Can mta users rhyme ?

[Shib]

Pimp yours was good but toooooooooo short

[P I M P]

omg

[vass69]

omg

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that is spam

and u wont get ham

[P I M P]

isint it funny who telling me i spam when he

is the one that always spam.... j/k

[Shib]

who liked my rhyme??

[vass69]

ur ryhmes were pretty good

maybe u get into the rap hood

[Ape]

Dont tell him that cause its a lie,

If he goes to the hood like that he gonna die,

Do I think I can rap,

hell no this is crap

so I will shut my trap

[P I M P]

Then how do you know

that i dont have a chance,

I maybe dont have and nither

of us could have, but i can still beat you

in a battle with us two,

Rapin who said we can that?

Was that one jellus f#g?

That is talking crap!...

[Shib]

What you talkin about it's crap?

The only thing that rules is rap

just coz mine is better than y'all

and y'all ashamed coz ur moms a whore

No need to get in a flame

dont forget it's only a game

[P I M P]

Whatever dude dont need get filled up

with anrgy words, we still know

that you raped here..

so we still laughing

that you still are rapin

[full_clip]

yo, slowly but surely

this threads goin out early

all this talkin bout the hood

at first i thought this Ape character was almost good

but i was wrong, because he is bad, like everyone one else in here

give vassie a beer! or not, doesnt matter just get his ass da f*ck outta here

time to get back to the rapin', or should i say rappin'?

doesnt matter what ever happens, happens

like my man Dre, I just popped some ecstacy

aint no tellin what the effects could be

i dunno about you, but i know about me

im the real muthafuckin Pee-Igh-Em-Pee

[vass69]

Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth my while

the vass stay versitile

with Million Dollar lifestyle

and I can feel it as a child growin' up

the niggaz that were real and the niggaz that were scared as fuck

that's why vass only roll with a chosen few

You ain't really real, I can tell when I look at you

So ease off the trigga talk, you ain't killin shit

it's not affecting me or the niggaz that I'm chillin with

I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket

Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket

I guess that's why we never kick it

a lot of niggaz are soft and get tossed tryin to fuck with the liquid

How many niggaz do you know like this?

Also claimin that they're riding but they really turn bitch

It don't make sense

Either you're a soldier from the start

or an actor with a record deal tryin to play the part

like dat

[Guest]

Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth my while

the vass stay versitile

with Million Dollar lifestyle

and I can feel it as a child growin' up

the niggaz that were real and the niggaz that were scared as

that's why vass only roll with a chosen few

You ain't really real, I can tell when I look at you

So ease off the trigga talk, you ain't killin shit

it's not affecting me or the niggaz that I'm chillin with

I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket

Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket

I guess that's why we never kick it

a lot of niggaz are soft and get tossed tryin to with the liquid

How many niggaz do you know like this?

Also claimin that they're riding but they really turn bitch

It don't make sense

Either you're a soldier from the start

or an actor with a record deal tryin to play the part

like dat

i thought they had to be homemade rhymes, i can copy lyrics off the net and insert my name to

[vass69]

lol ive made so much that my head is empty of rhymes

gary is here

oh dear

how can we make him go away

just say its end of the day

he is like a parrot

his other nick is Carrot

if its dark he belives its night

and he wakes up only if he sees light

so just knock him out

or slap him with large trout

[P I M P]

fullclip is geting bad mother f,

and didnt you have more

count or am i wrong that you

havint make even a word

wow whos copy hes

rap from anothers word was it u clip

or was it vassie? dont know

but think u never get the beer

or have u got it bassie?

ah this rap post sucked the other was betther

[[KFC] El Burro]

Pfftttt... Rap this then...

AN ODE TAE A FERT

What Sleekit, lingerin’, horrible beastie

Lurks in yer stomach after a feastie

Aw the Tattie’s, Mince an’ mushy Pea’s

Quietly stir a gentle breeze

Ah feel it now, ach here’s the pudding

Ah hope its not gonna be too sudden

Coz what goes in must come oot

And yer sphincter muscle shifts aboot

Ah squeeze ma bum tae the chair

Ah pray tae God its only Air

Off tae the lavvy a better scurry

Ach, tae hell its not ma worry

But all ma efforts go asunder

Oot it comes like a clap o’ Thunder

Ricochets arood the room

Mighty me, a Sonic boom!

Bloody hell It fairly reeks

Ah hope ah hav’nae shit ma breeks

I wait sniff for a while

And ah can’t help but raise a smile

“T’WIS HIM!” I shout with accusing glower

Alas too late, he just keeled ower

“WIS YOU YE BASTARD!” They shout and stare

Ah, dinnae feel welcome anymair

So there ye have it, the story’s ower

And ootside the house I now cower

What pandemonium at Rabbies Perty

Ower the sake o’ one wee Ferty

If you don't understand... go flush yourself down the toilet

[vass69]

boys dont spam

go to ur mom she offers ham

but she wont give ya beer

cos then u wouldnt come back here

go and eat

then come back and listen to my beat

then u will feel the real heat

[full_clip]

lets get straight to the point

hold up lemme spark this joint

either PIMP has the worst raps ever made

or hes still chillin in the seventh grade

dont ever be accusing me of thieving raps, hell

i might just have to see you dead and leaving cap shells

so heres some advice take it or leave it

PIMP, fix up your rhymes and but dont be like vass and just steal it

El Burro your just jokes, but dont get it twisted

take a couple tokes, and cut the length of your shit

less you feel like gettin dissed up and then fisted

notice my shits not long, cuz its not needed

so keep that in mind or no one will read it!

[SM|rawk_it]

full_clips straight pwns me

and i cant rap for shit my ... homey ?

[vass69]

full_clips straight pwns me

and i cant rap for shit my ... homey ?

thats a good start...lol

but u need to work with ur rhyming skills

[[KFC]KungFu]

You hate me cause you aint me, Hop off my dick

All that shit talk...but in the server you got owned up real quick

Truth hurts lame fuck and you are nothing but bitches

So you lame and you cry whaaaa “KFC used Glitches”

Noones buying it, stop trying it, I made you look dumb

Now you follow me around drooling with your mouth full of cum

Im ThaGrip, King Kung, KungLoa, KungPow, KungFu

Your pissed cause I own,,,You don’t know what to do

Just sit back, watch and learn as I widen the Gap

Between KFC and some gangs that were good a ways back

When you read this you’ll whine and say that Im lame

I’ll just point and laugh cause,, I didn’t mention your name

[SM|rawk_it]

hahahah, nice one kung.

Truth hurts lame and you are nothing but bitches

So you lame and you cry whaaaa “KFC used Glitches”

Noones buying it, stop trying it, I made you look dumb

Now you follow me around drooling with your mouth full of cum

hahah that part killed me.

[[KFC]KungFu]

Thanks Rawk.

I need to be inspired that's why I haven't made one in 5 months..lol I have 3 more on page 2 here I think.

btw read our general section when you get the time.. thanks

[full_clip]

its like, Kung, look at all this jibber that you brung

fact is your poetic-assed mof*ckin' raps are dung, but hey

fact 2 is that i could diss you all day so go away

back to mta where you say you da best

full-clip enters game and click-clack goes the gat

2-4-6 vitual bullets headed at ya head and chest

you would've died but your cheatin ass was wearin' a lead vest

i say post haste and back to present time and day

i just hit the weed or the weed hit me

but at least i started bustin out i dunno im out peace

[Guardians Proper]

its like, Kung, look at all this jibber that you brung

fact is your poetic-assed mof*ckin' raps are dung, but hey

fact 2 is that i could diss you all day so go away

back to mta where you say you da best

full-clip enters game and click-clack goes the gat

2-4-6 vitual bullets headed at ya head and chest

you would've died but your cheatin ass was wearin' a lead vest

i say post haste and back to present time and day

i just hit the weed or the weed hit me

but at least i started bustin out i dunno im out peace

Good, good.

But not as good as Kung's.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!