-UtopiA-

"Zoooooookini!" - Jawa (Star Wars) "I know what will cheer you up." "?" "ORANGE MOLCHA FRAPACHINO!!" *cue the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"* If you don't know that movie.. I won't tell you.

Or: Longest time you can listen to Metallica, period, before your ears start to bleed.

lol...

Out of curiosity, who is that robber that died at the film studio? the guy leaned out that door and shot him down with the Ruger. Poor fellow..

This is... Unexpected?

What's Estonian?

This thread makes me sick, we need an admin to close it quick.

Did it only do it that once? Or does it do it everytime you play...

I know where they all are, too. . Let's not get into 'why' I know.

I must always be the target of Lara's "lag" defenses. All because a few nights ago we had a lag problem. Lara, I don't have THAT much of a problem with lag that you have to try to rub something in my face everytime the word "lag" is brought up in a thread. Anyway... It seems some laggers have no problem killing others, but on our side, it's near impossible to hit them. This doesn't include the spas or anything, but the m60/stubby. I could be shooting them for 10 minutes with the stubby, then they switch to a stubby, 1 shot, and they take me down. And no, it's not because I stand in one spot (lol). But I'd say 75% of 'laggers' have just a hard time killing as we do killing them. (Lara, I was mostly talking about foreigners with 56k. The kind that ping 200 to 300 but it's actually 10 times worse than that, it's more like a 900 ping. Someone in the US on a 56k with 200 ping isn't a problem.)

I got over 1,000 posts in 36 days over at GTAForums. Most hours spent connected to mIRC Most hours spent connected to mIRC and actually using mIRC Biggest splash from a cannonball into a pool Farthest a blind man walked without smacking into something (no cane) Most number of times someone can use the word "the" in one sentence

Guilty.

Wouldn't everyone?

I dunno, I can picture a Ricky Martin look-a-like jamming to that driving down the road in an Oceanic.

Who is the first person you ever killed in MTA? And for the newbies, Who is the first person you want to kill in MTA? Personally, I can't remember.

Most blinks in a minute. Longest shit log. Longest time eyes kept open without going blind or blinking. Most number of minutes swimming with sharks without being killed. Most number of "stupid Guiness records" created by one person on the MTA message board. Sidenote: Ace joined a MONTH before Ransom and he only has 100 posts, whereas Ransom has over 2,000. What's up with that shit?

NO • ...take my own skins in the game? (i made skins for my friends and myself and now we want to play with them... is it possible?) Correction: YES. It's possible, but it's considered cheating, so don't do it. And no one will tell you how, either.

I didn't read it all... *sigh*... But anyway, damn good stuff in there. Who would have thought about that? Not me. Sounds good, though.

Then you have the laggers who insist they don't have bad lag, EVEN THOUGH they're 900 ping is staring you in the face.

Been playing for a long time and never heard anything about warping until you said it. And I've played n4sr for a long time too, and he's never said anything about it. Just. Accept. It. Stop making lame excuses. (I see you warp too but it didn't stop me from kickin' your ass )

Stop lying to make yourself feel better. it's a two-way connection problem between ME and YOU. I see you warp, buddy. But unlike you I don't complain about it. And by the way, no one else sees me warp. No one. And no one else sees you warp. Only I do. Just accept it, geez... Let it go. Sidenote, it's not more fun playing with 24 people. It's just crowded and you get bad frame rates, and expectidly: bad lag.

oMFG MTA h4xx0rz, B4n th3 n0ob n' his h4xx0rz! h3'z p0zting t3h h4xx0rz!! Translation: Nice site. EDIT: Take a look at screenshot 005. YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING MTA WITH THAT MODDED BIKE! (I noticed you're playing as a RACER!)

Well then my eyes deceive me. But I could swore I read that... Meh. *Shrugs*. I don't want to sound pessimistic or anything, but in regards to the new 'core', I can only say this much: "I'll believe it when I see it."