Black Dragon

u know? ill be your little singing @$$saving little bird that will say: "USE THE SERCH BUTTON!"

hay, the wing walking thing IS posible, like in vice city when u come out of the plane u apear on its wing. oh yeah, another one... a hard one... a PARACHUTE! like falling slowly from the sky or somthing, a one shot thing u can take from eh... like a parachute respouning point...

there are tons, no, not tons, BILIONS of tons of problems such as these, and, well, by the fast reaction of you to my comment i dont think you really care about your exam thing. and dont curse too much. flammers are peaple that tell you how much of a f*cker you are and that sort of shit. im not into it.

no comment. i'll just wait for the flammers.

well.. i actually think that when the police stars go more then the money on getting busted should be reduced, like: "Police On/Off If you get busted you would loose money depending on how many stars you had. ******=50 *****=100 ****=500 ***=1000 **=1500 *=2000 "

is it just me or his status (where the cans should be) were turned into "stupid nOOb"

no. i mean were all just smart primates.

i guese hes perents just were some monkeys and thay did whatever they did in those days (monkey stile maybe? ) and there poped out of the females monkey after 9 long monthes 2 really smart children that had a gine of ...uhh... reproducing with eachother and so the human kind started to exist. and gient 6 miles long marmalade spiders a crouling up my 6th toe.

if it doisnt load, what should i give it?

no, uncle selkerot. please tell us. PLEEEEESE.

yup. he went nuts and become a go-go dancer becouse of a go-go dancer thet bit him in the third toe on the right leg. p.s. the post that i written about "yup.. that makes sense." was a joke man.

u get 200 health, 200 armour, 3 bodygourds to hire, 3 limos parking at your mension, + you got the hunter near the ocian beach hidout.

yup... thet makes sense

ahh... im bieng too nice... go to download page. click on manual of mta 0.3. theres sopposed to be a window with a discription & some tech stuff. in the bottom of this window there is a download button + some mirrors. click on the download thingy/mirror thingy. if your using any download accelerator (such as GetRight) cancel it. theres a white window, and after it theres the usual download thing where u select to open/save/cancel the download. do save. specify a location and pres on save(NOT CANCEL.. hehe). find that location on your hard drive using windows explorer. duble click on the file. if its *.rar/*.ace/*.zip, then find an unzipper and unzip the file into the same directory. double click on the file that you unzipped.

compleate the game 100% heres the list: * Complete every mission: a) Ken - 4/4 missions completed. b) Cortez - 4/4 missions completed. c) Diaz - 4/4 missions completed. d) Vercetti - 5/5 missions completed. e) Kent - 1/1 missions completed. f) Phil - 2/2 missions completed. g) Love Fist - 3/3 missions completed. h) Mitch - 3/3 missions completed. i) Auntie - 3/3 missions completed. j) Umberto - 4/4 missions completed. k) Avery - 3/3 missions completed. l) Phone (Assassination) - 5/5 missions completed. * Find 100/100 Hidden Packages. * Purchase all 7 normal properties. * Purchase all 8 'special' properties and complete the following: a) Malibu Club - 4/4 missions completed. b) Sunshine Auto's - 4/4 Import-Export Garage lists completed, 6/6 Street Races won. c) Printworks - 2/2 missions completed. d) Kaufman Cabs - 3/3 missions completed. e) Film Studio - 3/3 missions completed. f) Boatyard - 1/1 mission completed. g) Cherry Popper Factory - 1/1 mission completed. h) Pole Position Club - 1/1 mission completed. * Complete all 3 Stadium missions: a) Hot Ring - must win race in first place. b) Dirt Ring. c) Blood Ring. * Complete the following 'Fun Toys'/RC missions: a) 'RC Bandit'. b) 'RC Baron'. c) 'RC Raider'. * Complete the following side missions: a) 'Cone Crazy'. b) 'PCJ Playground'. * Complete all 4 helicopter checkpoint missions. * Complete both Dirt Track missions: a) Trial by Dirt. b) Test Track. * Knock off 15/15 specific stores. * Score 45 points or more in the Rifle Range bonus mini-game. * Drop off 100 or more people as a taxi driver. * Get to and complete Vigilante mission level 12. * Get to and complete Fire Fighter mission level 12. * Get to and complete Paramedic mission level 12. * Get to and complete Pizza Boy mission 10. * Pass 35/35 Rampages. * Complete 36/36 Unique Jumps.

Name: Black Dragon Job: berserker Weapon of choice: minigun, gattling cannon, voolkan, whatever u want to call it... and if that doisnt going to be synced/hard to get im just gonna use any assoult rifle. [EDIT] ok. i dont want to join. it just not likley to be a great big gang... sorry... i just like to be a part of a big great gang.

THAT!, will (hopfully) gonna be fixed in the next versions.*cough* as well as the EXITING orange-red led cuz its anoying. when i see red - i see thet my ping goes laggy and i need to restart for the connection to go well again, so make it green or something, or even sumthing like a lag-o-meter on the "out-game chat screen" *end of a really long cough*. now i go to see a doktor about my terible coughing, hehe...

uhh... serch the forums... there are tons of topics about it... but becouse im nice im gonna answer: go to ASE and click on a server. do the name thing. press connect. start a new game and wait till the cradits are rolling. do alt+tab. press "send game reqest". get back to the game. now theres the start of the game. choose diablos. if there anent any players but a crowd of peaple on the roof do alt+tab. do diconnect and then connect again. get back to the game and players should be running arund and killing you. MAN im nice.

can you be more specific? does the led starts to flash at the EXITING red - orange colors? are the credits are just rolling? have you even tried to open gta3.exe before? sorry 'bout the kinda sort of thereatening messege

just take a look:

erm... dodo flying including landing lassons: http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file ... 3_dodo.txt

Great Idias! I got another suggestion of that kind: Dodo Granade driveby's, kinda like "BOMBS AWAY!!" or "EAT GRANADE BLAST!!!"... k... i went 2 far...

erm... please stop doing that... that anoying and sometimes you take controll in the middle of the flight and usually it makes us both die..

that would be kind of hard... i mean, connecting... half of the times i just, well... cant... (ooh, look at all the preaty dots:.,';" hehe...). and I really think that the developers would *cough* change the location of the dodo witch is near the portland hideout becouse theres just not enough space to take off. *end of long cough* anyway... i'm really crappy about all of that GMT crap.. no wait.. i'm really crappy about all times.. mine is GMT + 1.. figure it out yourself..

well... I played it... total no. of players? 8 so far... gaming? funny. thats why: I know how to fly the dodo, and i was expacting that some of the other players will know how to fly it too. I flew for a while and i was amased by the peaple, becouse NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO FLY IT!!! I just cant belive nobody never asked me to tell how to fly it: GUIDE: http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file ... 3_dodo.txt