You try to type 'asprine' when you're not feeling okay.
You yell 'armour-n00b' at a passing police-officer.
You think you can grind a rail with your bike when you pass one.
You always rapidly lean up when driving your bike.
You always sprint when walking.
You never use sidewalks.
You always neglect any kind of traffic-signs.
You think that you can enter any vehicle as passenger.
You try to enter a car with 26 people.
You think you can fly helicopters.
You think the driver of a car will let his car be stolen without a budge.
You freak out when it starts to snow, since you've never seen it before.