share those 'that was too funny' mta moments

[CoZ]

anything guys

from logfiles

[15:36:02] CHAT: TFC|DmA: type !dma

[15:36:07] CHAT: |SlowRide.: !dma

[15:36:12] CHAT: TFC|DmA:

[15:36:18] CHAT: TFC|DmA: damn ;[[

[15:36:21] CHAT: MaTtY: fuck

[15:36:22] ADMINPM: c to MaTtY: Automessage: There is no hot coffee mod here

[15:36:22] CHAT: |SlowRide.: ?

[15:36:22] ADMINPM: c to MaTtY: ..... So stop fucking around !!

[15:36:22] CHAT: TFC|DmA: me only ;[

[15:36:27] CHAT: TFC|DmA: !dma

[15:36:27] ADMINCHAT: c: Hey TFC|DmA ,slow down a bit

[15:36:29] CHAT: TFC|DmA:

[15:36:30] FREEZE: 'TFC|DmA' frozen by Remote Admin 'c' (ID: 0)

[15:36:31] MUTE: 'TFC|DmA' muted by Remote Admin 'c' (ID: 0)

[15:36:40] UNFREEZE: 'TFC|DmA' unfrozen by Remote Admin 'c' (ID: 0)

[15:36:41] UNMUTE: 'TFC|DmA' unmuted by Remote Admin 'c' (ID: 0)

[15:36:42] CHAT: TFC|DmA: lol hahah

to pictures

to stories, movies ?

bloopers when making movies ?? idk

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2027707714

share them funny mta moments

[HuZs]

http://img142.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mtascreen3516xr1.png

http://img155.imageshack.us/my.php?image=o0ib2.jpg

[zerb]

Ah, these threads normally get some memories going.

The screenshot isnt really nothing special but its what happens about 10 minutes later when we gathered another whole set of cars just all scattered around the entrance of that construction site. Someone then threw a genade which then set alight all the vehicles, causing a huge explosion. That stinger you see on the far left lifted of the ground and then crushed about 2 of the other guys who were beside me. Seeing just the vehicle rise a few metres in the air and the vehicle falling on top of them, plus everyone else alight and myself. Quite hilarious at first and to me, it was a laugh.

http://www.g-unleashed.com/upload/scree ... n-2280.JPG

[Yodaa]

All taken from the UOcUK Clan Server btw..

heh, lots of oldies there..

Edited October 11, 2006 by Guest

[paul527]

Nice pictures!

[CoZ]

All taken from the UOcUK Clan Server btw..

lol yoda

as if you dont get stuck sometimes on my server

[Yodaa]

yeah well, "unplanned formats" caused the loss of all the pictures and vids from ur server

once im back, ill be sure to add some from urs

hoorah, i found some posted else where..

[<Insertwittynamehere>]

I didnt get a screeny of it.. But two funny moments come to mind...

Firstly, Cops and robbers server, somehow or another... 4.. thats right 4 whole cop cars somehow piled up on top of one robber in a perfect stack (some of them a bit rotated and one of them flipped over, Also they WERE against a wall and a light post). I was driving over a jump at the time and I crashed the whole lot of them. That was more of a "I cant believe that just happened" moment then a funny one.

The other moment for me was on the same server, I was a cop, robber was simply driving around me at high speed because it was 1 on 1 with 30 seconds left.

I had a terrible ping, must of been lagging so much that one moment this guy was driving around me and I was trying to swerve into him, the next he was flying off and landed in the water, and died.

Fun times.

[CoZ]

[19:09:23] KICK: (*.*.*.*) was kicked (client not responding)

[19:09:25] KICK: -.- (*.*.*.*) was kicked (client not responding)

[19:09:31] CHAT: d'oh: wtf

[19:09:37] DEATH: d'oh died

[19:09:41] CHAT: Metroidian: smileys were kicked

[19:09:41] ADMINCHAT: c: Automessage: supported smileys : . (L) . (K)

. (A) . (N) . (Y) . (S) . :@ .

[19:09:47] CHAT: d'oh:

(i have autotext on some input in game - one of the items are a couple of msn smileys .. so if someone types for example the script gives "automessage: = *blush* ".. funny was that there were two ppl called smileys .. plus both DC the same time )

[19:43:36] MAPS: Started map 'Underground'

[19:43:36] ADMINCHAT: c: Underground - Top Time: N/A - By: N/A - Deathlimit: 25 - Played: 1/51388 times (0%)

[19:45:08] DEATH: swegas2[LT] died

[19:45:15] CHAT: [NL]Fox-Crush: -KILL

[19:45:15] ADMINPM: c to [NL]Fox-Crush: Automessage: To die type /kill

[19:45:21] DEATH: [NL]Fox-Crush died

[19:45:37] CHAT: TOMAS-LITHUANIA: kill

[19:45:37] ADMINPM: c to TOMAS-LITHUANIA: Automessage: To die type /kill

[19:45:41] CHAT: [NL]Fox-Crush: -KIL

[19:45:46] CHAT: [NL]Fox-Crush: R

[19:45:48] DEATH: [NL]Fox-Crush died

[19:45:48] DEATH: TOMAS-LITHUANIA died

[19:46:05] ADMINCHAT: Console: try /kill

[19:46:16] DEATH: swegas2[LT] died

[19:46:21] ADMINCHAT: c: New Best Time on Underground! (Time: 02mins 39.187secs) (By: [NL]Fox-Crush)

[19:46:21] ADMINCHAT: c: [NL]Fox-Crush You came first out of 3 Players! (Rank: First) (Money Earned: $150)

[19:46:21] ADMINPM: c to [NL]Fox-Crush: Total Cash: $450 _:_ Total races won : 1

[19:46:23] ADMINCHAT: c: [NL]Fox-Crush Setting New Best Time (Money Earned: $ 300 )

[19:46:27] ADMINCHAT: Console: n1

[19:46:35] CHAT: [NL]Fox-Crush: HEHE

[19:46:45] CHAT: TOMAS-LITHUANIA: lol

[19:46:45] CHAT: swegas2[LT]: ?kill

[19:46:46] ADMINPM: c to swegas2[LT]: Automessage: To die type /kill

[19:46:50] MAPS: Race "Underground" has finished.

[19:46:50] VOTE: Map nomination started

[19:46:52] DEATH: swegas2[LT] died

[19:46:59] DEATH: TOMAS-LITHUANIA died

[19:47:00] MAPS: Started map 'RaceTop'

[19:47:01] ADMINPM: c to TOMAS-LITHUANIA: BROADCAST c LOSTMAP 3456

k .. next are images .. bit more easy to understand

i only have picture of the conversation we had afterwards but it was really fun

cp in santos

plane

cp in venturas

cp was at the -very- end of the runway

i figured i would change to car

it didnt .. and was way too low - so i crashed into the wall - oops

then the second time i flwe round airport .. just when i went down to the cp .. i noticed a blip on the radar

midair collision in the cp marker

[CoZ]

23:25:03] CHAT: anonymized: !admin plzz pushover derby map!!!!!

[23:25:03] ADMINCHAT: c: Curious ?

[23:25:32] CHAT: anonymized: !pushover derby

[23:26:08] DEATH: anonymized died

[23:26:31] ADMINCHAT: Console: quit naging and type "/vote map pushover derby" instead of the other BS

[23:26:33] DEATH: anonymized died

[23:26:40] ADMINCHAT: Console: without ""

[23:27:19] CHAT: anonymized: "/vote map pushover derby" instead of the other BS

[23:27:19] ADMINPM: c to anonymized: Automessage: Request a mapchange? press t and type: /vote map * (asterisk or mapname) or buy mapchange

[23:28:01] CHAT: anonymized: without""

[23:28:16] CHAT: anonymized: without''''

[23:28:19] ADMINCHAT: Console: /vote map pushover derby

[23:28:53] VOTE: anonymized initiated a vote for 'Pushover Derby'

i was so kind to anonomize the name

this was too dumb ;D

ps this was a small snippet ... he was trying to vote for about 2 days ------- despite the automessages

[l2ebel]

not much i still remember but for instance i hit another player with a sg while he was in midair and it pushed him over the ledge of the bridge right into the water (ssv)

dodokilling or ramming cars off the cliff with a dodo

inviting someone to a duel on a special place, for example once i flew with slothman to the car smuggler ship just so we could fight w/o any cars or players in the way

team duels in front of ammu in portland..

being chased by brophys bus

acting all friendly and driving ppl to the docks just to let them see my real character has always been fun on portland

oh man that sounds dirty

[CoZ]

now that i read your fun about locations

i forgot to add something hilarious

i saw someone join with as nickname some local soccer club

so i typed in local accent style 'where you from'

about the same time he changed back to his normal name

voila - one of the admins of my server

turns out he lives about 2 or 3 miles away from me in the same town

we never asked each

[Wheelburner]

My pics:

Some pics made by other guys in RevC:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1497 ... 046uh5.jpg

[Lággy]

There was a server that had in the title "admin reads logs". So I thought "hey, I might as well test it".

I joined the server (which was empty) then starting talking shit and how LOL is different to rofl and other stupid topics. Just before I was about to leave, I posted my email. So about 2 days later, I get a email.

"You know what, your banned. :)"

[Vicer/Spitfire]

Carkilling the now called [KFC]Flare in GTA3:MTA.

[Magus1724]

Here are some pretty cool good ones:

phew http://cliqueboard.com/pictures/MTA/images/mta19.jpg

phew 2 http://cliqueboard.com/pictures/MTA/images/mta20.jpg

Kamikaze!!!http://cliqueboard.com/pictures/MTA/images/mta30.jpg

Oops http://cliqueboard.com/pictures/MTA/images/mta31.jpg

umm.... http://cliqueboard.com/pictures/MTA/images/mta27.jpg

[paul527]

Kamikaze!!!http://cliqueboard.com/pictures/MTA/images/mta30.jpg

lol

[Wheelburner]

Does anyone know what vehicle i drove

[CoZ]

yes .. its a vehicle known as RC Cam, its nowhere in the single player. you cannot select it within map editor

but ... the car ID is 594

have fun