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Death Test (sure you wanna know?)


dark_vegeta2003

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It said 38% Death from Cancer.. Gee, under the "Do any of your relatives suffer from.." One of my aunts died from cancer, so I checked that.

Wow, I wonder how they figured out 38% of Cancer? :?

Oh, and a sense of humor isn't something you want to see on a DeathTest.

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i have hairy nipples and im proud of it...i have a 2 inche hair growing beside mah nipple and aint gunna cut it tell it reaches 5 inches....im serious when i say this also im gunna die when im 61 either frum cancer or homicide YEA and im only 15 YEA w00t

Posted

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 3, 2059

at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)

Cancer (22%)

Suicide (11%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

Horrible Accident (6%)

Contagious Disease (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Posted

Im not gonna die, im gonna be frozen and then un-frozen in the year 2500 where I can then be transported to a Backwards Universe were I de-age and then got back to Reality and get set out into the Wild like that bloke Tin Tin...

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