i always knew that i wouldn't become very old
I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 16, 2041
at the age of 50 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest: