Tubbie Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 What's the nicest way of getting your HP back? Yeah, you can just die and respawn, but think about single player. You know, that pretty lady with the 2 nice polygon lumps on the front who gets your car bouncing. Yeah, that's right... the hooker! Would be nice to implement hookers when introducing NPCs Link to comment
zerb Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) What happens if I’m bouncing away in the car and another player comes and fires bullet holes through my vehicle? The polygon created, bee-stingers as I call them, won’t be much pleasure if I’m getting shot at. Edited February 29, 2008 by Guest Link to comment
Tubbie Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 Well, you can use her as a human shield Ladies first! Corpse humping is also an option, but it's not that satisfying Link to comment
Kemeros Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 LOL.... That's a good plan to have the game or mod banned in half the countries haha... Link to comment
Tubbie Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 Well.. why would that be the case? Hookers already are included I would even consider it discriminating if they are not included LOL What's wrong with a nice hooker and a good shag? It will definately fill CJ's health bar... perhaps you should make it possible to shoot while you're rocking your car ghehe... a real gangsta always knows when to pop his enemies... even when he's busy doing errrrr... things Link to comment
thestrangestick Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Well.. why would that be the case? Hookers already are included I would even consider it discriminating if they are not included LOL What's wrong with a nice hooker and a good shag? It will definately fill CJ's health bar... perhaps you should make it possible to shoot while you're rocking your car ghehe... a real gangsta always knows when to pop his enemies... even when he's busy doing errrrr... things This is the most bizarre topic I have ever read. I hope this never gets implemented, purely because it's plain wrong, you are talking about necrophilia.. dear dear. Link to comment
Tubbie Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 ... ahhh well that was a joke! I'm sorry if you got me wrong, guess I have a strange sense of humour. Anywayz, my point is that hookers are a fun way of getting HP and you can solve problems like being shot at while doing the adult only thingy... is by using the hooker as some sort of human shield. That's all Gosh Link to comment
Mr.hankeyeye Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 haha LOL well i guess it would be fun you could create a gamemode of it called WHEN THE CAR IS ROCKING DON'T COME KNOCKING PS:i share your humor im NL 2 Link to comment
Oli Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think this Tubbie guy might be Mark Dixie Link to comment
Tubbie Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 haha LOL well i guess it would be fun you could create a gamemode of it called WHEN THE CAR IS ROCKING DON'T COME KNOCKING PS:i share your humor im NL 2 Haha cool! By the way, you remember me of the old skool GTA2 saying "No donation, noooooooooo salvation" Hookers should get paid ofcourse By the way... who's Mark Dixie? Link to comment
Tubbie Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 Lol dunno, but would be nice You can always just code some gigolo's using ped functions and stuff Perhaps you could use a purple limo as shag mobile, for him and her. Or even the magic naughty school girls bus Link to comment
Phat Looser Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 It could be scripted soon, so - since the humping of the car can be done client side, I don't see any problems in that. Link to comment
Slothman Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 http://mtabeta.com/index.html?p=resourc ... ils&id=132 /hope your happy // i feel dirty Link to comment
Tubbie Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 Hahahaha omg that so rocks!!! I do that all the time, but now it actually makes sense to do that! Link to comment
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