Black Dragon

*picks up phone* -------SEVEN DAYS------

how about making ur own sounds? like... when a car passes by just do EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and then it sees you and its all like CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and then the guy comes out of hes car like CLUNCH and then hes like slamming the door and its like CTSH and he starts to shoot at you RARRATTATAATATATARTARTATAT ... sorry... lost in the momment..

beh well, ur career (or whatever u spell it) as a pilot SUX!

you dare call the almighty black dragon the... uh... dragon slayer() a NERD!? *throws a D&D doll on madboy*

I NEVER SAW YOU LEAVE THE GROUND SO BACK OFF NEWBIE!

*bieng VERY happy* weeeee! this means full time dodo battles (maybe even wars!) with no n00b interfearance? *jumps up and down like mad boy*

like gtat?

ooh! some good stuff there! few things: money thingy is coo... was that my topic that inspired you? the gun blip.. im curious... dont tell me.. congratiulations eAi for being staff now! i rule. that is all.

summoner - an RPG game, somewhat 3D, hellova lot of quests, very nice story, fine controlls, bad publishing... planscape - the most awsome RPG ever! takes place at the same place as bouldurs gate series (forgotten realms if im not mistaken..), the most amazing story ever, so much mistery and so many things to do, anyway, if you ever see it, GET IT! ITS SUPER RARE!

nob? like a door knob? anyway, goatf*cker, NO ASKING FOR RELEASE DATES! ARE YOU BLIND OR SUMTING?! ITS ALL OVER THE FUCKING FORUM RULES! someone lock this before i gain more heat

dont ask for release dates, its in the forum rules, you havnt read 'em, go read 'em not. -end of topic-

then why dont you keep it out of ase so people dont complain/beg?

most time holding a stick and staring bluntly at a huge nosedrill.. most people holding sticks and staring bluntly at a huge nosedrill while i time them... longest stick in a stick-holding-nosedrill-bluntly-staring competition.... bluntest stare in a stick-holding-nosedrill-bluntly-staring competition..... i think im obsseive to holding sticks and staring bluntly at nosedrills

heh, i once punched my friend in the place in the back thats just under the ribs, and hes all like "HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS!" and guess what i say? thats right! i laugh at him and cleverly shout through all the class "GAHAHAHAHA OWNED YOU N00B!!" oh and btw, he actually sayd "YA BENZONA ZE KA'AV!"... and i actually sayd "GAHAHAHAHA OWNED YOU N00B!!"

gah.. im not talking turning mta into turn based. im talking about adding a gamemode. ive seen it not once that people were saying this game sucks because there are no turns.

ahhh my two favorite excuses.. "DAMNIT SLOTH! you know my screen cant turn that fast " "GODDEMNIT ICY! STOP SHOOTING ME WHEN IM NOT LOOKING!" or even better: "GODDEMNIT ICY! STOP SHOOTING ME BEHIND MY BACK!" this computer (for all of you n00bs its a pIII 450MHz) CANT TURN THAT FAST, and while fighting its kinda hard to look behind you (need to turn my screen... stupid antique...) oh well, the stupid ISP shop doesnt work weekends, so i guess im screwd till sunday...

well, lets talk about the obvious things spectator will kill: It would kill illigal weapons. you spactate a guy running with a spas? no spas server? KICKBANKILL! It will kill warping. you spactate a guy in one location, and 1 sec later, hes on the other part of vice city? KICKBANKILL!! It will kill godmode. we all saw the health place in spactator mode, it gets back to 100? KICKBANKILLKILLKILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now that the cheaters are banned, we can turn to the other GOOD things: spactator mode is the missing piece for LMS game mode, if a guy dies he automaticaly warps(or whatever) to spectator mode, whilest the others see his name on the scoreboard as "dead" or "spectating". if they NOT gonna implant this game mode (and be dumb by it ) then it still would be easy to use in gang wars.. like if someone dies, he MUST go to spectator mode, because when he goes into spectator, the scoreboard goes "spectating".

that was the whole idea . no humor. no humor at all. if u STILL dont get it, ill call you poopiehead. if ur all confused read below. whats related to calling you dummy and a 4 year old explanation? THATS RIGHT! IM TRYING TO ACT FUNNY! F-U-N-N-Y! darn it, people are so undrunk this days..

a bit of windows hacking kills most of windows' dumb and useless processes (like reserving a whole 20% from your internet speed for network, even if you dont got one! )

no dummy. i bumped into mrbump while running senslessly in the room.

you dont know what a hell it is to play solo with a pIII 450Mhz computer. just to leave my good name in peace i was using every f*cken fake nick known to man kind, thats why you never see me on ase or servers in general, usually i dont talk... i also dont draw much attantion because its kinda hard to kill people with a computer like mine (hopfully can play nicely tommarow), so im not being acused cheater much..

vice city engine cant handle more then a certain amount of peds. point clear? back to topic now!

but it is clean! *gets confused* *starts running in circles* *hits mrbump* now what the hell? mrbump? here?

omg that happens to me too anyway, im gonna write a story about an avarage day, but mta style! you wake up in the morning, wandering why are you lying on the bed, instead of the floor at a military base. you understand u must have drank boomshine last night and got back into ocean view hotel. you take all the weapons you picked up during last night. you remember that some of them were scattered around town in some VERY obvious places. as you get outside you wander where's the regular oceanic thats ALWAYS there has gone to. you wander if its a glitch in the matrix... you remember that you were working for some guy on a ship. then you remember that all he told you was to kill as many guys as posible, with no reason. you wander about the guys sanity... then you wander about yours, and imidiatly forget it, as you see a man in some US navy uniform. you shout "OMG! S4yLOR! j00 ARE S4X0R4Z!". the terifyed soldier doesnt understand what the f*ck is going on. he looks confused. you dont remember anyone looking confused ever before. then you reallise what he REALLY IS! you shout "OMG! UPDATE!". the soldier looks even more confused. you run back into ocean view hotel (cleverly camoflaged like an ordinary house), take a pen, and write all over the walls "UPDATE!? WHERE CAN GET I UPDATE J00 S4X0RZ!!!". then the thing hits you. you shout "OMG! OUTO UPDATES! 1337 R0X0RZ!!!11!!11!". you go back down to the street and look for the saylor. hes not there. you shout "OMG! COVVERD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". you continue walking in the empty streets (you dont mind people because there probably not synced). suddenly you see a cop. you think "finnaly, a decent target!". you zigzag-walk towords the cop, expacting he will shoot you on sight. as you can see his face you take out the first gun you can grab on from your pocket. it turns out as a green metally object. you realise its a granade. without notice you throw it at the cop. the cop looks surprised for a moment. then he starts to fall. slowelly he falls. you enjoy any second of it. the cop is now compleately down on the floor. you wait for him to get up for your next and final blow. you look for an another granade, but alas, there is none, but you find something else, you find your handgun. you think "its enough to finish him off". the cop gets up. you shoot. you and the cop look at eachother for a couple of seconds. you understand that the cop is now finished, BUT! he says "are you retarded or something? first you throw a green painted rock at me and now you shoot me with a watergun? have you been drinking?" without thinking you reply "yes sir, boomshine". the cop looks confused. then you get ur third and brightest enlightment today. you shout "HEY U DONT DIE YOU CHEAT! J00 S4X0RZ!". after your mother takes you out of the police celler you reallise you should get out more..

you were asking for it