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xerox

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  1. just add the link to ya sig and leave it at that =)
  2. yeah - i remember doing that mission by just driving straight to hospital, but ended up failing on purpose so i could drive drunk some more =P
  3. bleh - this is for gta3, maybe a new version number was in order (only to appease the noobs) ************************ Thread Closed
  4. bah - should lock, but will move to general thread, rob can lock/delete if needed
  5. who created the latest blast thread? in short, ONE THREAD PER GANG
  6. if you downloaded MTAVC in zip file form, the config file is in there =)
  7. as long as you aint wearing one your fine keva =)
  8. lol - im guessing the wd40 is for my bed (see mac hall) yeah - i didnt really know what to get for you, I thought I might let you have your name back... but youve already done it so uh..... hi =P keva gets to see the girlies he puts up as his avatars and sigs IRL =)
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    Paying Gang Members

    it could happen, but not for a while ********************** Thread Closed - its in the wrong section =P =)
  10. change the resolution before you start a game =)
  11. ok boys and girls.... Since its boxing day MrBill: Known as the recovery day for most of us Mrbill and Myself have decided to give a few much-needed xmas pressies to the good (and sometimes bad) people of the MTA community And before i start, yes i did steal the whole idea off little gamers.... so what =P - imitation is the greatest form of flattery! anyway, onto the many gifts i have in my uh.. sack. Lets see... ah - the first gift is a Gang Leader status for KungFuGrip, I gave it to him last week, but I guess he deserved it MrBill: We are also remembering our good friends at GTAt, so for our best buddy dracoblue we give a portable tape recorder So he can play back all the wonderful things he promises us with the next version of GTAt We have a brain for TermNL, all B.L.A.S.T will know why we are giving termnl this, we know the cheerleader we stole it from isnt going to miss it MrBill: But we really wanted to send him a dead cat through the post, The SPCA wernt too impressed when we asked for one MrBill: We also have a heart for MrBump, so he may care a little before he decides to kickban everything in sight Now if termnl gets a brain, and mrbump gets a heart.... I guess that means we have to give the courage to our blasta buddy xenex * Joins: xerox (xerox@p**-n***.akl.****.co.**) * xenex hides nuff said really bill's goat ate the slippers before we got here, so sorry about that folks MrBill: HEY! - i said i was sorry MrBill: Anyway, Back to business, the smiling man Blokker gets a can of whipped cream and a pack of nitrous oxide canisters We don't really care what happens with the whipped cream, we just hope that the nitrous will actually make blokker smile, or god-forbid even 'laugh' MrBill:For 'me'... yeah - the guy on the forums named 'me' we have a straightjacket Actually we have 3 of them, one for uh... 'him' and his other personality(ies?) Next of all we give everyone's favourite MTA player DeathB the fingers ,.|.. ()..|., <-- see, he is smiling =P MrBill: but in the nicest way possible overcourse. Deathb also gets a "Basic guide to nettiquite" book. And finally, the god of MTA himself IJS gets a secret advance copy of GTAt 0.5 - He's been waiting for this longer than anyone, and will probably be spending the next week hacking it for ideas And there you have it.... if we have offended you, too bad... and Merry Xmas MTA, and a happy new year MrBill: From Xerox, myself and the B.L.A.S.T.A Crew =P
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    12 days of MTA

    lol - just like bbspot.com 'Ours go to 13' On the 13th day of MTA, R* gave to me, 13 banned cheaters, 12 stolen cars, 11 spam posts, 10 burnt cars, 9 dead gangsters, 8 S.U.V's, 7 yelling n00bs, 6 Studed tires, 5 GOLDEN BULLETS, 4 offended gangs, 3 keys (kilos) of coke, 2 matching pythons and a dodo through a building i prefer that myself =)
  13. hmm - videos using anything but a clean gta install will be rated low in here i guess
  14. bleh - only 1 of those post-types are tolerated =) ******************** Thread Closed... Merry MTAmass =)
  15. 1.1 is only for those with Geforce FX brand cards, as it is for fixing that glitch in the graphics
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    12 days of MTA

    obviously you dont know the song On the first day of MTA r* gave to me, a dodo through a building On the second day of MTA R* gave to me, 2 matching pythons and a dodo through a building On the third day of MTA R* gave to me 3 keys (kilos) of coke, 2 matching pythons and a dodo through a building On the forth day of MTA, R* gave to me, (i dont know) Just try keep to the format of the song in some way, make your suggestions for days etc and by new years im sure we will have something resembling a shambolic excuse for a song
  17. it should only interfere with the gxt files i believe, and possibly the audio files, dont think they are going to start redesigning it for that (come on r* fix those replays ;-P)
  18. guess this thread served its purpose =) *************************** Thread Closed
  19. well im sure that at some time. draco will release a *nix GTAt server, he would be stupid not to (yes draco, take note ) yeah, and features dont make the mod some of the time (we are hoping this time as well - no pressure eh dracoblue?)
  20. exaclty kung fu In future versions you wont have to worry about this, but since he game isnt syncd on what you see as such. Lower ping means your location is sent to the server more, making your 'gliding' more fluent, and this also therefore makes you easier to hit. Someone on an uber-high ping can still see you move at that same fast pace most of the time, while you will see them jump and teleport so for now, lag is an advantage.... 56kers rejoyce ;-P
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