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or you can use your five fingerd co*k blanket to entertain you along this long and hard journey

Yeah u gotta return the favor of them pissing you off, take CSS for example, the MANI mod for that has alot of admin tools, such as Beacon, teleport and simpally Slay... I think its a good idea, and possible for all to be made with LUA (dunno about beacon yet, might try later )

There are alot of videos and images over the internet at the moment showing the current Alpha version of MTA San Andreas: Death Match, which ofcourse is a mode where your able to get out of your car and blast the living daylight outta your bestist friend!... lol But, at the current time there is no release date, and there probally never will be a known release date - it will be ready when its ready. Were very close to the beta stages now though, so keep your eye on http://www.mtavc.com for future updates.

Ofcource... No software released by the MTA Team has ever been a final product. I wish people would stop moaning at the MTA Team about it taking a long time - yes i understand that your all sitting here waiting for a release, but if something isnt ready it wont be released. Sure the beta is getting very close now but we dont mean its a few days away. It all depends on when the MTA:Blue core is stable enough to give out to the public. With everyone moaning and saying MTA is sh*t for taking so long will just annoy the developers, would you guys want to keep coding a mod if feedback was "MTA is sh*t", "Stop taking so long and release this sh*t!" (actual quotes from these forums)... Just sit and chillout - go play another game when your waiting for MTA:DM, go get laid! - i dont care lol.

Do you have any software firewalls installed, such as Zone Alarm or Norton Internet Security?

Making something like that isnt easy.

This is great news.. Im tired of using http://www.poltran.com lol

lol @ avatar, thats what we call a Chav in the UK Anyways What Game is it for, what version of the mod? - what didnt work, connection? the server didnt boot? Explain!

WE LOVE YOU ZION!

Zion:

Thats easy... Microsoft Fucked Up

That was just as much of a april fools as this thread is.

he really does not understand that we acctually just ripped him apart... lol - funage

Ransom For President!!

You are one of the most pathetic people I’ve ever met. p.s.:

It sounds like your system, sure ive had these types of problems in the past but not on every server. I would recomend that you give your network card drivers an update (if there is any) and run Windows Update too, MS have released some windows fixes to do with data transmission over NIC's.

BrophY, you leakage bastid!

Well as Paul said, we are (as in the QA Team) allways testing the mod or creating new and exciting game modes for you to play when it arrives at your hard drive , Every single night we get whats called a 'Nightly Build' which has alot of bug fixes in it which the QA team have reported the night before, but ofc in the world of programming "You fix one bug, your bound to get 2 more" which you will be pleased to hear, isnt allways the case!. So, if you want a short answer - the QA Team are busy every night. (its like a life change)

you can move the dumpers tray with the same keys you move the forks, don't know about the tow truck, I guess it's one of the numpad keys Numpad 8 and Numpad 2, enjoy Q. Can other players see my water steam (Firetruck, SWAT Van). A. First off, its Stream... not Steam... anyways, no they cant.

Soon as in terms of coding, time or liters of beer still to go? Joking, nice one mate. Bit of both lol

Talas... thats quite sad lol, but funny in the long run... Stealth Pyros: Even know you may think this way of beta testing is some what cheesy , its one of the quickest ways to find bugs then reporting them so the MTA Dev Team can fix them... Thats why SA-MP do it.

Hey there... Search google for GameXP - it modifies your system to be a gaming PC (turns off unwanted services and stuffs) i used it on mine and got a 40% FPS increase in most of my games (not that i need it anyway lol)

er, you go out to your PC Software Retailer, and you purchase a copy of Windows XP Pro (not home, home sucks). and i dont think u will get away with going into a shop and saying "I have no money, so can i have Windows XP please?"

GTA 4 wont bring death to MTA:DM, thats for sure... Hell i still play GTA2, multiplayer on that is allways a laugh Still, GTA4 will be amazing if it ever reaches the PC platform, but if it does not i wont be getting a crappy console to play it on (i hate consoles, their retarded pieces of equipment that you cant do jack shit with) Anyway lol... MTA:DM ftw tbh, and all of you who are supporting the MTA: Dev and QA Team, thanks