Ransom Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Think of something good for the Guiness Book of World Records Maybe you'll get in! Ex: Most times shot in the ass with a dart gun Link to comment
Garuzzo Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 u like getting shot in the ass ransom? Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 Naw I do the shooting Most miles ran while flying a kite Most grass picked by hand Most ejaculations theres too many Link to comment
Garuzzo Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 i make teh most daisy chainsaws Link to comment
AcE_ Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 longest urination time I can win that Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 lol I was thinkin of that Most miles on flat tires /me gets in his Cadillac Link to comment
[MNK]MiNdLeSs Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 LOL! longest time played MTA w/o food, sleepp, or contact to the outside world Link to comment
-UtopiA- Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Most blinks in a minute. Longest shit log. Longest time eyes kept open without going blind or blinking. Most number of minutes swimming with sharks without being killed. Most number of "stupid Guiness records" created by one person on the MTA message board. Sidenote: Ace joined a MONTH before Ransom and he only has 100 posts, whereas Ransom has over 2,000. What's up with that shit? Link to comment
vass69 Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 the longes listener to radio espantoso Link to comment
-UtopiA- Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 the longes listener to radio espantoso I dunno, I can picture a Ricky Martin look-a-like jamming to that driving down the road in an Oceanic. Link to comment
[KFC]Teknickel Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 ummmmmmmmmm Most 40's drank without passing out...im talkin bout st ides 8.2% alchohol i assure u its beer. Most times hitting yourself in the face Most fat women slept with... Biggest testicle size difference...talkin bout the left...and the right.... Most hours spent staring at a wall Link to comment
vass69 Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 most ppl standing on a caddy Link to comment
[KFC]KungFu Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 :Most ejaculationstheres too many I have been giving this one a try... Even if you lose you win btw, Is it less gay to shoot someone in the ass with a dart gun than to be shot? Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 Sidenote:Ace joined a MONTH before Ransom and he only has 100 posts, whereas Ransom has over 2,000. What's up with that shit? He went into a coma (Real explanation: Just cause you joined a certain day doesn't mean your post count rises, in other words he doesn't automatically always have more posts than me, get it?) :Most ejaculationstheres too many I have been giving this one a try... Even if you lose you win btw, Is it less gay to shoot someone in the ass with a dart gun than to be shot? hmm I dont know I tried to make the best out of getting away from the situation and it seems to be workin since I got ya confused Link to comment
-UtopiA- Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I got over 1,000 posts in 36 days over at GTAForums. Most hours spent connected to mIRC Most hours spent connected to mIRC and actually using mIRC Biggest splash from a cannonball into a pool Farthest a blind man walked without smacking into something (no cane) Most number of times someone can use the word "the" in one sentence Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 longest staring at ugly avatars Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 I got over 1,000 posts in 36 days over at GTAForums. Most number of times someone can use the word "the" in one sentence Fuck the dog, the dog likes the fucking cock the little bastard. Most time spent tolerating posts a page-scroll long (madboy) Link to comment
SteadVéx Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 (edited) *edit, delete, i don't want to offend anyone by replying to the comment about this post so i'll just delete it and pretend i never said anything normal * Edited March 26, 2004 by Guest Link to comment
[KFC]Teknickel Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 sorry but that was gay..... like really.... Link to comment
[FBI]Mac-10 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 lolz @ tek with the fat ladies slept with one haha most grams smoked in a single toke most quater-blunts smoked in one session biggest toke cloud ; in (l x w) longest rail of coke sniffed without bleeding profusely from the nostral most times flicking self in testicals with rubber elastic most grams of mushrooms consumed before thinking you will die most amount of consecutive headaches while staring at the screen playing MTA. Link to comment
[nWg]ScarFace3 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 smelliest Fart longest wank with out erupting hairyest NIPPLE (lol) longest tyme without a show( we all kno death b got that one) oldest virgin( death b prob gots that too ) most wrinkley nutsack in the world those r myne Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 Most rejections ever Most grapes eaten from a building fastest run while taking a shit fastest run while takin a piss longest run naked most people mooned Link to comment
[nWg]ScarFace3 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 MYNE WERE WAY BETTER Link to comment
[FBI]Mac-10 Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 SILENCE! THE BOTH OF YOU! Link to comment
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