Guest Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Hello! For new features information http://www.gta-tournament.tk Enjoy Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 - ninety five thousand Players - All Animations synched, even ones rockstar didnt know existed (Tommy masturbating for instance) - five hundred Player Models ingame choosable, including Mickey Mouse, Billy Liar, Captain Unfeasable, General exaggeration - Ingame menu that can be placed OUTSIDE your monitor. take it to the kitchen, the toilet, the garden! - Ingamechat (10Lines+LOG) No need to type or even talk, we use telepathy! - ingame console, YEs a fully functional X-Box INGAME! - Menu in more than 900 languages, many of wich we hired linguists to invent - Scoreboard (+Extra Informations) IT shows the weather in tokyo, the optimum time for a soft boiled egg and MORE! - New speedometer, Shows tyre pressures and what time the local shops shut if you are running low on milk - Ingame, serverlist + WebServerlist lists every single webserver in the world and beyond (Pluto, Vebus, Tau Ceti) - Server [Pasword protected + Remote server Access with WebInterface] so remote even YOU wont know where it is! - Synched Weather/Time choosable and REAL, get wet when it rains! shudder with fear as it thunders, watch your pc become a smokign ruin and visit hospital when struck by lightning - more than one guy in one car, yes, one guy in SEVEN cars at once! - Free cheese with EVERY copy. - Thats right! Gordonzola, Mature chedder, Edam, YOU choose! - Boats that FLY! - no more sticking to the boring water, FLY the boats, OUTSIDE, in REALITY (please note ground clearance may be needed locally to fly up in the sky up there) - Kill ten people and get told the TRUE location of the KING. yes ELVIS! Uhuhuh! - walk_to_point meaning no concern about people shooting you, they will MISS! giving complete game pleasure no die happyness yes! - seventeen BILLION to one hardware compression (Industrial crusher provided by return post) - twenty thousand cars, never have to run to find one again! you are ALWYS on top of one as there is no room left to walk on road I can't wait to play this GTAT will own MTA when these features are working Hey you forgot the unimpressive still picture to prove how great the action will be Link to comment
Cray Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 C'mon now, although hilarious, that isn't right. Locked Link to comment
Si|ent Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Not right at all, this should rest in the annals of history gathering dust. Never to be seen again. Oh bugger I just bumped it though Link to comment
HardCoRe. Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 not locked? rofl. EDIT: - twenty thousand cars, never have to run to find one again! you are ALWYS on top of one as there is no room left to walk on road Link to comment
Toreno Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 ninety five thousand Players- All Animations synched, even ones rockstar didnt know existed (Tommy masturbating for instance) - five hundred Player Models ingame choosable, including Mickey Mouse, Billy Liar, Captain Unfeasable, General exaggeration - Ingame menu that can be placed OUTSIDE your monitor. take it to the kitchen, the toilet, the garden! - Ingamechat (10Lines+LOG) No need to type or even talk, we use telepathy! - ingame console, YEs a fully functional X-Box INGAME! - Menu in more than 900 languages, many of wich we hired linguists to invent - Scoreboard (+Extra Informations) IT shows the weather in tokyo, the optimum time for a soft boiled egg and MORE! - New speedometer, Shows tyre pressures and what time the local shops shut if you are running low on milk - Ingame, serverlist + WebServerlist lists every single webserver in the world and beyond (Pluto, Vebus, Tau Ceti) - Server [Pasword protected + Remote server Access with WebInterface] so remote even YOU wont know where it is! - Synched Weather/Time choosable and REAL, get wet when it rains! shudder with fear as it thunders, watch your pc become a smokign ruin and visit hospital when struck by lightning - more than one guy in one car, yes, one guy in SEVEN cars at once! - Free cheese with EVERY copy. - Thats right! Gordonzola, Mature chedder, Edam, YOU choose! - Boats that FLY! - no more sticking to the boring water, FLY the boats, OUTSIDE, in REALITY (please note ground clearance may be needed locally to fly up in the sky up there) - Kill ten people and get told the TRUE location of the KING. yes ELVIS! Uhuhuh! - walk_to_point meaning no concern about people shooting you, they will MISS! giving complete game pleasure no die happyness yes! - seventeen BILLION to one hardware compression (Industrial crusher provided by return post) - twenty thousand cars, never have to run to find one again! you are ALWYS on top of one as there is no room left to walk on road kung, what a suprise, didn't know you could make such a stupid joke. Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I found the joke quite hilarious Link to comment
orappa Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Er... who keeps unlocking this? Link to comment
Si|ent Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 No idea it's ok unlocked tho. harmless fun and very funny. p.s. I dont think kung made the site, merely quoted it. Link to comment
orappa Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 i thought mr.bump left Nah, he had problems with his internet connection. Link to comment
Toreno Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 No idea #Crazyit's ok unlocked tho. harmless fun and very funny. p.s. I dont think kung made the site, merely quoted it. because its about gtat, if somebody would make such a joke about mta, he will be flamed, and the topic locked(and maybe even a warning). and i checked the link, its fake Link to comment
orappa Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Well, I did lock it but it was unlocked again Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 not really lance, but sure, go on being a total idiot Link to comment
Si|ent Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Lance if somebody re-awakened a genuinely funny thread that ribbed mta 0.3 (which is about the same era as this post was originally) on the gtat forums then I asure you no-one from the team would be bothered and certainly wouldnt 'flame' But, if Draco himself objects then of course steps can be taken, but from my conversations with him he seemed to have a quite developed sense of humour and one would hope this is still so Link to comment
HardCoRe. Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 not really lance, but sure, go on being a total idiot lol. anyways, that aside...kung may have made the site, because the .TK domain posted was never claimed..meaning.. he would know the real domain and the acual joke... w/e kung is alot less serious in the time ive been on KFC ts, and that was like a month ago lol. he might have done it, but i wouldnt hold it against him Link to comment
Toreno Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 oh ok. not really lance, but sure, go on being a total idiot no, im not an idiot, the only difference between this and some other topics, is that its a joke. maybe i should correct myself, some ppl (like you sadboy) flame other mods, but when somebody else flames mta, they get mad(you don't like it when somebody flames mta, so you gotta understand that other ppl don't like it when you flame other mods, in stead of posting useless and stupid comments fool). this is the general idea, thank god this topic is just a joke, and draco doesn't mind, i misunderstood the topic, thanks for clearing it up mrbump(offcourse i knew it was a joke, but it did sound kinda sarcastic, and i thought the point was to bash gtat, since a lot of ppl on this forum do that). Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 oh ok. not really lance, but sure, go on being a total idiot no, im not an idiot, the only difference between this and some other topics, is that its a joke. maybe i should correct myself, some ppl (like you sadboy) flame other mods, but when somebody else flames mta, they get mad(you don't like it when somebody flames mta, so you gotta understand that other ppl don't like it when you flame other mods, in stead of posting useless and stupid comments fool). this is the general idea, thank god this topic is just a joke, and draco doesn't mind, i misunderstood the topic, thanks for clearing it up mrbump(offcourse i knew it was a joke, but it did sound kinda sarcastic, and i thought the point was to bash gtat, since a lot of ppl on this forum do that). see? you are an idiot. i don't mind someone flaming mta, it's their choice of missing the great experience and if you even took the effort of checking everything i said, you would've seen that i never flamed gta:c, and why? cause it looks prety promising so first get your facts right kid Link to comment
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