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[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

I guess its dumbf uck day

* Ransom sets ban on *!*@gtanet-5kphf5.net.t-com.hr

<-- Ransom has kicked JoeBullet from #mta (Ransom)

1

* Ransom sets ban on *!*@gtanet-lmsj2q.brasiltelecom.net.br

Oh

<-- Ransom has kicked LooooP from #mta (Ransom)

2

They had a deal

anyone else

oh

* Ransom sets ban on *!*@gtanet-lkr.tpp.29.195.IP

<-- Ransom has kicked CapY from #mta (Ransom)

3

Shortly afterwards:

oh missed one

Ransom sets ban on *!*@gtanet-626be9.net.t-com.hr

<-- Ransom has kicked GodFather from #mta (Ransom)

[Deltanic]

Hunter: Who knows how to create a MTA server to Internet?

[GnC]Joker: meow

Hunter: some tutorial

Orange: /start internet

Hunter: ok thanks I go try it

[PS]MAR: LOL

one min later

Hunter: don't work it

Hunter: start: Resource could not be found

[Towncivilian]

[03-09 16:06:29] my arse

[03-09 16:06:42] oh what

[Ransom]

Stupid posts deleted, don't reply unless you have something to add.

its what i have to do if i fuck my 360's nand

[21:10] i only got like 4 folders

[21:10] go rid of the extra fat

[21:10] just shortcuts

[21:11] porn, hammer gifs, iggybot, xbox360 games

[21:11] and accessories, system tools, startup, and games

[diegofkda]

your vehicles are almost as wide as an entire lane

older euro styling isn't bad

eh I like small cars

I don't like BUBBLY cars

Ban him Towncivilian.

those are normal sized cars woovie

<%Towncivilian> wat

you live in the land of the wideload

HoboPie, you're not even listening

no i'm reading

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

WARARARARARARARARAR TEBAATUSASULA RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON FILM PRADUCKSHAWN BIG ACKSHON MOOBIE COOMING SOOON CAAAAAAAAHMING SOOON COOOMING SOON RAMON FILM PRAWDUCKSHAWN NUMBAH WAHN FILM COMPANY IN UGANDA WE DO DA BEST WARARARA

heh

* jhxp sets ban on *!*@*.toya.net.pl

* jhxp has kicked zxxoo from #mta (you're still banned, you know)

holy shit i thought i had been banned

lol

hahaha

my butthole clenched really tight right there

[Towncivilian]

[04-07 00:08:15] i have got nothing done today and i can smell my balls through my pants

[04-07 00:08:18] this is great

[Cassandra]

great. Now um hungary

Czech ur fridge den

im russian to the kitchen

maybe u'll find some trukey

ive found some but it's covered in greece

poor you. Der is norway u can eat dat

there is a can of chile as well

yay!!! canada chile. I want it aswel

denmark your name on the can duh

[Jaysds1]

Towncivilian: mail transfer agent is some serious shit

SugarD-x: Host a VC Blue server. Watch MTA:IV connect to it

well, do you have any speghetty sauce for us today?

ol

lol*

<@Towncivilian> vs2008 just hung in , so no

<@Towncivilian> ok hows this http://pastebin.com/MvzmWc5e

DAMN... What's that suppose to be?

<@Towncivilian> inefficient

<@Towncivilian> well, the /msgr command

<@Towncivilian> which i have no idea what it does ironically, probably message recipient or something, i've never used it

even if you were going to use it, what were you going to use it for?

<@Towncivilian> uh

thts the point you would never use it

[Ransom]

I just milked myself

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

those who say I WILL HELP MAKING SCRIPTS

cant script for shit

lol

and when he gives the script 'he made' just gives a compiled DKR stolen resource

qaisjp?

but spanish

quesojp

[Ransom]

[11:02] just looking at your dick makes me feel sick

[11:03] <3

[11:06] wtf

[11:06] your dick was great

[Cassandra]

hey sandra

really really bored

what should i do now?

what's up?

why you not replying??????????????????

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

i'm really bored now. What should I do? What's your problem?

well, i think u shud stand on ur front lawn wit ur pants down waitin 4 google earth 2 cum by nd take ur beautiful dress-less pic. My thoughts r nasty sumtimes so stop askin me u bitch.

ummm i guess i know what's wrong now.

um glad u understood dat u r my prob. BB sweet dreams.

This is one of my crazy stuffs.

[Ransom]

so i never told you guys my coming-out story

[Towncivilian]

[04-11 22:41:47] ccw you make me foam at the minge every time you commit to mtasa-blue

[04-11 22:42:12] * &ccw burns his keyboard

[Ransom]

My right rape is enjoying more music than my left one...

[CapY]

Ela: oh

Ela: you're stupid.

Cap: still smarter than you

*The user has gone offline

Cap: pwnt!

[AeroXbird]

[1:50pm] ILL STEAL YOUR CHILDREN

[1:50pm] TAKE EM

[1:50pm] Hey kony i herd u liek children

[1:50pm] who doesnt

[1:50pm] ;D

[1:50pm] THAT MAKES 90,45$

[1:50pm] FOR JUST 19,95 AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU'LLG ET A SECOND ONE FOR FRE!!

[1:50pm] Hink1 ([email protected]) has joined. «118 people»

[1:50pm] <&lil_Toady> Hey kony i herd u liek children

[1:50pm] <&lil_Toady> who doesnt

[1:51pm] <&lil_Toady> see, that proves she's a girl!

[1:51pm] NO

[1:51pm] hah!

[1:51pm] IM A PEDOPHILE

[1:51pm] duh

[1:51pm] naw

[1:51pm] toady u r really gay

[1:51pm] they hate children, hence why they rape them

[1:51pm] DUH

[1:51pm] oh

[1:51pm] <&lil_Toady> you got no excuse

[1:51pm] but i have feelings

[1:51pm] im a good pedophile

[1:51pm]

[1:51pm] Nop, giving them a candy does not count

[1:51pm] oh

[1:51pm] <&lil_Toady> good pedophile is dead pedophile

[Ransom]

[18:24] any turkish or italian

[18:24] i need help to translate something

[18:24] <[PS]MAR> Remi-X is turkish

[18:24] stop nickalerting me please

[18:25] thats it

[18:25] remi, would you mind translating me something?

[18:25] ok Remi-X

[18:25] <[PS]MAR> ok Remi-X

[18:26] <[PS]MAR> type Remi-X and not Remi

[18:26] Remi-X he needs to translate something from english to turkish

[18:26] well you wont annoy me Ransom but theres someone trying to sleep next to me

[18:26] ur man?

[18:26] no stepbrother, im on phone

[18:26] <[PS]MAR> mute the sound Remi-X

[18:26] FUCK YOU [PS]MAR

[18:26] <[PS]MAR> Love you too <3 REMI-X

[18:26] you sleep with your stepbrother?

[18:26] im not turkish

[18:27] gosh..

[18:27] <[PS]MAR> ^^^

[18:27] any turkish / italian here?

[18:27] fuck this

[18:27] * Remi-X has left #mta

[18:27] its like that movie STEPBROTHERS

[18:32] renk0n i have some turkish speakers.. wanna have em?

[18:32] HE KICKED AN ARAB

[18:32] sure slifer.. thanks in advance.

[18:32] PREPARE FOR TERERIZAM

[18:32] * GodFather runs

[18:32] * renk0n runs away too

[18:32] * FabioGNR lays down

[18:33] <[PS]MAR> fear not

[18:33] <[PS]MAR> I have already planted a bomb on each of you

[18:33] 'The bomb has been planted'.

[18:33] * Slifer explodes

[18:33] 'The bomb has been defused'.

[18:34] <[PS]MAR> nope

[18:34] Sliyer how can I talk with those turkish speakers?

[18:34] <[PS]MAR> you cut the wrong wire

[18:34] <[PS]MAR> o/

[18:34] Slifer*

[18:34] you can

[18:34] but it would be funny

[18:34] emw ait

[18:34] wait

[18:35] * FabioGNR slaps IJzerenRita around a bit with a large trout

[18:35] ha

[18:35] hai

[18:35] are you dutch

[18:35] ?

[18:35] Iggy

[18:35] Picard

[18:35] btw renk0n

[18:35] do you know what i mean by Speakers?

[18:35] ah lol

[18:35] speakers bought in turkey

[Ransom]

your are stupid

[Ransom]

[00:54] I'd fuck chris hansen

[00:54] the easy way or the hard way?

[00:54] hard

[00:54] aww yeah

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

I read that you can tighten your thigh muscles for 30 seconds and kill a boner

i can kill anything as long as it pays well

[Towncivilian]

[05-31 23:36:52] oh god bullet sync how swag

[05-31 23:37:25] * @Ransom ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: I'LL SHOOT YOUR TITS OFF!)

[Deltanic]

[21:13] here's a stupid question

[21:13] Does Sony own Rock*?

[Dev]

Lmfao, these are hilarous.