac

Hmmm /me starts learning some kinda coding join test in order? O_O Perhaps a call on http://www.gtaforums.com would be good too, lots of pros there.

Naw I do the shooting Most miles ran while flying a kite Most grass picked by hand Most ejaculations theres too many

lamality lmao good one

Think of something good for the Guiness Book of World Records Maybe you'll get in! Ex: Most times shot in the ass with a dart gun

Yea I gave up excuses long, long ago. Just a waste of time. Besides you know all you're tryin to do is convince the other person, but they are always gonna think you're bullshitting so why try? I just re-spawn and kill em so they look stupid after smack talkin Sometimes I can't resist retaliation though like: {ULK}Sucks killed [VCP]Ransom {ULK}Sucks: Dead (later) {[VCP]Ransom killed {ULK}Sucks [VCP]Ransom: Dead. {ULK}Sucks: But you still su {ULK}Sucks has left the game ^ Said exactly as it was said on server (yeah the {ULK}Sucks guy is really someone, not mocking ULK)

/me runs away from MrBill

Oh, well don't feel bad I've edited my posts like what? 1,000,000 times? I know its a disease and I can barely help overcoming it.

Yep... 2 on 1... not fair. There were 2 people in my view so it automatically means they were both trying to kill me only and they were teaming on me. Nope, not fair. I love the kind that make excuses everytime they die (hehe DeathB probably being my favorite).

lol Kent, goes along nicely with my script above

haha kung, you couldn't figure that one out for awhile!

lol I think not rawk, found @ http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?p=88050#88050 i buy my badgers prelubricated so you can keep your grease and of course, rob can't keep away from the quote wall they're just not identified riso is prolly testin 0.4.. i saw him in the dev server w/ 2 names the 0.4 server is empty robs a hoe WAS NO

haha rebel nice

"OMG I WAS TYPING YOU BITCH"

ah ah ah, not everything. I beat him in the destruction derby remember? (Not the first one, I was disqualified. The second one.)

The old stuff is more impressive