Ransom

ummmm killing and stunting are basically the only things in the game (Don't get me wrong, there ARE other games but they are ultimatly related to killing or stunting). I don't go for fake shopping at the mall. You can play with barbie dolls if you want to do that. No reason to connect to a MTA game to do some fake shopping.

2mbps download 256k upload I usually only get around 1mbps for some damn reason cheap ass internet company is ripping me off

Lightning case, magic case, who gives a flying fuck? It's just a damn case!

lol... look directly above your post

hmmmm =/ if you didn't use the uninstaller, use it. Simply run setup again and tell it to remove GTAVC. If you installed any extras, see if they have uninstallers in add/remove programs... BTW, there are some save files and stuff in my documents. Check there.

lol me, I was taking about Ale being a salesman, not you stupid head because he said, "you can http://www.uploadit.org use it all the time cos it's easy and fast"

2 words... (well 1 word and 2 numbers) - Windows 98

screw that, I want to enter buildings NOW, not wait 2 months. A quick patch is fine.

lol apparently me didn't read too well

lol I guess the MTA team is a little too eager and excited too

Enter many times fastly works too it seems

lol you sound like a damn salesman

Thats sucks so bad I LOVED TEARGAS!!! Especially large amounts to make foggy hell

It has been said many times, you can run 3rd party voice chatters to talk.

I think there should be an idle timer to kick people out if they idle for more than 15 minutes or something. Also, the big thing is having them on the radar. It sucks going up to someone only to find them alt+tabbed. Is there a way to make them NOT show on the radar when alt+tabbed? That would be cool.

We did not claim that kill. We know you died. The fact is, if you die you are out.

Yes, it's funny how they call us gloaters when all were doing is making a routine match report.

lol I think deathb was almost the entire gang that time

Then don't go there =p It doesn't have that much info anyways... Basically right click to show car map and home to be passenger. BTW useful tip - Passenger button is linked to "Change camera" buttons Car showing button is linked to "Target" buttons

Excellent! I can't wait to try this when I get home. Thanks MTA team... good job

omg what a pathetic attempt for a post count. btw, I see a new forum idiot lol

*sigh* ok, I said I WOULD post the log if this gets ugly. Any outsiders, read this before you get mad at us: CHAT LOG: Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Connected. {VCP-Ransom}: ok I'm here SSR-Cerbera: hi {VCP-Ransom}: hello peeps SSR-Cerbera: iggy said we were gonna switch to the VCP server] {VCP-Ransom}: yeah SSR - Neo has left the game. Disconnected: Client disconnected. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Connected. Disconnected: Client disconnected. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Connected. {VCP-DeathB}: hey SSR-Cerbera: *nudge* {VCP-Iggy} has joined the game. SSR - Neo has joined the game. SSR - Neo: yea!! {VCP-DeathB}: well all the vcp are here so lets start {VCP-DeathB}: lol Mewish has joined the game. SSR-Gunblade has joined the game. Mewish: yayness SSR-Cerbera: I suggest we warm up for a while first Mewish has left the game. SSR-Mewish has joined the game. SSR-Mewish: fixed tag SSR-Cerbera: good SSR-Cerbera: exit MSN SSR-Mewish: done {VCP-Ransom}: ok we ready SSR-Mewish: 4 on 3? SSR - Neo timed out. {VCP-Iggy}: errr SSR-Mewish: lol SSR-Mewish: 3v3 now SSR-Cerbera: it depends if neo or blade can't join SSR - Neo has joined the game. {VCP-Iggy}: someone has to leave SSR-Cerbera: is blade active here? SSR-Mewish: not me {VCP-Iggy}: warm up death match {VCP-Ransom}: wtf neo SSR-Cerbera: it's war-up at the moment {VCP-DeathB}: nah sgb isnt on {VCP-DeathB}: otherwise we would {VCP-Iggy} died. {VCP-Ransom} died. SSR-Cerbera: *Warm-up I mean {VCP-Iggy}: lol SSR - Neo: yea!!!!!!! SSR - Neo: rlol {VCP-DeathB}: um lol wtf {VCP-DeathB}: so were doing this in rounds right? {VCP-Ransom}: i think neo should go cause hes laggin like a mother SSR-Cerbera: it depends if blade is actually here... SSR - Neo: ok so {VCP-Iggy}: if blades here maybe he can go in for neo? SSR-Mewish: who do i choose? SSR-Cerbera: anyone {VCP-DeathB}: can u fix that neo? do u have any d\ls goin? SSR - Neo: or say my 2 kills = 1 SSR - Neo: nope {VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Mewish. SSR - Neo: nope {VCP-DeathB}: cerb get another member SSR - Neo: 56k see SSR-Cerbera: i don't think blade is here SSR-Cerbera: oops {VCP-DeathB}: so what is this? a round system? {VCP-Ransom} killed {VCP-Iggy}. {VCP-Iggy}: god damn u {VCP-DeathB}: i want the three round system here {VCP-Ransom}: lol SSR-Cerbera: oof SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Ransom}. {VCP-DeathB}: ok? SSR-Cerbera: eaouch {VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Mewish. {VCP-DeathB}: grrr SSR-Cerbera: seems to be running pretty well for me? {VCP-DeathB}: someone answer the frigin question =) SSR - Neo: how bout my 2 kills = 1? {VCP-Iggy}: yeh {VCP-Iggy}: wtf r u talking about neo? SSR - Neo: make up for lag {VCP-Iggy}: ahh i get it SSR-Cerbera: but its last man standing assualt, when we start playing {VCP-DeathB}: lol ransom {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: neo dont worry, we'll live {VCP-Ransom}: my car! {VCP-DeathB}: watch out for the chopper SSR - Neo: ok man cool {VCP-Ransom}: nice teamwork death SSR - Neo: so what we platying now? SSR-Cerbera: smeg!! {VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Mewish. {VCP-Iggy} died. {VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Cerbera. SSR-Cerbera: dammit {VCP-Iggy}: eat my chopper blades mew SSR-Mewish: damn SSR - Neo killed {VCP-DeathB}. SSR-Mewish: disconnect SSR-Cerbera: I think blade should leave {VCP-DeathB}: grrr hes laggin like a mofo SSR-Cerbera: he clearly isn't here {VCP-Ransom}: thats what I said {VCP-Iggy}: heh SSR-Cerbera: one of you guys get on the admin and kick him, then {VCP-Ransom}: well get ahold of him we don't have kick power SSR - Neo: hes taking up connection speed SSR-Cerbera: blade, ths is {VCP-DeathB}: hehe cerb do u hire killers based on there ping? SSR-Mewish killed SSR - Neo. SSR-Cerbera: LOL SSR - Neo: ?????? SSR-Mewish: shit {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: it's the physical distance, not our connections {VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Mewish. {VCP-Ransom}: lol SSR-Cerbera: your server must be like in alaska {VCP-DeathB}: there on 56k SSR-Mewish: wtf SSR-Cerbera: mew is on a good connection {VCP-Ransom}: trust me, the server is just fine SSR-Cerbera: so am I SSR-Mewish died. SSR-Cerbera: I told you, it's the physical distance, nothing to do with quality of hardware SSR-Cerbera: trans-atlantic games are always high ping {VCP-DeathB}: neo dont use that shoot through walls trick SSR - Neo killed himself. {VCP-Iggy}: wtf SSR-Cerbera: why are you all in as mexicans? {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Mewish. {VCP-Ransom}: hehe {VCP-Iggy}: hat was my chainsaw that killed him {VCP-Ransom}: i had to get him SSR - Neo: ok dude srry {VCP-Iggy}: hehe SSR-Mewish: grr {VCP-DeathB}: k {VCP-Iggy}: i dont care hehe {VCP-Ransom}: lets just play SSR-Cerbera: the sailor weapons are much more stylish and cause less problems SSR-Mewish died. {VCP-DeathB}: hehe thats why im a sailer SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Iggy}. {VCP-Ransom}: ok are we starting now {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo. SSR-Cerbera: CEASEFIRE {VCP-Iggy}: shouldnt we have a start point? {VCP-Ransom}: if you don't have full health, get some or /kill SSR - Neo: what are we playing? {VCP-DeathB}: ya lets start this now SSR-Cerbera: lets choose a location to start at {VCP-Ransom}: 1 round defense, attack, and then ffa last round {VCP-DeathB}: vcp to news building SSR-Cerbera: you guys have the offices in downtown, then {VCP-Ransom}: we will attack first SSR - Neo: k i propose ssr to army base {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-DeathB}: no ransom SSR-Cerbera: hitch a ride with another member, and some VCP should be police I reckon {VCP-DeathB}: no cerb {VCP-DeathB}: u can be whatever class u want SSR-Gunblade: back! {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Gunblade: i can play now SSR-Cerbera: yeah it it's a bit shite saying your a cop gang but don't play as cops SSR-Gunblade: Should i play? {VCP-Iggy}: lol cerb, fuck that {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: last round, weapon pickups? SSR-Cerbera: lloking at the pings, blade's is worse to me {VCP-Iggy}: were undercover mexican cops SSR-Cerbera: but none are good SSR-Gunblade: Cerb, should i come in gamE? {VCP-DeathB}: were cops outa uniform SSR-Cerbera: pings, I mean {VCP-DeathB}: just lelave it at that SSR-Cerbera: so blade, I think you'll have to leave to make it even numbers SSR - Neo: under cover cops lol SSR-Mewish: where's ssr base? {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: iggy {VCP-Ransom}: where are we going SSR-Cerbera: we are attacking the VCP first SSR-Mewish: official 1? SSR-Cerbera: which is in downtown {VCP-Iggy}: i got the pcj daeth SSR-Mewish: oh {VCP-DeathB}: u got it ig {VCP-Ransom}: ssssh! SSR-Gunblade: should i come in game? SSR-Cerbera: no, exit the server SSR-Cerbera: it'll be 3 vs 3 SSR-Gunblade: i can't play? {VCP-Ransom}: please leave, we have 3 on 3 {VCP-DeathB}: hehe SSR - Neo: bve nice cerbie SSR-Cerbera: maybe next time SSR-Gunblade: :-/ {VCP-DeathB}: this is fine {VCP-Iggy}: block it {VCP-DeathB}: ransom SSR-Gunblade: ok:( {VCP-DeathB}: u need to be a robber SSR-Gunblade: well {VCP-Ransom}: i suck as robber {VCP-Iggy}: thats better SSR-Gunblade: dunno if i can next time SSR-Gunblade: i'll check SSR-Gunblade: why did you ask me to come then :-/ {VCP-DeathB}: NO WEAPON PICK UPS GUYS SSR - Neo: let kill them piggies {VCP-DeathB}: YOU HEAR THAT NO WEAPON PICK UPS SSR-Cerbera: yes, come straight to the downtown offices, under ceasefire SSR-Mewish: yupyup SSR-Cerbera: no need to shout deathb, we aren't morons SSR - Neo: on our way {VCP-DeathB}: i dont wanna see spas running around or flamethrowers {VCP-Ransom}: wAIT! dont attack yet SSR-Cerbera: still under truce, I know {VCP-DeathB}: well then answer cerb =) {VCP-DeathB}: u crash ig? {VCP-DeathB}: get out {VCP-DeathB}: GO SSR-Cerbera: CEASEFIRE {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Mewish. SSR-Mewish: ass SSR-Cerbera: wtf are you doing deathb? {VCP-Ransom}: wtf SSR-Cerbera: we are under a ceasefire {VCP-DeathB}: THERE IN THE OFFICE SSR-Cerbera: so waht SSR - Neo killed {VCP-DeathB}. SSR-Cerbera: we aren't attacking yet {VCP-DeathB}: yes they are {VCP-Iggy} killed SSR - Neo. SSR-Cerbera: just stop shooting, everyone SSR - Neo: ok but i got shot at first {VCP-Iggy}: was that every1? {VCP-DeathB}: no u didnt neo, i got shot at first SSR-Cerbera: does anyone need to go get health now? {VCP-Ransom}: iggy {VCP-Iggy}: yes {VCP-Ransom}: need health! {VCP-Iggy}: yeh SSR-Mewish: yo, i need pickup {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo. {VCP-DeathB}: get in {VCP-DeathB}: um lol {VCP-Iggy}: im gonna kill myself so i get health {VCP-DeathB}: wtf {VCP-Iggy}: ok? {VCP-DeathB}: iggy SSR-Mewish: im near base SSR - Neo: you bastard {VCP-DeathB}: dont {VCP-Ransom}: just /kill guys {VCP-DeathB}: get some SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire still SSR - Neo: whats the plan cerd {VCP-DeathB}: lol neo jumped in front of my bus {VCP-Iggy}: can i kill my self cerb since i lost health there? SSR-Cerbera: im flying to the terminus to pick people up SSR - Neo: cerb* {VCP-Iggy}: CERB! {VCP-DeathB}: smooth by santana ROCKS {VCP-Iggy}: can i kill myself to get my health back that i just lost SSR - Neo: terminus? {VCP-DeathB}: iggy SSR-Cerbera: type /kill SSR-Mewish: im near billboard jump {VCP-Iggy} killed himself. {VCP-DeathB}: theres health right by u {VCP-Iggy}: k {VCP-DeathB}: grr SSR-Cerbera: enter as passenger SSR-Mewish: lol SSR-Cerbera: we are still under a ceasefire {VCP-Ransom}: hmmm my car radar isn't working {VCP-Iggy}: is vcp still defending? SSR - Neo: crash {VCP-DeathB}: one ssr needs to go SSR-Cerbera: game crash {VCP-DeathB}: yes iggy {VCP-Ransom}: what is linked to car map show? SSR-Cerbera: blade, you must leave {VCP-DeathB}: were not going to hold that against them SSR-Gunblade: y teh hell thiss u ask me then? {VCP-Ransom}: ? {VCP-DeathB}: but theyd better not pull that shit again SSR-Mewish: wtf {VCP-Iggy}: gimme a ride to the news building! SSR-Mewish: t {VCP-Iggy}: please..... SSR-Cerbera: blade, sorry, you must leave, no more VCP will come {VCP-DeathB}: ssr pick a meeting place SSR-Cerbera killed SSR-Mewish. {VCP-Ransom}: can someone go in their control menu and tell me what right mouse button click does {VCP-Iggy}: ahahaha SSR-Gunblade: i know SSR-Gunblade: i'll leave {VCP-DeathB}: ssr pick a meeting place {VCP-Iggy}: ahhah {VCP-Iggy}: suckers {VCP-DeathB}: u guys need to meet somewhere {VCP-Ransom}: HELLO {VCP-Iggy}: now gimme a ride SSR - Neo: army base {VCP-DeathB}: SSR TO ARMY BASE {VCP-Iggy}: CERB UI THERE SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Iggy}. {VCP-DeathB}: there its settled {VCP-Iggy}: bah fuck this {VCP-Iggy}: heh {VCP-DeathB}: damnit cerb SSR-Cerbera: we will start in the office at the bottom of the offices {VCP-DeathB}: STO KILLING {VCP-DeathB}: no u wont {VCP-DeathB}: u will start at the docks or the mall {VCP-Ransom}: WHAT DOES RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON DO? SOMEONE CHECK THEIR CONTROLS MENU! {VCP-DeathB}: ur choice SSR-Cerbera: ok, we will start at the police station SSR - Neo: cerb is leader {VCP-DeathB}: k start at the station SSR-Mewish: lol {VCP-DeathB}: and ssr member WAIT FOR GO SSR-Cerbera: of course, we are under ceasefire at the moment {VCP-Iggy}: CRASH {VCP-Ransom}: me 2 {VCP-DeathB}: just making sure certain teamates understand that SSR-Cerbera: i need a lift {VCP-Ransom}: someone please tell me what right mouse click does in control menu {VCP-DeathB}: nothing SSR-Cerbera: go to the police station {VCP-Ransom}: its linked to something because when I click I get no car map {VCP-DeathB}: vcp {VCP-DeathB}: u know what car to get {VCP-DeathB}: get one {VCP-Iggy}: are our pcjs still there? SSR-Cerbera: we will start here {VCP-DeathB}: no ig {VCP-Iggy}: damnit {VCP-DeathB}: get em again {VCP-Iggy}: well lets git em back SSR - Neo: ok {VCP-DeathB}: we need someone to be a robber {VCP-Iggy}: ill get the biker bar one {VCP-DeathB}: yes cerb hold on SSR - Neo: we defending? {VCP-DeathB}: no {VCP-DeathB}: ur attacking SSR-Cerbera: we will be attacking SSR - Neo: ok {VCP-DeathB}: but NOT YET SSR-Cerbera: neo, honk the horn SSR - Neo: say when SSR-Cerbera: fine SSR-Mewish: coo SSR-Cerbera: it was wedged on, don't use it any more {VCP-DeathB}: alright im here igg {VCP-Iggy}: im coming {VCP-DeathB}: now its u and ransom {VCP-DeathB}: are either of u a robber? SSR-Cerbera: does VCP mind if we have a quick recon around the offices? {VCP-DeathB}: yes we do {VCP-DeathB}: just stay still SSR-Cerbera: well your unsportsmanlike, then SSR - Neo: im getting pcj {VCP-DeathB}: itl work much better =) {VCP-Iggy}: deeeatththhhhh SSR-Cerbera: *yawn* {VCP-Iggy}: here i come to save the day {VCP-DeathB}: well considering that we could call this round ours already, i think were being very sportsmanlike {VCP-Iggy}: death shut up {VCP-DeathB}: hehe SSR-Cerbera: but you havn't allowed us to do a recon of the field of battle {VCP-DeathB}: ransom where the are u at {VCP-Ransom}: wait SSR-Mewish: lolol {VCP-DeathB}: lol iggy {VCP-DeathB}: just park it {VCP-Iggy}: NO {VCP-DeathB}: hehe what a moron SSR-Cerbera: there were to be no weapons puickungs, wtf are you doing? SSR - Neo: why dont we plat first team to like 20 kills? {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-DeathB}: no {VCP-DeathB}: were playing the round system {VCP-DeathB}: damnit ig SSR - Neo: ok {VCP-DeathB}: just park the sob SSR - Neo: sorry cerb SSR-Cerbera: neo and mew, be patient {VCP-Iggy}: there we go {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: wait {VCP-DeathB}: FINALLY {VCP-DeathB}: ransom where u at? {VCP-Iggy}: better {VCP-DeathB}: ./me waits for ransom {VCP-DeathB}: just park it there SSR-Cerbera: are you ready now? {VCP-DeathB}: THERE SSR - Neo: wtf u guys at? {VCP-DeathB}: no iggy leave it {VCP-DeathB}: damnit iggy {VCP-DeathB}: leave it in the center {VCP-Iggy}: lmao {VCP-Ransom}: why are you laying them down?! {VCP-DeathB}: no guys SSR-Cerbera: now SSR, don't just go barging in. {VCP-DeathB}: weve got this {VCP-DeathB}: are we ready? {VCP-Ransom}: GOGOGO SSR-Cerbera: run at the precise same angle I do when entering the lift {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO {VCP-DeathB}: bring it guys =) {VCP-DeathB}: ./me is waiting {VCP-Iggy}: here they come {VCP-DeathB}: ./me is still waiting {VCP-DeathB}: ./me thinks they should hurry up SSR-Cerbera: we are attacking {VCP-DeathB}: ./me will shut up now {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR-Cerbera: from here {VCP-DeathB}: get ready boys {VCP-Iggy}: no no no SSR-Cerbera: neo, wtf are you doing? lol {VCP-Iggy}: thats not the deal {VCP-Iggy}: u have to attack us {VCP-DeathB}: lol yup SSR-Cerbera: we are attacking now SSR-Mewish: yay {VCP-DeathB}: cerb get ur all up here {VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Mewish. SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Ransom}. SSR-Cerbera: yay SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Iggy}. {VCP-Iggy}: damnit i was offguard, DAMN U! {VCP-Ransom}: ! SSR-Cerbera: damn {VCP-Ransom}: death you better get em {VCP-Iggy}: watch for the lag death {VCP-DeathB}: hes mine {VCP-Iggy}: he better {VCP-Ransom}: did someone die? SSR-Cerbera: i did SSR-Mewish: go neo {VCP-Ransom}: ...... {VCP-Iggy}: cerb and mewish SSR-Cerbera: do not return to the battle zone {VCP-Iggy}: stay at spawn SSR-Mewish: aight' {VCP-Ransom}: get health death and armor death!! ahah {VCP-Iggy}: c'mon u 2 {VCP-DeathB}: i need health SSR-Mewish: blast him neo {VCP-Iggy}: death, bridges by the icecream place SSR - Neo: where did death go? {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-Iggy}: *bridge {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: im by the ice cream factory {VCP-Iggy}: how much health u got? {VCP-DeathB}: 20 SSR-Cerbera: erm, are all SSR out? {VCP-Iggy}: not yet SSR-Cerbera: oh, good {VCP-Ransom}: nice luxury cruise... {VCP-Iggy}: NEO U THERE? SSR-Cerbera: I'm pretty embarrassed about my exit, jumped in the wrong directionw {VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb SSR - Neo timed out. {VCP-DeathB}: wheeee SSR-Cerbera: fuck {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: hurr SSR-Mewish: fuxor {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: we will have to repaly the round {VCP-DeathB}: nah {VCP-Ransom}: just fight when he gets back {VCP-Iggy}: death and neo have to replay it {VCP-DeathB}: he just has to come DIRECTLY back to the battlezone SSR-Cerbera: I hope he can SSR - Neo has joined the game. SSR-Mewish: goody SSR - Neo: timed out {VCP-DeathB}: neo SSR-Cerbera: neo, choose your player carefully {VCP-DeathB}: you have to come DIRECTLY BACK neo SSR - Neo: dont need to SSR - Neo: still playing {VCP-DeathB}: im at the building SSR-Cerbera: you must attack, head striaght for thier offices SSR - Neo: ok {VCP-Iggy}: better not fuck up death {VCP-DeathB}: and its all up to me {VCP-Iggy}: neo comeing!@ {VCP-DeathB}: because iggy and ransom DIED {VCP-Ransom}: or your promotion is over! {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: i have to make a lag kill to win {VCP-DeathB}: fun fun {VCP-Iggy}: death, remember when we played vck and i WON round 1 for us since i was the only one left? {VCP-Iggy}: because U died! {VCP-Ransom}: lol SSR - Neo: run bitch {VCP-Iggy}: lets get pcjs SSR-Cerbera: those who have been killed should stay away from the battle zone {VCP-Iggy}: we are {VCP-Ransom}: we are at the arena {VCP-DeathB}: whos tailing me {VCP-DeathB}: its not neo so stop SSR-Cerbera: mewish, get away from the battle area {VCP-DeathB}: cerb go away SSR-Cerbera: i wasn't driving SSR-Mewish: lmao {VCP-DeathB}: hehe SSR-Cerbera: stay here!!! {VCP-Ransom}: COME ON KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY SSR-Cerbera: WTF AYOU YOU DOING {VCP-DeathB}: neo get ur ass up here {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: mew, don't drive towards the battle zone {VCP-Ransom}: iggy, where did you go {VCP-Iggy}: im by phils SSR-Cerbera: where's neo? {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo. {VCP-Iggy}: yay SSR - Neo: fuck {VCP-Ransom}: yay! {VCP-DeathB}: FUCK YA {VCP-DeathB}: FUCK YA SSR-Cerbera: oh, was that in the office? SSR-Mewish: nooooooo {VCP-DeathB}: lol chainsaw {VCP-Iggy}: risky! SSR - Neo: what u saying you were running like a bitch {VCP-Ransom}: hehe lag = use the chainsaw {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Iggy}: chainsaw is the best way to kill laggers {VCP-DeathB}: and u lag like a bitch, so were even lol SSR-Cerbera: next round then, I suppose SSR-Cerbera: we will defend that location SSR - Neo: k good round {VCP-Iggy}: army base? {VCP-DeathB}: u cant {VCP-DeathB}: thats our official base {VCP-Iggy}: yeh they can death? {VCP-Iggy}: oo {VCP-Iggy}: yeh it is SSR-Cerbera: why on earth not? by using the same location the game is fair {VCP-Ransom}: yeah they can? {VCP-Iggy}: death dont wry {VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mansion SSR-Cerbera killed himself. {VCP-DeathB}: lol hes out {VCP-DeathB}: not {VCP-Iggy}: no lol SSR-Cerbera: ok, we will defend the office {VCP-DeathB}: yup SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire is back in effect {VCP-DeathB}: iggy {VCP-Iggy}: yes {VCP-DeathB}: worship me as ur god for winning that last round {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR-Cerbera: i think you need a reality check, 'tis just a bit of fun, B {VCP-Iggy}: nah SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-Iggy}: yeh death settle down {VCP-DeathB}: aww {VCP-Ransom}: .... you ready SSR-Cerbera: excuse me, I'll be passing across startish island {VCP-DeathB}: iggy {VCP-Iggy}: r we still playing east today death? {VCP-Iggy}: yes' {VCP-DeathB}: ya {VCP-DeathB}: follow my lead {VCP-DeathB}: trust me on this one SSR-Cerbera: wait {VCP-Ransom}: we are playing another gang!!?!?1 {VCP-Iggy}: k wher r u {VCP-DeathB}: im right here at the mansion {VCP-Ransom}: ! {VCP-DeathB}: second floor SSR-Cerbera: im driving to the office {VCP-DeathB}: ur right there {VCP-Iggy}: ah {VCP-Ransom}: we are playing another gang :0 {VCP-DeathB}: do exactly as i do {VCP-DeathB}: yes ransom {VCP-Iggy}: just a sec {VCP-Ransom}: wtf {VCP-Ransom}: when {VCP-DeathB}: were playing east at 21:00 {VCP-DeathB}: gmt that is {VCP-Iggy}: rady death {VCP-Iggy}: *ready {VCP-Iggy}: im ready {VCP-DeathB}: im almost ready {VCP-Ransom}: are you guys ready? {VCP-Ransom}: ssr? SSR-Cerbera: im am ready {VCP-DeathB}: im ready {VCP-Iggy}: gogogo? {VCP-DeathB}: are u guys ready ssr? SSR-Cerbera: i am ready SSR - Neo: yep {VCP-DeathB}: k then i guess its a go {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO {VCP-Iggy}: GOGOGO exept mew {VCP-Ransom}: guys, stay left of the road. Don't run into me {VCP-Iggy}: ahh {VCP-DeathB}: follow me ransom {VCP-Iggy}: w8 for me {VCP-DeathB}: we are SSR - Neo: u like??? {VCP-DeathB}: igy SSR-Cerbera: neo, take a position further back {VCP-Iggy}: WAIT VCP {VCP-DeathB}: dont let them use our trick on us SSR-Cerbera: neo, come here {VCP-DeathB}: RANSOM STOP {VCP-Iggy}: i needed health {VCP-Iggy}: coming SSR - Neo: here? SSR-Cerbera: NEO COME HERE {VCP-DeathB}: follow me ransom {VCP-DeathB}: do what i do SSR-Cerbera: stand right where I am unless you have to fall back {VCP-DeathB}: dont stop right at the entrance {VCP-DeathB}: ul get slaughtered SSR-Cerbera: ok? {VCP-Iggy}: solor for ransom SSR - Neo: sorry {VCP-Iggy}: slow SSR-Cerbera: stay in cover, neo SSR-Cerbera: cool {VCP-DeathB}: iggy wait here {VCP-Iggy}: k SSR - Neo: lol SSR-Cerbera: mew, where will you be? {VCP-DeathB}: u top ransom {VCP-DeathB}: to* {VCP-DeathB}: ready? SSR-Cerbera: they are here {VCP-Iggy}: yes {VCP-DeathB}: dont stop at the entrance {VCP-DeathB}: go SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Cerbera. SSR-Cerbera: gah SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Iggy}. {VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Mewish. SSR - Neo killed {VCP-DeathB}. {VCP-DeathB}: grr {VCP-Iggy}: fuck fuck SSR-Mewish: fuck SSR-Cerbera: that was short {VCP-DeathB}: ransom DONT fuck this up {VCP-Iggy}: ransoms still left {VCP-DeathB}: get health if u need it SSR-Cerbera: I think my stand and let lose with the shotgun was pretty cool {VCP-Iggy}: RUN if u need to SSR-Cerbera: do not retreat from the offices, that would be pretty lame {VCP-DeathB}: na it isnt SSR-Cerbera: yes it is, that's what you are trying to attack {VCP-Iggy}: hes got a point death {VCP-DeathB}: lol how do we end up with these situations {VCP-DeathB}: ransom and neo this time {VCP-Ransom}: please god let me kill this lagger SSR-Cerbera: i love this place {VCP-DeathB}: lol mew SSR-Cerbera: the boathouse south of the airport {VCP-DeathB}: wtf are u doing mew {VCP-DeathB}: gimme my bike back SSR-Cerbera: come here to the boathouse {VCP-DeathB}: fucker SSR - Neo: wheres vcp gone? SSR-Mewish: bitch {VCP-DeathB}: u stole my bike {VCP-DeathB}: nice work for a ceasefire SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Ransom}. {VCP-Iggy}: fuck SSR-Cerbera: yes!!! {VCP-DeathB}: cerb get ur members under control SSR - Neo: lol SSR - Neo: lol SSR-Mewish: w00t {VCP-Ransom}: damn lagged me to death SSR-Mewish: stfu n00b SSR - Neo: 1 shot SSR-Cerbera: shall we run two rounds at the SSR headquarters now? {VCP-Iggy}: i got an idea {VCP-DeathB}: no the last round is a ffa {VCP-Iggy}: lets just do 2 rounds attack, 2 rounds defend, and we already got 2 of them done {VCP-Iggy}: or whatever {VCP-Ransom}: weapon pickups? {VCP-DeathB}: ok with a ffa if needed SSR-Cerbera: so onto SSR base, then? {VCP-DeathB}: ya SSR-Cerbera: its in vice point {VCP-DeathB}: where is ur base? {VCP-Ransom}: weapon pickups? {VCP-Iggy}: cerb u read what i said? {VCP-DeathB}: no {VCP-DeathB}: no weapon pick ups {VCP-Iggy}: cerb {VCP-Iggy}: did u read what i said tere SSR-Cerbera: oh, sorry {VCP-Iggy}: there SSR-Cerbera killed himself. SSR-Cerbera: there {VCP-Ransom}: where are we going SSR-Cerbera: vice point SSR - Neo killed himself. {VCP-Iggy}: cerb, howabout 2 more rounds, one attack, one defend {VCP-Iggy}: weve got time SSR - Neo: hold on SSR-Cerbera: yes, but now we use the SSR base {VCP-DeathB}: hehe nice one cerb {VCP-DeathB}: u just dropped a shotgun {VCP-Iggy}: ok shouldnt we defend? {VCP-DeathB}: wel attack ig {VCP-Iggy}: ok {VCP-DeathB}: i have no prob with it SSR - Neo: wheres ssr base? SSR - Neo: army base? {VCP-Ransom}: ok tell me whats going on guys SSR-Cerbera: i will be there in a it SSR-Cerbera: whose at the airport terminal with me? {VCP-Iggy} died. SSR-Cerbera: i haev space for one passenger SSR-Cerbera killed SSR - Neo. {VCP-DeathB}: rofl {VCP-Ransom}: ? SSR - Neo: thanks SSR-Cerbera: wtf?! SSR-Mewish: lmao {VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb killing his own members SSR-Cerbera: i didn,t though SSR-Cerbera killed SSR - Neo. {VCP-Iggy}: lmao {VCP-DeathB}: rofl {VCP-DeathB}: again SSR-Cerbera: i was totally stationary {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR - Neo: you bastard fuck off SSR-Cerbera: i was just parked here {VCP-Ransom}: what the fuck are we doing? SSR-Cerbera: iggy, kill yourself to get rid of the shotgun rounds you've been picking uip {VCP-DeathB}: lol so much love in the ssr clan {VCP-Ransom}: attack, defense, ffa, waht SSR-Cerbera: iggy, I know you have shotgun rounds. kill yourself to get rid of them {VCP-DeathB}: ya but those attack rounds have been modified {VCP-Iggy}: aww {VCP-Iggy} killed himself. SSR-Cerbera: good {VCP-DeathB}: its not attack, defend, atack the other base, defend it, and then ffa if needed SSR - Neo: whats the story cerbie? SSR-Cerbera: now neo, you will give iggy a lift to the base {VCP-Iggy}: cerb? i didnt have shotgun rounds {VCP-Iggy}: i didnt even ave a shotgun {VCP-DeathB}: ./me is waiting patiently SSR-Cerbera: ok neo, follow me {VCP-DeathB}: stop honking SSR - Neo: wheres base? {VCP-Iggy}: i had 2 extra rounds of m60 though {VCP-Iggy}: vcp to airport terminal {VCP-DeathB}: ok {VCP-Iggy}: well be quite {VCP-Ransom}: so we are playing 3 more round {VCP-DeathB}: ya {VCP-Iggy}: no its not cerb? {VCP-DeathB}: sup serb {VCP-Iggy}: its right by the army base SSR-Cerbera: i will show VCP where they can group up {VCP-DeathB}: were fine here SSR-Cerbera: head to Vice point {VCP-Ransom}: are we attacking? {VCP-Iggy}: yes {VCP-DeathB}: damnit ransom {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Ransom}: this car doesn't slide stop well SSR - Neo: want a lift cerb? {VCP-DeathB}: wel group at docks {VCP-DeathB}: and ransom hit me and die {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-Iggy}: lol\ SSR-Cerbera: no, vcp, you need to see our base {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: why cerb? {VCP-DeathB}: hmm ok lets go see it SSR-Cerbera: its big and blue and has a bus outside...with me in it SSR - Neo: aaahhh {VCP-DeathB}: hehe SSR-Cerbera: inm Vice point SSR - Neo: w8 for me SSR-Mewish: rofl SSR-Cerbera: unlike yourselves, I will allow you to have a snoop around first {VCP-Ransom}: where? SSR-Cerbera: Vice Point, all SSR are there SSR - Neo: not yet SSR-Mewish: i need healf {VCP-DeathB}: DONT SHOOT SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire is still under operation SSR-Mewish: nice bike {VCP-DeathB}: can u go inside? SSR-Cerbera: ok death, this is it SSR-Cerbera: no interior {VCP-DeathB}: ok SSR - Neo: wait!!!!!!!!! {VCP-DeathB}: guys comere {VCP-DeathB}: u need to see this SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire is still in operation {VCP-Ransom}: lol! nice base {VCP-Iggy}: ok i saw it {VCP-Iggy}: nuff said SSR-Cerbera: we are giving VCP a guided tour {VCP-DeathB}: lol just got it {VCP-DeathB}: thnx {VCP-Iggy}: bah SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-Iggy}: ok thats all SSR-Cerbera: ill show you a good palcet group at {VCP-Iggy}: vcp to mall? SSR - Neo: w8 {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mall SSR-Cerbera: oh, that's good enough {VCP-Iggy}: fuck {VCP-Iggy} killed himself. {VCP-Ransom}: lol iggy {VCP-DeathB}: lol stay still ransom {VCP-DeathB}: just land {VCP-DeathB}: hehe get out mew {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR - Neo: fuckin bus SSR-Cerbera: SSR to SSR base {VCP-Ransom}: hold on I'll be right back {VCP-DeathB}: iggy get ur @## here {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR - Neo: 1 sec SSR-Mewish: i need helth {VCP-DeathB}: damn u guys SSR-Cerbera: mew I am above health {VCP-DeathB}: my song went off {VCP-Iggy}: coming {VCP-DeathB}: {VCP-Iggy}: yeh it was sure usfull that last round {VCP-DeathB}: ransom u know what to do right? {VCP-DeathB}: yes or no SSR-Cerbera: hi neo SSR - Neo: where ssr? {VCP-DeathB}: i want u to try and use what ur sitting in {VCP-Iggy}: im coming {VCP-DeathB}: ransom u there? SSR - Neo: ohhhh {VCP-Ransom}: back SSR-Cerbera: mew, where are you? health is just here, near our base {VCP-DeathB}: there he is {VCP-DeathB}: ransom {VCP-DeathB}: i want u to try and use what ur sitting in {VCP-Ransom}: LOL! {VCP-Ransom}: ok {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: {VCP-DeathB}: lol ig SSR - Neo: LOL SSR-Cerbera: i am ready {VCP-DeathB} died. {VCP-DeathB}: wtf\ {VCP-Ransom}: igg, you ass {VCP-Iggy}: wtf {VCP-DeathB}: u just glitched bad {VCP-Ransom}: you knocked me a mile in the air {VCP-Iggy}: ?? {VCP-DeathB}: wait {VCP-Ransom}: death, get a heli {VCP-DeathB}: iggy just glitched {VCP-Iggy}: death pick him up at the airport {VCP-Iggy}: nah im here SSR-Mewish timed out. SSR-Cerbera: grr {VCP-Ransom}: death, get urself a heli SSR-Cerbera: i will pick mew up from wherever he spawns {VCP-DeathB}: i am SSR-Cerbera: neo, stay at base SSR - Neo: ok SSR-Mewish has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: mansion, vcn, and the chopper in the yard are taken! {VCP-DeathB}: hehe if it isnt the man of the hour SSR - Neo timed out. SSR-Mewish: damn SSR-Cerbera: where are you mew? {VCP-DeathB}: lol and then he times out {VCP-Iggy}: apache ransom {VCP-Ransom}: iggy, calm down and LAND {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: fin {VCP-Ransom}: lol SSR - Neo has joined the game. SSR - Neo timed out. SSR-Cerbera: SSR, tell me where you are and I will pick you up {VCP-Ransom}: come on, outta the chopper SSR-Cerbera: no, if neo times out he will rejoin SSR - Neo: fuckk you SSR - Neo: im at base SSR-Cerbera: same as first round, you can't change the rules, VCP {VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb where do u get these guys SSR - Neo: crash {VCP-Ransom}: no I was talking to iggy about the chopper {VCP-Iggy}: if he times out TWICE during the match then SSR-Mewish: i need pickup from airport {VCP-DeathB}: lol iggy no SSR-Cerbera: on my way {VCP-DeathB}: just let em rejoin SSR - Neo: same here {VCP-Ransom}: im waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttting SSR-Cerbera: ill get you both SSR - Neo: ill drive {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: hehe loogie what ive got {VCP-Ransom}: come on down SSR-Cerbera: urgh, bloody helicopters {VCP-Ransom}: bah! spies! {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Mewish: *cough* {VCP-Ransom}: death, mall roof SSR-Cerbera: on way {VCP-Iggy}: ahh {VCP-Ransom}: shit death! {VCP-DeathB}: u appeared {VCP-DeathB}: this server is crap {VCP-Ransom}: iggy, drop me off on the group {VCP-Ransom}: ground SSR-Mewish: CERB!!! {VCP-Ransom} died. SSR-Cerbera: im coming, thers no cars {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: grr {VCP-Iggy}: FUCK {VCP-DeathB}: stop glitching peeps {VCP-Ransom}: well... that didn't work {VCP-DeathB}: ransom get back here asap {VCP-DeathB}: and iggy SSR-Mewish: nm {VCP-DeathB}: il handle the wet work, u do the guns {VCP-DeathB}: that chopper isnt going to work very well SSR-Cerbera: yes they do {VCP-DeathB}: ya they do SSR-Cerbera: we've got excellent protection against helis SSR - Neo: you get no point so you get no kill {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: neo {VCP-DeathB}: if u die ur out SSR-Cerbera: you do get a point, if the server is workin {VCP-DeathB}: it doesnt matter how u die {VCP-DeathB}: after the go if u die ur out SSR - Neo: lol ok so {VCP-Ransom}: a kill is a kill {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: lol mew called me a noob SSR-Cerbera: lol SSR-Cerbera: you should be {VCP-Iggy}: fucking a {VCP-DeathB}: hehe SSR - Neo has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: iggy {VCP-Iggy}: yes {VCP-DeathB}: pick up neo {VCP-Iggy}: no way hehe SSR - Neo: fuck off {VCP-DeathB}: i love u to buddy {VCP-DeathB}: but not in that way {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-Ransom}: damnit people, stand still so you won't crash SSR - Neo: this server is a joke {VCP-Ransom}: get outta the cars, helis {VCP-DeathB}: ok i have an idea SSR - Neo: choppers make the game crash {VCP-Iggy}: neo, ur connection is a joke {VCP-DeathB}: lets switch over to yetikas server {VCP-Ransom}: lol SSR-Cerbera: stop bickering folk {VCP-DeathB}: thats my vote SSR-Cerbera: i am at our base ready {VCP-Ransom}: how bout LETS JUST PLAY NOW {VCP-DeathB}: no one lags on it {VCP-Ransom}: i haven't got all day {VCP-DeathB}: LETS SWITCH SERVERS SSR - Neo: im at airport now {VCP-Ransom}: ............................................................................................................ {VCP-DeathB}: no i said we use yetikas {VCP-Iggy}: lets shut the fuck up and use this server SSR - Neo: ya {VCP-Ransom}: i concur SSR-Cerbera: I'm waiting for the rest of SSR to arrive {VCP-DeathB}: hehe SSR - Neo: 1 sec {VCP-DeathB}: iggy {VCP-DeathB}: abandon the choppers {VCP-DeathB}: trust me SSR-Cerbera: hi neo {VCP-Iggy}: k death {VCP-DeathB}: u to ransom {VCP-DeathB}: no choppers {VCP-Ransom}: fly back to the ground ig {VCP-Iggy}: can we fucking start yet {VCP-Ransom}: dont use passenger {VCP-DeathB}: ransom SSR-Cerbera: wheres mewish? {VCP-DeathB}: get on the ground and forget the chopper SSR - Neo: ? SSR-Cerbera: oh, alright {VCP-DeathB}: im just in mine cuz i want to listen to my song =( {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR-Cerbera: neo, be patient {VCP-DeathB}: dont blow them SSR - Neo: am i the only one using a gamepad? {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: no iggy {VCP-Iggy}: k {VCP-Ransom}: save ammo ig {VCP-DeathB}: im listening to my song {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR - Neo: santana is a homo {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: are we ready damnit {VCP-Iggy}: that satano is a homo {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR - Neo: yea SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-DeathB}: i just like the guitar {VCP-Ransom}: ok...lets GO {VCP-Iggy}: GOGOGOGO? SSR-Cerbera: ready mew? SSR-Mewish: yup {VCP-DeathB}: waot {VCP-DeathB}: WAIT SSR-Cerbera: mew, our building is here {VCP-Iggy}: hurry {VCP-DeathB}: now go go SSR-Cerbera: go SSR - Neo: com on before it crashes again {VCP-DeathB}: FUCK {VCP-DeathB}: crash {VCP-Iggy} killed SSR - Neo. SSR-Mewish killed {VCP-Iggy}. SSR - Neo: fuck - killed {VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Cerbera. {VCP-Iggy}: yeh eat my bullets lagger SSR-Cerbera: fuck {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR - Neo: come on mew {VCP-DeathB}: i crashed so im still in {VCP-Ransom}: whos left? {VCP-Ransom}: i got away with 5hp lol {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: did you just retreat? damn chicken {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Iggy}: ill brb...for like one min {VCP-DeathB}: ok {VCP-Ransom}: lol yeah right SSR-Mewish: loser SSR-Mewish: can I get health? SSR-Cerbera: they have {VCP-Ransom}: YES {VCP-DeathB}: hes mine {VCP-Ransom}: whos left on each team? {VCP-Ransom}: im still in SSR-Cerbera: not quite how we did things in GTA2, mew {VCP-DeathB}: im for vcp {VCP-Ransom}: all vcp are still here? {VCP-DeathB}: lol ig at the eat bullets comment SSR-Cerbera: 6 players are still here {VCP-Ransom}: whAT! {VCP-Ransom}: some of you died SSR-Cerbera: 6 are on the servers till {VCP-Ransom}: no whos left this round {VCP-DeathB}: 6 on the server ransom SSR-Cerbera: only mew is alive of SSR {VCP-Ransom}: iggy still alive? {VCP-DeathB}: mew is left for there team and thats it SSR - Neo: lol nice!!! {VCP-DeathB}: iggy died {VCP-Ransom}: ok he is in a hunter {VCP-DeathB}: take cover SSR - Neo: can you get on roof? {VCP-Iggy}: still brb for a min SSR-Cerbera: of SSR HQ? just about SSR - Neo: no there where you rampin {VCP-Ransom}: where are you ya pussy SSR-Cerbera: dunno, you try SSR - Neo: getting pcj SSR - Neo timed out. {VCP-Ransom}: if you think youre {VCP-Ransom}: chopping us your full of shit {VCP-DeathB}: whenever he wants to come down SSR-Cerbera: sorry, what's going on? {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Mewish. {VCP-Ransom}: nice {VCP-DeathB}: buh bye SSR-Cerbera: SSR-Mewish: bitch {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: n00b! {VCP-Ransom}: lol I was gonna slice him too SSR-Mewish: if you didn't pussy out SSR-Cerbera: now VCP will defend {VCP-DeathB}: hehe i just threw a molotov {VCP-DeathB}: suck it down already {VCP-Ransom}: mew, those are the rules. You can get health SSR-Cerbera: SSR meet at the Mall {VCP-DeathB}: iggy u alive? {VCP-DeathB}: god knows where neo went {VCP-Iggy}: ok im back SSR - Neo has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: we won {VCP-DeathB}: get to the defend place SSR - Neo: sorry {VCP-Iggy} has left the game. SSR-Cerbera: youve won 2 of 5 rounds, we have one 1 of 5 {VCP-Ransom}: ! {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-Ransom}: where is iggy! SSR - Neo timed out. SSR-Mewish: grr' {VCP-DeathB}: lol iggys eat bullets comment was still funny for some reason {VCP-Iggy} has joined the game. {VCP-Iggy}: okw here 2 SSR - Neo has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: lol Iggy, you killed my man {VCP-Ransom}: i wore him down SSR - Neo: shit server SSR - Neo has left the game. {VCP-DeathB}: fol {VCP-Ransom}: neo, your connection is shitty thats all {VCP-DeathB}: rofl {VCP-Ransom}: i've never timed out yet SSR - Neo has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: where to vcp SSR-Mewish: im in a bus {VCP-DeathB}: neo if its unfair to ANYONE its us because ur lagging like crazy, so u dont have room to complain SSR-Cerbera: VCP go to SSR HQ SSR - Neo: ok 1 min SSR-Cerbera: it is frustrating when you time out {VCP-DeathB}: ya {VCP-Ransom}: WHERE TO VCP SSR-Cerbera: SSR HQ FOR THE SECOND TIME {VCP-DeathB}: ssr headquartere {VCP-Ransom}: hold on I need respawn {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-Ransom} died. SSR - Neo: it jus keeps crashing and timong out {VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb SSR-Cerbera: try a different character {VCP-Iggy}: well i wonder why its timing out neo {VCP-DeathB}: mew {VCP-DeathB}: u guys go to mall {VCP-Iggy}: lets defend news building? {VCP-DeathB}: no {VCP-Iggy}: neo has 56k {VCP-DeathB}: we defend where ssr defended SSR-Cerbera: you must defend SSR hq SSR - Neo: and? {VCP-Iggy}: its because neo has 56k {VCP-DeathB}: neo {VCP-Iggy}: cause then ude be timing out cerb {VCP-DeathB}: hes saying thats why ur laggin so much and timing out SSR-Cerbera: I'm not as far east as neo {VCP-DeathB}: thats all hes saying SSR-Cerbera: im in the UK SSR - Neo: well i cant exactly give birth to a broadband connection can i? SSR-Cerbera: he's in europe someplace I think {VCP-DeathB}: lol we know we know {VCP-DeathB}: dont worry its fine, just upgrade if u can SSR-Cerbera: there's nothing we can do but grin and bear it for this game {VCP-DeathB}: believe me i know about money probs SSR - Neo: lol SSR - Neo: its not available {VCP-DeathB}: im 18, paying for college, and paying for comcast high speed at the same time SSR-Cerbera: I can hardly wait for the street racing mode, there's no problems with bullets being lost then. SSR - Neo: and im in the west of ireland {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: lol ransom {VCP-Ransom}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: like around here {VCP-DeathB}: make it so its a barricade SSR - Neo: wheres ssr {VCP-Ransom}: crash {VCP-DeathB}: lol neo SSR-Cerbera: north point mall carpark {VCP-DeathB}: iggy come on down {VCP-Iggy}: im coming {VCP-Ransom}: damn! I brought that semi all the way for nothin SSR-Cerbera: all SSR to north point mall carpark SSR-Cerbera: mewish, you take a long route from the east SSR-Cerbera: south, even. {VCP-Iggy}: get rid of the cars, there a bigger threat to us then there are to them SSR-Cerbera: mewish, north point mall carpark {VCP-DeathB}: comon guys, u have to admit that santanas guitar is good {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR-Cerbera: havn't listened to them for ages {VCP-DeathB}: lol in the song smooth {VCP-DeathB}: there lead guitar is awesome SSR - Neo: no santana is shit SSR-Cerbera: more into progressive rock myself {VCP-Iggy}: sshuit the fuck up death {VCP-DeathB}: thats the only song i listen to {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-Iggy}: dantan is homo {VCP-DeathB}: i listen to lp to SSR-Cerbera: ok, SSR are ready {VCP-Iggy}: where is ransom {VCP-DeathB}: he crashed {VCP-DeathB}: hes on his way SSR-Cerbera: there's a sailor out in the west {VCP-DeathB}: yup thats him {VCP-Ransom}: {VCP-DeathB}: hes a gay sailer {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: SSR, remember, if you get low on health you can retreat {VCP-DeathB}: yup SSR-Mewish: in the navy SSR-Mewish: lol SSR - Neo: lol SSR-Mewish: neo is lapping us {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: nooooo! game crash! SSR-Mewish: huh? SSR-Cerbera: i just crashed out, rejoining now {VCP-Ransom}: death, iggy, I'll be here {VCP-DeathB}: hehe ok {VCP-DeathB}: iggy SSR - Neo: i love ripping round the car park {VCP-DeathB}: stop shooting {VCP-Iggy}: yes {VCP-Iggy}: nah SSR-Mewish: yo neo {VCP-DeathB}: leave it trust me {VCP-Iggy}: thjere SSR-Mewish: free heli {VCP-Iggy}: *ther {VCP-Ransom}: bah I {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-Ransom}: will be in here {VCP-DeathB}: just wait there SSR-Cerbera: mewish, leave my heli there else you'll die when I pick it up again SSR - Neo: heli = gay {VCP-DeathB}: neo= my slut {VCP-Ransom}: come on... hurry up {VCP-DeathB}: =) SSR - Neo: heli = gay {VCP-Iggy}: whos that across the streeyt SSR-Cerbera: yeah, because sexuality is clearly based on the mode of transport used in MTAVC, neo {VCP-DeathB}: ransom {VCP-DeathB}: stop iggy {VCP-Iggy}: FUCK {VCP-Iggy} died. {VCP-Ransom}: omg {VCP-Iggy}: it'll be just a sec SSR - Neo: no i just dont like it {VCP-Ransom}: wth was that about {VCP-DeathB}: lol probably more ammo SSR-Mewish: lol SSR-Cerbera: mew, get back SSR - Neo: i wasnt referring to your sexuality cerbie {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: the original heli will kill you otherwise SSR-Cerbera: there SSR-Cerbera: on my way to the car park again {VCP-Iggy}: is cerb gay or something neo? {VCP-DeathB}: wheee hes on his way {VCP-DeathB}: AGAIN {VCP-Ransom}: ........................................................... {VCP-Ransom}: come on damnit SSR - Neo: i dont know SSR-Cerbera: sexuality is so culturally overloaded {VCP-DeathB}: lol true true SSR - Neo: i onlty race with him so.... {VCP-DeathB}: if we win this round do we still have a fifth? {VCP-Iggy}: no {VCP-Ransom}: i hope not {VCP-Ransom}: this is taking forever {VCP-DeathB}: ok cuz we have another match today SSR-Cerbera: I say no SSR-Cerbera: where is neo? SSR - Neo: if you mean gay as in happy id say yes {VCP-Ransom}: hurry hurry hurry SSR-Cerbera: neo, where are you? {VCP-DeathB}: lol no more gay jokes PLEASE SSR - Neo: on my way SSR-Cerbera: lol mew SSR-Mewish: lmao SSR - Neo: im so gay playing MTA SSR-Mewish: heli onut {VCP-DeathB}: i am to {VCP-Ransom}: whoa this rooftop is cool guys {VCP-Ransom}: SSR-Cerbera: yep, there's a ledge out the front you can drop down to {VCP-DeathB}: iggy get ur ass over here =) {VCP-Iggy}: im coming SSR-Cerbera: that puts you in range of the ground, but you lose about 20hp from the fall {VCP-DeathB}: ransom wants it {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: cerb SSR-Cerbera: cool, neo is here and ready SSR - Neo: yo im rdy {VCP-Ransom}: are we ready now {VCP-Iggy}: ues {VCP-Ransom}: lets gogoogogogogogogogoog {VCP-Iggy}: yes SSR-Cerbera: go? {VCP-Ransom}: GOGOGOGOGOGO {VCP-DeathB}: u just aim al little all over the place {VCP-Iggy}: gogogo {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO SSR-Cerbera: mew, approach from the sotuh {VCP-DeathB}: hmm i wonder where mew is coming from {VCP-Ransom}: look out! choppers! SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Iggy}. {VCP-DeathB} timed out. SSR-Cerbera: score {VCP-Iggy} has left the game. SSR-Mewish killed himself. SSR-Mewish: fuck SSR - Neo: lol SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Ransom}. SSR-Cerbera: well played neo SSR-Cerbera: im on, neo SSR-Cerbera: which VCP is left? SSR-Cerbera: Im gonna go check the chat window, brb SSR-Mewish timed out. SSR-Cerbera: iggy and ransom are out, so deathb remains for VCP {VCP-Ransom}: hold on {VCP-Iggy} has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: iggy crashed {VCP-DeathB} has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: did not die {VCP-Iggy}: round restart SSR-Cerbera: deathb remains for VCP SSR-Cerbera: no {VCP-DeathB}: round restart {VCP-Ransom}: IGGY DID NOT DIE SSR-Cerbera: deathb is the last remaining VCP {VCP-Iggy}: well my game froze SSR-Mewish has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: iggy and i BOTH crashed {VCP-DeathB}: round restart cerb SSR-Cerbera: huh? {VCP-Ransom}: they both crashed at the same time {VCP-DeathB}: we both had a complete crash {VCP-DeathB}: i crashed right after the go was called SSR-Cerbera: I killed iggy right at the start {VCP-Iggy}: no {VCP-DeathB}: look in ur logs {VCP-Iggy}: yeh it is SSR-Cerbera: no, he was shooting as I got him {VCP-Iggy}: cause i never saw myself die {VCP-DeathB}: does it say somewhere that u killed iggy {VCP-DeathB}: look in the chat {VCP-DeathB}: where does it say that {VCP-Ransom}: it said iggy died in my window but he crashed I know SSR-Cerbera: It says "look out" Choppers, then says I kill iggy, then says deathb timed out {VCP-Iggy}: yeh {VCP-Ransom}: he can take a pic of his log {VCP-DeathB}: u did die ig? {VCP-DeathB}: FUCK {VCP-DeathB}: well im stil in SSR-Cerbera: yes {VCP-DeathB}: so im going to kill u all for this {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Ransom}: nows the time to show your stuff death SSR-Cerbera: SSR will return to the base {VCP-Ransom}: somehow they chased me down and killed me when I was running SSR - Neo: lol SSR-Cerbera: neo, return to our base, else deathb will have no idea where to go {VCP-Ransom}: I had no car radar so I was fucked {VCP-DeathB}: i know exactly where to go SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire SSR-Cerbera: ok we are ready SSR-Cerbera: deathb, we are at the SSR base {VCP-DeathB}: and just for the record {VCP-DeathB}: i still think this round is HELLA CHEAP {VCP-Iggy}: cause i didnt die {VCP-Ransom}: me 2 {VCP-Ransom}: i was left all alone to face 3 peeps SSR-Cerbera: the logs say you died, iggy SSR - Neo: rassome stfu {VCP-DeathB}: ransom {VCP-Ransom}: no u stfu neo SSR-Cerbera: and you were shooting right before I killed you with the heli {VCP-Iggy}: well i wasnt in game cerv SSR-Cerbera: so deathb assualts the SSR base {VCP-DeathB}: there is a point where if u are having the error meassage, and u kill them then they die {VCP-Iggy}: no iwsnt, i count of been if i wasnt in game SSR - Neo: lets just restart SSR-Cerbera: hmm {VCP-DeathB}: thank u neo {VCP-Ransom}: iggy, just take a screenshot of your log if its true. It should say YOU timed out, no YOU DIED. {VCP-DeathB}: let it go peeps {VCP-DeathB}: il fight them SSR-Cerbera: the game said that Iggy died, it didn't say iggy timed out. it only said deathb timed out {VCP-DeathB}: LET IT GO {VCP-Iggy}: I FUCKING CRASHED {VCP-Iggy}: bah SSR-Cerbera: I can only go by what the game says {VCP-Ransom}: YOUR GAME said iggy died cause you killed him right when he timed out {VCP-DeathB}: if you guys want to try and win like that fine {VCP-DeathB}: il fight u {VCP-DeathB}: iggy uve seen me pissed b4 right? SSR - Neo timed out. SSR-Mewish timed out. SSR-Cerbera: We showed you round our base, you didn't show us around yours. we have maintained a level of decency towards you {VCP-Iggy}: heh yah {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: well now im hella pissed SSR - Neo has joined the game. {VCP-Iggy}: we didnt ask u to show us ours cerb {VCP-Ransom}: u offered. We didn't ask. Don't bitch about that SSR - Neo: can we just hurry the fuck up {VCP-Iggy}: quite frankly we didnt care about seeing it {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Cerbera. SSR-Cerbera: precisely, ransom. WE OFFERdfw aqd wtgo neo! SSR-Cerbera: killed my whilst I typed, neat {VCP-Ransom}: i don't need a tour {VCP-Ransom}: I know all of vice city quite well already {VCP-Iggy}: yeh i didnt care about it al ALL SSR-Cerbera: deathb is currently engaging SSR SSR-Cerbera: so be alert SSR-Mewish has joined the game. SSR-Mewish: I g2g SSR-Mewish: hw {VCP-Iggy}: who is left then? {VCP-Ransom}: death and two ssr SSR-Cerbera: mew, you can't go, you havn't been killed yet SSR - Neo killed himself. {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: HES OUT SSR - Neo: fuck {VCP-Ransom}: HA SSR - Neo: wot helth were you on? {VCP-DeathB}: now come on mew {VCP-Ransom}: 1 left? {VCP-DeathB}: 3 {VCP-Ransom}: mew left? {VCP-Iggy}: how? SSR - Neo: close dude SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: mew is gone {VCP-DeathB}: mew get ur ass over here {VCP-Ransom}: ? {VCP-Iggy}: all who is left from VSR say I SSR - Neo: is this last round {VCP-Iggy}: *SSR {VCP-Ransom}: "sorry I g2g" - MEW {VCP-Ransom}: I think we win then lol {VCP-DeathB}: all the rest are dead SSR - Neo: wheres cerb? {VCP-Iggy}: if a player leaves and noones left then its over SSR-Cerbera: I got killed whilst typing {VCP-DeathB}: i killed cerb {VCP-Ransom}: unless another ssr wants to fight deathb again {VCP-DeathB}: he decided to type instead of fight {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR - Neo: i killed myself {VCP-Iggy}: its still counts cerb SSR-Cerbera: yes {VCP-Iggy}: ur stil lout neo {VCP-Iggy}: doesnt matter SSR-Cerbera: yes {VCP-Ransom}: if you die you die SSR - Neo: the pen is mightier than the sword SSR-Cerbera: correct {VCP-Ransom}: we already said that SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-DeathB}: if another ssr fights, then its going to be cerb SSR-Cerbera: hang on, I'm totally lost now SSR - Neo: you didnt kill me {VCP-Ransom}: hurry up and fight then cerb and death {VCP-DeathB}: cerb ur replacing mew SSR - Neo: i killed myself SSR-Cerbera: well, ok then {VCP-Iggy} killed himself. {VCP-Ransom}: NEO, YOU DIED. THATS ALL. YOU ARE OUT. THATS THE FUCKING RULE! {VCP-DeathB}: lol rannsom {VCP-DeathB}: hes right neo {VCP-Ransom}: jesus {VCP-DeathB}: u are out SSR - Neo: ya but he said he killed me {VCP-Ransom}: get it through your thick skull {VCP-Iggy}: who cares {VCP-DeathB}: it doesnt matter, u die ur out SSR - Neo: im not saying im out {VCP-DeathB}: now cerb GET UR ASS OVER HERE SSR-Cerbera: i'm heading to SSR HQ, I assume there will be a ceasefire until I arrive there? {VCP-Iggy}: ARE U THERE MEW? SSR - Neo: hes just saying he killed me but he ran like a bitch {VCP-DeathB}: cerb the second i see u im firing SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-DeathB}: and dont pick up weapons SSR - Neo: dont worry hes a pussy {VCP-Ransom}: well you are. The gang leaders agreed on that. If you die you are out. Whether it be accidental, purposely, or killed by {VCP-Ransom}: someone {VCP-DeathB}: nah neo {VCP-DeathB}: im the fucking vip {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-DeathB}: mvp rather SSR-Cerbera: neo was just correcting the people who said he was killed by a VCP member, he knows he is out SSR - Neo: im not disagreeing {VCP-DeathB}: cerb {VCP-Ransom}: ok {VCP-Iggy}: neo, ur the pussy, this is 2 rounds uve said "he ran like a biatch but killed me" boohoo {VCP-DeathB}: STOP TYPING AND GET OVER HERE {VCP-Ransom}: now kill each other SSR-Cerbera: i am on my way to SSR headquarters SSR - Neo: see deaths a pussy and im just proving it {VCP-DeathB}: what a cry baby {VCP-Iggy}: insactly what i was going to say SSR - Neo: i dont care you just braggin u killed me SSR-Cerbera: i am requesting radio silence, please, SSR {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: i request the same {VCP-Ransom}: your telling death to stand there so you can kill him. Yeah thats being a bitch {VCP-DeathB}: no shit i had 10 health SSR-Cerbera: readio silence, SSR, that is an order {VCP-Ransom}: i think running would be the best option {VCP-DeathB}: ur ass lags so much u cant shoot u {VCP-DeathB}: ive seen {VCP-DeathB}: cerbs herre {VCP-Ransom}: iggy, lets kill each other SSR-Cerbera: oh good, that is you SSR - Neo: so do all you on my screen so it works both ways {VCP-Iggy}: nah {VCP-Ransom}: well you two just fight! {VCP-Ransom}: FIGHT {VCP-Ransom}: FIGHT {VCP-Iggy}: lets get it on SSR - Neo: death admit you ran! SSR-Cerbera: whew SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-DeathB}. {VCP-DeathB}: wtf SSR-Cerbera: yes!! {VCP-Ransom}: ahh damn {VCP-DeathB}: oh well SSR-Cerbera: whew, that was a messy round {VCP-DeathB}: 5th round {VCP-DeathB}: lets take em {VCP-Ransom}: so we have to call it a draw? SSR - Neo: 2 all SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire {VCP-Ransom}: mew is not here? {VCP-DeathB}: no draw SSR-Cerbera: lets take stock {VCP-DeathB}: fuck that SSR-Cerbera: mewish seems inactive {VCP-Ransom}: he said he had to leave! {VCP-Ransom}: he is GONE SSR-Cerbera: shall we agree a tie, perhaps? {VCP-DeathB}: no SSR - Neo: pick your 2 best players {VCP-Iggy}: no SSR-Cerbera: it's two rounds each {VCP-DeathB}: were fighting u {VCP-Iggy}: i said 5 rounds SSR-Cerbera: hmm {VCP-Iggy}: 4 and 1 xtra {VCP-DeathB}: after the last round im not showing u guys mercy {VCP-Ransom}: I will leave {VCP-DeathB}: no ransom {VCP-Iggy}: no ransom {VCP-DeathB}: stay {VCP-DeathB}: u know the rules {VCP-Ransom}: ? {VCP-Iggy}: u can stay {VCP-Ransom}: well, that was in the rules too i gues SSR - Neo: cerb where u at? SSR-Cerbera: well you keep complaining about neo lagging, so perhaps a tie would be the diplomatic solution to what has been rather messy? {VCP-DeathB}: i had to fight them 1 on 3 last round {VCP-Ransom}: we don't like ties {VCP-DeathB}: im not going to give them a brake over 2 on 3 SSR - Neo: admit you ran death SSR-Cerbera: neo, shoosh please {VCP-DeathB}: ya and so did cerb {VCP-DeathB}: so stfu SSR - Neo: come on be a man SSR-Cerbera: yes, I did indeed {VCP-Iggy}: lmc deathmatch SSR - Neo: admit it {VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mansion {VCP-DeathB}: dont engage {VCP-DeathB}: wel take em as a group SSR - Neo: cerb u more of a man than i thought SSR-Cerbera: lol, well cheers SSR - Neo: where you at? {VCP-DeathB}: vcp {VCP-DeathB}: where u at?\ {VCP-Iggy}: im coming to mansion {VCP-DeathB}: ok {VCP-DeathB}: u come to ransom {VCP-Iggy}: im here {VCP-DeathB}: that u on the roof ransom? SSR-Cerbera: I think I shall have to agree to this final round but, as mewish isn't here, I'll be sure that is recorded in the match repor {VCP-DeathB}: alright guys {VCP-DeathB}: go go go {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO SSR-Cerbera: yes, neo, attack {VCP-Ransom}: death wait SSR - Neo: where are you cerb? SSR-Cerbera: here {VCP-DeathB}: if u dare write a bad match report for vcp im going to flame the shit outa u cerb {VCP-DeathB}: that 4th round was bs for us so we lost SSR-Cerbera: lol, you're such a child at times deathb {VCP-Ransom}: i have a chat log so dont try any bs {VCP-DeathB}: now u guys are going to lose the 5th SSR - Neo: be sure to mention death braggin {VCP-Ransom}: sorry death! SSR - Neo: im gettin health {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Cerbera. SSR-Cerbera: bah SSR - Neo: come get me {VCP-Ransom}: regroup guys {VCP-DeathB}: dont worry we are {VCP-Ransom}: wait for death to get health {VCP-DeathB}: guys wait here SSR - Neo: THIS SHOULD BE FUN {VCP-DeathB}: ya now ul know what i felt like {VCP-Ransom}: prepare. to. die.! SSR-Cerbera: these games would be much more fun without so many glitches {VCP-Ransom}: lol now he complains {VCP-Iggy}: c'mon death SSR-Cerbera: ever the cynic SSR - Neo: hes just making a point {VCP-Iggy}: lets go SSR - Neo: i see no compaint {VCP-Ransom}: iggy grab a car or get in ours {VCP-DeathB}: k guys lets do this {VCP-Iggy}: k {VCP-Ransom}: where to {VCP-DeathB}: ransom wait {VCP-DeathB}: wait for the group {VCP-DeathB}: get in {VCP-Ransom}: hurry i got him SSR-Cerbera: heh, with all the crashes and bugs my 6 kills looks pretty good {VCP-Iggy}: FUCKING PUSSY SSR - Neo: 3 v1 SSR-Cerbera: there's no pressure on you neo {VCP-Ransom}: iggy, come wiht me get health SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-Iggy}: but where SSR - Neo: i was getting away in golf cart lol {VCP-Ransom}: grab the fbi {VCP-Iggy}: ah SSR-Cerbera: shame mewish had to leave {VCP-DeathB}: hes mine SSR - Neo: yea {VCP-Iggy}: neo ran like a fucking bitch {VCP-DeathB}: lol SSR-Cerbera: as your members have done too SSR - Neo: from three bitches {VCP-DeathB}: and u urself cerb {VCP-Iggy}: i drive now {VCP-Ransom}: hehe lets kick his ass! {VCP-Iggy}: hehe {VCP-Ransom}: ? {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Iggy}: I DRIVE! {VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo. SSR - Neo: lol {VCP-Iggy}: done {VCP-Iggy}: we win {VCP-Ransom}: yaY! {VCP-DeathB}: yup SSR - Neo: well done {VCP-DeathB}: why thank u {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-Iggy}: ok SSR-Cerbera: yeah, under rather unfortunate circumstances {VCP-DeathB}: gg cerb {VCP-Ransom}: y did you run like a bitch?!?! huh HUH {VCP-DeathB}: and just leave it at that {VCP-Ransom}: now tell me SSR - Neo: and it only took one of you\ {VCP-Iggy}: now lets put this match BEHIND US {VCP-DeathB}: i concur {VCP-Ransom}: yes {VCP-DeathB}: no match reports on this one please {VCP-Iggy}: ok so lets start off on a clean sheet {VCP-Ransom}: ok I'm gone for now {VCP-Ransom}: we got a game soon... lolt SSR - Neo: i ran because there was three fellow players chasing me SSR-Cerbera: will it be entered into the ladder? {VCP-DeathB}: ya {VCP-Iggy}: yah {VCP-DeathB}: but thats it {VCP-Ransom}: damn now I'm sick of vice city SSR-Cerbera: then a match report is fitting {VCP-DeathB}: no match report {VCP-Ransom}: and we got a match! {VCP-DeathB}: cerb {VCP-Iggy}: u can do a mtach report {VCP-DeathB}: if u make a report then be unbiased with it SSR-Cerbera: if you enter it into the ladder you cannot deny a report {VCP-Iggy}: just no flaming {VCP-DeathB}: be unbiased SSR-Cerbera: why would I flame? do I no strike you as a man of reason? {VCP-Iggy}: goo dgame btw, most experianced gang weve played yet {VCP-DeathB}: if i see one thing arguing ur case on this or that then im gonna flame SSR - Neo: what about players claming untrue kills? {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Ransom}: i have the chat log just in case {VCP-DeathB}: be unbiased SSR-Cerbera: I will, of course, ensure that truth is the basis of any report I write {VCP-SGB} has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: ok {VCP-DeathB}: damnit sgb {VCP-Ransom}: lol too late sgb {VCP-DeathB}: ur late SSR - Neo: wanna play all vs all for like 1 round? {VCP-DeathB}: match just ended {VCP-Ransom}: match just overs {VCP-SGB} has left the game. {VCP-Iggy}: i need to go {VCP-Iggy}: bye] {VCP-Iggy} has left the game. {VCP-DeathB}: k lets get SSR-Cerbera: see you SSR-Cerbera: it's 8pm here {VCP-DeathB}: remember cerb {VCP-DeathB}: unbiased {VCP-DeathB} has left the game. SSR - Neo: good luck guys good game SSR - Neo: good luck in your next match VCP SSR-Cerbera: yeah SSR-Cerbera: well, for the lack of an answer, I'll make the report now SSR-Cerbera: I'll be on MSN if anyone needs me SSR-Cerbera has left the game. SSR - Neo has left the game.

lol... it never ends. Someone always tries to put some text here and there and take out the parts before and after to incriminate VCP. Obviously I made a new thread so people could see the match report. Wouldn't work very well being inside the other place. I won't even correct you on what was said because I know that has some pieces missing before and after. We were all joking. btw, "massacre" was the words of dealer from VCS. I was quoting him.

Pre-Game Outline VCP was down 2 members, but eventually we had eight! We dropped one member. VCS had 7 members, but 2 had very bad connections. They could not keep a solid connection and were forced to quit. VCS were forced to play with 5 members. ROUND 1 VCS defended first at the ice cream factory. VCP attacked in one big pack except for me. I was sniping with a machinegun on a building overlooking the ice cream factory roof. The kills were somewhat even but VCP eventually killed all the VCS. Having 2 less members hurt VCS badly. Round 2 VCP defended at the news building. VCS came together in a big pack. We set up some helicopters near the entrance and shot them to the point of exploding. However, no VCS members fell for the trick. We also set up some bikes by the elevator entrance as we expected them to enter in a pack. They did. Everyone shot the bikes and they exploded almost instantly (unfortunately no screenshots ). It was an amazing explosion of 3 bikes. 3 of 5 VCS were killed. No VCP members lost health. VCS was telling VCP to come and get them, but rules stated the two remaining VCS had to attack the DEFENDING VCP. One decided to come up and made some funny comments, as he knew it was suicide. (Check log to see what he said). The other VCS member refused to attack. To end the bickering I decided to go down there and fight him. I used a machinegun to shoot him down to yellow. Lag was starting to get bad so I decided instead of risking standing still and shooting a machine gun, I should just throw motolovs and be suicidal to guarantee he would die or almost be dead. My suicide was successful. After he had gunned me down, the motolov burned him to death. VCP won the first two rounds. A third round was not needed. It was offered for fun, but VCS declined. Screens (sorry, only a few): Chat Log: Connecting... Connected. Murton =VCS=: 'sup dudes [VCP]Ancyker: uh hi Murton =VCS=: hold your fire Murton =VCS=: don't waste ammo Parker=VCS= has joined the game. mogged=VCS=: is it kick off time {VCP-DeathB} has joined the game. Murton =VCS=: positions everyone {VCP-DeathB}: there we go {VCP-Wartech: Murton =VCS=: hehe. my girl made a funny Dealer=VCS=: ok we defending first?? Murton =VCS=: I saw positions, she says doggy style {VCP-Ransom} has joined the game. Parker=VCS= has left the game. {VCP-Ransom}: ok... {VCP-Wartech: shall we get ingame? Dealer=VCS=: murton u look like a sailor Dealer=VCS=: lol {VCP-Ransom}: no mogged=VCS=: momma say life is like i nice rolled spliff u never now when it will fuck u up Murton =VCS=: i'm a mexican Raven=VCS=: opps {VCP-SGB} has joined the game. mogged=VCS= killed Raven=VCS=. Murton =VCS=: nice one mogged mogged=VCS=: twat what ya do that for Dealer=VCS=: lol Murton =VCS=: cheers for your shit Raven Raven=VCS=: its bounced off the wall Dealer=VCS=: get ere Parker=VCS= has joined the game. Raven=VCS=: what shit Murton =VCS=: your gear dude Dealer=VCS=: raven come on Raven=VCS=: HEHE Murton =VCS=: all VCS get to the hideout Raven=VCS=: COMIN Dealer=VCS=: hurry up lol Parker=VCS= has left the game. Murton =VCS=: we don't need no supplies Dealer=VCS=: Dealer=VCS=: whats up with parker Murton =VCS=: what the hell is parker playin' at? {VCP-Wartech: are we just messing around now? {VCP-DeathB}: what are the rules? {VCP-DeathB}: attack defend then ffa? Parker=VCS= has joined the game. Dealer=VCS=: yeah {VCP-DeathB}: ok mogged=VCS=: ffa??? Dealer=VCS=: we defend first {VCP-DeathB}: well attack first then {VCP-DeathB}: vcp {VCP-DeathB}: come to msn {VCP-DeathB}: er irc {VCP-DeathB}: Dealer=VCS=: tthe server is gonna reset at 10 mogged=VCS=: killer DnB PLAYING Parker=VCS= has left the game. {VCP-Wartech: i need to reinstall mta {VCP-Wartech: config.cfg is fucked up {VCP-Wartech: brb {VCP-Wartech has left the game. Dealer=VCS=: start after the reset ? {VCP-DeathB}: mog is on vcs? mogged=VCS=: DEALER LOOK AT ME DANCING Dealer=VCS=: gd boy, here have a banana Nemo=VCS=: lol Dealer=VCS=: mogged=VCS=: COOL {VCP-Wartech has joined the game. Parker=VCS= has joined the game. mogged=VCS= timed out. Nemo=VCS= timed out. Parker=VCS=: on way keeps bootin me off Dealer=VCS=: parker the server is gonna reset at 10 Dealer=VCS=: we shud start after that Parker=VCS=: is it cause its dissconnectin me at the mo Murton =VCS=: start at ten then dudes? Oyst=VCS=: whats the time now? Dealer=VCS=: 9:45 Oyst=VCS=: kk mogged=VCS= has joined the game. Murton =VCS=: I got 9:50 Raven=VCS=: cool McNeo=VCS= has joined the game. Oyst=VCS=: 9:50 sounds better Dealer=VCS=: hehe Parker=VCS=: 4 your time i think mogged=VCS= timed out. Oyst=VCS=: im gonna restart mta again i feel a crash coming soon Dealer=VCS=: big fist fight ? Oyst=VCS= has left the game. Parker=VCS= has left the game. mogged=VCS= has joined the game. Oyst=VCS= has joined the game. Parker=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: yo dealer {VCP-DeathB}: what are the rules for weapon pick ups? {VCP-DeathB}: my vote goes to fight with what u have {VCP-DeathB}: no pickups mogged=VCS=: MY ONES FUCKING UP HANG ON A MINET Raven=VCS=: what vcs have a chooper {VCP-Ransom}: dealer, what do you say to weapon pickups? Dealer=VCS=: on the last round only ? {VCP-DeathB}: ya sure last round only is fine Raven=VCS=: well fucking done oyst Oyst=VCS=: thanks. {VCP-DeathB}: everyone get that? {VCP-DeathB}: last round u can pick up weapons AFTER the go, not b4 Murton =VCS=: damn. no knockback on the punch McNeo=VCS=: what that mean? {VCP-DeathB}: that means first 2 rounds no spas or flamethrower {VCP-DeathB}: any member that has one is out {VCP-DeathB}: not team, member Dealer=VCS=: bastard i was gonna do that lol mogged=VCS=: yo {VCP-DeathB}: and whoever he kills can rejoin mogged=VCS=: cant play Murton =VCS=: hehe Murton =VCS= killed Raven=VCS=. mogged=VCS=: games just fucked up Dealer=VCS=: why mog ? mogged=VCS=: wont let me on game McNeo=VCS=: erm... duh i know, but whats a spa anyone? Raven=VCS=: why DO THAT THEN???!!!!!?????!!!!!!?????!11 McNeo=VCS=: murton your a sailor Murton =VCS=: mexican {VCP-DeathB}: in short mog, DONT PICK UP ANY WEAPONS {VCP-Ransom} timed out. Parker=VCS=: i have absolutly NO buildnings Parker=VCS=: -n Murton =VCS=: d is a racer, neo a crusader mogged=VCS=: ok on {VCP-Ransom} has joined the game. Murton =VCS=: oyst is a robber {VCP-DeathB}: vcp Dealer=VCS= killed McNeo=VCS=. Dealer=VCS= killed Oyst=VCS=. {VCP-DeathB}: we meet at the news building {VCP-DeathB}: where is vcs meeting? Raven=VCS=: THATS ME YOU DINES Murton =VCS= killed himself. Oyst=VCS=: Death server restting at 10 Murton =VCS=: twat {VCP-DeathB}: ok Oyst=VCS=: start then if you dont mind. Dealer=VCS=: ice cream Dealer=VCS=: place Murton =VCS=: server resestting at about now {VCP-Ransom}: are we playing? {VCP-DeathB}: lol i just got in {VCP-Wartech: 10? is that 3 mins till? {VCP-DeathB}: oh well {VCP-DeathB}: reset it on the hour {VCP-Ransom}: ARE WE PLAYING? {VCP-Wartech: no ransom {VCP-Ransom}: ok {VCP-Wartech: server is beeing restarted in a few mins Dealer=VCS=: at 10 after the server resets Murton =VCS=: we need vanfal or mogged in mogged=VCS=: im in Murton =VCS=: can you actually play though? Raven=VCS=: dealer ya need health Murton =VCS=: cos you said it weren't working Dealer=VCS=: i left game {VCP-DeathB} killed mogged=VCS=. {VCP-DeathB}: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: ok hold on Dealer=VCS=: u only got 5 players ?????????? mogged=VCS=: geza what ya doing we ant playing yet u prick {VCP-Wartech: yes dealer Raven=VCS= killed himself. {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-Wartech: its gonna be 7 v 5 i think mogged=VCS=: the twat Dealer=VCS=: ok mogged=VCS=: boot him Murton =VCS=: 7 vs 5? mogged=VCS=: kick his ass off Murton =VCS=: kick who? Murton =VCS=: I'm confuseded Raven=VCS=: death he started killin McNeo=VCS= killed Oyst=VCS=. {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-Wartech: lol [VCP]Ancyker: lmao mogged=VCS=: the twat witch killed me just cheating befor the game starts {VCP-Wartech: clock is 23:00 now [VCP]Ancyker: isnt server resetting anyway {VCP-DeathB}: nah its mog Murton =VCS=: yup {VCP-Wartech: restart server Dealer=VCS=: yup {VCP-DeathB}: ok restart it [VCP]Ancyker: death..irc.. {VCP-Wartech: waiting.. Parker=VCS= has left the game. Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Connected. Raven=VCS= has joined the game. Oyst=VCS= has joined the game. mogged=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-Wartech has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB} has joined the game. mogged=VCS=: where we met Dealer=VCS=: ice cream factory Dealer=VCS=: mexican mogged=VCS=: kkk {VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mall then Dealer=VCS=: b ** Nemo=VCS=: ta oyst Oyst=VCS=: np {VCP-DeathB}: NO WEAPON PICK UPS PEEPS {VCP-Wartech: do we get ingame? Dealer=VCS=: if u like Dealer=VCS=: no pickup tho {VCP-Wartech: no weapon pickups 2 first rounds {VCP-DeathB}: correct Parker=VCS= has joined the game. Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec) Connecting... Connected. {VCP-SGB} has joined the game. [VCP]Ancyker: im special [VCP]Ancyker: {VCP-DeathB}: yes u are in many ways {VCP-Ransom} has joined the game. Oyst=VCS= has joined the game. mogged=VCS= has joined the game. Murton =VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom} has left the game. Dealer=VCS= has joined the game. mogged=VCS=: mad fuck up {VCP-Ransom} has joined the game. {VCP-Wartech: what happened to the server? {VCP-Wartech: dealer Nemo=VCS= has joined the game. Dealer=VCS=: fuk knows Oyst=VCS=: died. Murton =VCS=: VCS to the factory [VCP]DarthP has joined the game. {VCP-Wartech: oh well Dealer=VCS=: yeah jus died mogged=VCS=: cat pissed up it Dealer=VCS=: lol Murton =VCS=: drive Dealer=VCS=: u gained a player ? {VCP-Wartech: yeah Parker=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: we might have 7 vs 7 {VCP-Ransom}: maybe a vcpd guy coming {VCP-Wartech: brb, 2 min Murton =VCS=: we allowed subs like that? {VCP-DeathB}: ya we gained a player or 2 {VCP-DeathB}: there not subs Raven=VCS= has joined the game. Murton =VCS=: maybe a vcpd guy coming? Raven=VCS=: hey hey hey Murton =VCS=: not vcp though Nemo=VCS=: lol Raven=VCS=: lmao {VCP-Ransom}: deathb, IRC! Murton =VCS=: should probably have gotten a team talk server sorted out Oyst=VCS=: mmhhmm Murton =VCS=: next time. everyone try to have mics Raven=VCS=: got one here lol Oyst=VCS=: same. Murton =VCS=: speakers at the very least. you only really need to hear Nemo=VCS=: me 3 Murton =VCS=: me 4, 5 and 6 {VCP-Wartech: ready {VCP-Ransom}: ok I think we got him {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-Ransom}: hold on Murton =VCS=: i got 3, not sure which work though {VCP-DeathB}: wait a sec peeps {VCP-DeathB}: no one go in game yet {VCP-DeathB}: if ur in get out [VCP]DarthP: k Murton =VCS=: someone get that walkway with Oyst Nemo=VCS=: on it Murton =VCS=: go Nemo Murton =VCS=: go [VCPD]Rain has joined the game. Dealer=VCS=: come out of game {VCP-DeathB}: there we go Parker=VCS= has left the game. Murton =VCS=: you can do it. just. keep. running. [VCPD]Rain: im here {VCP-DeathB}: 7 vs 7 {VCP-DeathB}: lets do this {VCP-Wartech: yay {VCP-DeathB}: anyone confused about the rules? {VCP-Wartech: are we going ingame? [VCP]DarthP: yes {VCP-Wartech: and remember, NO PICKUPS THE FIRST 2 ROUNDS! {VCP-DeathB}: yup {VCP-Ransom}: ok I think were ready [VCP]DarthP: no one told me any rules Nemo=VCS=: lol. i need to be up there {VCPD-MrBob} has joined the game. {VCP-Wartech: ehm Murton =VCS=: waste the chopper Murton =VCS=: use the magnum Raven=VCS=: hey its meeeeeeeeeee Nemo=VCS=: lol Murton =VCS=: cock Raven=VCS=: thanks had the perfect spot Nemo=VCS=: raven go other side Murton =VCS=: i know Murton =VCS=: 'tis a shame you lost it {VCP-DeathB}: VCP TO MALL [VCPD]Rain: what class? {VCP-Ransom}: THERE ARE 8 VCP! Raven=VCS=: got time to get it again hehe brb {VCP-Wartech: death {VCP-Wartech: 8 vs 6 now? {VCP-DeathB}: there are? {VCP-Wartech: wtf? {VCP-Wartech: yes {VCP-Wartech: mrbob joined last [VCPD]Rain: guys what class? {VCP-DeathB}: hmm {VCP-DeathB}: mrbob [VCP]Ancyker: any class {VCPD-MrBob}: Yes? {VCP-DeathB}: how long have u been on vcp? {VCP-DeathB}: d mogged=VCS=: come on Murton =VCS=: wasn't it supposed to be 7 vs 7? {VCP-Ransom}: sorry man, can you please leave though? {VCP-DeathB}: it is going to be {VCP-Ransom}: You were to late {VCP-DeathB}: were gonna kick one of our members [VCP]Ancyker: u lost a member and we got some lol {VCPD-MrBob}: See you later then. Nemo=VCS= timed out. {VCP-DeathB}: ransom hold on mogged=VCS= timed out. {VCP-DeathB}: now bob {VCP-Ransom}: thx {VCP-DeathB}: bob {VCP-DeathB}: 6no {VCP-DeathB}: wait {VCPD-MrBob}: Ok. {VCP-DeathB}: darthb {VCP-DeathB}: please leave Murton =VCS=: we only got 4? {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: darth {VCP-Ransom}: mrbob can stay Dealer=VCS=: time outs {VCP-DeathB}: yes {VCP-Wartech: they'll be back i guess {VCP-DeathB}: darth please leave Dealer=VCS=: 7 is the limit Murton =VCS=: we are so owned [VCPD]Rain: where to guys? {VCP-DeathB}: DAMNIT DARTH {VCP-DeathB}: please leave {VCPD-MrBob}: I'll leave if you want. [VCP]Ancyker: told him. [VCP]DarthP has left the game. {VCP-DeathB}: there {VCP-DeathB}: now its 7 for our team {VCP-Ransom}: ok, where do we group? [VCPD]Rain: where do i go guys? Dealer=VCS=: k wait for our players {VCP-DeathB}: mall mogged=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-Wartech: mall {VCP-DeathB}: vcp come to mall [VCP]Ancyker: should we start game and group? {VCP-Wartech: on my way {VCP-DeathB}: sup sgb Dealer=VCS=: yeah Parker=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-SGB}: not much Oyst=VCS=: are the rules about crashing still the same?? {VCP-DeathB}: yes get grouped Murton =VCS=: taht makes 5 {VCPD-MrBob}: Which mall? {VCP-Wartech: yea Dealer=VCS=: yeah {VCP-DeathB}: AND NO WEAPON PICK UPS Oyst=VCS=: how do they work on attack and defend {VCP-Wartech: north point mall {VCP-DeathB}: if you crash procede immediantly back to the battle sone {VCP-DeathB}: zone* Oyst=VCS=: k Parker=VCS=: ill go there now then {VCP-DeathB}: sup war {VCP-Wartech: [VCP]Ancyker: where we goin {VCP-Wartech: mall {VCP-DeathB}: theres rain Dealer=VCS=: when u die, stay on player select screen Murton =VCS=: I hate when people do that mogged=VCS= timed out. {VCP-DeathB}: murton Murton =VCS=: yup mogged=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: if you see that they died on the chat window then there dead {VCP-DeathB}: if they just lay down there weapons then they probably crashed Murton =VCS=: sometimes doesn't show Dealer=VCS=: sumtimes it doesnt show tho.... thats the only pob {VCP-DeathB}: ya but thats very rare Murton =VCS=: not that rare {VCP-Ransom}: just be honest please Dealer=VCS=: not on a full server [VCPD]Rain: so whats the limit? {VCP-DeathB}: be honest people Murton =VCS=: it's happened to be twice in the last hour {VCP-DeathB}: thats the bottom line {VCP-DeathB}: be honest {VCP-DeathB}: rain {VCP-DeathB}: get in ur car and stay there [VCPD]Rain: yeah? {VCP-Wartech: ransom, get ur ass over to the mall {VCP-DeathB}: dont get to jumpy [VCPD]Rain: k Dealer=VCS=: no {VCP-SGB}: VCS is 1 short Dealer=VCS=: dont think so {VCP-DeathB}: move a little bit peeps {VCP-Wartech: ancyker and ransom Dealer=VCS=: who we missin? [VCP]Ancyker: ? {VCP-DeathB}: that way the server doesnt see u as inactive {VCP-Wartech: get your asses over to the mall Oyst=VCS=: nemo {VCP-DeathB}: rain Dealer=VCS=: fuk {VCP-DeathB}: just a little back and forth [VCPD]Rain: lol {VCP-SGB}: figures lol {VCP-Wartech: ok {VCP-DeathB}: ok vcp is all here and ready Murton =VCS=: nice {VCP-Wartech: vcp is ready {VCP-DeathB}: were waiting for go {VCPD-MrBob}: I should have gotten the Hunter. {VCP-DeathB}: vcs ready? Murton =VCS=: keep your ammo Dealer=VCS=: no {VCP-DeathB}: ok Dealer=VCS=: who is at the airport? Raven=VCS=: hehe look at me hehe {VCP-DeathB}: hurrry up [VCPD]Rain: so its just kill them right? {VCPD-MrBob}: Washroom! {VCP-DeathB}: ya kill vcs [VCP]Ancyker: dont team kill [VCPD]Rain: stop the horn!!!!! {VCP-Wartech: lol {VCP-Ransom}: lol Murton =VCS=: we got 6 on and only 4 at base {VCP-DeathB}: lol [VCP]Ancyker: no moltoves either... mogged=VCS= timed out. {VCP-DeathB}: no molotovs or grenades peeps {VCP-DeathB}: thats for vcp Raven=VCS=: wtf {VCP-DeathB}: vcs can do what they want Parker=VCS=: on way keep crashin think ive done it where are yas Raven=VCS=: hehe cool [VCPD]Rain: turn off the fucking horn!!! {VCP-DeathB}: lol [VCP]Ancyker: lost 5 hp... {VCP-DeathB}: its a glitch Dealer=VCS=: ice cream factorty Raven=VCS=: lol {VCP-Wartech: lol {VCP-DeathB}: just ignore it [VCP]Ancyker: ?? {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: ./me waits {VCPD-MrBob}: Back! {VCP-DeathB}: lol Raven=VCS=: how we doin vcs Murton =VCS=: just waiting on raven and parker {VCP-Wartech: get ready vcs {VCP-DeathB}: everyone stay in game {VCP-DeathB}: dont alt tab Dealer=VCS=: we lost mogged Raven=VCS=: raven in place hehe can you not see me murton hehe Raven=VCS=: coo eee Murton =VCS=: we gonna have to play a man down {VCP-Wartech: ok {VCP-DeathB}: rules are rules {VCP-DeathB}: [VCPD]Rain: dude for real stop the horn Murton =VCS=: shit, not raven {VCPD-MrBob}: I have a nice paint job! {VCP-DeathB}: lol i had to say that Murton =VCS=: erm, who we missing? Raven=VCS=: huh {VCP-Ransom}: lol [VCPD]Rain: im trying to listen to my mp3s {VCP-DeathB}: mog Raven=VCS=: missing parker hehe {VCP-DeathB}: i am to {VCP-DeathB}: im listening to linkin park [VCPD]Rain: whatcha got on? Murton =VCS=: we have no problem playing a man down {VCP-Wartech: im listening to ijs' maktunes {VCP-DeathB}: cool {VCP-Ransom}: lol [VCP]Ancyker: LP rocks [VCPD]Rain: i got dj darkzone {VCP-Wartech: got them on my custom radio station {VCP-Wartech: {VCP-Ransom}: get laid lololololo Dealer=VCS=: we 2 man down at the moment Murton =VCS=: which [LP] album? {VCP-DeathB}: yup ancyker {VCP-Wartech: lol {VCP-DeathB}: little of both Raven=VCS=: ?????? [VCPD]Rain: u guys have teamspeak? mogged=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-Wartech: nah [VCP]Ancyker: come onnnn {VCP-Wartech: i dont even have a mic Murton =VCS=: cutting out the weak tracks? {VCP-Wartech: get ready vs Murton =VCS=: hehe {VCP-DeathB}: i have a 900 dollar sound system here, id better use it {VCP-Wartech: vcs* [VCP]Ancyker: we need some sort of code u know lol {VCP-DeathB}: ready peeps? [VCPD]Rain: it would be great for strategy Murton =VCS=: where do VCS keep going? {VCP-DeathB}: vcp Dealer=VCS=: we gonna have to start, we got 5 players {VCPD-MrBob}: I do but I don't have my microphone plugged in. {VCP-DeathB}: STICK TOGETHER VCP Raven=VCS=: yo parker hehe {VCP-DeathB}: follow me [VCP]Ancyker: i have to go at 6 so come on {VCP-DeathB}: here me vcp? [VCPD]Rain: im ready guys Murton =VCS=: get ready guys {VCP-Wartech: vcp ready [VCPD]Rain: il try my best Dealer=VCS=: ok 1 down {VCP-DeathB}: ok Dealer=VCS=: not quite Dealer=VCS=: almost {VCP-DeathB}: vcp FOLLOW ME AND STICK TOGETHER {VCP-DeathB}: ransom Raven=VCS=: i got such a cool spot hehe Dealer=VCS=: waiting for mogged to get here {VCP-DeathB}: wait till we start the attack to do ur thing {VCP-Wartech: drive a little more forward death {VCP-Ransom}: lol [VCP]Ancyker: arent they suppose to meet at airport? mogged=VCS= timed out. {VCP-Wartech: thanks {VCP-DeathB}: lol Oyst=VCS=: ffs {VCPD-MrBob}: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! {VCP-Ransom}: you mean the "trick" i made up {VCP-DeathB}: wheee numb just came on {VCP-Wartech: i think mogged is having problems {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-DeathB}: not yet {VCP-DeathB}: wait for the go [VCPD]Rain: duh {VCP-Ransom}: i wasn't planning on using it Murton =VCS=: VCS ain't had a lot of luck with matches so far Murton =VCS=: hehe {VCPD-MrBob}: Vintage MrBob stuff from the MTA room! {VCP-DeathB}: use it ransom {VCP-Ransom}: ok {VCP-DeathB}: get some of them out {VCPD-MrBob}: Aaaaaaaaaah! {VCP-DeathB}: watch out for tks tho {VCP-Wartech: vcs ready soon? {VCP-Ransom}: ok {VCPD-MrBob}: Yay! {VCP-DeathB}: ./me waits {VCP-DeathB}: comon guys [VCPD]Rain: my car is nice {VCPD-MrBob}: Linkin Park! {VCP-DeathB}: mines better =) [VCPD]Rain: hehe {VCP-Wartech: mines best Raven=VCS=: shit {VCP-Wartech: Murton =VCS=: we got six here {VCP-DeathB}: crash? {VCPD-MrBob}: Mine's the nicests! Murton =VCS=: it's enough surely {VCP-DeathB}: nah ive got the cheetah {VCP-Ransom}: screenshot! [VCP]Ancyker: death...-5hp {VCPD-MrBob}: I've got the red Cheetah! {VCP-DeathB}: yo guys u ready? {VCP-DeathB}: comon now... {VCP-Ransom}: everyone's hp is full on my screen [VCP]Ancyker: im down 5 {VCP-Wartech: on mine too {VCPD-MrBob}: DeathB and I can be Power Rangers! {VCP-DeathB}: rain get in a car {VCP-DeathB}: lol bob {VCP-Ransom}: come on vcp, group the cars! SCREENSHOT {VCP-Wartech: rain Dealer=VCS=: yea mog is tryin to come back in but we will start now ok ? {VCP-Wartech: dont fuck around {VCP-DeathB}: already did ransom {VCP-DeathB}: got the screenie already [VCPD]Rain: i was just getting a ss death {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO RIGHTR? Dealer=VCS= timed out. {VCP-DeathB}: shit Murton =VCS=: twat {VCP-Wartech: ? {VCP-DeathB}: dealer can join when he gets back {VCP-DeathB}: go {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO GO GO Murton =VCS=: get ready guys Murton =VCS=: 4 against 7 Dealer=VCS= has joined the game. Dealer=VCS=: ffs {VCP-DeathB}: slow down peeps {VCP-DeathB}: stay together Murton =VCS=: raven. this side Parker=VCS= timed out. Oyst=VCS=: quick dealer. Murton =VCS=: 3 against 7 Oyst=VCS=: dealers back. Murton =VCS=: raven? [VCPD]Rain: lmao Raven=VCS=: yup [VCPD]Rain: DUDE CHILL! Murton =VCS=: just checking {VCP-DeathB}: wait guys {VCP-Ransom}: vcs are at ice cream {VCP-DeathB}: STICK TOGETHER Dealer=VCS=: on my way {VCP-DeathB}: k now follow me, here comes the assualt {VCP-DeathB}: ransom fall behind {VCP-Ransom}: k {VCP-DeathB}: get here guys Murton =VCS=: fire at will {VCP-Wartech killed Oyst=VCS=. {VCP-DeathB}: i need health {VCP-DeathB}: brgb Dealer=VCS= killed {VCP-DeathB}. [VCP]Ancyker killed Dealer=VCS=. {VCP-DeathB}: grr {VCP-DeathB}: 2 vcs downt {VCP-DeathB}: get em guys Murton =VCS= killed {VCP-Wartech. {VCP-Wartech: aah {VCP-DeathB}: stay at char select screen guys {VCP-Wartech: Dealer=VCS=: gd boy {VCP-Ransom}: is dealer dead? Murton =VCS=: how many VCS left? Dealer=VCS=: yup {VCP-DeathB}: FIGHT RANSOM {VCP-DeathB}: stop talking {VCP-DeathB}: fight em Dealer=VCS=: 3 i think {VCP-DeathB}: stay together and fight Dealer=VCS=: 5 vcp {VCP-SGB} killed Raven=VCS=. Murton =VCS= killed {VCP-Ransom}. {VCP-Ransom}: shit Raven=VCS=: shit {VCP-SGB} killed Murton =VCS=. Dealer=VCS=: 4-2 Murton =VCS=: shit {VCP-Wartech: i got the first kill {VCP-Ransom}: im dead {VCP-DeathB}: kill the remaning peeps guys {VCP-DeathB}: who from vcs is still alive? Murton =VCS=: chalk 2 up to me {VCP-Ransom} has left the game. Murton =VCS=: who's left? {VCP-DeathB}: anyone from vcs alive? Raven=VCS=: nemo {VCP-Ransom} has joined the game. Parker=VCS= has joined the game. Murton =VCS=: parker wasn't involved in that at all {VCP-DeathB}: anyone on vcs alive? {VCP-Ransom}: whats the count? Oyst=VCS=: nemo dropped ages ago. {VCP-DeathB}: so far it looks like weve already won have we? Parker=VCS=: i fucking crashed Murton =VCS=: round 2? {VCP-Wartech: parker: go to the battle area then {VCP-DeathB}: vcs say something if ur still alive {VCP-Wartech: or? {VCP-DeathB}: whos alive for vcp? {VCP-Wartech: im not {VCP-SGB}: me [VCP]Ancyker: who the pink blip [VCP]Ancyker: im alive {VCP-DeathB}: k ancyker and sgb are still alive Murton =VCS=: nice work with the saw SGB {VCP-DeathB}: whos there for vcs? {VCP-SGB}: ty {VCP-Ransom}: vcp, get health and regroup! {VCP-DeathB}: anyone alive vcp? [VCP]Ancyker: where Murton =VCS=: I nearly got you though {VCPD-MrBob}: I am. {VCP-SGB}: {VCP-DeathB}: lol there we go [VCPD]Rain: im alive {VCP-DeathB}: we have 3 alive {VCP-Wartech: 4 {VCPD-MrBob}: I didn't get to kill anything. {VCP-DeathB}: woah 4 {VCP-Wartech: wow {VCP-Ransom}: by docks {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: round 1 to vcp? Raven=VCS=: tlucky that time dude [VCPD]Rain: i think so {VCP-Wartech: i dunno who i killed {VCP-Ransom}: is it over? {VCP-Wartech: cant remember {VCP-DeathB}: dealer? {VCP-Wartech: no ransom {VCP-DeathB}: round one to vcp right? Dealer=VCS=: no vcs left ??? [VCPD]Rain: i didnt even fight {VCPD-MrBob}: It'll be on the client. {VCP-Wartech: 4 v 1 i think? [VCP]Ancyker: i killed someone {VCP-DeathB}: guess not Dealer=VCS=: parker u alive ? Murton =VCS=: time for round 2 then? {VCP-Ransom}: parker? {VCP-DeathB}: round 1 over i guess Raven=VCS=: in now k {VCP-Wartech: is it over? {VCP-Ransom}: ok, round 2 [VCPD]Rain: omg this should be simple people {VCP-DeathB}: round 2 people Murton =VCS=: where you defending? {VCP-DeathB}: vcp go to news building {VCP-Wartech: k [VCPD]Rain: ill ride with bob Parker=VCS=: keep crashing out get bearly a minute now {VCP-DeathB}: remember the tactic people Murton =VCS=: dealer, where we meeting? {VCP-Ransom}: vcp group at airport or mall? [VCP]Ancyker: CRASH Dealer=VCS=: same Raven=VCS= has left the game. {VCP-DeathB}: were going to the news building {VCP-Wartech: crash {VCP-Wartech has left the game. {VCPD-MrBob}: Crash! {VCP-Ransom}: ok, news building {VCP-DeathB}: restart ur client bob {VCP-DeathB}: if u crash restart the client {VCP-DeathB}: go [VCP]Ancyker: y? {VCP-Ransom}: where did all these crashes come from!?!? {VCPD-MrBob}: You mean just press the start button? {VCP-DeathB}: ransom {VCP-DeathB}: take me to the humveee {VCP-Wartech: wtf {VCP-DeathB}: go left {VCP-DeathB}: NOW {VCP-Wartech: damn {VCP-Ransom}: I'm getting the heli {VCP-SGB} has left the game. Murton =VCS=: any VCS spawned yet? Dealer=VCS=: yea Oyst=VCS=: yea {VCP-Wartech: ah {VCP-SGB} has joined the game. Murton =VCS=: where we meeting? Dealer=VCS=: ice cream factory [VCP]Ancyker: ansom giot1 Oyst=VCS=: u choose Raven=VCS= has joined the game. {VCP-Ransom}: what? {VCP-DeathB}: VCP TO NEWS BUILDING [VCPD]Rain: where vcp go? Dealer=VCS=: the front of the factory [VCP]Ancyker: heli Murton =VCS=: waiting {VCP-DeathB}: NO HELIES VCP {VCP-DeathB}: there gonna be useless trust me Murton =VCS=: give us a shout when you're ready {VCP-DeathB}: get in {VCP-DeathB}: raven {VCP-DeathB}: get in {VCP-DeathB}: ok or not i guess Murton =VCS=: all VCS get to the front of the factory Raven=VCS=: lol {VCP-DeathB}: lol [VCP]Ancyker: rain just wait over there {VCP-DeathB}: wheee alien ant farm is on Raven=VCS=: that was funny as hell hehe {VCP-DeathB}: lol [VCPD]Rain: where? {VCP-Wartech: got a pch for ya death {VCP-Wartech: {VCP-Wartech: pcj* {VCP-DeathB}: [VCP]Ancyker: death i got a car... [VCPD]Rain: over where? [VCP]Ancyker: lol Murton =VCS=: I need vengeance {VCP-DeathB}: vcp go to the news building {VCP-DeathB}: lol murton {VCP-Wartech: park the car somewhere else Murton =VCS=: i don't car who kills them, as long as they die Murton =VCS=: actually. I'm gonna change class {VCP-SGB}: stop shooting Dealer=VCS=: where is raven ? Raven=VCS=: here hehehe {VCP-Ransom}: death, I'm doing my trick hold up {VCP-DeathB}: ? Raven=VCS=: chop suey here i come hehe Murton =VCS=: be right back {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCPD-MrBob}: Chopper! {VCP-Wartech: dont Raven=VCS=: no system of a down durrrrrrrr {VCP-Wartech: you comming death? {VCP-DeathB}: ransom save ur ammo {VCP-DeathB}: alright get up here peeps Murton =VCS=: damn {VCP-Ransom}: oops damn blew up the black heli Raven=VCS=: what goin on vcs [VCPD]Rain: gusy is this gonna happen of what? {VCP-DeathB}: war Raven=VCS=: ????????? {VCP-Wartech: im leaving my bike here for you Murton =VCS= killed himself. {VCP-DeathB}: war Raven=VCS=: lmfao {VCP-Wartech: yes? {VCP-DeathB}: park it here Murton =VCS=: just changing class {VCP-Ransom}: guys, off the pcjs {VCP-Ransom}: mrbob! {VCP-Wartech: get off bob {VCP-DeathB}: now get behind cover guys {VCP-DeathB}: bobs about to time out {VCP-DeathB}: ransom leave it {VCP-DeathB}: er there we go {VCP-DeathB}: sgb {VCP-DeathB}: where u at? {VCP-Ransom}: k {VCP-Wartech: take cover {VCP-SGB}: i'm here {VCP-Wartech: dont stand there {VCP-Wartech: rain {VCP-DeathB}: get up here {VCP-DeathB}: rain {VCP-DeathB}: come where i am {VCP-Ransom}: ?! {VCP-Wartech: are we ready? {VCP-DeathB}: not yet [VCPD]Rain: im here {VCP-Wartech: ah {VCP-DeathB}: were missing one {VCP-DeathB}: rain {VCP-Wartech: hes comming now {VCP-DeathB}: get beside me [VCPD]Rain: what? {VCP-DeathB}: not behind me Dealer=VCS=: murton ? {VCP-DeathB}: get beside me Murton =VCS=: yup {VCP-Wartech: ok {VCP-Ransom}: guys, get rid of the bikes when they come Murton =VCS=: just changing to mexican Dealer=VCS=: we ready now {VCP-Wartech: we are ready {VCP-DeathB}: were ready [VCP]Ancyker: gonna use car? {VCP-DeathB}: bring it vcs {VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO Murton =VCS=: go go go [VCPD]Rain timed out. {VCP-Wartech: bring it on bitches Raven=VCS=: gonna cover fire k vcs {VCP-DeathB}: shit {VCP-DeathB}: guys [VCP]Ancyker: uh oh {VCP-Wartech: oh well {VCP-Ransom}: vcpd time out {VCP-DeathB}: remember the tactic {VCPD-MrBob} timed out. {VCP-Wartech: omg {VCP-Ransom}: hold on! [VCP]Ancyker: gonna need it {VCP-Ransom}: timeouts {VCP-DeathB}: woah time out {VCP-DeathB}: there goes 2 Dealer=VCS=: k vcs stop Oyst=VCS=: ffs crash {VCPD-MrBob} has joined the game. {VCP-DeathB}: VCS STOP [VCP]Ancyker: they comin {VCP-DeathB}: guys {VCP-DeathB}: remember the plan Dealer=VCS=: come back {VCP-DeathB}: follow it Murton =VCS=: what do you say dealer? Murton =VCS=: mercy? {VCP-DeathB}: he said WAIT Dealer=VCS=: come back cause oyst has crashed {VCP-DeathB}: there we go =) Oyst=VCS=: sorry lads {VCP-DeathB}: bob get here asap {VCP-Wartech: get your ass back here bob Murton =VCS=: come to me [VCP]Ancyker: death {VCP-DeathB}: ancyker ur a robber right? [VCP]Ancyker: use car with pcjs? [VCP]Ancyker: yes Dealer=VCS=: raven ?? Murton =VCS=: who we got? {VCP-DeathB}: comere ancyker {VCP-DeathB}: this is important {VCP-Wartech: ransom? {VCP-Ransom}: im here {VCP-DeathB}: anyone with a shotgun come to where i am Dealer=VCS=: vcs meet ata the bridge {VCP-DeathB}: now stay there Murton =VCS=: hat makes three Dealer=VCS=: raven n parker {VCP-Ransom}: death, i'll throw motolovs at the entrance ok? {VCP-Ransom}: everyone get away from me {VCP-DeathB}: no ransom {VCP-DeathB}: no molotovs Raven=VCS=: YUP {VCP-DeathB}: just shoot {VCP-DeathB}: weve got this {VCP-Ransom}: gah {VCP-DeathB}: follow the plan and ul be fine [VCP]Ancyker: death theres a cr over there we can use {VCP-Ransom}: fine {VCP-DeathB}: were fine as is {VCP-Wartech: no cars {VCP-DeathB}: ransom and war {VCP-DeathB}: come to where i am Murton =VCS=: 4 {VCP-Wartech: but i like my corner Raven=VCS=: yo vcs ???????? {VCP-DeathB}: now stay behind there Dealer=VCS=: where r u raven ? Murton =VCS=: yup Raven=VCS=: here Murton =VCS=: raven, get over here {VCP-Wartech: bob is comming {VCP-DeathB}: k now wait for bob to get here Raven=VCS=: beteewn bridges near the office {VCP-DeathB}: there he is =) {VCP-Wartech: ok {VCP-Ransom}: hehe nice bob {VCP-DeathB}: were ready guys {VCP-Wartech: we are ready {VCP-DeathB}: bob {VCPD-MrBob}: Flame throwers allowed? {VCP-DeathB}: no Dealer=VCS=: no {VCP-SGB}: no Murton =VCS=: five against 7 {VCPD-MrBob}: Ok. {VCP-Wartech: no {VCP-Wartech: no pickups {VCP-DeathB}: DONT USE IT {VCP-Wartech: so dont use it {VCP-Ransom}: WE ARE READY Murton =VCS=: go go go Dealer=VCS=: and we Dealer=VCS=: go Dealer=VCS=: {VCP-Wartech: bring it on! {VCP-Wartech: {VCP-Ransom}: careful about teamkills Murton =VCS=: take your time {VCP-DeathB}: shit {VCP-DeathB}: wait peeps {VCP-Wartech: bah {VCP-DeathB}: one of my speakers is fucking up bad [VCP]Ancyker: here they come {VCP-Wartech: oh well {VCP-Wartech: let em come {VCPD-MrBob}: Just checking to see if I have a good spot. {VCP-DeathB}: holy shit this thing has some base {VCP-Ransom}: get ready! {VCP-DeathB}: bass {VCP-DeathB}: yes come on Murton =VCS=: we ready? Oyst=VCS=: carful {VCP-DeathB}: yes go go go {VCP-Wartech killed Raven=VCS=. {VCPD-MrBob} killed Dealer=VCS=. {VCP-Ransom}: lol Raven=VCS=: bugger {VCP-DeathB} killed Parker=VCS=. Dealer=VCS=: shit {VCP-Ransom}: LOL Murton =VCS=: we got wiped Raven=VCS=: nice Dealer=VCS=: was a slaughter {VCP-Ransom}: yikes! {VCP-Wartech: are there more? {VCP-DeathB}: lol comon up [VCP]Ancyker: that all? {VCP-DeathB}: u have to {VCP-Ransom}: two of them down there {VCP-DeathB}: ya and they have to fight us Murton =VCS=: you have to kill us to win {VCP-DeathB}: comon up peeps [VCP]Ancyker: may i? {VCP-DeathB}: nah {VCP-DeathB}: wait for em {VCP-DeathB}: they have to come up VERY SOON Oyst=VCS=: got nothing but time baby Raven=VCS=: lambs to the slaughter should be rules against to secure positions {VCP-Ransom}: we can take em {VCP-DeathB}: there attacking not defending Murton =VCS=: true {VCP-DeathB}: its agains the rules for them to wait Oyst=VCS=: so either way one team has to die to win Murton =VCS=: we lose anyway when the server goes {VCP-DeathB}: comon up {VCP-DeathB}: =) Oyst=VCS=: come down Murton =VCS=: DEATH AND GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {VCP-Wartech: lol Oyst=VCS=: lol {VCPD-MrBob} killed Murton =VCS=. Dealer=VCS=: hehe Oyst=VCS=: ahh shit lol {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-DeathB}: now u oyst {VCP-Wartech: 1 left {VCP-DeathB}: lol Murton =VCS=: white flag? {VCP-DeathB}: get em guys Oyst=VCS= killed {VCP-Ransom}. {VCP-Ransom} killed Oyst=VCS=. {VCP-Ransom}: FINISH HIM! {VCP-DeathB}: hehe Oyst=VCS=: damn molotov ;/ {VCP-DeathB}: hes gone {VCP-Wartech: err Dealer=VCS=: wd oyst {VCP-DeathB}: we win {VCP-Ransom}: I killed him? {VCP-DeathB}: 3rd round? Murton =VCS=: no need Murton =VCS=: you guys won {VCP-DeathB}: lol ok Raven=VCS=: hmm Dealer=VCS=: yea {VCP-Wartech: ok {VCP-DeathB}: hold on {VCP-Ransom}: good game Dealer=VCS=: for points {VCP-DeathB}: i want ur opinion on something {VCP-Wartech: 3rd round or not? Dealer=VCS=: we shud play {VCP-Ransom}: I wanna 3rd round... {VCP-DeathB}: whats ur opinion on that bike trick {VCP-Wartech: im up for a 3rd round {VCP-DeathB}: =) {VCP-Ransom}: lol! {VCP-Ransom}: that was AWESOME Dealer=VCS=: everyone meet in the mall, ?? big battle in there ?? Murton =VCS=: we may have to steal that little trick Oyst=VCS=: no thanks i aint playing another round, im sick of this already lol. {VCP-DeathB}: lol Raven=VCS=: come on vcs one more for the road and lets get em {VCP-Ransom}: just ffa {VCP-Ransom}: come on... Oyst=VCS=: k then ;/ {VCP-DeathB}: yup ffa if they want to Murton =VCS=: I got other shit to take care of Raven=VCS=: nice one guys all part of the fun hehe {VCP-DeathB}: lol 4000 rounds for the m60 {VCP-Ransom}: did I kill him with the motolov? lol {VCP-DeathB}: lol {VCP-Wartech: lol {VCP-DeathB}: k well start here u guys start at the factory Murton =VCS=: good game dudes {VCP-DeathB}: on go meet in the center Dealer=VCS=: think we shud leave the 3rd round now {VCP-DeathB}: ? {VCP-Ransom}: anyone?!?! Murton =VCS=: catch you guys later Oyst=VCS=: cya murt Dealer=VCS=: we lost murton {VCP-DeathB}: oh ok Dealer=VCS=: 4 players {VCP-Ransom}: lol {VCP-Ransom}: doesn't matter {VCP-DeathB}: cya guys l8r then =) Dealer=VCS=: call it a day {VCP-Ransom}: ? ok Dealer=VCS=: yea gg {VCP-DeathB}: yup gg everyone {VCP-Wartech: are we playing 3rd round or not? Dealer=VCS=: cya laterz Dealer=VCS=: nope {VCP-Wartech: ok {VCP-Ransom}: later peeps Murton =VCS= has left the game. Raven=VCS= has left the game. {VCP-Wartech killed {VCPD-MrBob}. {VCP-Wartech: lol [VCP]Ancyker: well vcp, lets ffa {VCP-DeathB} has left the game. {VCPD-MrBob}: FFA? {VCP-SGB}: yah Parker=VCS=: rematch is a deffinate though boyz Oyst=VCS=: heh, good game? bleh {VCP-Ransom}: lol Oyst=VCS=: good fighting anyways Dealer=VCS= has left the game. Blue Zircon has joined the game. Parker=VCS= has left the game. Blue Zircon: haha Oyst=VCS= has left the game. {VCP-Wartech died. Blue Zircon: iggy was dumb enough to give me the password a few days back {VCP-Wartech: lol {VCP-Wartech: oh well [VCP]Ancyker: death {VCP-Wartech has left the game. Blue Zircon: fuck the vcp. free for all forever {VCP-Ransom} has left the game. Blue Zircon has left the game. {VCPD-MrBob}: Anybody still here? {VCPD-MrBob}: Well I'm off. {VCPD-MrBob}: Good game. {VCPD-MrBob} has left the game. {VCP-Ransom} has joined the game. Congrats to VCP for winning the tournament 4-0! GOOD JOB GUYS!

yeah I swear I had NO IDEA of this. blokker talked to me earlier and I have informed iggy and deathb. I only knew of a mta restarter project... I HAD NO IDEA OF THIS. BTW, if I really wanted to cheat, I wouldn't need this program. Hell, I could probably just use an address finder (won't give name of what the programs are called to keep from encouraging cheating people). Anyways, the bottom line is I'm pretty sure noone knew about this. Not even me.