Towncivilian Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 [09-28 00:00:06] * TAPL ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)[09-28 00:00:11] <%iggy> fuck that guy [09-28 00:00:13] * TAPL ([email protected]) has joined #mta [09-28 00:00:18] <%Robpol86> what why [09-28 00:00:26] <%iggy> i hope hes dead Link to comment
denny199 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 [English] Daphne Smith says: 27.000? [English] Giovanni Santoro says: Do I look like a bitch ? [English] Daphne Smith says: Yes. [English] Giovanni Santoro says: Cause you're trying to fuck me like one. [English] Giovanni Santoro says: But, I'll let it go at that price. [English] Giovanni Santoro says: I like to get fucked, sometime... [English] Giovanni Santoro says: If you see what I eman. [English] Giovanni Santoro says: Mmmmhh Daphne Smith: (( Nom nom nom )) Daphne Smith: (( )) Link to comment
Woovie Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 This is for IRC and Forum quotes. Also that wasn't funny. Look at this spammer. We should ban him. i only ever order stuff with them* Cazomino05|Laptop ([email protected]) has joined #mta [Cazomino05|Laptop] Now you're just some country that I used to own * Oranje sets mode +a #mta Cazomino05|Laptop * Oranje gives channel operator status to Cazomino05|Laptop * Cazomino05|Laptop has quit (Changing ident) * Cazomino05|Laptop ([email protected]) has joined #mta * maple.nl.eu.gtanet.com sets mode +a #mta Cazomino05|Laptop * maple.nl.eu.gtanet.com gives channel operator status to Cazomino05|Laptop * Cazomino05|Laptop has quit (Changing host) * Cazomino05|Laptop ([email protected]) has joined #mta * maple.nl.eu.gtanet.com sets mode +a #mta Cazomino05|Laptop * maple.nl.eu.gtanet.com gives channel operator status to Cazomino05|Laptop HOLY FUCK Link to comment
Deltanic Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 [20:18:39] Hmm I am not sure if I'll sleep well tonight...[20:18:39] http://us13.memecdn.com/nicki-minaj_o_766660.jpg [20:18:48] https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58483019/SCIENCE.PNG [20:18:55] WHAT [20:18:59] how did you post that [20:19:00] what [20:19:13] LOL [20:19:15] i was going to post my pic but you went and post the EXACT SAME PIC [20:19:35] you are not spying on me? Listening what I say on teamspeak? [20:19:45] i'm not in your teamspeak [20:19:48] good [20:19:58] so: dafuq magic Link to comment
Ransom Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 access if fucking butter in my anus Link to comment
Si|ent Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I just spent an hour reading through the early/middle pages of this topic. Very nostalgic, I miss those days sometimes Link to comment
Tete omar Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 16:22 johnline: is your butt free now or can I use it?16:22 used now* 16:23 *** Slayer joined #mta 16:24 HOW DARE YOU SOAD! 16:25 You're looking for a ban ... 16:25 he is my daddy 16:25 why would he ban me? 16:25 *** tim260|school is now known as tim260 16:25 Johnline , is SOAD your stupid son ? 16:26 SOAD is a girl 16:26 he is alcoholic and shy 16:26 he won't talk now. 16:26 OH LOOK AIBO IS BACK 16:26 That's why she's retarded. 16:26 the depressive russian 16:53 horsepower16:55 porsehower 16:55 whorespower Laughing at this one ^ Link to comment
Deltanic Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 [19:05:09] I've done my project on my friend Link to comment
Towncivilian Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 [11-14 14:25:33] <%HoboPie> he's here to mtadiag ✓ Link to comment
MTA Team ccw Posted November 15, 2012 MTA Team Share Posted November 15, 2012 ah, the expert ccw has appeared btw, it turned out he was being sarcastic Link to comment
Woovie Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 * thecrasher ([email protected]) has joined #mta mta dick * thecrasher has quit (Client exited) Average samp player. Edit: * mib_r8zan9 ([email protected]) has joined #mta hi hi how are you ! great,u? good * mib_r8zan9 has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) thats just swell what a nice guy Edit2: how come there's no single bad american guy in ac3http://i.imgur.com/0ustZ.jpg all the bad guys are brits, and all americans are called patriots http://i.imgur.com/0ustZ.jpg * lil_Toady sets ban on c:*!*@gtanet-m27f9i.70-40-227.netnet.net * lil_Toady sets ban on *!*@gtanet-m27f9i.70-40-227.netnet.net Link to comment
Deltanic Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) [19:50:10] <_50p> it's not so cool when pages aren't formatted the same way.. say __NOTOC__{{Server function}} ... some of them start the other way round[19:50:21] <_50p> so i had to use RegEx to find it... [19:50:40] <_50p> it is so complicated pattern.. [19:50:44] <_50p> look: (??:__NOTOC__)+(?:[\w\W]?)(?:\{\{([\w\W]+?)\}\})([\w\W]?)+?)|(?:[\w\W]?)(?:\{\{([\w\W]+?)\}\})([\w\W]?)+?(?:__NOTOC__)+ [19:50:51] O___________O [19:50:56] is that dubstep, _50p? [19:50:57] mind = blown [19:51:00] <_50p> lol Edited December 2, 2012 by Guest Link to comment
CapY Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Just another random convo... [2:39:24 PM] Viper: Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, Forever Alone V.V[2:40:21 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have five fingers. The middle one's for you. [2:40:38 PM] DTR Chris: ^^ haha [2:41:19 PM] Viper: Roses are red violets are blue i am not a gay so keep your finger for you [2:42:17 PM] CapY: Okay bitch you wanna fight [2:42:33 PM] Viper: bring it on faka [2:42:55 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was ugly but then I met you [2:42:46 PM] DTR Chris: ^^ HAHA [2:42:47 PM] Viper: *thought [2:42:48 PM] Viper: PWNED [2:43:00 PM] DTR Chris: Nope ^^ Tweety says Tought! [2:43:11 PM] DTR Chris: I taught i saw a putty cat. [2:43:14 PM] Viper: so capy is tweety STILL PWNED [2:43:35 PM] CapY: Bring it on motherfucker!! [2:44:44 PM] Viper: Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly and your ass is red too [2:44:19 PM] Viper: [2:44:46 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Lemons are sour, I'll open your mom's legs and do her 1 hour [2:44:55 PM] CapY: bitch [2:45:09 PM] DTR Chris: HAHA [2:45:13 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I fucked your mother and made you. [2:45:16 PM] CapY: IN YO FACE HO [2:45:28 PM] Viper: roses are red violets are blue, i fucked your mom and did it with you [2:45:39 PM] CapY: OOOOH [2:45:41 PM] CapY: OOHHHH [2:45:44 PM] CapY: OOOOOHHHH [2:45:45 PM] CapY: YOU ARE DEAD [2:45:49 PM] Viper: (rofl) [2:45:58 PM] Viper: no i am waleed not dead [2:46:02 PM] Viper: (rofl) [2:46:29 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like you, belongs to the zoo. Don't be sad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you!! [2:46:38 PM] CapY: HAA! [2:47:02 PM] Viper: this is old and bored [2:47:11 PM] Viper: lemme get a lemon then come and pwn u [2:47:55 PM] CapY: Roses are red, watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told. [2:48:22 PM] CapY: madafaka [2:48:53 PM] DTR Chris: Boobs are white, tits are red, give me your mum and I'll show you. [2:49:08 PM] CapY: lol wat [2:49:17 PM] DTR Chris: idk [2:49:38 PM] Anderl: You're all gays so why even bother to try not to look like. [2:49:25 PM] CapY: haahh [2:49:27 PM] Anderl: [2:49:32 PM] Viper: snow is while sky is blue gimme your cousin and u will get her as a hoe (rofl) [2:50:10 PM] CapY: Anderl - here's one for you. Roses are red, violets are blue. one ripped condom that caused you. [2:50:21 PM] DTR Chris: lol... [2:50:34 PM] Viper: roses are red my jacket is gray anderl my son we know u are gay [2:50:37 PM] CapY: Roses are brown, Violets are brown. WHO SHIT IN MY GARDEN?! [2:50:53 PM] CapY: hahahahahaha [2:50:57 PM] CapY: viper ^ [2:50:57 PM] Viper: [2:51:23 PM] CapY: God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, we all make mistakes. [2:51:42 PM] CapY: Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, lift up your shirt and show us your tits. [2:51:49 PM] Viper: something smells weird and no not a flower stop stop shitting in my garden u awful clown Link to comment
Towncivilian Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 [12-21 23:08:37] <%Robpol86> ANUS OF CONCRETE Link to comment
RiD Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 [00:41] winzip [00:41] WHO THE HELL USES WINZIP!!! [00:41] trust me, its much better than np++ when it comes to usability [00:41] * Cheetah has quit (Quit: Leaving) [00:41] 7-zip the way to go, though [00:41] lets see [00:41] ghostrider stfu winrar is the best iso tool [00:41] best iso tool [00:41] lmao [00:41] WHAT [00:42] * GhostRider facepalms [00:42] someone quotewall that first 2013 quotewall post. i deserve the internet Link to comment
Woovie Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The internet doesn't deserve you. way more reliable than toadys country detection you offended lil_Toady you're screwed lil_toady sux BAN BAN Link to comment
CapY Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) I'm not a faggot but I had to do this... [3:30:14 PM] CapY: Viper do you want to be my boyfrien?[3:30:28 PM] Viper: u forgot the D faka [3:30:32 PM] CapY: Don't worry about the D, you'll get that later... [3:30:38 PM] Viper: xDDDDDDD [3:30:41 PM] Viper: (rofl) [3:30:41 PM] CapY: AHEUEHUAE [3:30:43 PM] CapY: (rofl) [3:30:47 PM] CapY: gotta capture this [3:30:51 PM] Viper: Nah save the D for your GF Edited February 16, 2013 by Guest Link to comment
CapY Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 [11:16:46 AM] Qaisjp: i want to take your long beautiful cock and shove it up my ass[11:16:50 AM] Qaisjp: did you know that? Link to comment
Tete omar Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 i wish i was gay i mean, i wish i WERE gay sorry Link to comment
Woovie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 i'll read about oil for the next hour and a half Link to comment
MTA Team Blokker_1999 Posted August 26, 2013 MTA Team Share Posted August 26, 2013 Ok guys, I need to leave the IRC, ++* Myk3L has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) leaving is for the poor. i live here * Woovie^Work has quit (Quit: ) Link to comment
Woovie Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Main channel 14:34:57 Woovie^Work → %Robpol86 In a PM 14:36:12 we miss you at #internet14:36:40 wait 14:36:42 you are fake 14:36:43 fuck you 14:36:43 14:38:01 HAHAHAHA Link to comment
RiD Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 GhostRider is not amused. 21:01:35 : i am gay lel Link to comment
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